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ITT: I invent sexual acts based on poaster names

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bat-shit-crazy base candlestick maker
  10/03/13
What's mkne?
chest-beating institution
  10/03/13
The "Stim to Win": You are marathon fucking an ...
bat-shit-crazy base candlestick maker
  10/03/13
I will TAKE THaT ANAL. 68305
chest-beating institution
  10/03/13
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glittery elite crotch gay wizard
  10/03/13
The "king of carrot flowers": After the Rohypno...
bat-shit-crazy base candlestick maker
  10/03/13
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yellow dog poop
  10/07/13
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learning disabled range hissy fit
  10/03/13
The "Jimothy Edgar Hoover": You meet a pretty l...
bat-shit-crazy base candlestick maker
  10/03/13
Pretty sure this is how I was conceived
learning disabled range hissy fit
  10/03/13
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Mind-boggling Sweet Tailpipe
  10/03/13
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maroon disgusting ticket booth
  10/03/13
The "biglaw associate asking if link is worksafe @ 11pm...
bat-shit-crazy base candlestick maker
  10/03/13
tyty
maroon disgusting ticket booth
  10/03/13
lol this was good. ty
Startling rusted puppy plaza
  10/03/13
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mint stirring cumskin double fault
  10/03/13
I can't wait for this one.
Startling rusted puppy plaza
  10/03/13
The "Midnight Cowboy": This is a complex maneuv...
bat-shit-crazy base candlestick maker
  10/03/13
giddy up
mint stirring cumskin double fault
  10/03/13
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Soul-stirring slate state
  10/03/13
The "the price of pastry by bob woodward pu": Y...
bat-shit-crazy base candlestick maker
  10/03/13
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internet-worthy water buffalo dilemma
  10/03/13
The "donny (retired)": This is just doggystyle ...
bat-shit-crazy base candlestick maker
  10/03/13
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aggressive national security agency locale
  10/03/13
The "Dickey Simpkins": Your partner helps you r...
bat-shit-crazy base candlestick maker
  10/03/13
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Multi-colored violent goyim messiness
  10/03/13
The "(actual faggot)": While blacking out from ...
bat-shit-crazy base candlestick maker
  10/03/13
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Startling rusted puppy plaza
  10/03/13
The "sparkler": Wearing a rubber body suit with...
bat-shit-crazy base candlestick maker
  10/03/13
ty
Startling rusted puppy plaza
  10/03/13
?
Titillating meetinghouse
  10/03/13
The "IronMonkey": This is actually how the AIDS...
bat-shit-crazy base candlestick maker
  10/03/13
i think my gf would actually enjoy this one
Fantasy-prone Alcoholic Parlor Shitlib
  10/03/13
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opaque appetizing stead cuck
  10/03/13
The "The only poaster who struck out with Doobs": ...
bat-shit-crazy base candlestick maker
  10/03/13
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Vibrant Carnelian People Who Are Hurt
  10/03/13
The "Angry at Numbers": You put as many fingers...
bat-shit-crazy base candlestick maker
  10/03/13
rofl underrated
transparent temple
  10/03/13
nifty
Vibrant Carnelian People Who Are Hurt
  10/29/14
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shimmering heaven pozpig
  10/03/13
The "Mr. Wu": This is simply slang for an asian...
bat-shit-crazy base candlestick maker
  10/03/13
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chocolate dingle berry
  10/03/13
The "Francis Macomber": You watch your wife get...
bat-shit-crazy base candlestick maker
  10/03/13
ty
chocolate dingle berry
  10/03/13
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Magenta antidepressant drug
  10/03/13
The "tonight\'s date\'s C++ code took long to compile&q...
bat-shit-crazy base candlestick maker
  10/03/13
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Fantasy-prone Alcoholic Parlor Shitlib
  10/03/13
The "The Evisceration of Obama by Commie Vladimir Putin...
bat-shit-crazy base candlestick maker
  10/03/13
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transparent temple
  02/28/14
Go
ebony doobsian field gaming laptop
  10/03/13
The "Refunkulus": This isn't an actual sex act ...
bat-shit-crazy base candlestick maker
  10/03/13
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Diverse flesh boltzmann idiot
  10/03/13
The "Slow Children Playing": Mutual masturbatio...
bat-shit-crazy base candlestick maker
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Milky trip macaca legal warrant
  10/03/13
The "He didnt care that I was a Malcolm X scholar"...
bat-shit-crazy base candlestick maker
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Hairraiser nofapping useless brakes mother
  10/03/13
The "Man with crippling baboon on newscaster fetish&quo...
bat-shit-crazy base candlestick maker
  10/03/13
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mischievous idea he suggested quadroon
  10/03/13
The "Hitler Did Nothing Wrong": Go to your bank...
bat-shit-crazy base candlestick maker
  10/03/13
Unbelievable 180
ebony doobsian field gaming laptop
  10/03/13
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mischievous idea he suggested quadroon
  10/29/14
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pungent private investor
  10/03/13
The "Musquetors & anon6356 verry troublesom.":...
bat-shit-crazy base candlestick maker
  10/03/13
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Swashbuckling center multi-billionaire
  10/03/13
The "bloodacre": This one isn't for the faint o...
bat-shit-crazy base candlestick maker
  10/03/13
jesus
Swashbuckling center multi-billionaire
  10/03/13
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cordovan bat shit crazy mental disorder milk
  10/03/13
The "Boogie Down": You play slap bass guitar wi...
bat-shit-crazy base candlestick maker
  10/03/13
Ty. I do this frequently.
cordovan bat shit crazy mental disorder milk
  10/03/13
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vivacious theatre
  10/03/13
The "The Sound Of One Hand Fapping": A clever m...
bat-shit-crazy base candlestick maker
  10/03/13
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Maniacal thirsty azn juggernaut
  10/03/13
The "crazy, magnetic cambodian": First you fuck...
bat-shit-crazy base candlestick maker
  10/03/13
extraordinary
Fighting adventurous spot
  10/29/14
in do PauliePorsche too
Cerise ceo partner
  10/03/13
The "MarioMaserati": Eat nothing but curry for ...
bat-shit-crazy base candlestick maker
  10/03/13
ayo y u gotta do us like dat?
Cerise ceo partner
  10/03/13
Why do you shart when you cum?
bat-shit-crazy base candlestick maker
  10/03/13
it's a sensation feeling and it makes you feel RILLLL GOOODD...
Cerise ceo partner
  10/03/13
180 billion
Vibrant Carnelian People Who Are Hurt
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Swashbuckling center multi-billionaire
  10/03/13
LOL
Curious Hominid
  10/03/13
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Dashing Overrated Tanning Salon Scourge Upon The Earth
  10/03/13
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hyperactive turdskin
  10/03/13
The "Mark Ironside": This one is hard to pull o...
bat-shit-crazy base candlestick maker
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histrionic copper native
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The "Mr. Buns": Have you ever heard of a hat tr...
bat-shit-crazy base candlestick maker
  10/03/13
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Ruddy Wild Half-breed School
  10/03/13
The "bantown": This act requires some decent ba...
bat-shit-crazy base candlestick maker
  10/03/13
is this an approved part of a STIM routine?
Ruddy Wild Half-breed School
  10/03/13
Apparently Yann Perrod bantowns in a sauna for cool downs af...
bat-shit-crazy base candlestick maker
  10/03/13
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Floppy Garrison
  10/03/13
The "slimshadyman leading u down a subthread wasteland&...
bat-shit-crazy base candlestick maker
  10/03/13
I think my moniker might already be a sex move, but have at ...
Charismatic nighttime site
  10/03/13
The "John Ruskin, recoiling at Demi Moore's full bush&q...
bat-shit-crazy base candlestick maker
  10/03/13
lol, beautiful, man. that kind of turned me on a little bit...
Charismatic nighttime site
  10/03/13
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Aromatic fiercely-loyal trump supporter
  10/03/13
Sorry but I need a username to inspire the sex act.
bat-shit-crazy base candlestick maker
  10/03/13
Bing Bong Ching Chong is back, yo.
Aromatic fiercely-loyal trump supporter
  10/03/13
The "Bing Bong Ching Chong is back, yo.": Get y...
bat-shit-crazy base candlestick maker
  10/03/13
I rate you as chicken and waffle! :)
Aromatic fiercely-loyal trump supporter
  10/03/13
you're doing good work in this thread, actually quite impres...
Mind-boggling Sweet Tailpipe
  10/03/13
The "GOAT POTUS": Start with a bourbon-soaked C...
bat-shit-crazy base candlestick maker
