Name retired NBA player, I'll concoct "Where are they now" story
| Elite quadroon | 12/16/13 | | Mildly autistic racy abode clown | 12/16/13 | | Elite quadroon | 12/16/13 | | cobalt effete pisswyrm chapel | 12/16/13 | | Elite quadroon | 12/16/13 | | doobsian ticket booth | 12/16/13 | | Fear-inspiring submissive wagecucks | 01/11/16 | | Nofapping lascivious gas station | 12/16/13 | | Elite quadroon | 12/16/13 | | Judgmental senate mediation | 12/16/13 | | Elite quadroon | 12/16/13 | | heady rough-skinned doctorate | 05/22/16 | | Brass roommate address | 12/16/13 | | Razzmatazz Lilac Dilemma Friendly Grandma | 12/16/13 | | Elite quadroon | 12/16/13 | | hyperactive overrated codepig masturbator | 12/16/13 | | Elite quadroon | 12/16/13 | | Irradiated dark national security agency kitchen | 12/16/13 | | black adventurous hell | 12/16/13 | | Alcoholic Canary Native Candlestick Maker | 12/16/13 | | light talented black woman | 12/16/13 | | Elite quadroon | 12/16/13 | | balding rusted immigrant | 12/16/13 | | Comical Swollen Giraffe Lay | 12/16/13 | | razzle-dazzle love of her life messiness | 12/16/13 | | black adventurous hell | 12/16/13 | | frisky tripping theatre yarmulke | 12/16/13 | | Mauve Ceo | 12/16/13 | | dull elastic band | 12/16/13 | | Swashbuckling wild regret | 12/17/13 | | Primrose home boistinker | 12/17/13 | | Passionate mahogany sweet tailpipe fortuitous meteor | 01/07/14 | | dull elastic band | 01/17/14 | | Cerebral jet-lagged chad | 03/10/16 | | Arousing slate therapy locale | 09/30/16 | | Glassy Bateful Box Office | 11/07/17 | | Yapping library | 02/15/19 | | light talented black woman | 12/16/13 | | Elite quadroon | 12/16/13 | | balding rusted immigrant | 12/16/13 | | light talented black woman | 12/16/13 | | 180 gunner | 01/01/16 | | black adventurous hell | 12/16/13 | | Elite quadroon | 12/16/13 | | razzle-dazzle love of her life messiness | 12/16/13 | | duck-like lodge son of senegal | 12/16/13 | | black adventurous hell | 12/16/13 | | Exhilarant aggressive jap | 12/16/13 | | bright wonderful den volcanic crater | 12/16/13 | | Mauve Ceo | 12/16/13 | | dashing hideous mad-dog skullcap | 12/27/13 | | razzle-dazzle love of her life messiness | 12/16/13 | | Elite quadroon | 12/16/13 | | razzle-dazzle love of her life messiness | 12/16/13 | | Elite quadroon | 12/16/13 | | out-of-control deep boltzmann idiot | 12/16/13 | | black adventurous hell | 12/16/13 | | Elite quadroon | 12/16/13 | | black adventurous hell | 12/16/13 | | Greedy Ratface | 12/16/13 | | Elite quadroon | 12/16/13 | | blathering insecure market ape | 12/16/13 | | doobsian ticket booth | 12/16/13 | | black adventurous hell | 12/16/13 | | salmon piazza | 04/17/14 | | Greedy Ratface | 12/17/13 | | Cordovan resort | 12/16/13 | | Elite quadroon | 12/16/13 | | duck-like lodge son of senegal | 12/16/13 | | Elite quadroon | 12/16/13 | | Appetizing base personal credit line | 12/16/13 | | Elite quadroon | 12/16/13 | | razzle-dazzle love of her life messiness | 12/16/13 | | purple psychic degenerate | 12/16/13 | | black adventurous hell | 12/16/13 | | Mauve Ceo | 12/16/13 | | bright wonderful den volcanic crater | 12/17/13 | | Mauve Ceo | 12/16/13 | | Comical Swollen Giraffe Lay | 12/16/13 | | Elite quadroon | 12/16/13 | | fighting stage idea he suggested | 04/14/15 | | Elite quadroon | 04/18/15 | | Pontificating Stage Liquid Oxygen | 12/16/13 | | Elite quadroon | 12/16/13 | | duck-like lodge son of senegal | 12/16/13 | | bright wonderful den volcanic crater | 12/16/13 | | dull elastic band | 12/16/13 | | stirring cowardly indian lodge | 12/16/13 | | black adventurous hell | 12/16/13 | | Mauve Ceo | 12/16/13 | | concupiscible mexican plaza | 12/16/13 | | House-broken Toilet Seat | 12/16/13 | | offensive obsidian spot really tough guy | 12/16/13 | | black adventurous hell | 12/16/13 | | Mauve Ceo | 12/16/13 | | provocative slippery institution factory reset button | 12/17/13 | | galvanic