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Name retired NBA player, I'll concoct "Where are they now" story

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Elite quadroon
  12/16/13
Mark Eaton
Mildly autistic racy abode clown
  12/16/13
Mark is currently checking into the Hotel Beaux Arts in Miam...
Elite quadroon
  12/16/13
Mark Madsen
cobalt effete pisswyrm chapel
  12/16/13
Mark has been assigned by Mitch Kupchak to develop Lakers ro...
Elite quadroon
  12/16/13
what the fuck. I took a shit today and played angry birds s...
doobsian ticket booth
  12/16/13
He did a shitty job, because Kelly is in the D League curren...
Fear-inspiring submissive wagecucks
  01/11/16
Arman Gilliam
Nofapping lascivious gas station
  12/16/13
Armen is currently lying six feet under in a cemetery.
Elite quadroon
  12/16/13
Danny Schayes
Judgmental senate mediation
  12/16/13
Danny is currently taking a nap in his office at "No Li...
Elite quadroon
  12/16/13
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heady rough-skinned doctorate
  05/22/16
Manute Bol
Brass roommate address
  12/16/13
collecting worms
Razzmatazz Lilac Dilemma Friendly Grandma
  12/16/13
Manute is currently in an urn lovingly displayed in a living...
Elite quadroon
  12/16/13
Oliver Miller
hyperactive overrated codepig masturbator
  12/16/13
Oliver has been evading his parole officer for 2 months now....
Elite quadroon
  12/16/13
180
Irradiated dark national security agency kitchen
  12/16/13
I bet this is astonishingly accurate.
black adventurous hell
  12/16/13
Conviction[edit] In April 2011, he was accused of pistol-...
Alcoholic Canary Native Candlestick Maker
  12/16/13
Dikembe Mutombo
light talented black woman
  12/16/13
Dikembe is driving to his local dry cleaners to pick up a su...
Elite quadroon
  12/16/13
awesome
balding rusted immigrant
  12/16/13
180
Comical Swollen Giraffe Lay
  12/16/13
excellent
razzle-dazzle love of her life messiness
  12/16/13
Perfection.
black adventurous hell
  12/16/13
180
frisky tripping theatre yarmulke
  12/16/13
no offense but this was overrated.
Mauve Ceo
  12/16/13
It's pitch perfect aspie brother.
dull elastic band
  12/16/13
no this pretty much captures the essence of mutombo, you're ...
Swashbuckling wild regret
  12/17/13
...
Primrose home boistinker
  12/17/13
...
Passionate mahogany sweet tailpipe fortuitous meteor
  01/07/14
I was listening to ESPN radio this morning and thought about...
dull elastic band
  01/17/14
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  03/10/16
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Arousing slate therapy locale
  09/30/16
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Glassy Bateful Box Office
  11/07/17
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Yapping library
  02/15/19
Matt Bullard
light talented black woman
  12/16/13
Matt is planning out this week's line-ups for his Yahoo! NBA...
Elite quadroon
  12/16/13
lol
balding rusted immigrant
  12/16/13
180. Glad I posted in this thread.
light talented black woman
  12/16/13
...
180 gunner
  01/01/16
Latrell Sprewell
black adventurous hell
  12/16/13
Latrell is sitting at his sister's house getting his hair br...
Elite quadroon
  12/16/13
180
razzle-dazzle love of her life messiness
  12/16/13
I am jealous of your talent. 180
duck-like lodge son of senegal
  12/16/13
ONE ZILLION!
black adventurous hell
  12/16/13
Haha
Exhilarant aggressive jap
  12/16/13
180
bright wonderful den volcanic crater
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180
Mauve Ceo
  12/16/13
jesus. . .180
dashing hideous mad-dog skullcap
  12/27/13
Dyron Nix
razzle-dazzle love of her life messiness
  12/16/13
Dyron's body has just arrived at the funeral home. The mort...
Elite quadroon
  12/16/13
Javaris Crittenton
razzle-dazzle love of her life messiness
  12/16/13
Javaris is laying in his bed researching Jamaica on Wikipedi...
Elite quadroon
  12/16/13
Matt Geiger
out-of-control deep boltzmann idiot
  12/16/13
That faggot owns an ostrich farm.
black adventurous hell
  12/16/13
As Rudolph already mentioned, that faggot is busy owning an ...
Elite quadroon
  12/16/13
!
black adventurous hell
  12/16/13
Bill Laimbeer
Greedy Ratface
  12/16/13
Bill is hitting up the Chili's near his house in the suburbs...
Elite quadroon
  12/16/13
...
blathering insecure market ape
  12/16/13
last line killed me.
doobsian ticket booth
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...
black adventurous hell
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...
salmon piazza
  04/17/14
TYVMFT
Greedy Ratface
  12/17/13
Horace Grant Thread is incredible
Cordovan resort
  12/16/13
Horace is splayed out in the "TV room" of his McMa...
Elite quadroon
  12/16/13
rofl 180
duck-like lodge son of senegal
  12/16/13
ty friend
Elite quadroon
  12/16/13
are you... are you jesus?
Appetizing base personal credit line
  12/16/13
naw man
Elite quadroon
  12/16/13
Jesus Christ, fuck my ass.
razzle-dazzle love of her life messiness
  12/16/13
180
purple psychic degenerate
  12/16/13
This is too good. Who took over this account?
black adventurous hell
  12/16/13
Ice. Cold.
Mauve Ceo
  12/16/13
...
bright wonderful den volcanic crater
  12/17/13
flame. no where are they now of horace grant is complete wit...
Mauve Ceo
  12/16/13
Jason Kidd
Comical Swollen Giraffe Lay
  12/16/13
Jason is in the locker room at MSG pretending to listen to h...
Elite quadroon
  12/16/13
CRIMINALLY underrated.
fighting stage idea he suggested
  04/14/15
...
Elite quadroon
  04/18/15
Muggsy Bogues
Pontificating Stage Liquid Oxygen
  12/16/13
Muggsy, a Baltimore native, is at home right now gearing up ...
Elite quadroon
  12/16/13
jfc man
duck-like lodge son of senegal
  12/16/13
180 ^ 180
bright wonderful den volcanic crater
  12/16/13
I shat my cous cous out at this line "Muggsy is startin...
dull elastic band
  12/16/13
holy shit 180 man
stirring cowardly indian lodge
  12/16/13
"When Adam walked through the door (an hour early, mind...
black adventurous hell
  12/16/13
i lold hard at at least one part of each paragraph and the u...
Mauve Ceo
  12/16/13
99384938. This has to be thread of the year.
concupiscible mexican plaza
  12/16/13
amazing post in an amazing thread
House-broken Toilet Seat
  12/16/13
178
offensive obsidian spot really tough guy
  12/16/13
(contrarian)(faggot)(loser)(probably a Cowboys fan)
black adventurous hell
  12/16/13
these are getting better and better as you keep doing them. ...
Mauve Ceo
  12/16/13
180^180
provocative slippery institution factory reset button
  12/17/13
180
galvanic property toaster
  12/17/13
Omg
Primrose home boistinker
  12/17/13
181
deranged stead cumskin
  12/24/13
...
deranged stead cumskin
  09/05/14
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House-broken Toilet Seat
  01/19/15
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deranged stead cumskin
  01/19/15
every time i start to think facemo sucks, i reread this post...
Dead Theater Stage
  01/11/16
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Fear-inspiring submissive wagecucks
  01/11/16
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Bearded Skinny Woman Organic Girlfriend
  03/10/16
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Arousing slate therapy locale
  03/18/16
Dennis Rodman
Comical Swollen Giraffe Lay
  12/16/13
eagerly awaiting this one
duck-like lodge son of senegal
  12/16/13
Dennis' flight from Bejing to Pjongyang will be landing soon...
Elite quadroon
  12/17/13
...
dull elastic band
  12/17/13
holy fuck
bright wonderful den volcanic crater
  12/17/13
180. Epic thread OP
Comical Swollen Giraffe Lay
  12/17/13
i'm only getting warmed up breh
Elite quadroon
  12/17/13
...
bright wonderful den volcanic crater
  12/17/13
...
Elite quadroon
  12/17/13
do some more bro
Beady-eyed garnet turdskin principal's office
  12/17/13
...
Elite quadroon
  12/17/13
All things considered, TITCR.
Metal Stimulating Bawdyhouse Sandwich
  01/08/14
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Elite quadroon
  01/19/15
Adonal Foyle
razzle-dazzle love of her life messiness
  12/16/13
Adonal is blocking Dirk Nowitski on Facebook. He's tired of...
Elite quadroon
  12/17/13
Glad to see you're taking another stab at these. You definit...
razzle-dazzle love of her life messiness
  02/13/14
cr
Elite quadroon
  02/13/14
James "Hollywood" Robinson
Irradiated dark national security agency kitchen
  12/16/13
James is putting away the last of the power tools into his f...
Elite quadroon
  02/13/14
YES
bespoke scourge upon the earth
  02/13/14
ty brother
Elite quadroon
  02/13/14
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  02/14/14
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Elite quadroon
  03/05/14
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Arousing slate therapy locale
  03/08/14
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  03/08/14
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Elite quadroon
  02/13/14
Austin Croshere
razzle-dazzle love of her life messiness
  12/16/13
Austin is waiting at a baggage carousel at Louis Armstrong I...
Elite quadroon
  02/13/14
...
doobsian ticket booth
  02/13/14
...
Arousing slate therapy locale
  04/18/15
Robert Pack
Arousing slate therapy locale
  12/16/13
