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Mark Eaton
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  12/16/13
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  12/16/13
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  12/16/13
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Manute Bol
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collecting worms
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I bet this is astonishingly accurate.
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180
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no offense but this was overrated.
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pea-brained principal's office shitlib
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lol
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180. Glad I posted in this thread.
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That faggot owns an ostrich farm.
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rofl 180
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are you... are you jesus?
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180
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flame. no where are they now of horace grant is complete wit...
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Jason Kidd
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CRIMINALLY underrated.
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  12/16/13
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Dennis Rodman
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eagerly awaiting this one
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180. Epic thread OP
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  12/17/13
i'm only getting warmed up breh
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do some more bro
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All things considered, TITCR.
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Adonal Foyle
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  12/16/13
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  12/16/13
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  02/13/14
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  12/16/13
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  02/13/14
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  04/18/15
Robert Pack
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  12/16/13
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tytyty I have his autograph
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  04/18/15
I'm still so happy you did this.
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  10/16/17
like all geniuses, of course facemo was a fucking psycho
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  12/16/13
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99689959948 thread, please do more
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Len Bias
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  12/16/13
(guy who always fights the hypo)
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  12/16/13
Basically.
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Shaky Haunting Shrine
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John Starks
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Still waiting.
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  12/16/13
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Date: December 16th, 2013 3:56 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle filthy circlehead station

And by "now", I mean what they are doing at this precise moment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24653671)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 3:56 PM
Author: Lascivious sweet tailpipe church building

Mark Eaton

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24653673)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 4:03 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle filthy circlehead station

Mark is currently checking into the Hotel Beaux Arts in Miami. He's haggling with the receptionist for a room with one of the special 84-inch-long California King beds. She says there are no rooms available with that bed at this time. He's covering the Heat/Jazz game tonight for KJZZ-TV and doesn't have time for this shit. After he drops his bag in his room, he thinks he will text "hey what are u up tonight ;)" to a 52 year old clerical worker named Tiffany who he sometimes bangs when he's in town, dating back to his playing days. She hasn't responded the last two times he's contacted her, and he fears she's moved on with her life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24653733)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 3:56 PM
Author: Obsidian curious stage

Mark Madsen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24653675)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 4:15 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle filthy circlehead station

Mark has been assigned by Mitch Kupchak to develop Lakers rookie PF Ryan Kelly. He's frustrated that the current budget doesn't allow him to travel for road games, and he worries that Ryan isn't taking his job that seriously. Sure, he's only missed 5 weight lifting sessions out of dozens, which is pretty good relative to most of the black players on the team. But Mark knows that if you're going to survive as a white 12th man in the NBA, there is no room for slack. He's thinking about all of this as he takes a shit and plays "Angry Birds: Star Wars" on his iphone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24653819)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 8:12 PM
Author: Bipolar Box Office Degenerate

what the fuck. I took a shit today and played angry birds star wars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24655260)



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Date: January 11th, 2016 10:01 AM
Author: Spectacular legend

He did a shitty job, because Kelly is in the D League currently.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#29570304)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 3:57 PM
Author: Godawful Kitchen Generalized Bond

Arman Gilliam

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24653678)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 4:18 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle filthy circlehead station

Armen is currently lying six feet under in a cemetery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24653838)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 3:57 PM
Author: tantric alpha parlour

Danny Schayes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24653682)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 4:24 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle filthy circlehead station

Danny is currently taking a nap in his office at "No Limits Investing" in Phoenix, Arizona. He jacked off about 30 minutes ago after his friend's 15 year old daughter "liked" a photo of him posing with his most recent trophy, a 14 point buck, on Facebook.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24653879)



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: talking mentally impaired heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#30534800)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 3:58 PM
Author: Swollen area

Manute Bol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24653688)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 4:18 PM
Author: 180 sepia internal respiration point

collecting worms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24653837)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 4:25 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle filthy circlehead station

Manute is currently in an urn lovingly displayed in a living room in South Sudan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24653887)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 3:59 PM
Author: cheese-eating trip theater stage

Oliver Miller

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24653704)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 4:29 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle filthy circlehead station

Oliver has been evading his parole officer for 2 months now. He is presently in a 2002 Chevy Silverado in a Popeye's Chicken parking lot on the south side of Arnold, Maryland trying to get his lighter to work, so that he can smoke crack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24653924)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 4:38 PM
Author: galvanic infuriating nibblets

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24653998)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 4:54 PM
Author: flesh motley stock car

I bet this is astonishingly accurate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24654087)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 6:11 PM
Author: pungent histrionic range puppy

Conviction[edit]

In April 2011, he was accused of pistol-whipping a man during an altercation at a barbecue cookout in Arnold, Maryland. He was arrested and charged with first- and second-degree assault, reckless endangerment, possessing a handgun, using a handgun in a violent crime, possessing a handgun in a vehicle and disorderly conduct, among other charges.[4]

