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Electric space
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TYFT
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Fleet does the flying, JDs do the unemployment.
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Fleet = chill, fratty HBS Legacy bros
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honestly, as a 3rd year associate I started getting assignme...
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(3rd year who finally got tasked with writing a memo)
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nah it came up more when I was drafting depositions question...
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me too
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Woulda been a lot better
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this is ALWAYS CR
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Electric space
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Forget it, vince. Litigation and transactional don't mix.
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*has a SA models and bottles celebration afterward*
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I never stopped, asshat.
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Date: December 4th, 2013 3:37 PM
Author: Electric space

AND YOU WILL MAKE IT BACK ALIVE!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2431601&forum_id=2#24566510)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 5:46 PM
Author: Wine faggot firefighter

TYFT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2431601&forum_id=2#24575320)



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Date: December 17th, 2014 12:22 PM
Author: Hairless Hideous Point Reading Party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2431601&forum_id=2#26948711)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 3:37 PM
Author: comical mad-dog skullcap address

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2431601&forum_id=2#24566513)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 3:38 PM
Author: thriller copper market

WERE GOIN IN WITH ALL FIRST YEAR ASSOCIATES

JUST MEANS MORE HOURS FOR US TO BILL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2431601&forum_id=2#24566524)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 3:46 PM
Author: Electric space

ITS AN UGLY WORLD ITS AN UGLY PLANET-- *gets impaled by a "retired" boomer partner*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2431601&forum_id=2#24566559)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 3:50 PM
Author: thriller copper market

I'm gonna be a starship partner, and I'm gonna rule the universe.

(under qualified but super hot female SA)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2431601&forum_id=2#24566578)



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Date: December 7th, 2013 11:08 PM
Author: fear-inspiring walnut school famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2431601&forum_id=2#24592134)



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Date: December 31st, 2013 2:41 PM
Author: Slate razzmatazz elastic band state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2431601&forum_id=2#24744463)



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Date: December 9th, 2014 1:38 PM
Author: Irradiated cordovan boistinker prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2431601&forum_id=2#26893992)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 11:31 AM
Author: thriller copper market

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2431601&forum_id=2#27981327)



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Date: February 4th, 2014 11:46 PM
Author: Nubile bisexual puppy



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Date: August 30th, 2015 10:05 PM
Author: Hairless Hideous Point Reading Party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2431601&forum_id=2#28657739)



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Date: February 20th, 2019 7:02 AM
Author: thriller copper market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2431601&forum_id=2#37812246)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 3:39 PM
Author: Passionate violent coldplay fan

Fleet does the flying, JDs do the unemployment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2431601&forum_id=2#24566531)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 3:47 PM
Author: Electric space

Fleet = chill, fratty HBS Legacy bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2431601&forum_id=2#24566563)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 4:43 PM
Author: comical mad-dog skullcap address

check your privilege, fleetster

*Razack's Roughnecks! huah!*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2431601&forum_id=2#24566972)



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Date: July 24th, 2018 2:05 PM
Author: thriller copper market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2431601&forum_id=2#36487812)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 4:37 PM
Author: Electric space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2431601&forum_id=2#24566928)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 4:42 PM
Author: Heady dingle berry

honestly, as a 3rd year associate I started getting assignments that required me to actually apply some of the concepts I learned in law school. I felt like daniel-san suddenly realizing that I've been learning karate all along.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2431601&forum_id=2#24566959)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 4:42 PM
Author: Exciting nofapping principal's office

(3rd year who finally got tasked with writing a memo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2431601&forum_id=2#24566963)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 4:45 PM
Author: Heady dingle berry

nah it came up more when I was drafting depositions questions and direct/cross exams of witnesses, since the questions you can ask governed and limited by the rules of evidence (laying a foundation, qualification of experts, no leading questions on direct, grounds for objections, etc.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2431601&forum_id=2#24566994)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 4:46 PM
Author: Azure temple

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2431601&forum_id=2#24566999)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 4:48 PM
Author: Maroon Lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2431601&forum_id=2#24567006)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 4:57 PM
Author: Electric space