There's a nightly live-or-die mentality hovering over the Ok...
Elite quadroon
  01/19/15
tytytytyty
bespoke scourge upon the earth
  01/19/15
yw yw yw yw
Elite quadroon
  01/19/15
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Elite quadroon
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Elite quadroon
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180
Saffron lettuce
  01/20/15
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Elite quadroon
  02/18/15
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Elite quadroon
  03/07/15
tytyty I have his autograph
Arousing slate therapy locale
  04/18/15
Hope you got that laminated brother. It's going to be worth...
Elite quadroon
  04/18/15
I'm still so happy you did this.
Arousing slate therapy locale
  10/16/17
like all geniuses, of course facemo was a fucking psycho
Irate Floppy Corner Brethren
  11/10/18
Juwan Howard
violet flirting point cuckoldry
  12/16/13
david 'the admiral' robinson
Magenta tanning salon cuckold
  12/16/13
99689959948 thread, please do more
concupiscible mexican plaza
  12/16/13
...
Elite quadroon
  12/16/13
Len Bias
Razzle alcoholic new version heaven
  12/16/13
(guy who always fights the hypo)
razzle-dazzle love of her life messiness
  12/16/13
Sitting above the clouds on a daybed in heaven, strumming a ...
thirsty parlour dragon
  12/16/13
Basically.
Elite quadroon
  12/16/13
wilt chamberlain
blathering insecure market ape
  12/16/13
John Starks
offensive obsidian spot really tough guy
  12/16/13
Tractor Traylor
titillating internal respiration
  12/16/13
This is the late blooming best thread of 2013.
frisky tripping theatre yarmulke
  12/16/13
ty
Elite quadroon
  12/16/13
...
provocative slippery institution factory reset button
  12/16/13
...
Federal navy pit
  12/16/13
...
Primrose home boistinker
  12/17/13
Charles Oakley
purple psychic degenerate
  12/16/13
Yinka Dare
Maize Spectacular Office
  12/16/13
Still waiting.
Maize Spectacular Office
  01/01/16
Brad Daugherty
Useless stubborn stag film goyim
  12/16/13
Steve Kerr This thread is a tour de force.
magical laughsome double fault locus
  12/16/13
Uwe Blab
mewling demanding church building
  12/16/13
Guess what I do now besides post
pungent indecent nursing home people who are hurt
  12/16/13
bobby hurley
Poppy Vigorous School Azn
  12/16/13
Gheorghe Muresan
vibrant yellow tattoo
  12/16/13
Rony Seikaly
Vivacious fanboi
  12/16/13
he has a show on sirius trance channel
out-of-control deep boltzmann idiot
  12/17/13
Eric Montross
Soggy Telephone
  12/16/13
Kerry Kittles
Olive Big Crackhouse
  12/16/13
That's a good pull bro. Forgot all about that villanova fagg...
black adventurous hell
  12/16/13
Keith Van Horn
Olive Big Crackhouse
  12/16/13
Rodney Rogers and Terry Dehere. I heard they are roommates.
black adventurous hell
  12/16/13
Rogers is a paraplegic now
razzle-dazzle love of her life messiness
  12/16/13
Jesus Fucking Christ. Why was that big brother riding a dirt...
black adventurous hell
  12/18/13
pervis ellison
Excitant internet-worthy sound barrier trailer park
  12/16/13
John Crotty AND Jon Sundvold
Brindle Marvelous Theater
  12/16/13
MOAR! MOAR!
Brindle Marvelous Theater
  12/16/13
Eddie griffin
Mauve Ceo
  12/16/13
you guys are idiots for not asking about Anthony mason or Sh...
zombie-like station hissy fit
  12/17/13
TCR
Hairless sexy forum half-breed
  03/08/14
...
Hairless sexy forum half-breed
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Clyde drexler
Swashbuckling wild regret
  12/17/13
Dominique Wilkins
Swashbuckling wild regret
  12/17/13
Bo Kimble
Swashbuckling wild regret
  12/17/13
God Shammgod
curious claret potus set
  12/17/13
...
curious claret potus set
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Craig Ehlo
curious claret potus set
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Cuttino Mobley
curious claret potus set
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Alaa Abdelnaby
curious claret potus set
  12/17/13
Vin Baker
vermilion gaming laptop site
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Isaiah Rider
bronze patrolman
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...
Elite quadroon
  12/17/13
Gary Payton
bronze patrolman
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Tom Gugliotta
bronze patrolman
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...
Elite quadroon
  12/17/13
Mahmoud Abdul Rouf
plum space bbw
  12/17/13
(Chris Jackson)
black adventurous hell
  03/05/14
...
Elite quadroon
  12/17/13
...
Elite quadroon
  12/17/13
moar please
bronze patrolman
  12/17/13
Bobby Sura
cracking rebellious gay wizard
  12/18/13
Not flame, Bobby Sura plays in a law firm rec league and the...
Arousing slate therapy locale
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Elite quadroon
  12/19/13
...
Elite quadroon
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Cordovan resort
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Detlef Schrempf
razzle-dazzle love of her life messiness
  12/27/13
LJL, I was about to post Detlef. Then I scroll down and you ...
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  12/27/13
Rodney rodgers
Citrine famous landscape painting
  01/07/14
Lotta work left bro.
Arousing slate therapy locale
  01/17/14
jon berry
Chest-beating Old Irish Cottage
  02/13/14
made some updates bros
Elite quadroon
  02/13/14
...
Elite quadroon
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Olden Polynice
hyperactive overrated codepig masturbator
  03/05/14
Khalid El-Amin
vengeful fluffy university
  03/05/14
Doug Christie
black adventurous hell
  03/05/14
Work left to do in this thread….
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Arousing slate therapy locale
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Chest-beating Old Irish Cottage
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Beady-eyed garnet turdskin principal's office
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Elite quadroon
  11/02/14
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Elite quadroon
  11/02/14
finish
Arousing slate therapy locale
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Arousing slate therapy locale
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curious claret potus set
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...
Elite quadroon
  01/19/15
Surprised I didn't see this before
pungent indecent nursing home people who are hurt
  01/19/15
Clifford Robinson
at-the-ready temple
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...
Comical Swollen Giraffe Lay
  01/19/15
yo facemo, get to work already
curious claret potus set
  02/28/15
Dino Radja
heady rough-skinned doctorate
  03/07/15
LORENZEN WRIGHT
shivering bisexual shrine
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Jason Williams
fighting stage idea he suggested
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Vlade Divac
peach menage
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...
Arousing slate therapy locale
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Facemos best work
deranged stead cumskin
  01/01/16
18000000000000 thread but made in 2013
supple nibblets public bath
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FACEMO, WHERE IS MY CUTTINO MOBLEY WRITE UP
curious claret potus set
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This was a great thread.
Fear-inspiring submissive wagecucks
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Beady-eyed garnet turdskin principal's office
  03/10/16
Etan Thomas
sable brunch
  05/22/16
Vinny "The Microwave" Johnson
heady rough-skinned doctorate
  05/22/16
one of the very finest threads in xo history
Comical Swollen Giraffe Lay
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Elite quadroon
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Elite quadroon
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shimmering queen of the night
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Elite quadroon
  11/07/17
Kenny Payne
Lake puppy parlor
  11/07/17
*whispers as you pass in the night in the street above the C...
Crystalline hairraiser police squad faggot firefighter
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Crystalline hairraiser police squad faggot firefighter
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aj green
zombie-like station hissy fit
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anthony pig miller
Ungodly Business Firm
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Antonio Davis
French Orchestra Pit
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Bugs Motherfuckin' Bunny
Crystalline hairraiser police squad faggot firefighter
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Thought of this thread while reading this article http://www...
Histrionic incel rehab
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Get back here and finish this thread.
Arousing slate therapy locale
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Elite quadroon
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Cheese-eating deer antler
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bison dele
Exciting location partner
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Date: December 16th, 2013 3:56 PM
Author: Elite quadroon