property toaster | 12/17/13 | | Primrose home boistinker | 12/17/13 | | deranged stead cumskin | 12/24/13 | | deranged stead cumskin | 09/05/14 | | House-broken Toilet Seat | 01/19/15 | | deranged stead cumskin | 01/19/15 | | Dead Theater Stage | 01/11/16 | | Fear-inspiring submissive wagecucks | 01/11/16 | | Bearded Skinny Woman Organic Girlfriend | 03/10/16 | | Arousing slate therapy locale | 03/18/16 | | Comical Swollen Giraffe Lay | 12/16/13 | | duck-like lodge son of senegal | 12/16/13 | | Elite quadroon | 12/17/13 | | dull elastic band | 12/17/13 | | bright wonderful den volcanic crater | 12/17/13 | | Comical Swollen Giraffe Lay | 12/17/13 | | Elite quadroon | 12/17/13 | | bright wonderful den volcanic crater | 12/17/13 | | Elite quadroon | 12/17/13 | | Beady-eyed garnet turdskin principal's office | 12/17/13 | | Elite quadroon | 12/17/13 | | Metal Stimulating Bawdyhouse Sandwich | 01/08/14 | | Elite quadroon | 01/19/15 | | razzle-dazzle love of her life messiness | 12/16/13 | | Elite quadroon | 12/17/13 | | razzle-dazzle love of her life messiness | 02/13/14 | | Elite quadroon | 02/13/14 | | Irradiated dark national security agency kitchen | 12/16/13 | | Elite quadroon | 02/13/14 | | bespoke scourge upon the earth | 02/13/14 | | Elite quadroon | 02/13/14 | | Elite quadroon | 02/14/14 | | Elite quadroon | 02/14/14 | | Elite quadroon | 03/05/14 | | Arousing slate therapy locale | 03/08/14 | | Elite quadroon | 03/08/14 | | Elite quadroon | 02/13/14 | | razzle-dazzle love of her life messiness | 12/16/13 | | Elite quadroon | 02/13/14 | | doobsian ticket booth | 02/13/14 | | Arousing slate therapy locale | 04/18/15 | | Arousing slate therapy locale | 12/16/13 | | Elite quadroon | 01/19/15 | | bespoke scourge upon the earth | 01/19/15 | | Elite quadroon | 01/19/15 | | Elite quadroon | 01/19/15 | | Elite quadroon | 01/19/15 | | Saffron lettuce | 01/20/15 | | Elite quadroon | 02/18/15 | | Elite quadroon | 03/07/15 | | Arousing slate therapy locale | 04/18/15 | | Elite quadroon | 04/18/15 | | Arousing slate therapy locale | 10/16/17 | | Irate Floppy Corner Brethren | 11/10/18 | | violet flirting point cuckoldry | 12/16/13 | | Magenta tanning salon cuckold | 12/16/13 | | concupiscible mexican plaza | 12/16/13 | | Elite quadroon | 12/16/13 | | Razzle alcoholic new version heaven | 12/16/13 | | razzle-dazzle love of her life messiness | 12/16/13 | | thirsty parlour dragon | 12/16/13 | | Elite quadroon | 12/16/13 | | blathering insecure market ape | 12/16/13 | | offensive obsidian spot really tough guy | 12/16/13 | | titillating internal respiration | 12/16/13 | | frisky tripping theatre yarmulke | 12/16/13 | | Elite quadroon | 12/16/13 | | provocative slippery institution factory reset button | 12/16/13 | | Federal navy pit | 12/16/13 | | Primrose home boistinker | 12/17/13 | | purple psychic degenerate | 12/16/13 | | Maize Spectacular Office | 12/16/13 | | Maize Spectacular Office | 01/01/16 | | Useless stubborn stag film goyim | 12/16/13 | | magical laughsome double fault locus | 12/16/13 | | mewling demanding church building | 12/16/13 | | pungent indecent nursing home people who are hurt | 12/16/13 | | Poppy Vigorous School Azn | 12/16/13 | | vibrant yellow tattoo | 12/16/13 | | Vivacious fanboi | 12/16/13 | | out-of-control deep boltzmann idiot | 12/17/13 | | Soggy Telephone | 12/16/13 | | Olive Big Crackhouse | 12/16/13 | | black adventurous hell | 12/16/13 | | Olive Big Crackhouse | 12/16/13 | | black adventurous hell | 12/16/13 | | razzle-dazzle love of her life messiness | 12/16/13 | | black adventurous hell | 12/18/13 | | Excitant internet-worthy sound barrier trailer park | 12/16/13 | | Brindle Marvelous Theater | 12/16/13 | | Brindle Marvelous Theater | 12/16/13 | | Mauve Ceo | 12/16/13 | | zombie-like station hissy fit | 12/17/13 | | Hairless sexy forum half-breed | 03/08/14 | | Hairless sexy forum half-breed | 02/28/15 | | Swashbuckling wild regret | 12/17/13 | | Swashbuckling wild regret | 12/17/13 | | Swashbuckling wild regret | 12/17/13 | | curious claret potus set | 12/17/13 | | curious claret potus set | 01/01/16 | | curious claret potus set | 12/17/13 | | curious claret potus set | 12/17/13 | | curious claret potus set | 12/17/13 | | vermilion gaming laptop site | 12/17/13 | | bronze patrolman | 12/17/13 | | Elite quadroon | 12/17/13 | | bronze patrolman | 12/17/13 | | bronze patrolman | 12/17/13 | | Elite quadroon | 12/17/13 | | plum space bbw | 12/17/13 | | black adventurous hell | 03/05/14 | | Elite quadroon | 12/17/13 | | Elite quadroon | 12/17/13 | | bronze patrolman | 12/17/13 | | cracking rebellious gay wizard | 12/18/13 | | Arousing slate therapy locale | 01/01/16 | | Elite quadroon | 12/19/13 | | Elite quadroon | 12/24/13 | | Cordovan resort | 12/24/13 | | razzle-dazzle love of her life messiness | 12/27/13 | | boyish awkward laser beams | 12/27/13 | | Citrine famous landscape painting | 01/07/14 | | Arousing slate therapy locale | 01/17/14 | | Chest-beating Old Irish Cottage | 02/13/14 | | Elite quadroon | 02/13/14 | | Elite quadroon | 02/13/14 | | hyperactive overrated codepig masturbator | 03/05/14 | | vengeful fluffy university | 03/05/14 | | black adventurous hell | 03/05/14 | | Arousing slate therapy locale | 03/08/14 | | Elite quadroon | 04/21/14 | | Arousing slate therapy locale | 07/23/14 | | Chest-beating Old Irish Cottage | 07/23/14 | | Beady-eyed garnet turdskin principal's office | 09/30/14 | | Elite quadroon | 11/02/14 | | Elite quadroon | 11/02/14 | | Arousing slate therapy locale | 12/01/14 | | Arousing slate therapy locale | 04/18/15 | | curious claret potus set | 01/01/16 | | Elite quadroon | 01/19/15 | | pungent indecent nursing home people who are hurt | 01/19/15 | | at-the-ready temple | 01/19/15 | | Comical Swollen Giraffe Lay | 01/19/15 | | curious claret potus set | 02/28/15 | | heady rough-skinned doctorate | 03/07/15 | | shivering bisexual shrine | 03/07/15 | | fighting stage idea he suggested | 04/14/15 | | peach menage | 04/14/15 | | Arousing slate therapy locale | 05/11/15 | | deranged stead cumskin | 01/01/16 | | supple nibblets public bath | 01/01/16 | | curious claret potus set | 01/11/16 | | Fear-inspiring submissive wagecucks | 01/11/16 | | Beady-eyed garnet turdskin principal's office | 03/10/16 | | sable brunch | 05/22/16 | | heady rough-skinned doctorate | 05/22/16 | | Comical Swollen Giraffe Lay | 05/22/16 | | Elite quadroon | 12/31/16 | | Elite quadroon | 12/31/16 | | shimmering queen of the night | 09/22/17 | | Elite quadroon | 11/07/17 | | Lake puppy parlor | 11/07/17 | | Crystalline hairraiser police squad faggot firefighter | 01/03/18 | | Crystalline hairraiser police squad faggot firefighter | 01/03/18 | | zombie-like station hissy fit | 01/03/18 | | Ungodly Business Firm | 01/03/18 | | French Orchestra Pit | 01/03/18 | | Crystalline hairraiser police squad faggot firefighter | 01/03/18 | | Histrionic incel rehab | 03/09/18 | | Arousing slate therapy locale | 08/19/18 | | Elite quadroon | 02/15/19 | | Cheese-eating deer antler | 01/05/20 | | Exciting location partner | 01/05/20 |
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Date: December 16th, 2013 6:11 PM Author: Alcoholic Canary Native Candlestick Maker
Conviction[edit]
In April 2011, he was accused of pistol-whipping a man during an altercation at a barbecue cookout in Arnold, Maryland. He was arrested and charged with first- and second-degree assault, reckless endangerment, possessing a handgun, using a handgun in a violent crime, possessing a handgun in a vehicle and disorderly conduct, among other charges.[4]
On November 1, 2011, Oliver Miller pled guilty in Anne Arundel County to first degree assault and possessing a handgun.[5] He was sentenced on February 3, 2012 to a year in the Anne Arundel County jail (a five-year sentence with four years suspended). After his release, Miller will be on probation for five years.[6]