  10/03/13
*LSAC administrators resign en masse*
Mind-boggling Sweet Tailpipe
  10/03/13
good hustle OP
Bateful irate psychic bawdyhouse
  10/03/13
The "dr. joseph smith\'s rotting corpse, esq.": ...
bat-shit-crazy base candlestick maker
  10/03/13
wow man tytyty
Bateful irate psychic bawdyhouse
  10/03/13
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awkward soggy sound barrier lay
  10/03/13
The "ughh": This is when she sucks your UGGGGHH...
bat-shit-crazy base candlestick maker
  10/03/13
lol
awkward soggy sound barrier lay
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massive tripping sandwich hospital
  10/03/13
The "hank_scorpio": An objective 10 rides you w...
bat-shit-crazy base candlestick maker
  10/03/13
this is the most 180 of all sex acts listed thus far
massive tripping sandwich hospital
  10/03/13
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Beady-eyed pit
  10/03/13
The "Montana Management CO": This is the finish...
bat-shit-crazy base candlestick maker
  10/03/13
bravo. "the world is yours"
Beady-eyed pit
  10/03/13
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cracking casino
  10/03/13
The ",.,...,..,.,.,:,.:,.,.,::,..,..,:,.,.:..,:.::,.&qu...
bat-shit-crazy base candlestick maker
  10/03/13
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transparent temple
  10/03/13
To you and everyone below you I need to take a break, watch ...
bat-shit-crazy base candlestick maker
  10/03/13
Take your time brother. An artist cannot be rushed.
transparent temple
  10/03/13
cr, the man is operating at a high level.
Mind-boggling Sweet Tailpipe
  10/03/13
180 work ITT
Charismatic nighttime site
  10/03/13
The "Bruce Campbell\'s Chin": Fuck your girlfri...
bat-shit-crazy base candlestick maker
  10/03/13
lool ty i'll try this.
transparent temple
  10/03/13
alternative: hard cunnilingus involving pushing your massive...
Mind-boggling Sweet Tailpipe
  10/03/13
...
bat-shit-crazy base candlestick maker
  10/03/13
tyvm
Mind-boggling Sweet Tailpipe
  10/03/13
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Kink-friendly Theater Stage Internal Respiration
  10/03/13
The "The Witchmother": This one takes disciplin...
bat-shit-crazy base candlestick maker
  10/03/13
mine?
Mustard Alpha Trailer Park
  10/03/13
The "BrunotheSpartan": This is totally heterose...
bat-shit-crazy base candlestick maker
  10/03/13
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Charcoal cruise ship
  10/03/13
The "Alyssa Rosales jilling off to Air Bud": St...
bat-shit-crazy base candlestick maker
  10/03/13
extra points if twice she grounder her butthold?
Charcoal cruise ship
  10/03/13
if she expresses her anal glands, you are successful.
Mind-boggling Sweet Tailpipe
  10/03/13
very good thread, petumkin has arrived
Charcoal cruise ship
  10/03/13
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Passionate whorehouse
  10/03/13
Thank you for your support. I shall get a good nights sleep ...
bat-shit-crazy base candlestick maker
  10/03/13
The "Just Another Use Pink Twink Chink": There ...
bat-shit-crazy base candlestick maker
  10/07/13
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big-titted startled son of senegal death wish
  10/03/13
The "mystery ape lover": Head down to a local f...
bat-shit-crazy base candlestick maker
  10/07/13
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White wagecucks
  10/03/13
The "Carl Spackler": Never heard of this one, b...
bat-shit-crazy base candlestick maker
  10/07/13
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wonderful halford
  10/03/13
The "selbstgassen": This is for the dirty fucke...
bat-shit-crazy base candlestick maker
  10/07/13
THE ARE COUNTRY PUMO: drug your gf, take her to the country,...
Spectacular bronze stage mood
  10/03/13
Close. You described the "Big Country Pumo." F...
bat-shit-crazy base candlestick maker
  10/07/13
next me next me
Garnet laser beams hall
  10/03/13
The ".com": This is slang for speed fucking. G...
bat-shit-crazy base candlestick maker
  10/07/13
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Ruddy Wild Half-breed School
  10/07/13
like
Garnet laser beams hall
  10/07/13
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geriatric topaz voyeur toaster
  10/03/13
The "fuck sluts with the big humongous butts": ...
bat-shit-crazy base candlestick maker
  10/07/13
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Comical Insanely Creepy Potus Property
  10/03/13
The "scholarship": While studying with a prudis...
bat-shit-crazy base candlestick maker
  10/07/13
never done one of these before, but have to on this one
excitant narrow-minded corner factory reset button
  10/03/13
The "sealclubber": Get on twitter and start cha...
bat-shit-crazy base candlestick maker
  10/07/13
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vermilion brunch dysfunction
  10/03/13
The " self-satisfied and socially compliant": P...
bat-shit-crazy base candlestick maker
  10/07/13
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Lime queen of the night mexican
  10/04/13
K
deep address gaping
  10/04/13
Let's go brother
Garnet laser beams hall
  10/04/13
me me me while you're at it tell us what it means to &quo...
bossy free-loading travel guidebook boistinker
  10/06/13
JFC you sweet scholar you
concupiscible clown
  10/06/13
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burgundy infuriating faggotry
  10/06/13
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yellow dog poop
  10/07/13
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painfully honest lascivious forum
  10/07/13
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impertinent bipolar liquid oxygen
  10/07/13
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Contagious set old irish cottage
  10/07/13
fuuuuuuuuuuck I missed some
bat-shit-crazy base candlestick maker
  12/13/13
STFU, you fucking fat retard.
Amethyst laughsome office pocket flask
  12/13/13
How things have changed!
bat-shit-crazy base candlestick maker
  02/28/14
Come at me.
Misanthropic light national affirmative action
  02/28/14
The "Deranged Penguin": You fuck your bitch wit...
bat-shit-crazy base candlestick maker
  02/28/14
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sadistic aqua point really tough guy
  02/28/14
The "JohnnyD": You rub your dick around the out...
bat-shit-crazy base candlestick maker
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transparent temple
  02/28/14
The "harrison": You and another guy jack off in...
bat-shit-crazy base candlestick maker
  02/28/14
lol
transparent temple
  02/28/14
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vengeful gay community account
  02/28/14
The "I care because you do": You pick up some a...
bat-shit-crazy base candlestick maker
  02/28/14
ty
vengeful gay community account
  02/28/14
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Adulterous Kitchen New Version
  02/28/14
The "pervy pagan murder king": Your woman reach...
bat-shit-crazy base candlestick maker
  02/28/14
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primrose lettuce
  02/28/14
The "<( \' \' <)~~" (jigglypuff): Just an...
bat-shit-crazy base candlestick maker
  02/28/14
I always thought of it more as a Kirby. http://i.imgur.com/N...
primrose lettuce
  02/28/14
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Aphrodisiac Gas Station Blood Rage
  02/28/14
The "flyfisher110": Fuck a girl with a condom o...
bat-shit-crazy base candlestick maker
  03/19/14
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Chartreuse Talking Therapy
  02/28/14
The "..,.,..,,,;...;,,;,;,;.;,,,..;;,;....,;": ...
bat-shit-crazy base candlestick maker
  03/19/14
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Galvanic Brass Famous Landscape Painting
  02/28/14
The "Aspie Pickup Line": Viciously debate subtl...
bat-shit-crazy base candlestick maker
  03/19/14
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180 brethren newt
  02/28/14
The "sexual": This is more like a modifier. Do...
bat-shit-crazy base candlestick maker
  03/19/14
This is my favorite thread
cerebral splenetic prole box office
  02/28/14
Thank you! The "Taco Meet Up": You know how ...
bat-shit-crazy base candlestick maker
  03/19/14
Sprinted ITT
mischievous idea he suggested quadroon
  02/28/14
The "Library Bathroom Holocaust": Eat a bunch o...
bat-shit-crazy base candlestick maker
  03/19/14
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wonderful halford
  02/28/14
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&mc=1...
bat-shit-crazy base candlestick maker
  03/19/14
ping me box! PING ME!!!!!
Razzle theater
  02/28/14
EDIT - i came for the personalized sex act, but just reali...
chrome stimulating indian lodge
  10/29/14
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chrome stimulating indian lodge
  12/20/14
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well-lubricated razzle-dazzle market corn cake
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Irradiated Filthy Boiling Water
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Indigo Odious Philosopher-king Home
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wonderful halford
  10/29/14
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Motley tattoo
  12/20/14