And by "now", I mean what they are doing at this precise moment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24653671)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 3:56 PM
Author: Mildly autistic racy abode clown

Mark Eaton

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24653673)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 4:03 PM
Author: Elite quadroon

Mark is currently checking into the Hotel Beaux Arts in Miami. He's haggling with the receptionist for a room with one of the special 84-inch-long California King beds. She says there are no rooms available with that bed at this time. He's covering the Heat/Jazz game tonight for KJZZ-TV and doesn't have time for this shit. After he drops his bag in his room, he thinks he will text "hey what are u up tonight ;)" to a 52 year old clerical worker named Tiffany who he sometimes bangs when he's in town, dating back to his playing days. She hasn't responded the last two times he's contacted her, and he fears she's moved on with her life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24653733)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 3:56 PM
Author: cobalt effete pisswyrm chapel

Mark Madsen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24653675)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 4:15 PM
Author: Elite quadroon

Mark has been assigned by Mitch Kupchak to develop Lakers rookie PF Ryan Kelly. He's frustrated that the current budget doesn't allow him to travel for road games, and he worries that Ryan isn't taking his job that seriously. Sure, he's only missed 5 weight lifting sessions out of dozens, which is pretty good relative to most of the black players on the team. But Mark knows that if you're going to survive as a white 12th man in the NBA, there is no room for slack. He's thinking about all of this as he takes a shit and plays "Angry Birds: Star Wars" on his iphone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24653819)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 8:12 PM
Author: doobsian ticket booth

what the fuck. I took a shit today and played angry birds star wars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24655260)



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Date: January 11th, 2016 10:01 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring submissive wagecucks

He did a shitty job, because Kelly is in the D League currently.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#29570304)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 3:57 PM
Author: Nofapping lascivious gas station

Arman Gilliam

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Date: December 16th, 2013 4:18 PM
Author: Elite quadroon

Armen is currently lying six feet under in a cemetery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24653838)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 3:57 PM
Author: Judgmental senate mediation

Danny Schayes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24653682)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 4:24 PM
Author: Elite quadroon

Danny is currently taking a nap in his office at "No Limits Investing" in Phoenix, Arizona. He jacked off about 30 minutes ago after his friend's 15 year old daughter "liked" a photo of him posing with his most recent trophy, a 14 point buck, on Facebook.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24653879)



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: heady rough-skinned doctorate



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Date: December 16th, 2013 3:58 PM
Author: Brass roommate address

Manute Bol

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Date: December 16th, 2013 4:18 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Lilac Dilemma Friendly Grandma

collecting worms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24653837)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 4:25 PM
Author: Elite quadroon

Manute is currently in an urn lovingly displayed in a living room in South Sudan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24653887)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 3:59 PM
Author: hyperactive overrated codepig masturbator

Oliver Miller

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24653704)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 4:29 PM
Author: Elite quadroon

Oliver has been evading his parole officer for 2 months now. He is presently in a 2002 Chevy Silverado in a Popeye's Chicken parking lot on the south side of Arnold, Maryland trying to get his lighter to work, so that he can smoke crack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24653924)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 4:38 PM
Author: Irradiated dark national security agency kitchen

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24653998)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 4:54 PM
Author: black adventurous hell

I bet this is astonishingly accurate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24654087)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 6:11 PM
Author: Alcoholic Canary Native Candlestick Maker

Conviction[edit]

In April 2011, he was accused of pistol-whipping a man during an altercation at a barbecue cookout in Arnold, Maryland. He was arrested and charged with first- and second-degree assault, reckless endangerment, possessing a handgun, using a handgun in a violent crime, possessing a handgun in a vehicle and disorderly conduct, among other charges.[4]

On November 1, 2011, Oliver Miller pled guilty in Anne Arundel County to first degree assault and possessing a handgun.[5] He was sentenced on February 3, 2012 to a year in the Anne Arundel County jail (a five-year sentence with four years suspended). After his release, Miller will be on probation for five years.[6]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24654504)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 4:17 PM
Author: light talented black woman

