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how the fuck do people not survive plane crashes?

why dont people just line up at the emergency exit and jump ...
..,.,..,...,,,,,....,
  11/17/13
wow great point man
Mentally ill losers wasting their lives on xoxo
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Dupa
  11/17/13
you mean so like the plane lands on top of them in a huge fi...
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Jump as far to the side as you can then stop drop and roll. ...
Corch Irvin Meyers
  11/17/13
don't forget to drop 30k feet into the ocean with your body ...
DEEPLY OFFENDED liberal
  11/18/13
(Guy who is completely submerged in obvious flame)
FATCEPs
  12/01/13
not flame someone in my freshman history class suggested thi...
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i know a dude who actually did it. still cant believe he pul...
Dupa
  11/17/13
probably just timed the jump RIGHT before the plane hit the ...
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right, i mean to be safe i'd do it from like 20-30 feet, id ...
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yeah exactly
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i'm pretty sure this is not how physics works.
MarlboroReds
  12/22/14
pretty sure you're an dumb fage (imagine I produced that lik...
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cr same applies to elevator crashes - why not just jump u...
thots & prayers
  11/17/13
hard part about this is timing. you never really know and th...
..,.,..,...,,,,,....,
  11/17/13
What if it is at night though bro?
Rudolph
  11/17/13
see the lights, etc. its really not that hard if you think a...
..,.,..,...,,,,,....,
  11/17/13
dude, I have said this for like, 10 years of something. we ...
Fabio Fognini
  02/22/14
You don't even need to jump you can just climb up on the rai...
vodka drunkinski
  04/07/16
i love how this is a thought every 8 year old has had. anyon...
David Morse
  11/17/13
I used to want to bring an umbrella so I could use it as a p...
privates
  11/17/13
or a gigantic shopping bag
{(o)}
  11/17/13
?
Carl Spackler
  11/17/13
i used to not understand why I couldn't attach a fishing lin...
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Well?
josh
  02/22/14
[Shitty Lakitu throwing Spinys]
CapTTTainFalcon
  03/24/15
you're still falling from 10,000 feet or whatever
'""'"'''"'"
  11/17/13
(physics n00b)
Dupa
  11/17/13
almost no plane crashes are just the plane falling from the ...
chandler
  11/17/13
Your done here lol
life narrative
  11/17/13
just exit a moving vehicle falling at 500mph
'""'"'''"'"
  11/17/13
you just jump the other way moron. like the planes going for...
..,.,..,...,,,,,....,
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jumping from a colliding plane when it's like 100 feet from ...
'""'"'''"'"
  11/17/13
Let's jump straight to simple English wikipedia: http://simp...
life narrative
  11/17/13
Ummm.....it would be fine as long as you jumped out right ab...
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(guy who thinks a plane goes from 10,000 feet to 0 in 10 sec...
..,.,..,...,,,,,....,
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It's not freefall but you're still being pulled down with th...
'""'"'''"'"
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even terry schiavo could get out of the emergency exit from ...
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you're getting destroyed ITT lil' breh you should consider r...
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You're done here
Nothing but Eight Assholes and a Token Cunt
  11/19/13
(idiot)
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xo phillies
  11/17/13
yeah i wondered this too but a lot depends on the angle of t...
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right, but its almost inexcusable for there to be no survivo...
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i never understood why so many people survive car accidents ...
xo phillies
  11/17/13
something to do with airbags i think
thots & prayers
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ahhh makes sense
xo phillies
  11/17/13
how the fuck does this thread have 35 posts?
Insane right-wing gun nut
  11/17/13
only?
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because there are a lot of stupid motherfuckers who actually...
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(guy who whistles "its a wonderful life" while sit...
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Also, why not just make the airplane from the same material ...
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i just dont think this would be cost effective, but it would...
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Shitlawyer union won't let them
life narrative
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lol because it would be too heavy and wouldn't fly
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couldnt they just make the engines stronger?
xo phillies
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lol
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lol like "lol can't believe i didn't think of that,&quo...
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LOL yo ostrich....why aren't your wings stronger??
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lmao.
DEEPLY OFFENDED liberal
  11/18/13
After you jump out you've got to start running as fast as yo...
Buck "The Club" Paulette
  11/17/13
lol'd irl from picturing this
DEEPLY OFFENDED liberal
  11/18/13
Underrated
Let's dispel with this fiction
  11/18/13
holy shit lol
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tyft mental image
Mr. Eeyore, Esq.
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chortled, picturing road runner legs.
As Done As Donny
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Aren't exit doors auto locked while the plane is moving? How...
Fry Mumia
  11/17/13
"Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty f...
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Your degree taught you shit dumbass. http://dsc.discover...
Fry Mumia
  11/17/13
"Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people success...
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I also usually drink a glass of milk right before i fly so m...
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yeah I mean every bit helps
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Gotta COP DAT Boniva bro
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*legit retard*
Buck "The Club" Paulette
  11/17/13
Read up faggot http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbust...
Fry Mumia
  11/17/13
That's even easier, you don't have to worry about the plane ...
Buck "The Club" Paulette
  11/17/13
titcr chip kelly is done here
xo phillies
  11/17/13
yeah great evidence there bro citing an experiment run by tw...
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LJL dude. You claim to have a physics degree but you and the...
Fry Mumia
  11/17/13
show your work, faggot
"'"'"''"""
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cr what a clown lol
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right and all you could do is cite some neckbeard experiment...
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"According to the laws of physics, both the elevator ca...