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Date: October 3rd, 2013 11:29 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy base candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24161392)



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Date: October 3rd, 2013 11:29 AM
Author: chest-beating institution

What's mkne?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24161399)



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Date: October 3rd, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy base candlestick maker

The "Stim to Win":

You are marathon fucking an IFNB groupie and starting to gas out so you lay out a fat line of coke on her tramp stamp, rail that thing and then TAKE THAT ANAL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24161439)



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Date: October 3rd, 2013 11:42 AM
Author: chest-beating institution

I will TAKE THaT ANAL. 68305

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24161455)



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Date: October 3rd, 2013 11:30 AM
Author: glittery elite crotch gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24161402)



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Date: October 3rd, 2013 11:40 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy base candlestick maker

The "king of carrot flowers":

After the Rohypnol is kicking in and she can't move you slip on a cock ring shaped like a crown and jerk off on her face while your red pubes tickle her nose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24161447)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 8:48 AM
Author: yellow dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24185449)



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Date: October 3rd, 2013 11:32 AM
Author: learning disabled range hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24161413)



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Date: October 3rd, 2013 11:43 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy base candlestick maker

The "Jimothy Edgar Hoover":

You meet a pretty lady, get some dirt on her, and bring her back to your place. You explain to her you'll release her files to the public unless she lets you wear her clothes as she fucks you in the ass with a strap on. You can cum extra-hard if she's crying during all of this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24161462)



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Date: October 3rd, 2013 11:57 AM
Author: learning disabled range hissy fit

Pretty sure this is how I was conceived

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24161530)



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Date: October 3rd, 2013 6:14 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Sweet Tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24163446)



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Date: October 3rd, 2013 11:32 AM
Author: maroon disgusting ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24161414)



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Date: October 3rd, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy base candlestick maker

The "biglaw associate asking if link is worksafe @ 11pm":

This is simply surfing beeg on your smartphone in the stall at work and jerking off while thinking of that tight little intern who keeps making eye contact with you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24161465)



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Date: October 3rd, 2013 11:49 AM
Author: maroon disgusting ticket booth

tyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24161487)



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Date: October 3rd, 2013 11:54 AM
Author: Startling rusted puppy plaza

lol this was good. ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24161511)



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Date: October 3rd, 2013 11:33 AM
Author: mint stirring cumskin double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24161416)



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Date: October 3rd, 2013 11:41 AM
Author: Startling rusted puppy plaza

I can't wait for this one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24161449)



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Date: October 3rd, 2013 11:48 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy base candlestick maker

The "Midnight Cowboy":

This is a complex maneuver in which you hog tie a black woman, ride her and cum in her face 6 times then wash it off with some whiskey. While smoking your post-coitus cigarette you kill and Indian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24161480)