Dikembe Mutombo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24653832)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 4:35 PM
Author: Elite quadroon

Dikembe is driving to his local dry cleaners to pick up a suit he will wear to a Africa-related fundraiser at a private residence on Wednesday. He is laughing heartily at an off-hand remark Scott Van Pelt just made about Shaq on ESPN radio. Then again, he laughs at nearly every joke when he listens to sports talk radio. This is partially because he still thinks it's truly amazing that such technology exists today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24653980)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 4:39 PM
Author: balding rusted immigrant

awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24654001)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 4:40 PM
Author: Comical Swollen Giraffe Lay

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24654008)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 4:41 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle love of her life messiness

excellent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24654014)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 4:55 PM
Author: black adventurous hell

Perfection.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24654093)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 6:03 PM
Author: frisky tripping theatre yarmulke

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24654468)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 8:20 PM
Author: Mauve Ceo

no offense but this was overrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24655328)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 9:13 PM
Author: dull elastic band

It's pitch perfect aspie brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24655767)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:03 AM
Author: Swashbuckling wild regret

no this pretty much captures the essence of mutombo, you're done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24658045)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 1:18 PM
Author: Primrose home boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24660043)



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Date: January 7th, 2014 3:18 PM
Author: Passionate mahogany sweet tailpipe fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24792939)



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Date: January 17th, 2014 9:48 AM
Author: dull elastic band

I was listening to ESPN radio this morning and thought about this brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24849072)



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Date: March 10th, 2016 9:48 AM
Author: Cerebral jet-lagged chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#30024876)



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Date: September 30th, 2016 11:28 AM
Author: Arousing slate therapy locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#31528295)



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Date: November 7th, 2017 9:06 AM
Author: Glassy Bateful Box Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#34624192)



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Date: February 15th, 2019 11:23 AM
Author: Yapping library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#37786733)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 4:18 PM
Author: light talented black woman

Matt Bullard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24653836)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 4:48 PM
Author: Elite quadroon

Matt is planning out this week's line-ups for his Yahoo! NBA Fantasy squad. He's wondering if he should play James Harden (listed DTD) on Wednesday. His wife walks into his modest home office (he still uses a "tube" Packard Bell monitor that he purchased during his playing days, although he upgraded his CPU in 2008). She alerts him that an Amazon package arrived with his name on it, but she didn't open it because "she didn't know what it was :)" (implying it might be a Christmas gift he ordered for her). Since he hasn't yet done any holiday shopping, he thinks it's probably either a used Soundgarden CD or a large tube of Icy Hot, both of which he ordered for himself several days ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24654047)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 4:52 PM
Author: balding rusted immigrant

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24654078)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 9:25 PM
Author: light talented black woman

180.

Glad I posted in this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24655849)



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Date: January 1st, 2016 11:56 AM
Author: 180 gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#29497560)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 4:19 PM
Author: black adventurous hell

Latrell Sprewell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24653844)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 5:23 PM
Author: Elite quadroon

Latrell is sitting at his sister's house getting his hair braided. He's exchanging comments with two of his "cousins", whose blood relation to him is tenuous at best, about what seems to be eternally rotating set of the same 3 or 4 topics of discussion on NBA TV. His sister is about half-way through the second-to-last cornrow when Latrell abruptly and unapologetically gets up to take a phone call. He reaches for his pack of Newports from the table as he steps outside, blindly unwrapping the pack and drawing out the first cigarette, all with the seamless skill of a 20 year smoker.

On the other end of the phone is one of his closest associates and business partners, whose name is also coincidentally Latrell but he goes by Tre. The cigarette hangs out of his mouth unlit as he inquires about the status of five pounds of weed that is supposed to be coming across the U.S./Canadian border later this afternoon. Spree, recently bankrupt and long out of the "rims" business, is now one of the biggest marijuana distributors in Wisconsin. One of his cousins steps outside to monitor the conversation, so that he can be ready in case anything is needed of him. The cousin thinks to himself "this nigga kinda looks like Samuel L. right now with that Newport. All he need is a jehri curl", but he knows Latrell is in much too serious of a mood to hear such a jesty comment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24654215)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 5:26 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle love of her life messiness

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24654233)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 5:45 PM
Author: duck-like lodge son of senegal

I am jealous of your talent. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24654359)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 6:18 PM
Author: black adventurous hell

ONE ZILLION!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24654535)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 7:42 PM
Author: Exhilarant aggressive jap

Haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24655088)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 9:42 PM
Author: bright wonderful den volcanic crater

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24655941)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 10:28 PM
Author: Mauve Ceo

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24656310)



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Date: December 27th, 2013 9:16 AM
Author: dashing hideous mad-dog skullcap

jesus. . .180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24719992)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 4:20 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle love of her life messiness

Dyron Nix

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24653845)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 5:38 PM
Author: Elite quadroon

Dyron's body has just arrived at the funeral home. The morticians are about to begin measures to preserve him for the upcoming funeral.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24654301)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 4:22 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle love of her life messiness

Javaris Crittenton

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24653860)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 5:46 PM
Author: Elite quadroon

Javaris is laying in his bed researching Jamaica on Wikipedia, as he halfheartedly thinks he may flee the country to avoid his upcoming murder trial in Atlanta. However, a large part of him isn't afraid of going to prison, just as his father did. He thinks he would enjoy the fame of possibly being the "baddest nigga" in the penitentiary, and sometimes fantasizes about being the MVP of the prison basketball league, a distinction which he never even came close to attaining professionally.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24654364)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 4:30 PM
Author: out-of-control deep boltzmann idiot

Matt Geiger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24653934)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 4:56 PM
Author: black adventurous hell

That faggot owns an ostrich farm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24654098)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 5:48 PM
Author: Elite quadroon

As Rudolph already mentioned, that faggot is busy owning an ostrich farm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24654383)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 6:18 PM
Author: black adventurous hell

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24654539)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 4:31 PM
Author: Greedy Ratface

Bill Laimbeer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24653941)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 6:01 PM
Author: Elite quadroon

Bill is hitting up the Chili's near his house in the suburbs of Boston for Happy Hour. He likes to go to "common" establishments because people not only tend to recognize him, but generally have no fear striking up conversation with him at the bar. Subconsciously, he's hoping some 5'10 faggot nearby will make an insulting comment about the fact that he's an WNBA coach, so that he can calmly get in their face and watch them cower before him. It would be the closest he's come to sex in five years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24654458)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 6:37 PM
Author: blathering insecure market ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24654637)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 8:15 PM
Author: doobsian ticket booth

last line killed me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24655281)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 9:18 PM
Author: black adventurous hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24655790)



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Date: April 17th, 2014 1:05 AM
Author: salmon piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#25396863)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 5:55 PM
Author: Greedy Ratface

TYVMFT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24661675)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 4:31 PM
Author: Cordovan resort

Horace Grant

Thread is incredible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24653946)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 7:08 PM
Author: Elite quadroon

Horace is splayed out in the "TV room" of his McMansion in Alpharetta, Georgia. He's watching "Major Payne" on Encore for the third time this year. He really likes Damon Wayans and recalls meeting him once in New York at the club after a rare road loss. The encounter happened roughly a month or two before the movie's release. Damon basically said hello, fielded a couple questions about the premise of the film, and did a quick impersonation of the drill sergeant character he'd be playing there on the spot for Horace, John Salley, and Ron Harper.