GET OUTTAH HERE NOOOW!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2431601&forum_id=2#24567107)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 7:15 PM
Author: Brilliant Vibrant Karate Box Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2431601&forum_id=2#24568187)



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Date: January 6th, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: fantasy-prone excitant ticket booth cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2431601&forum_id=2#24785152)



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Date: February 4th, 2014 11:19 PM
Author: racy salmon stag film

*leans back in faux-leather chair*

*cracks knuckles*

*pecks out "question presented" on keyboard*

*smug shit-eating grin*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2431601&forum_id=2#24958904)



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Date: February 4th, 2014 11:45 PM
Author: Exciting nofapping principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2431601&forum_id=2#24959097)



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Date: February 4th, 2014 11:51 PM
Author: Cerise Zippy Roommate Parlor

lololo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2431601&forum_id=2#24959132)



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Date: February 21st, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: Titillating mad cow disease



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Date: August 6th, 2014 12:29 AM
Author: bateful splenetic mental disorder

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2431601&forum_id=2#26070979)



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Date: August 6th, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: Impressive Flirting Cumskin Gaming Laptop



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Date: June 9th, 2016 2:17 PM
Author: Wine faggot firefighter



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Date: June 22nd, 2014 10:22 AM
Author: glittery bossy nowag indian lodge



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Date: December 4th, 2013 5:21 PM
Author: Electric space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2431601&forum_id=2#24567290)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 6:06 PM
Author: Electric space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2431601&forum_id=2#24567683)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 6:07 PM
Author: Flushed Set Codepig

thought this was going to be a star wars jedi (JD) joke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2431601&forum_id=2#24567696)



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Date: December 19th, 2013 3:04 PM
Author: Arousing volcanic crater dysfunction

me too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2431601&forum_id=2#24674165)



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Date: December 31st, 2013 2:41 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle twisted selfie garrison

Woulda been a lot better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2431601&forum_id=2#24744455)



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Date: March 7th, 2014 11:26 AM
Author: pearl soul-stirring international law enforcement agency forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2431601&forum_id=2#25147120)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 6:19 PM
Author: Hairless Hideous Point Reading Party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2431601&forum_id=2#24567802)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 6:50 PM
Author: Onyx lay

*first-year associate looks up and grins cheerfully* "I'm doing MY part!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2431601&forum_id=2#24568003)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 7:14 PM
Author: Floppy mischievous menage

Gunna go rewatch Starship Troops now bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2431601&forum_id=2#24568186)



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Date: December 7th, 2013 4:28 PM
Author: Wine faggot firefighter



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Date: January 7th, 2014 12:24 AM
Author: fear-inspiring walnut school famous landscape painting

this is ALWAYS CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2431601&forum_id=2#24789307)



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Date: January 7th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: Wine faggot firefighter



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Date: February 4th, 2014 11:21 PM
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Date: May 26th, 2014 1:58 PM
Author: Medicated halford



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Date: February 5th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: Irradiated cordovan boistinker prole



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Date: December 4th, 2013 7:13 PM
Author: Dashing ladyboy hall

Remember how I said I would depose you last? I lied!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2431601&forum_id=2#24568179)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 8:04 AM
Author: Electric space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2431601&forum_id=2#24572295)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 8:07 AM
Author: Sickened Cracking Jew

Forget it, vince. Litigation and transactional don't mix.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2431601&forum_id=2#24572296)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 8:11 AM
Author: Electric space

*has a SA models and bottles celebration afterward*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2431601&forum_id=2#24572298)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 5:47 PM
Author: Wine faggot firefighter



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Date: December 5th, 2013 5:49 PM
Author: Wine faggot firefighter

Angry Associate to Reporter: I'm from DLA PIPER, and I say bill'em all!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2431601&forum_id=2#24575341)



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Date: December 31st, 2013 1:30 PM
Author: fear-inspiring walnut school famous landscape painting



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Author: Wine faggot firefighter

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Jean Rasczak: Really? I wonder what the founders of Napster would have to say about that.

[to Carmen]

Jean Rasczak: You.

Carmen: They wouldn't say anything. Napster was destroyed.

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*

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