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Date: October 3rd, 2013 11:55 AM
Author: mint stirring cumskin double fault

giddy up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24161513)



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Date: October 3rd, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: Soul-stirring slate state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24161428)



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Date: October 3rd, 2013 11:51 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy base candlestick maker

The "the price of pastry by bob woodward pu":

You slam 10 shots of hard alcohol, do a line of coke and chew 5 viagras. Once all the chemicals have kicked in you pick a wet spot and fuck it until you puke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24161499)



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Date: October 3rd, 2013 11:39 AM
Author: internet-worthy water buffalo dilemma



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Date: October 3rd, 2013 11:53 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy base candlestick maker

The "donny (retired)":

This is just doggystyle sex with your socks on while watching reruns of The Osmond Show.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24161507)



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Date: October 3rd, 2013 11:40 AM
Author: aggressive national security agency locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24161441)



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Date: October 3rd, 2013 11:55 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy base candlestick maker

The "Dickey Simpkins":

Your partner helps you reach your climate using his choice of either jelly or syrup. It's possible to mutually Dickey Simpkins in a modified 69 pose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24161514)



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Date: October 3rd, 2013 11:40 AM
Author: Multi-colored violent goyim messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24161442)



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Date: October 3rd, 2013 11:59 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy base candlestick maker

The "(actual faggot)":

While blacking out from too much booze and probably some date rape drugs in the bath house you experience snapshots of the following:

1) you cumming in a dude's ass without a condom,

2) a dude cumming in your mouth,

3) someone fucking you in your ass (but was he wearing a condom?)

A variation of this called the "(actual STIMMED faggot)" involves inhaling poppers and nitrous whenever your mouth isn't filled with cock.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24161533)



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Date: October 3rd, 2013 11:41 AM
Author: Startling rusted puppy plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24161448)



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Date: October 3rd, 2013 12:02 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy base candlestick maker

The "sparkler":

Wearing a rubber body suit with your girlfriend dressed in all flannel you viciously fuck in missionary position. When you are both about to cum you touch her forehead with your exposed finger delivering a huge static shock that enhances both your orgasms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24161542)



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Date: October 3rd, 2013 12:04 PM
Author: Startling rusted puppy plaza

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24161552)



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Date: October 3rd, 2013 11:42 AM
Author: Titillating meetinghouse

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24161451)



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Date: October 3rd, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy base candlestick maker

The "IronMonkey":

This is actually how the AIDS virus got started. You beat a monkey out of a tree and stomp it until it's unconscious, then you place your AK-47 in its mouth and viciously fuck its ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24161563)



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Date: October 3rd, 2013 12:10 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Alcoholic Parlor Shitlib

i think my gf would actually enjoy this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24161576)



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Date: October 3rd, 2013 11:42 AM
Author: opaque appetizing stead cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24161457)



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Date: October 3rd, 2013 12:09 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy base candlestick maker

The "The only poaster who struck out with Doobs":

This is just a gangbang with three gingers while a fourth ginger watches from outside taking notes and photographs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24161569)



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Date: October 3rd, 2013 11:44 AM
Author: Vibrant Carnelian People Who Are Hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24161463)



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Date: October 3rd, 2013 12:11 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy base candlestick maker

The "Angry at Numbers":

You put as many fingers in your partner's ass as you can before they start to bleed. You then record that number on their back with their own poo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24161578)



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Date: October 3rd, 2013 5:53 PM
Author: transparent temple

rofl

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24163330)



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Date: October 29th, 2014 10:23 AM
Author: Vibrant Carnelian People Who Are Hurt

nifty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#26608235)



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Date: October 3rd, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: shimmering heaven pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24161467)



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Date: October 3rd, 2013 12:13 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy base candlestick maker

The "Mr. Wu":

This is simply slang for an asian guy banging a white girl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24161581)



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Date: October 3rd, 2013 11:47 AM
Author: chocolate dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24161477)



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Date: October 3rd, 2013 12:14 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy base candlestick maker

The "Francis Macomber":

You watch your wife get fucked by another man and when he finishes you shoot up with testosterone, blow a line of coke and jerk off on her face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24161589)



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Date: October 3rd, 2013 12:20 PM
Author: chocolate dingle berry

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24161600)



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Date: October 3rd, 2013 11:50 AM
Author: Magenta antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24161495)



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Date: October 3rd, 2013 12:17 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy base candlestick maker

The "tonight\'s date\'s C++ code took long to compile":

This is simply cyber sex over IRC but it utilizes USB dildos and fleshlights with feedback systems: the fleshlight heats, lubes and constricts according to the sensors on the remote dildo, and likewise the remote dildo pounds away depending on how you fuck the fleshlight.

It's really fucking pathetic shit and I don't know why you even wanted to know about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24161593)



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Date: October 3rd, 2013 11:57 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone Alcoholic Parlor Shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24161528)



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Date: October 3rd, 2013 12:18 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy base candlestick maker

The "The Evisceration of Obama by Commie Vladimir Putin":

This is the name for manrape in which a seemingly powerful man is held down and assfucked to completion by a True Alpha Bro. It happens in jail showers on the reg.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24161595)



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Date: February 28th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: transparent temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#25104453)



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Date: October 3rd, 2013 12:08 PM
Author: ebony doobsian field gaming laptop

Go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24161564)



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Date: October 3rd, 2013 12:20 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy base candlestick maker

The "Refunkulus":

This isn't an actual sex act but rather is the nickname for the ass shape that is imprinted on the sheets or carseat or whatever after unprotected fucking. It's a combination of sweat, vaginal secretion, cum and poop.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24161598)



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Date: October 3rd, 2013 12:10 PM
Author: Diverse flesh boltzmann idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24161574)



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Date: October 3rd, 2013 12:23 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy base candlestick maker

The "Slow Children Playing":

Mutual masturbation between Downs teenagers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24161606)



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Date: October 3rd, 2013 12:25 PM
Author: Milky trip macaca legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24161611)



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Date: October 3rd, 2013 12:28 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy base candlestick maker

The "He didnt care that I was a Malcolm X scholar":

You sit on a chair stroking your pathetic pissworm while Darnel, Tyrone and Malcom run train on your GF. The key here is the humiliation and cuckolding, a form of sexual role playing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24161618)



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Date: October 3rd, 2013 12:28 PM
Author: Hairraiser nofapping useless brakes mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24161619)



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Date: October 3rd, 2013 12:33 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy base candlestick maker

The "Man with crippling baboon on newscaster fetish":

A niche masturbation fetish where you jerk off to the nightly news and cum just as they cut to an interview with an illiterate old black lady.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24161630)