On November 1, 2011, Oliver Miller pled guilty in Anne Arundel County to first degree assault and possessing a handgun.[5] He was sentenced on February 3, 2012 to a year in the Anne Arundel County jail (a five-year sentence with four years suspended). After his release, Miller will be on probation for five years.[6]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24654504)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 4:17 PM
Author: pea-brained principal's office shitlib

Dikembe Mutombo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24653832)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 4:35 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle filthy circlehead station

Dikembe is driving to his local dry cleaners to pick up a suit he will wear to a Africa-related fundraiser at a private residence on Wednesday. He is laughing heartily at an off-hand remark Scott Van Pelt just made about Shaq on ESPN radio. Then again, he laughs at nearly every joke when he listens to sports talk radio. This is partially because he still thinks it's truly amazing that such technology exists today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24653980)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 4:39 PM
Author: Gaped market

awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24654001)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 4:40 PM
Author: Concupiscible fear-inspiring persian corner

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24654008)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 4:41 PM
Author: zippy dilemma

excellent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24654014)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 4:55 PM
Author: flesh motley stock car

Perfection.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24654093)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 6:03 PM
Author: Opaque supple son of senegal

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24654468)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 8:20 PM
Author: submissive coffee pot elastic band

no offense but this was overrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24655328)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 9:13 PM
Author: Heady citrine tanning salon

It's pitch perfect aspie brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24655767)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:03 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Bespoke Office

no this pretty much captures the essence of mutombo, you're done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24658045)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 1:18 PM
Author: pale double fault hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24660043)



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Date: January 7th, 2014 3:18 PM
Author: Thriller brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24792939)



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Date: January 17th, 2014 9:48 AM
Author: Heady citrine tanning salon

I was listening to ESPN radio this morning and thought about this brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24849072)



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Date: March 10th, 2016 9:48 AM
Author: adventurous pit dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#30024876)



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Date: September 30th, 2016 11:28 AM
Author: glittery ruby hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#31528295)



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Date: November 7th, 2017 9:06 AM
Author: alcoholic address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#34624192)



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Date: February 15th, 2019 11:23 AM
Author: arrogant codepig idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#37786733)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 4:18 PM
Author: pea-brained principal's office shitlib

Matt Bullard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24653836)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 4:48 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle filthy circlehead station

Matt is planning out this week's line-ups for his Yahoo! NBA Fantasy squad. He's wondering if he should play James Harden (listed DTD) on Wednesday. His wife walks into his modest home office (he still uses a "tube" Packard Bell monitor that he purchased during his playing days, although he upgraded his CPU in 2008). She alerts him that an Amazon package arrived with his name on it, but she didn't open it because "she didn't know what it was :)" (implying it might be a Christmas gift he ordered for her). Since he hasn't yet done any holiday shopping, he thinks it's probably either a used Soundgarden CD or a large tube of Icy Hot, both of which he ordered for himself several days ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24654047)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 4:52 PM
Author: Gaped market

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24654078)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 9:25 PM
Author: pea-brained principal's office shitlib

180.

Glad I posted in this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24655849)



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Date: January 1st, 2016 11:56 AM
Author: Vigorous drab parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#29497560)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 4:19 PM
Author: flesh motley stock car

Latrell Sprewell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24653844)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 5:23 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle filthy circlehead station

Latrell is sitting at his sister's house getting his hair braided. He's exchanging comments with two of his "cousins", whose blood relation to him is tenuous at best, about what seems to be eternally rotating set of the same 3 or 4 topics of discussion on NBA TV. His sister is about half-way through the second-to-last cornrow when Latrell abruptly and unapologetically gets up to take a phone call. He reaches for his pack of Newports from the table as he steps outside, blindly unwrapping the pack and drawing out the first cigarette, all with the seamless skill of a 20 year smoker.

On the other end of the phone is one of his closest associates and business partners, whose name is also coincidentally Latrell but he goes by Tre. The cigarette hangs out of his mouth unlit as he inquires about the status of five pounds of weed that is supposed to be coming across the U.S./Canadian border later this afternoon. Spree, recently bankrupt and long out of the "rims" business, is now one of the biggest marijuana distributors in Wisconsin. One of his cousins steps outside to monitor the conversation, so that he can be ready in case anything is needed of him. The cousin thinks to himself "this nigga kinda looks like Samuel L. right now with that Newport. All he need is a jehri curl", but he knows Latrell is in much too serious of a mood to hear such a jesty comment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24654215)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 5:26 PM
Author: zippy dilemma

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24654233)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 5:45 PM
Author: Bateful Genital Piercing Lay

I am jealous of your talent. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24654359)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 6:18 PM
Author: flesh motley stock car