Fry Mumia
  11/17/13
am seriously lolling hard at your NOSTEM here breh. ...
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LJL. You're done here until you explain. I offered my explan...
Fry Mumia
  11/17/13
? I don't need to prove you wrong faggot I have a Physics B....
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i thought you had a ph.d
"'"'"''"""
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same thing but no yeah i gave up those dreams to be...
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you are working in an overly simplistic newtonian framework....
"'"'"''"""
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this experiment is obviously flawed. They used a dummy inste...
"'"'"''"""
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LJL, how could the dummy even jump?
Buck "The Club" Paulette
  11/17/13
LOL
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(Kia salesman laughing off crash test results)
Fry Mumia
  11/17/13
Did you even read your link? The person SURVIVED the fall. ...
Buck "The Club" Paulette
  11/17/13
How are the "physics" different mouthbreather? ...
Fry Mumia
  11/17/13
The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was u...
Buck "The Club" Paulette
  11/17/13
LOL tyft great flame or you are legitimately retarded
West White
  11/18/13
chip kelly juggernaut is DONE HERE
chandler
  11/17/13
worst selfpwn i've seen in a while
"""""''"
  11/17/13
really embarassing
...........,...,....,.,.
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no one here has actually refuted this theory besids lol reta...
..,.,..,...,,,,,....,
  11/17/13
According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and ...
Fry Mumia
  11/17/13
Did you even read your link? The ACTUAL PERSON survived, ...
Buck "The Club" Paulette
  11/17/13
http://www.troll.me/images/kells/well-obviously.jpg
Let's dispel with this fiction
  11/18/13
Bort, what's the debate and who is between? tyia
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these people who can't think for themselves just buy into co...
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well executed flame
Apollo Screed
  11/17/13
holy shit not flame
Progress
  12/17/13
tl;dr why don't airlines give everyone a parachute; why d...
(>.<)
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it has been done successfully, see the capt sullenberger fli...
Big stuff. Deep State.
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cr, Sully had the foresight to get everyone out on the wing ...
Buck "The Club" Paulette
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...
literal autist
  11/18/13
Actually a few people do this in almost every plane crash, ...
flip flop prole in first class
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literal autist
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j shad (retired 6/7/15)
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the scariest thing about this thread? the people that don...
Indubya, indubya
  11/18/13
Sorry you can't think for yourself and you buy into the airl...
..,.,..,...,,,,,....,
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the ONLY question that matters. how can i change?
Indubya, indubya
  11/18/13
If I was in 100 plane crashes with hull loss,I guarantee you...
..,.,..,...,,,,,....,
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i bet you could engineer a much more survivable plane. why ...
Marty McFly's Japanese truck
  11/18/13
(guy who didn't see the Asiana crash) The plane literally...
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that was pretty good. it's tail cracked off but because it ...
Marty McFly's Japanese truck
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i won't speak to plane crashes, but regarding plunging eleva...
tetris
  11/18/13
Jumping absolutely prevents injury. You'll be fine. The hard...
..,.,..,...,,,,,....,
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cr the voice of reason
tetris
  11/18/13
i think this is how they filmed the movie gravity.
Marty McFly's Japanese truck
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If the plane is going to crash into a body of water, would i...
(>_<) Dat Bonus
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You'd survive the fall but if you're far from land you're go...
..,.,..,...,,,,,....,
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a terminal velocity free fall into water is likely not survi...
Marty McFly's Japanese truck
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dood just throw your carry on into the water first to break ...
flip flop prole in first class
  11/19/13
happened to me we all jumped at the last second most of us j...
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I read somewhere that a good number of people actually do su...
90s | obese | jamaal
  11/18/13
ps: ................ ... is assless chaps. if you ever catch...
End Road Work
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(Jeff Bridges)
Billy "Shakespeare" Glide
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best thread i've read on XO in over a year
adultsocialskills.com
  11/19/13
I read this entire thread while taking a shit at the airport...
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Everytime I'm in an airplane I just laugh at how people sit ...
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ty, brother.
Progress
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bowlcut autist
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awesome thread, but you cant survive a plane crash. or eleva...
impºster
  12/17/13
well this is where you then apply the ingenious techniques f...
Progress
  12/17/13
show your work breh. i know at least three people that survi...
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BenSpanklin
  12/17/13
This is retarded flame. If you jump in an elevator or any so...
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if only the malaysian airline passengers were informed about...
(^_^)
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..,.,..,...,,,,,....,
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if u can't time ur jump correctly u might as well pile up as...
Mr. Eeyore, Esq.
  12/22/14
woah, it's you
azn instagram foodie
  12/22/14
and how come people don't fly right off the face of the eart...
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Uh they do
nopayenogain
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...
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(guy who has never seen a bird fly)
Mr. Eeyore, Esq.
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Why not just stick a spare engine and a large parachute in t...
Body Parts and Parcel Trucks
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vodka drunkinski
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I cant believe ive never seen this thread before. Ty for ...
thin, fatfucks
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This is one of a series of 180 "just jump" threads...
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cac the poastette
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HOF thread
vodka drunkinski
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nights
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:45 PM
Author: ..,.,..,...,,,,,....,