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Date: October 3rd, 2013 12:44 PM
Author: mischievous idea he suggested quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24161662)



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Date: October 3rd, 2013 12:50 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy base candlestick maker

The "Hitler Did Nothing Wrong":

Go to your bank and pick the sexiest teller there, write your phone number on her arm with a sharpie, violently rip her clothes off and fuck her however you want as hard as you want while she inhales nitrous. You finish up by sticking her head in an oven and fucking her from behind.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24161676)



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Date: October 3rd, 2013 2:59 PM
Author: ebony doobsian field gaming laptop

Unbelievable 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24162372)



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Date: October 29th, 2014 9:46 AM
Author: mischievous idea he suggested quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#26608130)



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Date: October 3rd, 2013 12:45 PM
Author: pungent private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24161663)



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Date: October 3rd, 2013 12:52 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy base candlestick maker

The "Musquetors & anon6356 verry troublesom.":

There's this epidemic right now in the gay clubs where you stick your dick in a gloryhole and some asshole stabs you with a needle and steals blood. It's pretty fucking troublesom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24161677)



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Date: October 3rd, 2013 2:59 PM
Author: Swashbuckling center multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24162376)



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Date: October 3rd, 2013 3:02 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy base candlestick maker

The "bloodacre":

This one isn't for the faint of heart. Line up 6-8 menstruating girls on the edge of your bed, bent over and naked. One by one you insert your penis in them, pull out and use the mess to 'finger paint' a portrait of Obama on your pillow case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24162400)



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Date: October 3rd, 2013 3:06 PM
Author: Swashbuckling center multi-billionaire

jesus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24162425)



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Date: October 3rd, 2013 3:00 PM
Author: cordovan bat shit crazy mental disorder milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24162379)



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Date: October 3rd, 2013 3:06 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy base candlestick maker

The "Boogie Down":

You play slap bass guitar with your hardon while a WOC tickles your nuts with her afro and rims your angus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24162428)



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Date: October 3rd, 2013 3:10 PM
Author: cordovan bat shit crazy mental disorder milk

Ty. I do this frequently.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24162457)



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Date: October 3rd, 2013 3:01 PM
Author: vivacious theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24162388)



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Date: October 3rd, 2013 3:09 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy base candlestick maker

The "The Sound Of One Hand Fapping":

A clever misnomer, this is actually no-handed masturbation. It takes years to master and practitioners report feeling sensations akin to the "invisible hand of economics" stroking their bulging rod.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24162453)



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Date: October 3rd, 2013 3:09 PM
Author: Maniacal thirsty azn juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24162452)



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Date: October 3rd, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy base candlestick maker

The "crazy, magnetic cambodian":

First you fuck a Thai girl, the more petite the better. I understand that it's legal to fuck 12 year olds over there. When you reach climax you pull out and unload on her abdomen and chest. Immediately you bear hug her and hold her close for about 30 minutes until the cum dries. Then you get up and walk around with her stuck to you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24162471)



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Date: October 29th, 2014 8:07 AM
Author: Fighting adventurous spot

extraordinary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#26607887)



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Date: October 3rd, 2013 3:11 PM
Author: Cerise ceo partner

in

do PauliePorsche too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24162460)



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Date: October 3rd, 2013 3:16 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy base candlestick maker

The "MarioMaserati":

Eat nothing but curry for a couple of weeks until your body is saturated. Then you fuck the hairiest girl you find. Just as you creampie her, shart and then run your finger through your crack and draw a mustache over her mustache. It's a lot like a Dirty Sanchez except it's hairier and more spicy.

The "PauliePorsche":

Jerk off while looking at yourself in the mirror and taking computer support calls from the US.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24162493)



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Date: October 3rd, 2013 3:28 PM
Author: Cerise ceo partner

ayo y u gotta do us like dat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24162582)



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Date: October 3rd, 2013 3:32 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy base candlestick maker

Why do you shart when you cum?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24162599)



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Date: October 3rd, 2013 4:34 PM
Author: Cerise ceo partner

it's a sensation feeling and it makes you feel RILLLL GOOODDD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24162925)



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Date: October 3rd, 2013 3:32 PM
Author: Vibrant Carnelian People Who Are Hurt

180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24162600)



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Date: October 3rd, 2013 4:11 PM
Author: Swashbuckling center multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24162786)



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Date: October 3rd, 2013 4:14 PM
Author: Curious Hominid

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24162806)



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Date: October 3rd, 2013 4:58 PM
Author: Dashing Overrated Tanning Salon Scourge Upon The Earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24163035)



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Date: October 3rd, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: hyperactive turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24162479)



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Date: October 3rd, 2013 3:20 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy base candlestick maker

The "Mark Ironside":

This one is hard to pull off. You get two objective 10s to get each other off while you watch, sipping scotch, doing top-notch blow and smoking hand-rolled tobacco from Nepal. When they invite you to join in you politely decline.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24162530)



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Date: October 3rd, 2013 3:14 PM
Author: histrionic copper native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24162485)



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Date: October 3rd, 2013 3:22 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy base candlestick maker

The "Mr. Buns":

Have you ever heard of a hat trick in hockey? This is similar: you fuck three MILFs in 2.5 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24162549)



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Date: October 3rd, 2013 3:49 PM
Author: Ruddy Wild Half-breed School



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24162693)



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Date: October 3rd, 2013 3:56 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy base candlestick maker

The "bantown":

This act requires some decent balance and coordination. It can be performed with any mix of men or women wearing strapons. It's nothing more than a double-reverse cowgirl, so the first person sits up in bed, the next one sits on their cock in a reverse cowgirl and the last person sits on the second person's cock in reverse cowgirl.