ONE ZILLION!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24654535)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 7:42 PM
Author: topaz dog poop

Haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24655088)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 9:42 PM
Author: flushed dopamine

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24655941)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 10:28 PM
Author: submissive coffee pot elastic band

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24656310)



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Date: December 27th, 2013 9:16 AM
Author: Dark titillating pocket flask

jesus. . .180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24719992)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 4:20 PM
Author: zippy dilemma

Dyron Nix

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24653845)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 5:38 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle filthy circlehead station

Dyron's body has just arrived at the funeral home. The morticians are about to begin measures to preserve him for the upcoming funeral.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24654301)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 4:22 PM
Author: zippy dilemma

Javaris Crittenton

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24653860)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 5:46 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle filthy circlehead station

Javaris is laying in his bed researching Jamaica on Wikipedia, as he halfheartedly thinks he may flee the country to avoid his upcoming murder trial in Atlanta. However, a large part of him isn't afraid of going to prison, just as his father did. He thinks he would enjoy the fame of possibly being the "baddest nigga" in the penitentiary, and sometimes fantasizes about being the MVP of the prison basketball league, a distinction which he never even came close to attaining professionally.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24654364)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 4:30 PM
Author: Twisted walnut pervert national security agency

Matt Geiger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24653934)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 4:56 PM
Author: flesh motley stock car

That faggot owns an ostrich farm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24654098)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 5:48 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle filthy circlehead station

As Rudolph already mentioned, that faggot is busy owning an ostrich farm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24654383)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 6:18 PM
Author: flesh motley stock car

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24654539)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 4:31 PM
Author: Irradiated garrison

Bill Laimbeer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24653941)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 6:01 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle filthy circlehead station

Bill is hitting up the Chili's near his house in the suburbs of Boston for Happy Hour. He likes to go to "common" establishments because people not only tend to recognize him, but generally have no fear striking up conversation with him at the bar. Subconsciously, he's hoping some 5'10 faggot nearby will make an insulting comment about the fact that he's an WNBA coach, so that he can calmly get in their face and watch them cower before him. It would be the closest he's come to sex in five years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24654458)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 6:37 PM
Author: Shaky Haunting Shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24654637)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 8:15 PM
Author: Bipolar Box Office Degenerate

last line killed me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24655281)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 9:18 PM
Author: flesh motley stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24655790)



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Date: April 17th, 2014 1:05 AM
Author: mauve diverse keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#25396863)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 5:55 PM
Author: Irradiated garrison

TYVMFT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24661675)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 4:31 PM
Author: cerise talented voyeur ticket booth

Horace Grant

Thread is incredible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24653946)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 7:08 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle filthy circlehead station

Horace is splayed out in the "TV room" of his McMansion in Alpharetta, Georgia. He's watching "Major Payne" on Encore for the third time this year. He really likes Damon Wayans and recalls meeting him once in New York at the club after a rare road loss. The encounter happened roughly a month or two before the movie's release. Damon basically said hello, fielded a couple questions about the premise of the film, and did a quick impersonation of the drill sergeant character he'd be playing there on the spot for Horace, John Salley, and Ron Harper.

Horace was a little disappointed that Damon seemed to be going through the motions a bit during their conversation, and he concluded he must not have been all that interested in talking to a few random Chicago Bulls not named Michael or Scottie for more than a minute or two. In fact, Daman seemed to actively ignore his crew for the rest of the night.

Despite being somewhat rubbed the wrong way, Horace apologizes for Damon in his mind. He is self-aware enough to realize that, as a shy country boy, he has little to offer in the way of fancy nightclub conversations with Hollywood stars. Ultimately, he decides that Damon is, in fact, a nice guy, which is why he watches his movies whenever they're on "the satellite."

During the scenes that feature the chick who played Hillary on "Fresh Prince", he finds himself getting aroused. But as soon as this happens he begins hearing his jealous, controlling wife nagging him about it in the back of his mind, and the guilt kicks in.

Treesha is actually at a church family leadership meeting right now, and the girls are with their aunt. Monday evenings are really the only time of the week when he gets to be alone. It's been about two months since she gave him a blow job, and he's kind of feeling rebellious. He's thinking about sneaking up to the master bedroom and using some of his wife's floral-scented hand lotion to pleasure himself. But ultimately he's way too comfortable in his plush black leather couch to bother with stairs, although he knows at some point he needs to take the trash out before Treesha gets home and gives him a piece of her mind.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24654844)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 7:38 PM
Author: Bateful Genital Piercing Lay

rofl 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24655061)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 7:51 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle filthy circlehead station

ty friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24655145)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 7:58 PM
Author: cyan alcoholic trailer park

are you... are you jesus?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24655179)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 8:44 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle filthy circlehead station

naw man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24655514)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 8:11 PM
Author: zippy dilemma