why dont people just line up at the emergency exit and jump out right before the plane hits the ground? Seems literally retarded that people don't do this more. Most people will die but the people at the exits should never die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458418)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:45 PM
Author: Mentally ill losers wasting their lives on xoxo

wow great point man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458428)



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Date: February 9th, 2014 8:28 AM
Author: .,.,...,..,....:,,:,...,:::,.;...,:,.,.:,.:.,:.,..




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24982725)



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Date: December 1st, 2013 5:59 PM
Author: ..,.,..,...,,,,,....,



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24547190)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: Dupa



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458433)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: .,.,.;.,..,..,.,:,:,..,;.,::,..,:,.,.:,..:.,:.:,.


you mean so like the plane lands on top of them in a huge fireball? yeah i don't know why people don't do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458436)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Corch Irvin Meyers (bt@clownpenis.fart)

Jump as far to the side as you can then stop drop and roll. Should be NBD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458514)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:47 PM
Author: DEEPLY OFFENDED liberal

don't forget to drop 30k feet into the ocean with your body shaped like a needle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24461748)



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Date: December 1st, 2013 6:05 PM
Author: FATCEPs

(Guy who is completely submerged in obvious flame)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24547218)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: ...,..,,.,.,,,,,..,,.,,,...,.,,. (harrison)


not flame someone in my freshman history class suggested this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458438)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM
Author: Dupa

i know a dude who actually did it. still cant believe he pulled it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458449)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: ...,..,,.,.,,,,,..,,.,,,...,.,,. (harrison)


probably just timed the jump RIGHT before the plane hit the ground so that it was basically like he just jumped off a ledge a couple feet above the ground.

I mean once you jump off the plane it's easy but timing the jump right seems hard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458489)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: ..,.,..,...,,,,,....,

right, i mean to be safe i'd do it from like 20-30 feet, id break a leg and shit but i wouldn't get plane-exploding into the ground pwned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458506)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: ...,..,,.,.,,,,,..,,.,,,...,.,,. (harrison)


yeah exactly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458508)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:25 AM
Author: MarlboroReds

i'm pretty sure this is not how physics works.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#26978690)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 3:01 AM
Author: ...,..,,.,.,,,,,..,,.,,,...,.,,.


pretty sure you're an dumb fage (imagine I produced that like the yogurt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#26979134)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: thots & prayers

cr

same applies to elevator crashes - why not just jump up right before it hits the ground?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458439)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM
Author: ..,.,..,...,,,,,....,

hard part about this is timing. you never really know and the floor numbers aren't accurate in a free fall. but a plane theres no excuse to not know when youre close to the ground

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458473)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: Rudolph

What if it is at night though bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458499)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: ..,.,..,...,,,,,....,

see the lights, etc. its really not that hard if you think about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458512)



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Date: February 22nd, 2014 12:59 PM
Author: Fabio Fognini

dude, I have said this for like, 10 years of something. we must be BFF or at the very least twins. it's like you know what i'm thinking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#25065607)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 6:38 AM
Author: vodka drunkinski (toxic message board / ,.;,.;,;.,;.,;;,;.;,;.,.;,.;,;.;,.;,.;,.;)

