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BIGLAW has made me so fucking ugly

I'm so grotesquely over weight. I'm losing my hair. I refuse...
vivacious hairless degenerate theatre
  10/08/13
ITT the classic biglaw pushover. Beta, risk-averse, and utte...
irate provocative gaping
  10/08/13
...
self-centered at-the-ready prole ticket booth
  10/08/13
Grow your hair back, workout, square up DAT jaw, squat, focu...
concupiscible azure business firm voyeur
  10/08/13
...
hot filthy parlour ceo
  12/16/16
stop being fat use rogaine and play some music
Talking Reading Party Toilet Seat
  10/08/13
realize that your problems are self made and that youre in a...
impressive out-of-control clown
  10/08/13
Credited. I have to wear a lanyard and a "How can I hel...
Titillating arrogant box office puppy
  10/08/13
No you don't. Your Schlick is getting old
supple public bath
  10/08/13
Lol
Brindle Trailer Park Sweet Tailpipe
  10/08/13
I really do.
Titillating arrogant box office puppy
  10/10/13
what's wrong with button collars? the look 10x better assumi...
fear-inspiring crotch
  10/08/13
but you can't wear um in some courtrooms
wild fortuitous meteor principal's office
  10/10/13
i get all my clothes from costco
shimmering base generalized bond
  10/08/13
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i hate law
  07/10/20
Must admit I have two Costco shirts
concupiscible azure business firm voyeur
  10/08/13
*Two shirts Costco
Cobalt outnumbered milk goal in life
  12/16/16
I got so much shit piled on me today, I wanted to quit on th...
topaz parlor circlehead
  10/08/13
I am just not responding really. I took today off basically ...
Avocado startling shrine indirect expression
  10/08/13
Just wear a $30k watch and you are always dressed well.
Wonderful Transparent House Shitlib
  10/08/13
I used to be like you. WAIT, no I wasn't. I was fucking aw...
splenetic library
  10/09/13
missed you man
Up-to-no-good primrose range
  10/10/13
holy shit just do coke
Talking Reading Party Toilet Seat
  10/10/13
DESCRIBE your current life.
embarrassed to the bone cordovan preventive strike
  10/10/13
You should quit whatever you're doing and become a professio...
Marvelous iridescent jewess pit
  10/10/13
...
stubborn opaque bawdyhouse
  10/10/13
You're back? Cravath shitcanned you?
Aqua fantasy-prone faggotry locus
  10/10/13
FIne - link to acceptable clothing j crew factory?
vivacious hairless degenerate theatre
  10/10/13
IRL Schtick>>>>>>>xo schtick
dull swashbuckling filthpig kitchen
  10/10/13
...
;.,.,.;;;::.,.;.,;.;.;.;.;;::..;.;.,,,
  07/10/20
Just get JACK3D, bro.
sooty floppy dragon depressive
  10/10/13
me too bro. Pretty much quit, or man up (you have to preten...
dull swashbuckling filthpig kitchen
  10/10/13
For the poaster who wants lolschool
adulterous racy death wish potus
  12/16/16


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Date: October 8th, 2013 7:25 PM
Author: vivacious hairless degenerate theatre

I'm so grotesquely over weight. I'm losing my hair. I refuse to buy nice clothes so I also dress like shit. Today I wore a button collar dress shirt from Costco w/ no belt. I'm stressed all the time. I'm conditioned to believe that I should be billing all the time, wknds nonstop.

I'm stressed/afraid to take dec 21 to jan 1 off for fear of what my firm would say.

No debt/ pretty decent savings. What's the right play? Just not give a shit at work and concentrate on getting healthier?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24195137)



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Date: October 8th, 2013 7:32 PM
Author: irate provocative gaping

ITT the classic biglaw pushover. Beta, risk-averse, and utterly replaceable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24195166)



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Date: October 8th, 2013 7:51 PM
Author: self-centered at-the-ready prole ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24195317)



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Date: October 8th, 2013 7:52 PM
Author: concupiscible azure business firm voyeur

Grow your hair back, workout, square up DAT jaw, squat, focus on your incline.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24195321)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 8:10 AM
Author: hot filthy parlour ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#32154212)



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Date: October 8th, 2013 7:30 PM
Author: Talking Reading Party Toilet Seat

stop being fat use rogaine and play some music

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24195160)