Jesus Christ, fuck my ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24655249)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 8:12 PM
Author: seedy khaki regret mother

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24655261)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 9:19 PM
Author: flesh motley stock car

This is too good. Who took over this account?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24655805)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 11:58 PM
Author: submissive coffee pot elastic band

Ice. Cold.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24657081)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 12:37 PM
Author: flushed dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24659843)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: submissive coffee pot elastic band

flame. no where are they now of horace grant is complete without a mention of his twin bro harvey.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24656224)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 4:31 PM
Author: Concupiscible fear-inspiring persian corner

Jason Kidd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24653948)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 7:41 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle filthy circlehead station

Jason is in the locker room at MSG pretending to listen to his assistant coaches talk about whatever they're talking about. Tip off is in a few minutes, and all he can do is stare into the clip board, wondering where his next drink is going to come from.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24655077)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 6:42 PM
Author: electric home

CRIMINALLY underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#27691532)



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Date: April 18th, 2015 3:57 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle filthy circlehead station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#27713557)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 4:32 PM
Author: Medicated school mood

Muggsy Bogues

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24653950)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 8:21 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle filthy circlehead station

Muggsy, a Baltimore native, is at home right now gearing up for the Ravens/Lions MNF game.

It's about 30 minutes until kickoff. He invited several of his friends to come over to the crib to watch, but no one has arrived yet. Well, except for his white neighbor Adam. Adam is a software engineer, who has always aggressively chatted-up Muggsy in the driveway. Of course, it was such an ambush earlier this afternoon as he was unloading grocery bags of chips and beer, that led to Adam's pity-invite this evening.

When Adam walked through the door (an hour early, mind you) with a 6-pack of Dogfish IPA in hand, he said "This stuff has lots of hops. Just like you!" It was a line which you could tell he had been practicing in his mind for god knows how long. He also was carrying a tote bag of what looked to be some teal looking shit that he's probably going to want autographed later. Adam is fawning over Muggsy at practically every opportunity, commenting on every photo and piece of memorabilia in the house. Muggsy is starting to hope none of his friends will come, to save himself the embarrassment of being associated with this weird, cous-cous eating motherfucker.

Muggsy has started to wonder if Adam camps out in his car most days, waiting for him to make an appearance so he can contrive a "chance" encounter. In fact, he already sort of confronted him about it. After the fourth or fifth such bombardment, Muggsy said "Man, you must like chillin' in your car!", to which Adam confessed that he's a public radio junkie, and that he often has "driveway moments" while listening to NPR. (Muggsy was never quite sure what the fuck this white nigga meant by a "public radio.")

Muggsy was initially hoping that, by letting Adam into his home, that he will get the fanboy shit out of his system and finally chill the fuck out. But as each moment passes he's less and less sure this was a good idea.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24655329)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 8:56 PM
Author: Bateful Genital Piercing Lay

jfc man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24655622)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 9:11 PM
Author: flushed dopamine

180 ^ 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24655751)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 9:15 PM
Author: Heady citrine tanning salon

I shat my cous cous out at this line "Muggsy is starting to hope none of his friends will come, to save himself the embarrassment of being associated with this weird, cous-cous eating motherfucker."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24655779)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 9:19 PM
Author: multi-colored nursing home nowag

holy shit

180 man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24655804)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 9:20 PM
Author: flesh motley stock car

"When Adam walked through the door (an hour early, mind you) with a 6-pack of Dogfish IPA in hand, he said "This stuff has lots of hops. Just like you!" It was a line which you could tell he had been practicing in his mind for god knows how long."

Uh, this is fucking movie line quality.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24655810)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: submissive coffee pot elastic band

i lold hard at at least one part of each paragraph and the use of "white nigga" here was perfect: "Muggsy was never quite sure what the fuck this white nigga meant by a "public radio.")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24656250)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 9:22 PM
Author: stirring toaster university

99384938. This has to be thread of the year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24655825)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 9:29 PM
Author: Startled rose brethren

amazing post in an amazing thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24655863)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 9:30 PM
Author: Passionate stage

178

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24655870)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 9:35 PM
Author: flesh motley stock car

(contrarian)(faggot)(loser)(probably a Cowboys fan)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24655893)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: submissive coffee pot elastic band

these are getting better and better as you keep doing them. this is the best one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24656239)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:10 AM
Author: autistic gold skinny woman

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24658073)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 12:49 PM
Author: arousing shimmering main people field

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24659897)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 1:22 PM
Author: pale double fault hominid

Omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24660068)



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Date: December 24th, 2013 6:22 PM
Author: confused fishy locus wagecucks

181

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24706399)



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Date: September 5th, 2014 8:47 PM
Author: confused fishy locus wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#26274505)



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Date: January 19th, 2015 1:28 PM
Author: Startled rose brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#27145966)