You don't even need to jump you can just climb up on the railing most elevators have at waist level.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#30219428)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM
Author: David Morse

i love how this is a thought every 8 year old has had. anyone you talk to independently had this intuition as a kid and when you bring it up a smile of recognition comes on their face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458443)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:49 PM
Author: privates

I used to want to bring an umbrella so I could use it as a parachute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458462)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: {(o)}

or a gigantic shopping bag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458521)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: Carl Spackler

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458496)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:54 PM
Author: .,.,....,.,..,.,:,,:,..,.:::,....,,:,.,.:...,:.:: (VGHS ALL STAR)


i used to not understand why I couldn't attach a fishing line from a fishing pole to the back of my pants and then reel myself in so that I would float off the ground.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24463478)



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Date: February 22nd, 2014 12:53 PM
Author: josh

Well?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#25065592)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 1:06 PM
Author: CapTTTainFalcon

[Shitty Lakitu throwing Spinys]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#27546867)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM
Author: '""'"'''"'"


you're still falling from 10,000 feet or whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458447)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:49 PM
Author: Dupa

(physics n00b)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458467)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM
Author: chandler (Jeremy)

almost no plane crashes are just the plane falling from the sky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458471)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM
Author: life narrative

Your done here lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458478)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: '""'"'''"'"


just exit a moving vehicle falling at 500mph

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458491)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: ..,.,..,...,,,,,....,

you just jump the other way moron. like the planes going forward and down so you just jump out towards the rear of the plane. it'll still hurt but it'll balance a bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458502)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:55 PM
Author: '""'"'''"'"


jumping from a colliding plane when it's like 100 feet from the ground is going to hit you harder than just jumping from a 100 foot building, and LOL at timing it out a lot better than that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458528)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: life narrative

Let's jump straight to simple English wikipedia: http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Physics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458515)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: ...,..,,.,.,,,,,..,,.,,,...,.,,. (harrison)


Ummm.....it would be fine as long as you jumped out right above the ground....you'd only fall a few feet. What's so hard to understand about this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458520)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:51 PM
Author: ..,.,..,...,,,,,....,

(guy who thinks a plane goes from 10,000 feet to 0 in 10 seconds)

you moron, you wait till you get close to the ground then jump/roll out of the exit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458486)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: '""'"'''"'"


It's not freefall but you're still being pulled down with the vehicle pretty hard, I don't think moving freely around is going to be too easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458510)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: ..,.,..,...,,,,,....,

even terry schiavo could get out of the emergency exit from the emergency exit seat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458518)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:55 PM
Author: ...,..,,.,.,,,,,..,,.,,,...,.,,. (harrison)


you're getting destroyed ITT lil' breh you should consider retirement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458527)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 1:25 AM
Author: Nothing but Eight Assholes and a Token Cunt

You're done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24467126)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: ...,..,,.,.,,,,,..,,.,,,...,.,,. (harrison)


(idiot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458492)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:51 PM
Author: xo phillies



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458483)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: ...,,.....::......,,:::,,,.......


yeah i wondered this too but a lot depends on the angle of the plane as it's crashing. obvs a nose dive would be the worst scenario but if the pilot slows the plane down to roughly 100mph or so it's prob doable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458503)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: ..,.,..,...,,,,,....,

right, but its almost inexcusable for there to be no survivors in all of these plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458525)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:56 PM
Author: xo phillies

i never understood why so many people survive car accidents but not plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458539)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: thots & prayers

something to do with airbags i think

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458550)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: ...,..,,.,.,,,,,..,,.,,,...,.,,. (harrison)




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458557)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: xo phillies

ahhh makes sense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458566)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:57 PM
Author: Insane right-wing gun nut (Muscular Ginger)

how the fuck does this thread have 35 posts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458546)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: ...,,.....::......,,:::,,,.......


only?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458563)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: ...,..,,.,.,,,,,..,,.,,,...,.,,. (harrison)


because there are a lot of stupid motherfuckers who actually don't know how to survive plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458573)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:05 PM
Author: ..,.,..,...,,,,,....,

(guy who whistles "its a wonderful life" while sitting in the exit row while people climb over him jumping out of the emergency exit to safety)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458638)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: ...,..,,.,.,,,,,..,,.,,,...,.,,. (harrison)




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458645)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: ''''''''''"'



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24467489)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: .,.,.,...,.,,.,.,.,.,,,.,...,.,.,..,.,.