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Date: December 16th, 2013 5:23 PM Author: Elite quadroon
Latrell is sitting at his sister's house getting his hair braided. He's exchanging comments with two of his "cousins", whose blood relation to him is tenuous at best, about what seems to be eternally rotating set of the same 3 or 4 topics of discussion on NBA TV. His sister is about half-way through the second-to-last cornrow when Latrell abruptly and unapologetically gets up to take a phone call. He reaches for his pack of Newports from the table as he steps outside, blindly unwrapping the pack and drawing out the first cigarette, all with the seamless skill of a 20 year smoker.
On the other end of the phone is one of his closest associates and business partners, whose name is also coincidentally Latrell but he goes by Tre. The cigarette hangs out of his mouth unlit as he inquires about the status of five pounds of weed that is supposed to be coming across the U.S./Canadian border later this afternoon. Spree, recently bankrupt and long out of the "rims" business, is now one of the biggest marijuana distributors in Wisconsin. One of his cousins steps outside to monitor the conversation, so that he can be ready in case anything is needed of him. The cousin thinks to himself "this nigga kinda looks like Samuel L. right now with that Newport. All he need is a jehri curl", but he knows Latrell is in much too serious of a mood to hear such a jesty comment.
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Date: December 16th, 2013 4:31 PM Author: Cordovan resort
Horace Grant
Thread is incredible
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Date: December 16th, 2013 7:08 PM Author: Elite quadroon
Horace is splayed out in the "TV room" of his McMansion in Alpharetta, Georgia. He's watching "Major Payne" on Encore for the third time this year. He really likes Damon Wayans and recalls meeting him once in New York at the club after a rare road loss. The encounter happened roughly a month or two before the movie's release. Damon basically said hello, fielded a couple questions about the premise of the film, and did a quick impersonation of the drill sergeant character he'd be playing there on the spot for Horace, John Salley, and Ron Harper.
Horace was a little disappointed that Damon seemed to be going through the motions a bit during their conversation, and he concluded he must not have been all that interested in talking to a few random Chicago Bulls not named Michael or Scottie for more than a minute or two. In fact, Daman seemed to actively ignore his crew for the rest of the night.
Despite being somewhat rubbed the wrong way, Horace apologizes for Damon in his mind. He is self-aware enough to realize that, as a shy country boy, he has little to offer in the way of fancy nightclub conversations with Hollywood stars. Ultimately, he decides that Damon is, in fact, a nice guy, which is why he watches his movies whenever they're on "the satellite."
During the scenes that feature the chick who played Hillary on "Fresh Prince", he finds himself getting aroused. But as soon as this happens he begins hearing his jealous, controlling wife nagging him about it in the back of his mind, and the guilt kicks in.
Treesha is actually at a church family leadership meeting right now, and the girls are with their aunt. Monday evenings are really the only time of the week when he gets to be alone. It's been about two months since she gave him a blow job, and he's kind of feeling rebellious. He's thinking about sneaking up to the master bedroom and using some of his wife's floral-scented hand lotion to pleasure himself. But ultimately he's way too comfortable in his plush black leather couch to bother with stairs, although he knows at some point he needs to take the trash out before Treesha gets home and gives him a piece of her mind.