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Date: January 19th, 2015 8:12 PM
Author: confused fishy locus wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#27148133)



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Date: January 11th, 2016 9:45 AM
Author: Fluffy Contagious Site Roast Beef

every time i start to think facemo sucks, i reread this post and laugh my fucking ass off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#29570258)



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Date: January 11th, 2016 10:04 AM
Author: Spectacular legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#29570308)



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Date: March 10th, 2016 9:44 AM
Author: Provocative peach toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#30024853)



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Date: March 18th, 2016 10:40 PM
Author: glittery ruby hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#30089986)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 4:35 PM
Author: Concupiscible fear-inspiring persian corner

Dennis Rodman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24653979)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 10:23 PM
Author: Bateful Genital Piercing Lay

eagerly awaiting this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24656272)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 12:25 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle filthy circlehead station

Dennis' flight from Bejing to Pjongyang will be landing soon, and that means it's time to perform some final diagnostic tests. He plugs a micro-usb cord into an easily concealable port implanted in his left buttock. The port is attached to a flat subcutaneous 500 GB hard drive that is somewhere between a quarter and a half dollar in size. His "ass computer", as he calls it, also contains a tiny wireless RF receiver which stores the black-and-white video data transmitted from his 11 month old bionic eye. Live images travel from the ass computer to the Android tablet he connected, confirming now that everything is up and running.

He thinks it's weird to see footage of himself looking at footage--almost like looking into a mirror with another mirror behind it, or some shit.

A C.I.A. black ops agent known as "Colin" recruited Dennis when he was vacationing in Ireland in 2010. They were looking for a washed up celebrity who, first and foremost, was known for constantly wearing sunglasses. They were also looking for someone who had a long track record of unorthodox, risky behavior. Someone with little credibility and cultural cache, in case they needed plausible deniability. Dennis was more than a perfect fit, because on top of this, he was a hall of fame professional athlete, which meant he could be receptive to coaching, conditioning, and discipline.

Knowing he would appreciate a no bullshit approach, Colin immediately told Rodman what they wanted. $5 million cash to have a Stanford ophthalmology professor surgically remove his eye and replace it with an experimental camera for intelligence gathering purposes. He explained that while the camera does look and behave very much like an eye, it was still somewhat imperfect and that trained intelligence operatives might be able to spot it if it were exposed, hence the need for him to continue to constantly wear sunglasses. Dennis got them up to $8 million, and took the deal.

Despite having one successful trip under his belt, Dennis is still a little nervous, despite the bovine amounts of Xanax and Vicodin he's taken. His head emerges from under the blanket as the Air Koryo (national airline of North Korea) flight attendant comes over to inform him, in broken English, that they will "have ground touch" in "servile minutes." He thanks the young lady as he unapologetically and carelessly digs into his drawers to remove the cord from his ass. He then tries to put on his seatbelt for landing, but it is, apparently, broken.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24659780)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 12:29 PM
Author: Heady citrine tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24659804)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 12:34 PM
Author: flushed dopamine

holy fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24659824)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 12:41 PM
Author: Concupiscible fear-inspiring persian corner

180. Epic thread OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24659855)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 12:46 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle filthy circlehead station

i'm only getting warmed up breh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24659875)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 12:50 PM
Author: flushed dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24659898)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 2:52 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle filthy circlehead station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24660595)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:01 PM
Author: Erotic set newt

do some more bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24660634)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:28 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle filthy circlehead station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24660822)



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Date: January 8th, 2014 7:21 PM
Author: Mildly autistic brass indirect expression

All things considered, TITCR.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24800232)



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Date: January 19th, 2015 8:19 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle filthy circlehead station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#27148170)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 4:37 PM
Author: zippy dilemma

Adonal Foyle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24653989)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:42 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle filthy circlehead station

Adonal is blocking Dirk Nowitski on Facebook. He's tired of seeing all the photos of his beautiful nubian wife. He's lonely. :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24660892)



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Date: February 13th, 2014 5:32 PM
Author: zippy dilemma

Glad to see you're taking another stab at these. You definitely needed a break after this one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#25011558)



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Date: February 13th, 2014 5:38 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle filthy circlehead station

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#25011588)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 4:40 PM
Author: galvanic infuriating nibblets

James "Hollywood" Robinson

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24654005)



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Date: February 13th, 2014 5:19 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle filthy circlehead station

James is putting away the last of the power tools into his foreman's 2012 Ford F-150. He has to be sure to drop things into the bed with care, because "Big Boss" will threaten to start docking pay if you leave any scratches on his rig.