Also, why not just make the airplane from the same material as the black box?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458569)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:04 PM
Author: ..,.,..,...,,,,,....,

i just dont think this would be cost effective, but it would surely make it so planes could survive crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458630)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: life narrative

Shitlawyer union won't let them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458650)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:08 PM
Author: .....,..,.,...,,.,.,.,,...;,.,;,.,;;,..;;,...,,.,.


lol

because it would be too heavy and wouldn't fly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458667)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: xo phillies

couldnt they just make the engines stronger?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458771)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: .....,..,.,...,,.,.,.,,...;,.,;,.,;;,..;;,...,,.,.


lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458776)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:30 PM
Author: .,.,.,...,.,,.,.,.,.,,,.,...,.,.,..,.,.


lol like "lol can't believe i didn't think of that," right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458853)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:36 PM
Author: ...,,.....::......,,:::,,,.......


LOL

yo ostrich....why aren't your wings stronger??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458906)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 PM
Author: DEEPLY OFFENDED liberal

lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24461754)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:05 PM
Author: Buck "The Club" Paulette

After you jump out you've got to start running as fast as you can in the air though, to ensure a smooth landing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458640)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 PM
Author: DEEPLY OFFENDED liberal

lol'd irl from picturing this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24461763)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:37 PM
Author: Let's dispel with this fiction

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24463376)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: ,.,,.,,.,,.,.,:,,:,..,.::,...,:,.,.:...:.,:.;::,.


holy shit lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#26978677)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:03 AM
Author: Mr. Eeyore, Esq. (blackbeltinboredom@gmail.com)

tyft mental image

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#26979022)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 8:52 AM
Author: As Done As Donny

chortled, picturing road runner legs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#26979481)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: Fry Mumia

Aren't exit doors auto locked while the plane is moving? How do you get it open? And once you do, what's to say the force doesn't suck you out? Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people successfully jumped out of much less you? Not to mention all the other jack bauers on board fighting to get out and pushing your ass out too soon. Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty fucking hard regardless of how well you time the jump because of the airspeed. LJL at someone who thinks it would be just like jumping off a 3 foot ledge.

TL;DR: never change XO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458652)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:08 PM
Author: ...,..,,.,.,,,,,..,,.,,,...,.,,. (harrison)


"Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty fucking hard regardless of how well you time the jump because of the airspeed. LJL at someone who thinks it would be just like jumping off a 3 foot ledge"

Hey uhh...nice try bro but I have a Physics degree so perhaps you should defer. Yw.

Care to explain why it wouldn't be the same? Assuming you could dodge the explosion, oc...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458664)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: Fry Mumia

Your degree taught you shit dumbass.

http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/mythbusters-database/jump-in-falling-elevator.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458786)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:11 PM
Author: ...,..,,.,.,,,,,..,,.,,,...,.,,. (harrison)


"Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people successfully jumped out of much less you? "

it's because people panic and they jump from too high....if you time it to where you're like 20 feet above the ground you can pull it off with maybe a sprained ankle....broken leg at worst.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458683)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:17 PM
Author: .,.,.,...,.,,.,.,.,.,,,.,...,.,.,..,.,.


I also usually drink a glass of milk right before i fly so my bones are a little stronger just in case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458752)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: ...,..,,.,.,,,,,..,,.,,,...,.,,. (harrison)


yeah I mean every bit helps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458789)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:28 PM
Author: .,..,...,,..,.,,,...,.,..::,..,.,:,.,:...:.,:..


Gotta COP DAT Boniva bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458843)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: Buck "The Club" Paulette

*legit retard*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458769)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: Fry Mumia

Read up faggot

http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/mythbusters-database/jump-in-falling-elevator.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458790)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:22 PM
Author: Buck "The Club" Paulette

That's even easier, you don't have to worry about the plane exploding or landing on you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458796)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:24 PM
Author: xo phillies

titcr

chip kelly is done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458803)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:24 PM
Author: ...,..,,.,.,,,,,..,,.,,,...,.,,. (harrison)


yeah great evidence there bro citing an experiment run by two TTT hacks who don't even have STEM degrees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458801)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: Fry Mumia

LJL dude. You claim to have a physics degree but you and the mouthbreathers can't seem to stomach the fact that you would have to jump up faster than the plane is falling, which this experiment proves and is the exact point I first made. And no one could make that jump. /thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458874)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:33 PM
Author: "'"'"''"""


show your work, faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458881)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: ...,..,,.,.,,,,,..,,.,,,...,.,,. (harrison)


cr what a clown lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458893)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:33 PM
Author: ...,..,,.,.,,,,,..,,.,,,...,.,,. (harrison)


right and all you could do is cite some neckbeard experiment conducted by the mythfaggots. go get your fuckin' shine box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458888)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: Fry Mumia

"According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down."