If the middle participant is a male, the other two participants can race to see who makes him cum first (via prostate stimulation or traditional dick friction.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24162720)



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Date: October 3rd, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: Ruddy Wild Half-breed School

is this an approved part of a STIM routine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24162761)



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Date: October 3rd, 2013 4:13 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy base candlestick maker

Apparently Yann Perrod bantowns in a sauna for cool downs after HEAVY LOAD days.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24162795)



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Date: October 3rd, 2013 4:17 PM
Author: Floppy Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24162825)



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Date: October 3rd, 2013 4:32 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy base candlestick maker

The "slimshadyman leading u down a subthread wasteland":

This one is fun to pull on girls from broken families. While she's sucking your dick you smack her face fairly hard (be sure not to do it too hard or she may clench) and then reach over and smack her mom's ass really hard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24162919)



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Date: October 3rd, 2013 4:19 PM
Author: Charismatic nighttime site

I think my moniker might already be a sex move, but have at it anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24162836)



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Date: October 3rd, 2013 4:35 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy base candlestick maker

The "John Ruskin, recoiling at Demi Moore's full bush":

This isn't really a sex act per se but more of a technique. When you take the panties off a girl and she has zero pussy etiquette (i.e. 1970's bush), after the initial shock you hands together in front of you, palms away and pointer fingers touching. Place them on her crotch and gently push down and away parting the gnarled, wet mess. Do this until you have unobstructed access to the slippery pink treasure below.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24162928)



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Date: October 3rd, 2013 5:49 PM
Author: Charismatic nighttime site

lol, beautiful, man. that kind of turned me on a little bit, if i'm honest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24163310)



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Date: October 3rd, 2013 4:22 PM
Author: Aromatic fiercely-loyal trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24162860)



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Date: October 3rd, 2013 4:36 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy base candlestick maker

Sorry but I need a username to inspire the sex act.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24162933)



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Date: October 3rd, 2013 5:48 PM
Author: Aromatic fiercely-loyal trump supporter

Bing Bong Ching Chong is back, yo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24163306)



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Date: October 3rd, 2013 5:51 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy base candlestick maker

The "Bing Bong Ching Chong is back, yo.":

Get your Asian chick naked and ready to fuck. She holds your dick with a set of chopsticks while you pour low-sodium soy sauce on her ass and pussy. Eat a slice of pickled ginger, take a lick of her seafood then wash it down with cold sake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24163323)



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Date: October 3rd, 2013 9:39 PM
Author: Aromatic fiercely-loyal trump supporter

I rate you as chicken and waffle! :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24164878)



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Date: October 3rd, 2013 4:24 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Sweet Tailpipe

you're doing good work in this thread, actually quite impressed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24162867)



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Date: October 3rd, 2013 4:41 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy base candlestick maker

The "GOAT POTUS":

Start with a bourbon-soaked Cuban cigar, gently insert it into your GF's moist fuck hole. When you are done fucking her with it cum on her. Finally, ask your wife to light the cigar for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24162962)



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Date: October 3rd, 2013 5:30 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Sweet Tailpipe

*LSAC administrators resign en masse*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24163221)



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Date: October 3rd, 2013 4:25 PM
Author: Bateful irate psychic bawdyhouse

good hustle OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24162881)



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Date: October 3rd, 2013 4:44 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy base candlestick maker

The "dr. joseph smith\'s rotting corpse, esq.":

You have to time this one just right. Find a trauma victim. Wait until they're about to lose consciousness and then fuck them in the ass. Keep fucking them until they die. Supposedly the moment their spirit leaves the body you'll cum stupid hard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24162976)



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Date: October 3rd, 2013 4:44 PM
Author: Bateful irate psychic bawdyhouse

wow man tytyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24162978)



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Date: October 3rd, 2013 4:44 PM
Author: awkward soggy sound barrier lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24162972)



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Date: October 3rd, 2013 4:46 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy base candlestick maker

The "ughh":

This is when she sucks your UGGGGHHHHHH, then you fuck her UGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH and she licks your UGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24162983)



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Date: October 3rd, 2013 4:49 PM
Author: awkward soggy sound barrier lay

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24162990)



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Date: October 3rd, 2013 4:46 PM
Author: massive tripping sandwich hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24162980)



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Date: October 3rd, 2013 4:52 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy base candlestick maker

The "hank_scorpio":

An objective 10 rides you while you are high on coke, sipping on Dom and playing Russian Roulette with the Swedish Bikini Team. FYI the gun is actually a squirt gun filled with your previous load mixed with expensive chardonnay...the girls always giggle when they get it in the face but do you really want your own cum in your eye?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24163006)



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Date: October 3rd, 2013 4:58 PM
Author: massive tripping sandwich hospital

this is the most 180 of all sex acts listed thus far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24163041)



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Date: October 3rd, 2013 4:47 PM
Author: Beady-eyed pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24162984)



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Date: October 3rd, 2013 4:56 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy base candlestick maker

The "Montana Management CO":

This is the finishing move of a stubborn girl who wants it all. She sucks your dick and eventually you cum, and she moans while you are coating her throat. Then she pulls the "Montana Management CO" by placing her fingers at the base of your cock, squeezing and moving her hand up to the tip to get every last bit out (sort of like toothpaste.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24163028)



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Date: October 3rd, 2013 5:12 PM
Author: Beady-eyed pit

bravo. "the world is yours"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24163125)



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Date: October 3rd, 2013 4:48 PM
Author: cracking casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24162988)



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Date: October 3rd, 2013 4:57 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy base candlestick maker

The ",.,...,..,.,.,:,.:,.,.,::,..,..,:,.,.:..,:.::,.":

Well, considering you have no sex organs this is a pointless exercise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24163031)



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Date: October 3rd, 2013 4:49 PM
Author: transparent temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24162991)



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Date: October 3rd, 2013 5:00 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy base candlestick maker

To you and everyone below you I need to take a break, watch some porn, rub one out and dwell on it.

Please be patient.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24163056)



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Date: October 3rd, 2013 5:03 PM
Author: transparent temple

Take your time brother. An artist cannot be rushed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24163068)



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Date: October 3rd, 2013 6:09 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Sweet Tailpipe

cr, the man is operating at a high level.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24163405)



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Date: October 3rd, 2013 6:15 PM
Author: Charismatic nighttime site

180 work ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24163455)



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Date: October 3rd, 2013 5:56 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy base candlestick maker

The "Bruce Campbell\'s Chin":

Fuck your girlfriend from behind as hard as you can, then creampie her and scream "GIVE ME SOME SUGAR, BABY." Then give her several more hard pumps to froth up the stew in her love canal. Pull your dick out, wipe the foam off it and smear it on her face while saying "YOU GOT REAAAAAAL UGLY."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24163342)



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Date: October 3rd, 2013 5:57 PM
Author: transparent temple

lool

ty i'll try this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24163345)



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Date: October 3rd, 2013 6:24 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Sweet Tailpipe

alternative: hard cunnilingus involving pushing your massive chin into her vag.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24163508)



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Date: October 3rd, 2013 7:07 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy base candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24163770)



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Date: October 3rd, 2013 7:18 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Sweet Tailpipe

tyvm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24163805)



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Date: October 3rd, 2013 4:50 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Theater Stage Internal Respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24162992)



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Date: October 3rd, 2013 6:00 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy base candlestick maker

The "The Witchmother":

This one takes discipline. When you go to bed you start rubbing your cock and keeping it rock hard but you cannot let yourself cum. When your mother comes in to check on you you must pretend you are asleep but really you make yourself cum just as she kisses your forehead. If she realizes your are awake you have actually performed "The Doobs."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24163354)



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Date: October 3rd, 2013 4:52 PM
Author: Mustard Alpha Trailer Park

mine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24163009)



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Date: October 3rd, 2013 6:01 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy base candlestick maker

The "BrunotheSpartan":

This is totally heterosexual sucking and fucking between several very alpha bros in the sauna wearing sandals.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24163363)



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Date: October 3rd, 2013 4:57 PM
Author: Charcoal cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24163029)



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Date: October 3rd, 2013 6:06 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy base candlestick maker

The "Alyssa Rosales jilling off to Air Bud":

Start by taking a bodyshot of tequila and tobasco off the belly of a beaner. Then start to fuck while humming the Mexican Hat Dance song. Next drizzle some lube onto her back and scream "WETBACK", then yell at her to get to work picking the used condom wrappers off the floor, then cum in her mouth and ask her if she wants more orchata.