It's warmed up to a balmy 56° in Tuscaloosa, a stark contrast from this morning's freezing temperatures. Robinson was tempted to not show up to work when he heard through the grapevine that another "polar vortex" was going to hit the area. During the first cold snap a few weeks ago, he nearly froze to death. He doesn't own much in the way of cold weather clothing beyond a worn-out flannel coat given to him by a white-haired, African-American welder affectionately known as "Unc" to all on the jobsite. After watching him endure two especially bitterly cold mornings, Unc had finally found an extra pair of insulated gloves for James, but "Hollywood" had somehow managed to lose them since he last needed them in January.

James' hands survived this week's freeze only because he resorted to individually duct taping his battered fingers. Of course, he was universally mocked by his co-workers for this unabashedly "ghetto" solution. Although most of the abuse was shouted in Spanish and thus undecipherable to him, he was able to catch some of it. "Hey, Robinson, is that to help for your jumpshot, ese?", a Mexican guy jabbed, comically flicking his wrist in the air. James smiled wryly, thanking him for the courtesy of translating the original comment.

Unc immediately chastised James when he saw his silvery mitts. "Fuck. What happen't to ya gloves, mayne?", he asked, already knowing the answer. Of course James, a serious drug addict who hasn't managed to keep track of non-essential personal possessions for over a decade, would lose the gloves.

"Next time, if I give ya some gloves, I want 'em back before the end of the day. I ain't cha daddy." Unc would later feel bad about saying this, knowing he's the closest thing to a father James has anymore.

As James drops off the last power drill into the truck, he realizes he doesn't need the duct tape anymore, and he begins unraveling layers, tossing them to the ground.

"Big Boss" spots him and reflexively orders him to stop wasting tape, but both of them know he doesn't really care. "Well, at least clean that mess up when you're done", he says, half-way distracted by his weatherproof, rubber encased work phone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#25011452)



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Date: February 13th, 2014 5:22 PM
Author: puce frozen spot becky

YES

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#25011474)



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Date: February 13th, 2014 5:32 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle filthy circlehead station

ty brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#25011549)



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Date: February 14th, 2014 9:15 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle filthy circlehead station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#25016275)



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Date: February 14th, 2014 5:01 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle filthy circlehead station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#25019293)



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Date: March 5th, 2014 2:08 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle filthy circlehead station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#25135628)



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Date: March 8th, 2014 9:12 PM
Author: glittery ruby hall

These are really fucking good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#25156117)



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Date: March 8th, 2014 9:37 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle filthy circlehead station

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#25156198)



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Date: February 13th, 2014 7:30 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle filthy circlehead station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#25012366)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 4:41 PM
Author: zippy dilemma

Austin Croshere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24654012)



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Date: February 13th, 2014 6:03 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle filthy circlehead station

Austin is waiting at a baggage carousel at Louis Armstrong International Airport in New Orleans. Behind him he overhears Guy A ask Guy B "Hey, is that Kevin Love?", to which Guy B responds "No, dumbass." This happens to him exactly once every two weeks, almost like clockwork.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#25011726)



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Date: February 13th, 2014 7:39 PM
Author: Bipolar Box Office Degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#25012434)



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Date: April 18th, 2015 4:18 PM
Author: glittery ruby hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#27713666)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 4:43 PM
Author: glittery ruby hall

Robert Pack

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24654019)



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Date: January 19th, 2015 8:52 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle filthy circlehead station

There's a nightly live-or-die mentality hovering over the Oklahoma City Thunder, an exhausting inflation of importance on every game they play. They are sitting with a .500 record midway through the season, and assistant-coach Robert Pack knows his career is on the line.

Hunkered in his La-Z-Boy recliner and anxiously mulling his future, the 45 year old notices a sharp, throbbing discomfort in his chest. As he reflexively rubs his sternum, he thinks "I really got to go see the doctor durin' the All-Star break."

But that is exactly what he told himself before the last All-Star break, too. Of course, he never went.

"Here you go, Robert", his wife Sherry whispers cautiously as she sets down a bowl of re-heated gumbo on a folded paper towel on the cherry oak console table next to him. She has become so accustomed to his nocturnal grimaces over the last several years that she doesn't bother inquiring.

She swiftly disappears into the nearby kitchen and immediately begins putting away the dishes. A few minutes later, as she starts shutting the dishwasher door, she hears Robert say something. "I said, this gumbo good, baby...", he says in a poorly timed mumble.

"Always better the next day...", she auto-responds, for what feels like the hundredth time.

She sets the machine to "Heavy Wash Pots & Pans" like she always does— regardless of how dirty the dishes are, or how many there are.

And right on time, she sees a new message arrive on her phone from Jaterron, a 25 year old used Lexus dealer in Shawnee.

"WHAT IT IZ BAE", the text reads quite plainly.

She takes a deep breath.

Her vagina begins to salivate at the sight of his shirtless avatar. Jaterron took the photo of his baby oil-slathered, rippling abs himself.

She takes another deep breath, and fans her right cheek with her left hand.