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Date: December 16th, 2013 8:21 PM Author: Elite quadroon
Muggsy, a Baltimore native, is at home right now gearing up for the Ravens/Lions MNF game.
It's about 30 minutes until kickoff. He invited several of his friends to come over to the crib to watch, but no one has arrived yet. Well, except for his white neighbor Adam. Adam is a software engineer, who has always aggressively chatted-up Muggsy in the driveway. Of course, it was such an ambush earlier this afternoon as he was unloading grocery bags of chips and beer, that led to Adam's pity-invite this evening.
When Adam walked through the door (an hour early, mind you) with a 6-pack of Dogfish IPA in hand, he said "This stuff has lots of hops. Just like you!" It was a line which you could tell he had been practicing in his mind for god knows how long. He also was carrying a tote bag of what looked to be some teal looking shit that he's probably going to want autographed later. Adam is fawning over Muggsy at practically every opportunity, commenting on every photo and piece of memorabilia in the house. Muggsy is starting to hope none of his friends will come, to save himself the embarrassment of being associated with this weird, cous-cous eating motherfucker.
Muggsy has started to wonder if Adam camps out in his car most days, waiting for him to make an appearance so he can contrive a "chance" encounter. In fact, he already sort of confronted him about it. After the fourth or fifth such bombardment, Muggsy said "Man, you must like chillin' in your car!", to which Adam confessed that he's a public radio junkie, and that he often has "driveway moments" while listening to NPR. (Muggsy was never quite sure what the fuck this white nigga meant by a "public radio.")
Muggsy was initially hoping that, by letting Adam into his home, that he will get the fanboy shit out of his system and finally chill the fuck out. But as each moment passes he's less and less sure this was a good idea.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24655329)
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Date: December 17th, 2013 12:25 PM Author: Elite quadroon
Dennis' flight from Bejing to Pjongyang will be landing soon, and that means it's time to perform some final diagnostic tests. He plugs a micro-usb cord into an easily concealable port implanted in his left buttock. The port is attached to a flat subcutaneous 500 GB hard drive that is somewhere between a quarter and a half dollar in size. His "ass computer", as he calls it, also contains a tiny wireless RF receiver which stores the black-and-white video data transmitted from his 11 month old bionic eye. Live images travel from the ass computer to the Android tablet he connected, confirming now that everything is up and running.
He thinks it's weird to see footage of himself looking at footage--almost like looking into a mirror with another mirror behind it, or some shit.
A C.I.A. black ops agent known as "Colin" recruited Dennis when he was vacationing in Ireland in 2010. They were looking for a washed up celebrity who, first and foremost, was known for constantly wearing sunglasses. They were also looking for someone who had a long track record of unorthodox, risky behavior. Someone with little credibility and cultural cache, in case they needed plausible deniability. Dennis was more than a perfect fit, because on top of this, he was a hall of fame professional athlete, which meant he could be receptive to coaching, conditioning, and discipline.
Knowing he would appreciate a no bullshit approach, Colin immediately told Rodman what they wanted. $5 million cash to have a Stanford ophthalmology professor surgically remove his eye and replace it with an experimental camera for intelligence gathering purposes. He explained that while the camera does look and behave very much like an eye, it was still somewhat imperfect and that trained intelligence operatives might be able to spot it if it were exposed, hence the need for him to continue to constantly wear sunglasses. Dennis got them up to $8 million, and took the deal.
Despite having one successful trip under his belt, Dennis is still a little nervous, despite the bovine amounts of Xanax and Vicodin he's taken. His head emerges from under the blanket as the Air Koryo (national airline of North Korea) flight attendant comes over to inform him, in broken English, that they will "have ground touch" in "servile minutes." He thanks the young lady as he unapologetically and carelessly digs into his drawers to remove the cord from his ass. He then tries to put on his seatbelt for landing, but it is, apparently, broken.
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Date: February 13th, 2014 5:19 PM Author: Elite quadroon
James is putting away the last of the power tools into his foreman's 2012 Ford F-150. He has to be sure to drop things into the bed with care, because "Big Boss" will threaten to start docking pay if you leave any scratches on his rig.