Horace was a little disappointed that Damon seemed to be going through the motions a bit during their conversation, and he concluded he must not have been all that interested in talking to a few random Chicago Bulls not named Michael or Scottie for more than a minute or two. In fact, Daman seemed to actively ignore his crew for the rest of the night.

Despite being somewhat rubbed the wrong way, Horace apologizes for Damon in his mind. He is self-aware enough to realize that, as a shy country boy, he has little to offer in the way of fancy nightclub conversations with Hollywood stars. Ultimately, he decides that Damon is, in fact, a nice guy, which is why he watches his movies whenever they're on "the satellite."

During the scenes that feature the chick who played Hillary on "Fresh Prince", he finds himself getting aroused. But as soon as this happens he begins hearing his jealous, controlling wife nagging him about it in the back of his mind, and the guilt kicks in.

Treesha is actually at a church family leadership meeting right now, and the girls are with their aunt. Monday evenings are really the only time of the week when he gets to be alone. It's been about two months since she gave him a blow job, and he's kind of feeling rebellious. He's thinking about sneaking up to the master bedroom and using some of his wife's floral-scented hand lotion to pleasure himself. But ultimately he's way too comfortable in his plush black leather couch to bother with stairs, although he knows at some point he needs to take the trash out before Treesha gets home and gives him a piece of her mind.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24654844)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 7:38 PM
Author: duck-like lodge son of senegal

rofl 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24655061)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 7:51 PM
Author: Elite quadroon

ty friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24655145)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 7:58 PM
Author: Appetizing base personal credit line

are you... are you jesus?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24655179)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 8:44 PM
Author: Elite quadroon

naw man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24655514)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 8:11 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle love of her life messiness

Jesus Christ, fuck my ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24655249)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 8:12 PM
Author: purple psychic degenerate

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24655261)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 9:19 PM
Author: black adventurous hell

This is too good. Who took over this account?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24655805)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 11:58 PM
Author: Mauve Ceo

Ice. Cold.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24657081)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 12:37 PM
Author: bright wonderful den volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24659843)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: Mauve Ceo

flame. no where are they now of horace grant is complete without a mention of his twin bro harvey.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24656224)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 4:31 PM
Author: Comical Swollen Giraffe Lay

Jason Kidd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24653948)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 7:41 PM
Author: Elite quadroon

Jason is in the locker room at MSG pretending to listen to his assistant coaches talk about whatever they're talking about. Tip off is in a few minutes, and all he can do is stare into the clip board, wondering where his next drink is going to come from.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24655077)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 6:42 PM
Author: fighting stage idea he suggested

CRIMINALLY underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#27691532)



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Date: April 18th, 2015 3:57 PM
Author: Elite quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#27713557)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 4:32 PM
Author: Pontificating Stage Liquid Oxygen

Muggsy Bogues

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24653950)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 8:21 PM
Author: Elite quadroon

Muggsy, a Baltimore native, is at home right now gearing up for the Ravens/Lions MNF game.

It's about 30 minutes until kickoff. He invited several of his friends to come over to the crib to watch, but no one has arrived yet. Well, except for his white neighbor Adam. Adam is a software engineer, who has always aggressively chatted-up Muggsy in the driveway. Of course, it was such an ambush earlier this afternoon as he was unloading grocery bags of chips and beer, that led to Adam's pity-invite this evening.

When Adam walked through the door (an hour early, mind you) with a 6-pack of Dogfish IPA in hand, he said "This stuff has lots of hops. Just like you!" It was a line which you could tell he had been practicing in his mind for god knows how long. He also was carrying a tote bag of what looked to be some teal looking shit that he's probably going to want autographed later. Adam is fawning over Muggsy at practically every opportunity, commenting on every photo and piece of memorabilia in the house. Muggsy is starting to hope none of his friends will come, to save himself the embarrassment of being associated with this weird, cous-cous eating motherfucker.

Muggsy has started to wonder if Adam camps out in his car most days, waiting for him to make an appearance so he can contrive a "chance" encounter. In fact, he already sort of confronted him about it. After the fourth or fifth such bombardment, Muggsy said "Man, you must like chillin' in your car!", to which Adam confessed that he's a public radio junkie, and that he often has "driveway moments" while listening to NPR. (Muggsy was never quite sure what the fuck this white nigga meant by a "public radio.")

Muggsy was initially hoping that, by letting Adam into his home, that he will get the fanboy shit out of his system and finally chill the fuck out. But as each moment passes he's less and less sure this was a good idea.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24655329)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 8:56 PM
Author: duck-like lodge son of senegal

jfc man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24655622)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 9:11 PM
Author: bright wonderful den volcanic crater

180 ^ 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24655751)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 9:15 PM
Author: dull elastic band

I shat my cous cous out at this line "Muggsy is starting to hope none of his friends will come, to save himself the embarrassment of being associated with this weird, cous-cous eating motherfucker."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24655779)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 9:19 PM
Author: stirring cowardly indian lodge

holy shit

180 man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24655804)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 9:20 PM
Author: black adventurous hell

"When Adam walked through the door (an hour early, mind you) with a 6-pack of Dogfish IPA in hand, he said "This stuff has lots of hops. Just like you!" It was a line which you could tell he had been practicing in his mind for god knows how long."

Uh, this is fucking movie line quality.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24655810)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: Mauve Ceo

i lold hard at at least one part of each paragraph and the use of "white nigga" here was perfect: "Muggsy was never quite sure what the fuck this white nigga meant by a "public radio.")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24656250)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 9:22 PM
Author: concupiscible mexican plaza

99384938. This has to be thread of the year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24655825)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 9:29 PM
Author: House-broken Toilet Seat

amazing post in an amazing thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24655863)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 9:30 PM
Author: offensive obsidian spot really tough guy

178

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24655870)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 9:35 PM
Author: black adventurous hell

(contrarian)(faggot)(loser)(probably a Cowboys fan)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24655893)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: Mauve Ceo

these are getting better and better as you keep doing them. this is the best one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24656239)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:10 AM
Author: provocative slippery institution factory reset button

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24658073)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 12:49 PM
Author: galvanic property toaster

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24659897)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 1:22 PM
Author: Primrose home boistinker

Omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24660068)



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Date: December 24th, 2013 6:22 PM
Author: deranged stead cumskin

181

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24706399)



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Date: September 5th, 2014 8:47 PM
Author: deranged stead cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#26274505)



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Date: January 19th, 2015 1:28 PM
Author: House-broken Toilet Seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#27145966)



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Date: January 19th, 2015 8:12 PM
Author: deranged stead cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#27148133)



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Date: January 11th, 2016 9:45 AM
Author: Dead Theater Stage

every time i start to think facemo sucks, i reread this post and laugh my fucking ass off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#29570258)



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Date: January 11th, 2016 10:04 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring submissive wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#29570308)



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Date: March 10th, 2016 9:44 AM
Author: Bearded Skinny Woman Organic Girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#30024853)



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Date: March 18th, 2016 10:40 PM
Author: Arousing slate therapy locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#30089986)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 4:35 PM
Author: Comical Swollen Giraffe Lay

Dennis Rodman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24653979)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 10:23 PM
Author: duck-like lodge son of senegal

eagerly awaiting this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24656272)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 12:25 PM
Author: Elite quadroon

Dennis' flight from Bejing to Pjongyang will be landing soon, and that means it's time to perform some final diagnostic tests. He plugs a micro-usb cord into an easily concealable port implanted in his left buttock. The port is attached to a flat subcutaneous 500 GB hard drive that is somewhere between a quarter and a half dollar in size. His "ass computer", as he calls it, also contains a tiny wireless RF receiver which stores the black-and-white video data transmitted from his 11 month old bionic eye. Live images travel from the ass computer to the Android tablet he connected, confirming now that everything is up and running.

