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Date: October 3rd, 2013 11:59 AM Author: avocado base digit ratio
The "(actual faggot)":
While blacking out from too much booze and probably some date rape drugs in the bath house you experience snapshots of the following:
1) you cumming in a dude's ass without a condom,
2) a dude cumming in your mouth,
3) someone fucking you in your ass (but was he wearing a condom?)
A variation of this called the "(actual STIMMED faggot)" involves inhaling poppers and nitrous whenever your mouth isn't filled with cock.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24161533) |
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Date: October 3rd, 2013 5:53 PM Author: misanthropic cuckold
rofl
underrated
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24163330) |
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Date: October 3rd, 2013 12:17 PM Author: avocado base digit ratio
The "tonight\'s date\'s C++ code took long to compile":
This is simply cyber sex over IRC but it utilizes USB dildos and fleshlights with feedback systems: the fleshlight heats, lubes and constricts according to the sensors on the remote dildo, and likewise the remote dildo pounds away depending on how you fuck the fleshlight.
It's really fucking pathetic shit and I don't know why you even wanted to know about it.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24161593) |
Date: October 3rd, 2013 3:11 PM Author: mewling swollen library
in
do PauliePorsche too
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24162460) |
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Date: October 3rd, 2013 3:16 PM Author: avocado base digit ratio
The "MarioMaserati":
Eat nothing but curry for a couple of weeks until your body is saturated. Then you fuck the hairiest girl you find. Just as you creampie her, shart and then run your finger through your crack and draw a mustache over her mustache. It's a lot like a Dirty Sanchez except it's hairier and more spicy.
The "PauliePorsche":
Jerk off while looking at yourself in the mirror and taking computer support calls from the US.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24162493) |
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Date: October 3rd, 2013 3:56 PM Author: avocado base digit ratio
The "bantown":
This act requires some decent balance and coordination. It can be performed with any mix of men or women wearing strapons. It's nothing more than a double-reverse cowgirl, so the first person sits up in bed, the next one sits on their cock in a reverse cowgirl and the last person sits on the second person's cock in reverse cowgirl.
If the middle participant is a male, the other two participants can race to see who makes him cum first (via prostate stimulation or traditional dick friction.)
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24162720) |
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Date: October 3rd, 2013 4:57 PM Author: avocado base digit ratio
The ",.,...,..,.,.,:,.:,.,.,::,..,..,:,.,.:..,:.::,.":
Well, considering you have no sex organs this is a pointless exercise.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24163031) |
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Date: October 3rd, 2013 5:57 PM Author: misanthropic cuckold
lool
ty i'll try this.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24163345) |
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Date: October 3rd, 2013 6:06 PM Author: avocado base digit ratio
The "Alyssa Rosales jilling off to Air Bud":
Start by taking a bodyshot of tequila and tobasco off the belly of a beaner. Then start to fuck while humming the Mexican Hat Dance song. Next drizzle some lube onto her back and scream "WETBACK", then yell at her to get to work picking the used condom wrappers off the floor, then cum in her mouth and ask her if she wants more orchata.
I don't expect you to be able to get all the way to the end without her getting pissed and leaving. The point is seeing how far you can go with it.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24163381) |
Date: October 6th, 2013 2:45 AM Author: talking stage water buffalo
me me me
while you're at it tell us what it means to "Bend Her Over A Barrel And Show Her The 50 States"
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#24178536) |
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Date: March 19th, 2014 12:48 PM Author: avocado base digit ratio
The "..,.,..,,,;...;,,;,;,;.;,,,..;;,;....,;":
Another word for virginity.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#25219766) |
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Date: March 19th, 2014 12:38 PM Author: avocado base digit ratio
Thank you!
The "Taco Meet Up":
You know how pickup trucks will get a group of Mexican laborers on the corner for a day's work? The Taco Meet Up is like that but instead you drive around Tijuana and fill your car up with Mexican underage prostitutes. You can share them with your friends or use them yourself, but having the Hat Dance song on repeat is compulsory.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2377422&forum_id=2#25219720) |
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