It's warmed up to a balmy 56° in Tuscaloosa, a stark contrast from this morning's freezing temperatures. Robinson was tempted to not show up to work when he heard through the grapevine that another "polar vortex" was going to hit the area. During the first cold snap a few weeks ago, he nearly froze to death. He doesn't own much in the way of cold weather clothing beyond a worn-out flannel coat given to him by a white-haired, African-American welder affectionately known as "Unc" to all on the jobsite. After watching him endure two especially bitterly cold mornings, Unc had finally found an extra pair of insulated gloves for James, but "Hollywood" had somehow managed to lose them since he last needed them in January.
James' hands survived this week's freeze only because he resorted to individually duct taping his battered fingers. Of course, he was universally mocked by his co-workers for this unabashedly "ghetto" solution. Although most of the abuse was shouted in Spanish and thus undecipherable to him, he was able to catch some of it. "Hey, Robinson, is that to help for your jumpshot, ese?", a Mexican guy jabbed, comically flicking his wrist in the air. James smiled wryly, thanking him for the courtesy of translating the original comment.
Unc immediately chastised James when he saw his silvery mitts. "Fuck. What happen't to ya gloves, mayne?", he asked, already knowing the answer. Of course James, a serious drug addict who hasn't managed to keep track of non-essential personal possessions for over a decade, would lose the gloves.
"Next time, if I give ya some gloves, I want 'em back before the end of the day. I ain't cha daddy." Unc would later feel bad about saying this, knowing he's the closest thing to a father James has anymore.
As James drops off the last power drill into the truck, he realizes he doesn't need the duct tape anymore, and he begins unraveling layers, tossing them to the ground.
"Big Boss" spots him and reflexively orders him to stop wasting tape, but both of them know he doesn't really care. "Well, at least clean that mess up when you're done", he says, half-way distracted by his weatherproof, rubber encased work phone.
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Date: January 19th, 2015 8:52 PM Author: Elite quadroon
There's a nightly live-or-die mentality hovering over the Oklahoma City Thunder, an exhausting inflation of importance on every game they play. They are sitting with a .500 record midway through the season, and assistant-coach Robert Pack knows his career is on the line.
Hunkered in his La-Z-Boy recliner and anxiously mulling his future, the 45 year old notices a sharp, throbbing discomfort in his chest. As he reflexively rubs his sternum, he thinks "I really got to go see the doctor durin' the All-Star break."
But that is exactly what he told himself before the last All-Star break, too. Of course, he never went.
"Here you go, Robert", his wife Sherry whispers cautiously as she sets down a bowl of re-heated gumbo on a folded paper towel on the cherry oak console table next to him. She has become so accustomed to his nocturnal grimaces over the last several years that she doesn't bother inquiring.
She swiftly disappears into the nearby kitchen and immediately begins putting away the dishes. A few minutes later, as she starts shutting the dishwasher door, she hears Robert say something. "I said, this gumbo good, baby...", he says in a poorly timed mumble.
"Always better the next day...", she auto-responds, for what feels like the hundredth time.
She sets the machine to "Heavy Wash Pots & Pans" like she always does— regardless of how dirty the dishes are, or how many there are.
And right on time, she sees a new message arrive on her phone from Jaterron, a 25 year old used Lexus dealer in Shawnee.
"WHAT IT IZ BAE", the text reads quite plainly.
She takes a deep breath.
Her vagina begins to salivate at the sight of his shirtless avatar. Jaterron took the photo of his baby oil-slathered, rippling abs himself.
She takes another deep breath, and fans her right cheek with her left hand.
"I guess I'ma go take a bath" she drones out to whomever in the house might bother to listen, suppressing a grin.
"OK baby", Robert says from what seems to be a mile away.
Having announced her retirement, she briskly walks back towards her bedroom. She greedily clutches her cell, clacking her inch long acrylic nails on the screen, eagerly typing her response.
A teenage girl runs behind her. "Mama! Hol' on mama! You seen my white shoes?"
"What white shoes?", Sherry responds distractedly.
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Date: December 16th, 2013 8:07 PM Author: magical laughsome double fault locus
Steve Kerr
This thread is a tour de force.
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Date: January 3rd, 2018 9:47 AM Author: Crystalline hairraiser police squad faggot firefighter
*whispers as you pass in the night in the street above the Challenger Club: "real facemo tp still lives; long love him and his line"*
{a short quick bow of the head} 'restitutor orbis, brother; restitutor orbis'
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