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Date: October 8th, 2013 7:33 PM
Author: impressive out-of-control clown

realize that your problems are self made and that youre in an enviable position to most of the whole world as well as your peers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24195171)



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Date: October 8th, 2013 7:35 PM
Author: Titillating arrogant box office puppy

Credited. I have to wear a lanyard and a "How can I help you?" button.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24195180)



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Date: October 8th, 2013 9:03 PM
Author: supple public bath

No you don't. Your Schlick is getting old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24195842)



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Date: October 8th, 2013 9:04 PM
Author: Brindle Trailer Park Sweet Tailpipe

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24195850)



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Date: October 10th, 2013 11:18 PM
Author: Titillating arrogant box office puppy

I really do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24210073)



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Date: October 8th, 2013 7:34 PM
Author: fear-inspiring crotch

what's wrong with button collars? the look 10x better assuming no tie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24195175)



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Date: October 10th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: wild fortuitous meteor principal's office

but you can't wear um in some courtrooms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24209753)



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Date: October 8th, 2013 7:50 PM
Author: shimmering base generalized bond

i get all my clothes from costco

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24195307)



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Date: July 10th, 2020 2:15 PM
Author: i hate law



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#40580975)



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Date: October 8th, 2013 7:53 PM
Author: concupiscible azure business firm voyeur

Must admit I have two Costco shirts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24195329)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 10:07 AM
Author: Cobalt outnumbered milk goal in life

*Two shirts Costco

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#32154964)



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Date: October 8th, 2013 7:59 PM
Author: topaz parlor circlehead

I got so much shit piled on me today, I wanted to quit on the spot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24195381)



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Date: October 8th, 2013 9:01 PM
Author: Avocado startling shrine indirect expression

I am just not responding really. I took today off basically and just put on a not available message.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24195828)



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Date: October 8th, 2013 8:54 PM
Author: Wonderful Transparent House Shitlib

Just wear a $30k watch and you are always dressed well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24195774)



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Date: October 9th, 2013 11:41 PM
Author: splenetic library

I used to be like you. WAIT, no I wasn't. I was fucking awesome when I was in biglaw and was always dressed to perfection, the occasional nosebleed aside. You need to pull your fucking pants up and act like an adult or your pathetic, balding biglaw existence is all you will ever achieve. You will not make partner or lateral to the business side if you look the way you look. HALF of biglaw success is image. The other half is being better than everyone else, billing a ton and coke. But image is up there so fix up your shit so you can go to a client.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24203651)



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Date: October 10th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good primrose range

missed you man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24209765)



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Date: October 10th, 2013 10:36 PM
Author: Talking Reading Party Toilet Seat

holy shit just do coke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24209775)



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Date: October 10th, 2013 10:46 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone cordovan preventive strike

DESCRIBE your current life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24209852)



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Date: October 10th, 2013 10:51 PM
Author: Marvelous iridescent jewess pit

You should quit whatever you're doing and become a professional coach for biglawyers. This was devastating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24209889)



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Date: October 10th, 2013 11:08 PM
Author: stubborn opaque bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24210017)



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Date: October 10th, 2013 11:12 PM
Author: Aqua fantasy-prone faggotry locus

You're back? Cravath shitcanned you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24210035)



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Date: October 10th, 2013 11:30 PM
Author: vivacious hairless degenerate theatre

FIne - link to acceptable clothing

j crew factory?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24210147)



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Date: October 10th, 2013 11:34 PM
Author: dull swashbuckling filthpig kitchen

IRL Schtick>>>>>>>xo schtick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24210174)



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Date: July 10th, 2020 2:12 PM
Author: ;.,.,.;;;::.,.;.,;.;.;.;.;;::..;.;.,,, (Beer Like Water. Drugs Like Candy. Women Like Tissue.)




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#40580945)



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Date: October 10th, 2013 10:52 PM
Author: sooty floppy dragon depressive

Just get JACK3D, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24209895)



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Date: October 10th, 2013 11:35 PM
Author: dull swashbuckling filthpig kitchen

me too bro. Pretty much quit, or man up (you have to pretend to want it, or you won't want it).

The thing is, you have to realize that people in Biglaw are defined by their interest in money. Other jobs, you can get by on other things, you can "alpha up" in other ways. In law? Nope. You have prestige/$. If you can't get your rocks off on these, ur gonna have a bad time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24210188)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 5:09 AM
Author: adulterous racy death wish potus

For the poaster who wants lolschool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#32153770)