Show us your vast physics knowledge bro and tell me how you jump up faster than the plane is falling. Go ahead. You can't because you actually know nothing about physics. Done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458911)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: ...,..,,.,.,,,,,..,,.,,,...,.,,. (harrison)


am seriously lolling hard at your NOSTEM here breh.

you're a riot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458913)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: Fry Mumia

LJL. You're done here until you explain. I offered my explanation of why you're an idiot. Prove me wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458922)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: ...,..,,.,.,,,,,..,,.,,,...,.,,. (harrison)


? I don't need to prove you wrong faggot I have a Physics B.S.

If you can't understand the simple and trivial analogy of jumping from the surface of the plane and jumping from a ledge a few feet above the ground then god help you.

I sure hope you don't practice law with those analytical "skills"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458939)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: "'"'"''"""


i thought you had a ph.d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458955)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:47 PM
Author: ...,..,,.,.,,,,,..,,.,,,...,.,,. (harrison)


same thing

but no yeah i gave up those dreams to become a full-time poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458991)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: "'"'"''"""


you are working in an overly simplistic newtonian framework.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458921)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:25 PM
Author: "'"'"''"""


this experiment is obviously flawed. They used a dummy instead of a real person, so the physics are completely different

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458814)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: Buck "The Club" Paulette

LJL, how could the dummy even jump?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458850)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:31 PM
Author: ...,..,,.,.,,,,,..,,.,,,...,.,,. (harrison)


LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458868)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Fry Mumia

(Kia salesman laughing off crash test results)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458891)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Buck "The Club" Paulette

Did you even read your link? The person SURVIVED the fall. You are DONE HERE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458899)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: Fry Mumia

How are the "physics" different mouthbreather?

According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458914)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: Buck "The Club" Paulette

The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was unable to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458934)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 7:10 PM
Author: West White

LOL tyft

great flame or you are legitimately retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24464253)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: chandler (Jeremy)

chip kelly juggernaut is DONE HERE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458912)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:08 PM
Author: """""''"


worst selfpwn i've seen in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24459190)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: ...........,...,....,.,.

really embarassing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24461579)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: ..,.,..,...,,,,,....,

no one here has actually refuted this theory besids lol retard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458916)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: Fry Mumia

According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down.

Explain retard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458937)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: Buck "The Club" Paulette

Did you even read your link?

The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was unable to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458946)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:43 PM
Author: Let's dispel with this fiction

http://www.troll.me/images/kells/well-obviously.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24463420)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: ...,,.....::......,,:::,,,.......


Bort,

what's the debate and who is between?

tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458923)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:47 PM
Author: ..,.,..,...,,,,,....,

these people who can't think for themselves just buy into common misconceptions without thinking of alternative possibilities and refute notions even when confronted with hard evidence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458985)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: Apollo Screed

well executed flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458942)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: Progress

holy shit not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24660691)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:55 PM
Author: (>.<)

tl;dr

why don't airlines give everyone a parachute; why do i get a flotation device while flying over land?

also, why do people drown in their cars, why can't they just open a window and swim out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24459061)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:03 PM
Author: Big stuff. Deep State.

it has been done successfully, see the capt sullenberger flight where he was renowned for his heroism by instructing all passengers in this method successfully.

but also has been done unsuccessfully, see the capt sum ting wong flight where that girl tried it and survived but then didn't stick the landing and got run over by the ambulance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24459141)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:06 PM
Author: Buck "The Club" Paulette

cr, Sully had the foresight to get everyone out on the wing so they could all jump in tandem without the seats getting in the way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24459165)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:53 PM
Author: literal autist (C++)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24463475)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 AM
Author: flip flop prole in first class (ggtp)

Actually a few people do this in almost every plane crash, but they usually get run over and killed by FAGGOT FIREFIGHTERS who are responding. It gets swept under by the liberal media.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24460025)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: (\/)(;,,;)(\/)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24460301)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:54 PM
Author: literal autist (C++)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24463481)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 3:39 AM
Author: j shad (retired 6/7/15)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24460568)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 8:26 AM
Author: Indubya, indubya

the scariest thing about this thread?

the people that dont realize its flame.