He thinks it's weird to see footage of himself looking at footage--almost like looking into a mirror with another mirror behind it, or some shit.

A C.I.A. black ops agent known as "Colin" recruited Dennis when he was vacationing in Ireland in 2010. They were looking for a washed up celebrity who, first and foremost, was known for constantly wearing sunglasses. They were also looking for someone who had a long track record of unorthodox, risky behavior. Someone with little credibility and cultural cache, in case they needed plausible deniability. Dennis was more than a perfect fit, because on top of this, he was a hall of fame professional athlete, which meant he could be receptive to coaching, conditioning, and discipline.

Knowing he would appreciate a no bullshit approach, Colin immediately told Rodman what they wanted. $5 million cash to have a Stanford ophthalmology professor surgically remove his eye and replace it with an experimental camera for intelligence gathering purposes. He explained that while the camera does look and behave very much like an eye, it was still somewhat imperfect and that trained intelligence operatives might be able to spot it if it were exposed, hence the need for him to continue to constantly wear sunglasses. Dennis got them up to $8 million, and took the deal.

Despite having one successful trip under his belt, Dennis is still a little nervous, despite the bovine amounts of Xanax and Vicodin he's taken. His head emerges from under the blanket as the Air Koryo (national airline of North Korea) flight attendant comes over to inform him, in broken English, that they will "have ground touch" in "servile minutes." He thanks the young lady as he unapologetically and carelessly digs into his drawers to remove the cord from his ass. He then tries to put on his seatbelt for landing, but it is, apparently, broken.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24659780)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 12:29 PM
Author: dull elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24659804)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 12:34 PM
Author: bright wonderful den volcanic crater

holy fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24659824)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 12:41 PM
Author: Comical Swollen Giraffe Lay

180. Epic thread OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24659855)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 12:46 PM
Author: Elite quadroon

i'm only getting warmed up breh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24659875)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 12:50 PM
Author: bright wonderful den volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24659898)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 2:52 PM
Author: Elite quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24660595)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:01 PM
Author: Beady-eyed garnet turdskin principal's office

do some more bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24660634)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:28 PM
Author: Elite quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24660822)



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Date: January 8th, 2014 7:21 PM
Author: Metal Stimulating Bawdyhouse Sandwich

All things considered, TITCR.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24800232)



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Date: January 19th, 2015 8:19 PM
Author: Elite quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#27148170)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 4:37 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle love of her life messiness

Adonal Foyle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24653989)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:42 PM
Author: Elite quadroon

Adonal is blocking Dirk Nowitski on Facebook. He's tired of seeing all the photos of his beautiful nubian wife. He's lonely. :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24660892)



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Date: February 13th, 2014 5:32 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle love of her life messiness

Glad to see you're taking another stab at these. You definitely needed a break after this one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#25011558)



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Date: February 13th, 2014 5:38 PM
Author: Elite quadroon

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#25011588)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 4:40 PM
Author: Irradiated dark national security agency kitchen

James "Hollywood" Robinson

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24654005)



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Date: February 13th, 2014 5:19 PM
Author: Elite quadroon

James is putting away the last of the power tools into his foreman's 2012 Ford F-150. He has to be sure to drop things into the bed with care, because "Big Boss" will threaten to start docking pay if you leave any scratches on his rig.

It's warmed up to a balmy 56° in Tuscaloosa, a stark contrast from this morning's freezing temperatures. Robinson was tempted to not show up to work when he heard through the grapevine that another "polar vortex" was going to hit the area. During the first cold snap a few weeks ago, he nearly froze to death. He doesn't own much in the way of cold weather clothing beyond a worn-out flannel coat given to him by a white-haired, African-American welder affectionately known as "Unc" to all on the jobsite. After watching him endure two especially bitterly cold mornings, Unc had finally found an extra pair of insulated gloves for James, but "Hollywood" had somehow managed to lose them since he last needed them in January.

James' hands survived this week's freeze only because he resorted to individually duct taping his battered fingers. Of course, he was universally mocked by his co-workers for this unabashedly "ghetto" solution. Although most of the abuse was shouted in Spanish and thus undecipherable to him, he was able to catch some of it. "Hey, Robinson, is that to help for your jumpshot, ese?", a Mexican guy jabbed, comically flicking his wrist in the air. James smiled wryly, thanking him for the courtesy of translating the original comment.

Unc immediately chastised James when he saw his silvery mitts. "Fuck. What happen't to ya gloves, mayne?", he asked, already knowing the answer. Of course James, a serious drug addict who hasn't managed to keep track of non-essential personal possessions for over a decade, would lose the gloves.

"Next time, if I give ya some gloves, I want 'em back before the end of the day. I ain't cha daddy." Unc would later feel bad about saying this, knowing he's the closest thing to a father James has anymore.

As James drops off the last power drill into the truck, he realizes he doesn't need the duct tape anymore, and he begins unraveling layers, tossing them to the ground.

"Big Boss" spots him and reflexively orders him to stop wasting tape, but both of them know he doesn't really care. "Well, at least clean that mess up when you're done", he says, half-way distracted by his weatherproof, rubber encased work phone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#25011452)



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Date: February 13th, 2014 5:22 PM
Author: bespoke scourge upon the earth

YES

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#25011474)



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Date: February 13th, 2014 5:32 PM
Author: Elite quadroon

ty brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#25011549)



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Date: February 14th, 2014 9:15 AM
Author: Elite quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#25016275)



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Date: February 14th, 2014 5:01 PM
Author: Elite quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#25019293)



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Date: March 5th, 2014 2:08 PM
Author: Elite quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#25135628)



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Date: March 8th, 2014 9:12 PM
Author: Arousing slate therapy locale

These are really fucking good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#25156117)



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Date: March 8th, 2014 9:37 PM
Author: Elite quadroon

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#25156198)



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Date: February 13th, 2014 7:30 PM
Author: Elite quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#25012366)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 4:41 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle love of her life messiness

Austin Croshere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24654012)



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Date: February 13th, 2014 6:03 PM
Author: Elite quadroon

Austin is waiting at a baggage carousel at Louis Armstrong International Airport in New Orleans. Behind him he overhears Guy A ask Guy B "Hey, is that Kevin Love?", to which Guy B responds "No, dumbass." This happens to him exactly once every two weeks, almost like clockwork.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#25011726)



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Date: February 13th, 2014 7:39 PM
Author: doobsian ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#25012434)



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Date: April 18th, 2015 4:18 PM
Author: Arousing slate therapy locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#27713666)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 4:43 PM
Author: Arousing slate therapy locale

Robert Pack

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24654019)



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Date: January 19th, 2015 8:52 PM
Author: Elite quadroon

There's a nightly live-or-die mentality hovering over the Oklahoma City Thunder, an exhausting inflation of importance on every game they play. They are sitting with a .500 record midway through the season, and assistant-coach Robert Pack knows his career is on the line.