I don't expect you to be able to get all the way to the end without her getting pissed and leaving. The point is seeing how far you can go with it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24163381)



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Date: October 3rd, 2013 6:09 PM
Author: Charcoal cruise ship

extra points if twice she grounder her butthold?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24163407)



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Date: October 3rd, 2013 6:15 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Sweet Tailpipe

if she expresses her anal glands, you are successful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24163460)



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Date: October 3rd, 2013 6:22 PM
Author: Charcoal cruise ship

very good thread, petumkin has arrived

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24163498)



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Date: October 3rd, 2013 4:57 PM
Author: Passionate whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24163030)



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Date: October 3rd, 2013 7:10 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy base candlestick maker

Thank you for your support. I shall get a good nights sleep and return to this tomorrow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24163778)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 8:36 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy base candlestick maker

The "Just Another Use Pink Twink Chink":

There is a special Chinese version of the fleshlight that is a tighter fit but, more importantly, goes "East to West." This is a slang for a group of friends each buying one and seeing how many loads they can deposit in theirs in a 24-hour period. Dick pills and cocaine are legitimate fuck aids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24185436)



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Date: October 3rd, 2013 5:00 PM
Author: big-titted startled son of senegal death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24163055)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 8:39 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy base candlestick maker

The "mystery ape lover":

Head down to a local flop house where the junkies and hookers hang out on the black side of town. Cover your eyes with something like a bandana and then start sticking your dick in whatever wet holes you can find. When you cum pay whomever is attached to that hole with a new Bic lighter, a spoon and a pack of clean syringes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24185438)



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Date: October 3rd, 2013 5:05 PM
Author: White wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24163074)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 8:41 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy base candlestick maker

The "Carl Spackler":

Never heard of this one, but it sounds kinda like the "Hot Carl Spackler" where you are fucking a girl, you take a dump on her chest and then you take your shoe and "step in it." Make sure to track it around her apartment a bit before you leave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24185441)



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Date: October 3rd, 2013 5:56 PM
Author: wonderful halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24163343)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 8:43 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy base candlestick maker

The "selbstgassen":

This is for the dirty fuckers out there. You meet a girl at Oktoberfest and feed her some kielbasa and lots of sauerkraut. Wash it down with a nice, rich wheat beer. When the inevitable occurs you follow her into the porta-potty and have her suck you off while she's blowing pure, unadulterated evil out her starfish. It still smells better than kimchi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24185443)



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Date: October 3rd, 2013 6:17 PM
Author: Spectacular bronze stage mood

THE ARE COUNTRY PUMO: drug your gf, take her to the country, fuck her in a barn, throw her body in ditch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24163466)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 8:44 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy base candlestick maker

Close. You described the "Big Country Pumo."

For the ARE COUNTRY PUMO you substitute "GF" with "sister."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24185447)



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Date: October 3rd, 2013 6:20 PM
Author: Garnet laser beams hall

next me next me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24163483)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 8:48 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy base candlestick maker

The ".com":

This is slang for speed fucking. Get a stop watch and start it, then go on OKCupid and troll for fat girls. Don't stop the timer until you've actually inserted your penis into her chubby slit. Whatever that number is becomes your .com score. Depending on your locale you should be able to get in under 60 minutes or so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24185450)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 10:22 AM
Author: Ruddy Wild Half-breed School



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24185676)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 10:32 AM
Author: Garnet laser beams hall

like

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24185699)



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Date: October 3rd, 2013 6:23 PM
Author: geriatric topaz voyeur toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24163503)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 8:51 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy base candlestick maker

The "fuck sluts with the big humongous butts":

This is one of my favorites. I head down to the salsa club here for lessons and several of the teachers are these Latinas with tight bodies and juicy asses. They love my enthusiasm seeing as I'm an alpha white guy indulging them in their culture and after a few caipirinhas they let me play inside their humongous butts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24185453)



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Date: October 3rd, 2013 6:36 PM
Author: Comical Insanely Creepy Potus Property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24163596)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 10:42 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy base candlestick maker

The "scholarship":

While studying with a prudish law shrew you break down her reasons for not sleeping with you using blinding logic. Backed into a corner with no reason NOT to give up the pussy she lays back and enjoys every last inch of your Sweat Treat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24185737)



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Date: October 3rd, 2013 7:16 PM
Author: excitant narrow-minded corner factory reset button

never done one of these before, but have to on this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24163797)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 10:27 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy base candlestick maker

The "sealclubber":

Get on twitter and start chatting up 18 and 19 year old girls. Tell them about the Bieber concert you went to, laugh out loud about Miley twerking and talk about how cool you think Obama is for giving out free phones and shit. Each time you bed one of them fuck her from behind. "Accidentally" slip it in her ass, crack her on the back of the skull and take a photo of the look on her face as an honorary "pelt."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24185687)



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Date: October 3rd, 2013 7:17 PM
Author: vermilion brunch dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24163802)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy base candlestick maker

The " self-satisfied and socially compliant":

Pull your Spiderman pajama bottoms down to your knees, grab a box of tissue (and lotion if that's your style) and sit at your computer. Whiteknight on Reddit while simultaneously browsing porn. While jerking off, imagine the spray-tanned whore with the bleached hair and obnoxiously fake tits is some nerdy feminist who let you invade her pubis because you defended her online honor with passive-aggressive snark. After you cum be sure to imagine cuddling her and crying about the unchecked privilege of white men everywhere.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24185713)



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Date: October 4th, 2013 12:04 AM
Author: Lime queen of the night mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24166080)



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Date: October 4th, 2013 12:05 AM
Author: deep address gaping

K

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24166095)



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Date: October 4th, 2013 2:55 PM
Author: Garnet laser beams hall