WTF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24460761)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: ..,.,..,...,,,,,....,

Sorry you can't think for yourself and you buy into the airline industry lies. The reason they don't want people to know they can survive is because then the emergency exit seats get crowded and people panic trying to be the ones selected to survive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24460970)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:46 PM
Author: Indubya, indubya

the ONLY question that matters.

how can i change?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24463445)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 10:03 AM
Author: ..,.,..,...,,,,,....,

If I was in 100 plane crashes with hull loss,I guarantee you I would survive 88-90

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24460980)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:05 PM
Author: Marty McFly's Japanese truck

i bet you could engineer a much more survivable plane. why do they crack and explode even when they land on a runway too hard?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24461533)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:11 PM
Author: .,.,..,,.,.,..,:,,:....,:::,...,:..,.:..:.,:.::,.


(guy who didn't see the Asiana crash)

The plane literally flipped around in the air and smashed down again and didn't break apart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24461562)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:21 PM
Author: Marty McFly's Japanese truck

that was pretty good. it's tail cracked off but because it basically directly rammed into the runway platform.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24461620)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:08 PM
Author: tetris

i won't speak to plane crashes, but regarding plunging elevators (same principle) i really don't understand how jumping at the last second doesn't prevent injury.

there is a ride at the fair that is basically like a massive platform that goes up hundreds of feet in the air, and then *drops*, hundreds of feet. when you drop, standing on the platform, it's like you are weightless. there is no downward force driving you towards the earth (otherwise, everyone on the ride would fly through the bottom of the platform and die).

in an elevator, it should be much the same. you should be weightless, and able to jump upwards to avoid impact as the elevator makes contact with the bottom of the shaft. the greater concern seems to be flying through the roof of the elevator.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24461546)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: ..,.,..,...,,,,,....,

Jumping absolutely prevents injury. You'll be fine. The hard part is timing the jump. Everyone who jumps at the right time will survive and free of injury. Just hard timing it. Jump too early you literally are fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24461577)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: tetris

cr

the voice of reason

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24461581)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:18 PM
Author: Marty McFly's Japanese truck

i think this is how they filmed the movie gravity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24461597)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:20 PM
Author: .,......,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24461615)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:20 PM
Author: (>_<) Dat Bonus (CircuitCitySpecial)

If the plane is going to crash into a body of water, would it be credited to dive in or do a cannon ball into the water? Does it even matter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24461608)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:25 PM
Author: ..,.,..,...,,,,,....,

You'd survive the fall but if you're far from land you're gonna get shark-pwned which is just as bad if not worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24461643)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:32 PM
Author: Marty McFly's Japanese truck

a terminal velocity free fall into water is likely not survivable (and you may drown anyway after breaking your legs and ribs), but there's probably a material chance of surviving. i think there are recorded survival stories of this.

and as for entry position, do a pencil:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MythBusters_(2011_season)#Episode_167_.E2.80.93_Dodge_a_Bullet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24461671)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:31 AM
Author: flip flop prole in first class (ggtp)

dood just throw your carry on into the water first to break the surface tension then you'll be fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24467435)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:52 PM
Author: .,.,....,.,..,.,:,,:,..,.:::,....,,:,.,.:...,:.:: (VGHS ALL STAR)


happened to me we all jumped at the last second most of us just jumped like nbd, I did a cannonball to show off, fat kid did too but ended up bellyflopping and we all had a hearty lulz at that as we waited for the coast guard to show up to pick us all up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24463468)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:41 PM
Author: 90s | obese | jamaal

I read somewhere that a good number of people actually do survive plane crashes (and not bullshit runway ones), but will inevitably die in the fireball, from exposure, or from blood loss. A couple of people even survived the impact from the Lockerbie bombing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24463397)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:56 PM
Author: End Road Work

ps: ................ ... is assless chaps. if you ever catch yourself engaging with him in another thread remember this one. guaranteed he will be just as insightful in the others.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24463492)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 6:52 PM
Author: Billy "Shakespeare" Glide

(Jeff Bridges)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24464186)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: ''''''''''"'



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24467490)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:58 AM
Author: adultsocialskills.com

best thread i've read on XO in over a year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24467505)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 12:22 PM
Author: .,,,.,.,,...,.,:,:,,...,::,...,:,....:..,:.::,.


I read this entire thread while taking a shit at the airport yesterday and was laughing my ass off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24468690)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 12:54 PM
Author: ..,.,..,...,,,,,....,

Everytime I'm in an airplane I just laugh at how people sit in the exit rows for the extra leg room not realizing that sitting there can actually save their lives.