Hunkered in his La-Z-Boy recliner and anxiously mulling his future, the 45 year old notices a sharp, throbbing discomfort in his chest. As he reflexively rubs his sternum, he thinks "I really got to go see the doctor durin' the All-Star break."

But that is exactly what he told himself before the last All-Star break, too. Of course, he never went.

"Here you go, Robert", his wife Sherry whispers cautiously as she sets down a bowl of re-heated gumbo on a folded paper towel on the cherry oak console table next to him. She has become so accustomed to his nocturnal grimaces over the last several years that she doesn't bother inquiring.

She swiftly disappears into the nearby kitchen and immediately begins putting away the dishes. A few minutes later, as she starts shutting the dishwasher door, she hears Robert say something. "I said, this gumbo good, baby...", he says in a poorly timed mumble.

"Always better the next day...", she auto-responds, for what feels like the hundredth time.

She sets the machine to "Heavy Wash Pots & Pans" like she always does— regardless of how dirty the dishes are, or how many there are.

And right on time, she sees a new message arrive on her phone from Jaterron, a 25 year old used Lexus dealer in Shawnee.

"WHAT IT IZ BAE", the text reads quite plainly.

She takes a deep breath.

Her vagina begins to salivate at the sight of his shirtless avatar. Jaterron took the photo of his baby oil-slathered, rippling abs himself.

She takes another deep breath, and fans her right cheek with her left hand.

"I guess I'ma go take a bath" she drones out to whomever in the house might bother to listen, suppressing a grin.

"OK baby", Robert says from what seems to be a mile away.

Having announced her retirement, she briskly walks back towards her bedroom. She greedily clutches her cell, clacking her inch long acrylic nails on the screen, eagerly typing her response.

A teenage girl runs behind her. "Mama! Hol' on mama! You seen my white shoes?"

"What white shoes?", Sherry responds distractedly.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#27148378)



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Date: January 19th, 2015 8:58 PM
Author: bespoke scourge upon the earth

tytytytyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#27148420)



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Date: January 19th, 2015 9:27 PM
Author: Elite quadroon

yw yw yw yw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#27148596)



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Date: January 19th, 2015 9:47 PM
Author: Elite quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#27148774)



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Date: January 19th, 2015 9:54 PM
Author: Elite quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#27148859)



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Date: January 20th, 2015 2:15 PM
Author: Saffron lettuce

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#27152180)



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Date: February 18th, 2015 9:45 PM
Author: Elite quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#27345706)



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Date: March 7th, 2015 9:24 PM
Author: Elite quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#27449664)



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Date: April 18th, 2015 4:16 PM
Author: Arousing slate therapy locale

tytyty

I have his autograph

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#27713656)



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Date: April 18th, 2015 4:23 PM
Author: Elite quadroon

Hope you got that laminated brother. It's going to be worth something someday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#27713687)



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Date: October 16th, 2017 9:43 PM
Author: Arousing slate therapy locale

I'm still so happy you did this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#34459160)



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Date: November 10th, 2018 10:04 PM
Author: Irate Floppy Corner Brethren

like all geniuses, of course facemo was a fucking psycho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#37206715)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 4:45 PM
Author: violet flirting point cuckoldry

Juwan Howard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24654037)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 4:56 PM
Author: Magenta tanning salon cuckold
Subject: david 'the admiral' robinson

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24654097)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 4:58 PM
Author: concupiscible mexican plaza

99689959948 thread, please do more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24654103)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 6:24 PM
Author: Elite quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24654577)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 5:25 PM
Author: Razzle alcoholic new version heaven

Len Bias

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24654225)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 5:31 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle love of her life messiness

(guy who always fights the hypo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24654262)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 8:20 PM
Author: thirsty parlour dragon

Sitting above the clouds on a daybed in heaven, strumming a harp with the angels while smoking crack, wishing he was still on earth where he could f@#$ white girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24655322)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 8:54 PM
Author: Elite quadroon

Basically.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24655600)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 5:30 PM
Author: blathering insecure market ape

wilt chamberlain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24654253)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 5:30 PM
Author: offensive obsidian spot really tough guy

John Starks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24654256)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 5:31 PM
Author: titillating internal respiration

Tractor Traylor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24654259)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 6:04 PM
Author: frisky tripping theatre yarmulke

This is the late blooming best thread of 2013.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24654473)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 6:15 PM
Author: Elite quadroon

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24654521)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 6:19 PM
Author: provocative slippery institution factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24654542)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 10:17 PM
Author: Federal navy pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24656198)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 1:23 PM
Author: Primrose home boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24660077)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 6:31 PM
Author: purple psychic degenerate

Charles Oakley

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24654607)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 6:34 PM
Author: Maize Spectacular Office

Yinka Dare

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24654631)



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Date: January 1st, 2016 12:05 PM
Author: Maize Spectacular Office

Still waiting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#29497598)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 7:55 PM
Author: Useless stubborn stag film goyim

Brad Daugherty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24655156)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 8:07 PM
Author: magical laughsome double fault locus

Steve Kerr

This thread is a tour de force.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24655216)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 8:16 PM
Author: mewling demanding church building

Uwe Blab

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24655298)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 8:46 PM
Author: pungent indecent nursing home people who are hurt

Guess what I do now besides post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24655532)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 8:55 PM
Author: Poppy Vigorous School Azn

bobby hurley

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24655606)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 9:13 PM
Author: vibrant yellow tattoo

Gheorghe Muresan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24655769)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 9:31 PM
Author: Vivacious fanboi

Rony Seikaly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24655873)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:52 PM
Author: out-of-control deep boltzmann idiot

he has a show on sirius trance channel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24660947)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 9:37 PM
Author: Soggy Telephone

Eric Montross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24655911)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: Olive Big Crackhouse

Kerry Kittles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24656217)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: black adventurous hell

That's a good pull bro. Forgot all about that villanova faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24656242)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: Olive Big Crackhouse

Keith Van Horn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24656220)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 10:22 PM
Author: black adventurous hell

Rodney Rogers and Terry Dehere. I heard they are roommates.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24656261)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle love of her life messiness

Rogers is a paraplegic now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24656323)



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Date: December 18th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: black adventurous hell

Jesus Fucking Christ. Why was that big brother riding a dirt bike offroad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24670677)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 10:25 PM
Author: Excitant internet-worthy sound barrier trailer park

pervis ellison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24656289)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Brindle Marvelous Theater

John Crotty AND Jon Sundvold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24656360)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 10:54 PM
Author: Brindle Marvelous Theater

MOAR! MOAR!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24656540)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 11:58 PM
Author: Mauve Ceo