"I guess I'ma go take a bath" she drones out to whomever in the house might bother to listen, suppressing a grin.

"OK baby", Robert says from what seems to be a mile away.

Having announced her retirement, she briskly walks back towards her bedroom. She greedily clutches her cell, clacking her inch long acrylic nails on the screen, eagerly typing her response.

A teenage girl runs behind her. "Mama! Hol' on mama! You seen my white shoes?"

"What white shoes?", Sherry responds distractedly.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#27148378)



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Date: January 19th, 2015 8:58 PM
Author: puce frozen spot becky

tytytytyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#27148420)



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Date: January 19th, 2015 9:27 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle filthy circlehead station

yw yw yw yw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#27148596)



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Date: January 19th, 2015 9:47 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle filthy circlehead station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#27148774)



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Date: January 19th, 2015 9:54 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle filthy circlehead station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#27148859)



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Date: January 20th, 2015 2:15 PM
Author: racy rehab

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#27152180)



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Date: February 18th, 2015 9:45 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle filthy circlehead station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#27345706)



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Date: March 7th, 2015 9:24 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle filthy circlehead station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#27449664)



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Date: April 18th, 2015 4:16 PM
Author: glittery ruby hall

tytyty

I have his autograph

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#27713656)



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Date: April 18th, 2015 4:23 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle filthy circlehead station

Hope you got that laminated brother. It's going to be worth something someday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#27713687)



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Date: October 16th, 2017 9:43 PM
Author: glittery ruby hall

I'm still so happy you did this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#34459160)



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Date: November 10th, 2018 10:04 PM
Author: stimulating silver fat ankles fortuitous meteor

like all geniuses, of course facemo was a fucking psycho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#37206715)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 4:45 PM
Author: Bull headed cumskin house

Juwan Howard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24654037)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 4:56 PM
Author: hairless base pozpig
Subject: david 'the admiral' robinson

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24654097)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 4:58 PM
Author: stirring toaster university

99689959948 thread, please do more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24654103)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 6:24 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle filthy circlehead station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24654577)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 5:25 PM
Author: yellow hideous factory reset button

Len Bias

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24654225)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 5:31 PM
Author: zippy dilemma

(guy who always fights the hypo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24654262)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 8:20 PM
Author: fuchsia crackhouse

Sitting above the clouds on a daybed in heaven, strumming a harp with the angels while smoking crack, wishing he was still on earth where he could f@#$ white girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24655322)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 8:54 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle filthy circlehead station

Basically.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24655600)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 5:30 PM
Author: Shaky Haunting Shrine

wilt chamberlain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24654253)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 5:30 PM
Author: Passionate stage

John Starks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24654256)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 5:31 PM
Author: crimson aphrodisiac stead trust fund

Tractor Traylor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24654259)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 6:04 PM
Author: Opaque supple son of senegal

This is the late blooming best thread of 2013.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24654473)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 6:15 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle filthy circlehead station

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24654521)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 6:19 PM
Author: autistic gold skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24654542)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 10:17 PM
Author: dashing pearl menage useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24656198)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 1:23 PM
Author: pale double fault hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24660077)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 6:31 PM
Author: seedy khaki regret mother

Charles Oakley

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24654607)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 6:34 PM
Author: bearded institution

Yinka Dare

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24654631)



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Date: January 1st, 2016 12:05 PM
Author: bearded institution

Still waiting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#29497598)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 7:55 PM
Author: violet gunner sound barrier

Brad Daugherty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24655156)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 8:07 PM
Author: Black judgmental gas station

Steve Kerr

This thread is a tour de force.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24655216)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 8:16 PM
Author: Comical rusted milk

Uwe Blab

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24655298)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 8:46 PM
Author: Tan Thirsty Scourge Upon The Earth

Guess what I do now besides post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24655532)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 8:55 PM
Author: Grizzly fragrant space filthpig

bobby hurley

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24655606)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 9:13 PM
Author: Odious abode police squad

Gheorghe Muresan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24655769)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 9:31 PM
Author: excitant chartreuse cuck halford

Rony Seikaly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24655873)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:52 PM
Author: Twisted walnut pervert national security agency

he has a show on sirius trance channel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24660947)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 9:37 PM
Author: Kink-friendly people who are hurt travel guidebook

Eric Montross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24655911)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: Smoky lodge

Kerry Kittles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24656217)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: flesh motley stock car

That's a good pull bro. Forgot all about that villanova faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24656242)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: Smoky lodge

Keith Van Horn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24656220)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 10:22 PM
Author: flesh motley stock car

Rodney Rogers and Terry Dehere. I heard they are roommates.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24656261)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: zippy dilemma

Rogers is a paraplegic now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24656323)



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Date: December 18th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: flesh motley stock car

Jesus Fucking Christ. Why was that big brother riding a dirt bike offroad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24670677)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 10:25 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone public bath electric furnace

pervis ellison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24656289)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: hot resort sex offender