Just funny as hell how people are scared of flying bc of plane crashes. This thread just reconfirms how much of the world is stupid and expects the government to save them. I see responses like "just make planes safer," MOAR regulation" like no bro, just realize you can do something to save yourself in plane crashes. Take some personal responsibility.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24468814)



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Date: December 9th, 2013 6:06 PM
Author: ..,.,..,...,,,,,....,



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24604642)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: Progress

ty, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24660687)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 1:29 AM
Author: bowlcut autist



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#26978958)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:10 PM
Author: ...,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,...,.,.,.,..,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24660669)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:21 PM
Author: impºster (now 100% fake)

awesome thread, but you cant survive a plane crash. or elevator crash. or any crash where you exceed 40mph in a ton of metal which comes to an abrupt stop (cars have crumple zones which help so add a few mph to energy dissipated). The KE=1/2mv2 formulae applies and all that energy is going into you with far more force than a bullet. your bones will crack, your skin will rupture, your eardrums and membranes will explode due to pressure differential and finally you will die in a blazing fireball composed of hot metal fragments.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24660765)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:23 PM
Author: Progress

well this is where you then apply the ingenious techniques from the "how do people die in the fire?" thread, hosted by Dr. Dessert Fox.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24660784)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:24 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,....:,.,.:..:.,:.::,.


show your work breh. i know at least three people that survived plane crashes via the jump technique. last time i checked, they're skin and membranes were intact.

lol, plane noob.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24660786)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:25 PM
Author: BenSpanklin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24660798)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 4:14 PM
Author: ..,.,..,...,,,,,....,

This is retarded flame. If you jump in an elevator or any sort of falling object you're no longer traveling with it. You're not living in some alternate universe just bc you're on an airplane bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24661104)



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Date: March 8th, 2014 9:35 AM
Author: (^_^) (dodo bird)

if only the malaysian airline passengers were informed about the life-saving treasure trove of survival techniques by XO'ers ITT...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#25152884)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: ..,.,..,...,,,,,....,



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#26978590)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:01 AM
Author: Mr. Eeyore, Esq. (blackbeltinboredom@gmail.com)

if u can't time ur jump correctly u might as well pile up as many of those inflatable cushions as possible / airline pillows and jump on top of that, impact will just be like hitting the bed with ur hot second cousin on top of u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#26979019)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:08 AM
Author: azn instagram foodie

woah, it's you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#26979031)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 4:21 AM
Author: ,,,..::;;::;;;,,...

and how come people don't fly right off the face of the earth, since earth spins so fast and has a lot of angular momentum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#26979235)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 9:00 AM
Author: nopayenogain

Uh they do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#26979504)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 1:05 PM
Author: ..,.,..,...,,,,,....,



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#27109515)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: Mr. Eeyore, Esq. (blackbeltinboredom@gmail.com)

(guy who has never seen a bird fly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#27120838)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 1:25 AM
Author: Body Parts and Parcel Trucks

Why not just stick a spare engine and a large parachute in the cargo compartment in case the plane begins to fall out of the sky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#27120668)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 12:56 PM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,,,...,,..,,..,,..,,.,.,,..,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#27546822)



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Date: December 1st, 2015 11:22 PM
Author: ..,.,..,...,,,,,....,



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#29287414)



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Date: January 3rd, 2016 12:14 PM
Author: ..,.,..,...,,,,,....,



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#29510766)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 6:33 AM
Author: vodka drunkinski (toxic message board / ,.;,.;,;.,;.,;;,;.;,;.,.;,.;,;.;,.;,.;,.;)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#30219423)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 7:38 AM
Author: thin, fatfucks (the artist formerly known as JCM)

I cant believe ive never seen this thread before.

Ty for all the tips gentlemen, ill make sure to remember all ive learned in this thread for use in a future emergency.

Uninflated 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#30219497)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 7:41 AM
Author: .,.,...,..,.:.,:,,:....,:::,..,:,.,.;..:.,:.::,, (Good Goyim™)


This is one of a series of 180 "just jump" threads from that era. I can't remember the thread title but there is another hilarious one where OP was expressing confusion at how people die when they fall from tall buildings... "why they don't just grab the sidewalk canopy before they hit the pavement," etc.

edit: cant find the thread I'm talking about, but here was a follow-up thread riffing on the same idea http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2467138&mc=25&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#30219500)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 8:26 AM
Author: cac the poastette



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#30219569)



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Date: May 12th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: vodka drunkinski

HOF thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#30464144)



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Date: September 24th, 2016 12:16 PM
Author: nights



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#31480262)



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Date: November 9th, 2018 12:18 PM
Author: ..,.,..,...,,,,,....,



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#37197656)