Eddie griffin

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Date: December 17th, 2013 2:57 AM
Author: zombie-like station hissy fit

you guys are idiots for not asking about Anthony mason or Shawn kemp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24658018)



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Date: March 8th, 2014 9:18 PM
Author: Hairless sexy forum half-breed

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Date: February 28th, 2015 9:47 AM
Author: Hairless sexy forum half-breed



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:04 AM
Author: Swashbuckling wild regret

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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:04 AM
Author: Swashbuckling wild regret

Dominique Wilkins

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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:05 AM
Author: Swashbuckling wild regret

Bo Kimble

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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:22 AM
Author: curious claret potus set

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Date: January 1st, 2016 11:46 AM
Author: curious claret potus set



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:22 AM
Author: curious claret potus set

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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:22 AM
Author: curious claret potus set

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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:23 AM
Author: curious claret potus set

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Date: December 17th, 2013 1:15 PM
Author: vermilion gaming laptop site

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Date: December 17th, 2013 1:15 PM
Author: bronze patrolman

Isaiah Rider

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24660028)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 1:17 PM
Author: Elite quadroon



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Date: December 17th, 2013 1:22 PM
Author: bronze patrolman

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Date: December 17th, 2013 1:22 PM
Author: bronze patrolman

Tom Gugliotta

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Date: December 17th, 2013 4:04 PM
Author: Elite quadroon



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Date: December 17th, 2013 4:20 PM
Author: plum space bbw

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Date: March 5th, 2014 4:19 PM
Author: black adventurous hell

(Chris Jackson)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#25136333)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 5:55 PM
Author: Elite quadroon



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Date: December 17th, 2013 10:54 PM
Author: Elite quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24663893)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 10:55 PM
Author: bronze patrolman

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24663898)



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Date: December 18th, 2013 10:50 PM
Author: cracking rebellious gay wizard

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Date: January 1st, 2016 12:08 PM
Author: Arousing slate therapy locale

Not flame, Bobby Sura plays in a law firm rec league and they claim he is a paralegal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#29497620)



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Date: December 19th, 2013 5:00 PM
Author: Elite quadroon



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Date: December 24th, 2013 5:48 PM
Author: Elite quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24706263)



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Date: December 24th, 2013 6:04 PM
Author: Cordovan resort



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Date: December 27th, 2013 8:55 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle love of her life messiness

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24719943)



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Date: December 27th, 2013 9:43 AM
Author: boyish awkward laser beams

LJL, I was about to post Detlef. Then I scroll down and you beat me to it in the last motherfuckin post in the thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24720061)



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Date: January 7th, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: Citrine famous landscape painting

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24792967)



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Date: January 17th, 2014 10:43 PM
Author: Arousing slate therapy locale

Lotta work left bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24852505)



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Date: February 13th, 2014 5:39 PM
Author: Chest-beating Old Irish Cottage

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#25011597)



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Date: February 13th, 2014 5:48 PM
Author: Elite quadroon

made some updates bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#25011649)



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Date: February 13th, 2014 6:24 PM
Author: Elite quadroon



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Date: March 5th, 2014 4:11 PM
Author: hyperactive overrated codepig masturbator

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Date: March 5th, 2014 4:19 PM
Author: vengeful fluffy university

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#25136335)



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Date: March 5th, 2014 4:21 PM
Author: black adventurous hell

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#25136350)



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Date: March 8th, 2014 9:08 PM
Author: Arousing slate therapy locale

Work left to do in this thread….

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#25156105)



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Date: April 21st, 2014 3:39 PM
Author: Elite quadroon



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Date: July 23rd, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: Arousing slate therapy locale



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Date: July 23rd, 2014 12:08 PM
Author: Chest-beating Old Irish Cottage



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Date: September 30th, 2014 11:17 AM
Author: Beady-eyed garnet turdskin principal's office



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Date: November 2nd, 2014 10:21 PM
Author: Elite quadroon



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Date: November 2nd, 2014 10:38 PM
Author: Elite quadroon



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Date: December 1st, 2014 9:02 PM
Author: Arousing slate therapy locale

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#26838616)



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Date: April 18th, 2015 4:15 PM
Author: Arousing slate therapy locale



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Date: January 1st, 2016 11:55 AM
Author: curious claret potus set



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Date: January 19th, 2015 8:09 PM
Author: Elite quadroon



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Date: January 19th, 2015 8:27 PM
Author: pungent indecent nursing home people who are hurt

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#27148219)



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Date: January 19th, 2015 8:54 PM
Author: at-the-ready temple

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#27148393)



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Date: January 19th, 2015 9:22 PM
Author: Comical Swollen Giraffe Lay



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Date: February 28th, 2015 9:49 AM
Author: curious claret potus set

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#27405225)



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Date: March 7th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: heady rough-skinned doctorate

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Date: March 7th, 2015 10:00 PM
Author: shivering bisexual shrine

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Date: April 14th, 2015 6:46 PM
Author: fighting stage idea he suggested

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Date: April 14th, 2015 6:49 PM
Author: peach menage

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Date: May 11th, 2015 5:51 PM
Author: Arousing slate therapy locale



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Date: January 1st, 2016 6:23 PM
Author: deranged stead cumskin

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#29500433)



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Date: January 1st, 2016 6:23 PM
Author: supple nibblets public bath

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#29500438)



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Date: January 11th, 2016 9:50 AM
Author: curious claret potus set

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#29570277)



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Date: January 11th, 2016 10:00 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring submissive wagecucks

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#29570300)



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Date: March 10th, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: Beady-eyed garnet turdskin principal's office



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: sable brunch

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Date: May 22nd, 2016 8:02 PM
Author: heady rough-skinned doctorate

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Date: May 22nd, 2016 8:08 PM
Author: Comical Swollen Giraffe Lay

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#30534867)



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Date: December 31st, 2016 9:03 PM
Author: Elite quadroon



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Date: December 31st, 2016 9:24 PM
Author: Elite quadroon



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Date: September 22nd, 2017 2:30 PM
Author: shimmering queen of the night



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Date: November 7th, 2017 9:02 AM
Author: Elite quadroon



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Date: November 7th, 2017 9:03 AM
Author: Lake puppy parlor

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Date: January 3rd, 2018 9:47 AM
Author: Crystalline hairraiser police squad faggot firefighter

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#35069758)



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Date: January 3rd, 2018 8:41 PM
Author: Crystalline hairraiser police squad faggot firefighter



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Date: January 3rd, 2018 10:05 AM
Author: zombie-like station hissy fit

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Date: January 3rd, 2018 10:15 AM
Author: Ungodly Business Firm

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Date: January 3rd, 2018 8:47 PM
Author: French Orchestra Pit

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Date: January 3rd, 2018 8:48 PM
Author: Crystalline hairraiser police squad faggot firefighter

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#35075256)



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Date: March 9th, 2018 12:07 PM
Author: Histrionic incel rehab

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Date: August 19th, 2018 10:27 AM
Author: Arousing slate therapy locale

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#36642949)



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Date: February 15th, 2019 11:17 AM
Author: Elite quadroon



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Date: January 5th, 2020 9:28 PM
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Date: January 5th, 2020 9:34 PM
Author: Exciting location partner

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