Let's go brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24169022)



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Date: October 6th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: bossy free-loading travel guidebook boistinker

me me me

while you're at it tell us what it means to "Bend Her Over A Barrel And Show Her The 50 States"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24178536)



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Date: October 6th, 2013 4:17 PM
Author: concupiscible clown

JFC you sweet scholar you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24180680)



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Date: October 6th, 2013 11:27 PM
Author: burgundy infuriating faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24183799)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 8:49 AM
Author: yellow dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24185452)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 11:12 PM
Author: painfully honest lascivious forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24190420)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 11:23 PM
Author: impertinent bipolar liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24190546)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 11:28 PM
Author: Contagious set old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24190592)



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Date: December 13th, 2013 3:09 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy base candlestick maker

fuuuuuuuuuuck I missed some

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24632903)



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Date: December 13th, 2013 3:43 PM
Author: Amethyst laughsome office pocket flask

STFU, you fucking fat retard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24633156)



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Date: February 28th, 2014 4:57 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy base candlestick maker

How things have changed!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#25104426)



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Date: February 28th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: Misanthropic light national affirmative action

Come at me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#25104436)



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Date: February 28th, 2014 5:01 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy base candlestick maker

The "Deranged Penguin":

You fuck your bitch with a freeze pop for about 30 seconds before jamming your cock in and moving it about like a penguin dancing on the Arctic ice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#25104444)



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Date: February 28th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: sadistic aqua point really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#25104437)



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Date: February 28th, 2014 5:04 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy base candlestick maker

The "JohnnyD":

You rub your dick around the outside of her pussy to get some lube for an assjab. Then you assjab.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#25104458)



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Date: February 28th, 2014 5:01 PM
Author: transparent temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#25104443)



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Date: February 28th, 2014 5:06 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy base candlestick maker

The "harrison":

You and another guy jack off into socks until you cum and all your bros who are watching debate who shot first.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#25104466)



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Date: February 28th, 2014 5:07 PM
Author: transparent temple

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#25104475)



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Date: February 28th, 2014 5:02 PM
Author: vengeful gay community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#25104447)



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Date: February 28th, 2014 5:08 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy base candlestick maker

The "I care because you do":

You pick up some autistic chick by discussing IDM music with her and take her back to your place. You play some autechre, and while getting high on inhalers and then have awkward robot sex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#25104476)



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Date: February 28th, 2014 10:55 PM
Author: vengeful gay community account

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#25106309)



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Date: February 28th, 2014 5:02 PM
Author: Adulterous Kitchen New Version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#25104449)



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Date: February 28th, 2014 5:11 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy base candlestick maker

The "pervy pagan murder king":

Your woman reaches down and wraps her fingers (crowns) your ballsack and squeezes as tight as she can the moment you cum. It's rumored to make the orgasm last longer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#25104492)



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Date: February 28th, 2014 5:07 PM
Author: primrose lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#25104473)



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Date: February 28th, 2014 5:13 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy base candlestick maker

The "<( \' \' <)~~" (jigglypuff):

Just another term for "hogging", a national pastime for chill, fratty bros for decades.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#25104501)



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Date: February 28th, 2014 5:17 PM
Author: primrose lettuce

I always thought of it more as a Kirby. http://i.imgur.com/Nd2Rbz9.jpg

But I'll take it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#25104518)



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Date: February 28th, 2014 5:22 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Gas Station Blood Rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#25104537)



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Date: March 19th, 2014 12:45 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy base candlestick maker

The "flyfisher110":

Fuck a girl with a condom on. After you cum, pull the whole condom down so it's sagging off the tip of your dick. Now swing your dick around so the condom smacks off her pussy thus resembling a flyfisher fishing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#25219747)



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Date: February 28th, 2014 5:23 PM
Author: Chartreuse Talking Therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#25104539)



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Date: March 19th, 2014 12:48 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy base candlestick maker

The "..,.,..,,,;...;,,;,;,;.;,,,..;;,;....,;":

Another word for virginity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#25219766)



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Date: February 28th, 2014 7:00 PM
Author: Galvanic Brass Famous Landscape Painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#25105039)



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Date: March 19th, 2014 12:40 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy base candlestick maker

The "Aspie Pickup Line":

Viciously debate subtle semantic differences in arguments on Reddit while masturbating furiously to GirlsGoneWild.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#25219726)



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Date: February 28th, 2014 7:05 PM
Author: 180 brethren newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#25105059)



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Date: March 19th, 2014 12:47 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy base candlestick maker

The "sexual":

This is more like a modifier. Do any activity the way you normally would but also stimulate your dick or clit, thus making it sexual.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#25219756)



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Date: February 28th, 2014 10:53 PM
Author: cerebral splenetic prole box office

This is my favorite thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#25106301)



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Date: March 19th, 2014 12:38 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy base candlestick maker

Thank you!

The "Taco Meet Up":

You know how pickup trucks will get a group of Mexican laborers on the corner for a day's work? The Taco Meet Up is like that but instead you drive around Tijuana and fill your car up with Mexican underage prostitutes. You can share them with your friends or use them yourself, but having the Hat Dance song on repeat is compulsory.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#25219720)



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Date: February 28th, 2014 11:03 PM
Author: mischievous idea he suggested quadroon

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Date: March 19th, 2014 12:52 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy base candlestick maker

The "Library Bathroom Holocaust":

Eat a bunch of Taco Bell. Sneak into the the women's bathroom at the library and enter a stall. Start wanking your cock and keeping yourself right on the edge of orgasm. Once the other stalls are occupied, make yourself cum and fart at the same time. Go and brag about it to your friends but make sure you multiply the number of "victims" by like, 500,000.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#25219781)



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Date: February 28th, 2014 11:35 PM
Author: wonderful halford



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Date: March 19th, 2014 12:53 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy base candlestick maker

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Date: February 28th, 2014 11:37 PM
Author: Razzle theater

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Date: October 29th, 2014 4:25 AM
Author: chrome stimulating indian lodge

EDIT - i came for the personalized sex act, but just realized this is an awesome thread for matching pumos to their old monikers

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Date: December 20th, 2014 1:37 AM
Author: chrome stimulating indian lodge



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Date: October 29th, 2014 9:45 AM
Author: well-lubricated razzle-dazzle market corn cake



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Date: October 29th, 2014 10:07 AM
Author: Irradiated Filthy Boiling Water



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Date: October 29th, 2014 10:10 AM
Author: Indigo Odious Philosopher-king Home



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Date: October 29th, 2014 10:11 AM
Author: wonderful halford



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Date: December 20th, 2014 1:37 AM
Author: Motley tattoo



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