John Crotty AND Jon Sundvold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24656360)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 10:54 PM
Author: hot resort sex offender

MOAR! MOAR!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24656540)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 11:58 PM
Author: submissive coffee pot elastic band

Eddie griffin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24657087)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 2:57 AM
Author: Irate poppy queen of the night step-uncle's house

you guys are idiots for not asking about Anthony mason or Shawn kemp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24658018)



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Date: March 8th, 2014 9:18 PM
Author: sapphire splenetic location multi-billionaire

TCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#25156138)



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Date: February 28th, 2015 9:47 AM
Author: sapphire splenetic location multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#27405221)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:04 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Bespoke Office

Clyde drexler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24658047)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:04 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Bespoke Office

Dominique Wilkins

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24658051)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:05 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Bespoke Office

Bo Kimble

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24658060)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:22 AM
Author: Lemon kitty senate

God Shammgod

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24658123)



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Date: January 1st, 2016 11:46 AM
Author: Lemon kitty senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#29497509)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:22 AM
Author: Lemon kitty senate

Craig Ehlo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24658127)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:22 AM
Author: Lemon kitty senate

Cuttino Mobley

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24658130)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:23 AM
Author: Lemon kitty senate

Alaa Abdelnaby

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24658132)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 1:15 PM
Author: Offensive ivory school cafeteria

Vin Baker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24660026)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 1:15 PM
Author: mind-boggling hospital mental disorder

Isaiah Rider

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24660028)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 1:17 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle filthy circlehead station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24660035)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 1:22 PM
Author: mind-boggling hospital mental disorder

Gary Payton

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24660073)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 1:22 PM
Author: mind-boggling hospital mental disorder

Tom Gugliotta

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24660074)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 4:04 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle filthy circlehead station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24661029)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 4:20 PM
Author: Sick Vibrant Hissy Fit Doctorate

Mahmoud Abdul Rouf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24661157)



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Date: March 5th, 2014 4:19 PM
Author: flesh motley stock car

(Chris Jackson)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#25136333)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 5:55 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle filthy circlehead station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24661671)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 10:54 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle filthy circlehead station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24663893)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 10:55 PM
Author: mind-boggling hospital mental disorder

moar please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24663898)



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Date: December 18th, 2013 10:50 PM
Author: Turquoise national

Bobby Sura

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24670735)



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Date: January 1st, 2016 12:08 PM
Author: glittery ruby hall

Not flame, Bobby Sura plays in a law firm rec league and they claim he is a paralegal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#29497620)



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Date: December 19th, 2013 5:00 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle filthy circlehead station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24674988)



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Date: December 24th, 2013 5:48 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle filthy circlehead station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24706263)



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Date: December 24th, 2013 6:04 PM
Author: cerise talented voyeur ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24706315)



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Date: December 27th, 2013 8:55 AM
Author: zippy dilemma

Detlef Schrempf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24719943)



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Date: December 27th, 2013 9:43 AM
Author: angry azure state depressive

LJL, I was about to post Detlef. Then I scroll down and you beat me to it in the last motherfuckin post in the thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24720061)



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Date: January 7th, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: effete chrome center

Rodney rodgers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24792967)



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Date: January 17th, 2014 10:43 PM
Author: glittery ruby hall

Lotta work left bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#24852505)



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Date: February 13th, 2014 5:39 PM
Author: frum plaza

jon berry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#25011597)



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Date: February 13th, 2014 5:48 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle filthy circlehead station

made some updates bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#25011649)



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Date: February 13th, 2014 6:24 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle filthy circlehead station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#25011859)



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Date: March 5th, 2014 4:11 PM
Author: cheese-eating trip theater stage

Olden Polynice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#25136284)



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Date: March 5th, 2014 4:19 PM
Author: slippery library mad-dog skullcap

Khalid El-Amin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#25136335)



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Date: March 5th, 2014 4:21 PM
Author: flesh motley stock car

Doug Christie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#25136350)



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Date: March 8th, 2014 9:08 PM
Author: glittery ruby hall

Work left to do in this thread….

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#25156105)



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Date: April 21st, 2014 3:39 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle filthy circlehead station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#25420824)



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Date: July 23rd, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: glittery ruby hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#25987045)



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Date: July 23rd, 2014 12:08 PM
Author: frum plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#25987082)



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Date: September 30th, 2014 11:17 AM
Author: Erotic set newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#26427334)



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Date: November 2nd, 2014 10:21 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle filthy circlehead station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#26636669)



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Date: November 2nd, 2014 10:38 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle filthy circlehead station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#26636800)



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Date: December 1st, 2014 9:02 PM
Author: glittery ruby hall

finish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#26838616)



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Date: April 18th, 2015 4:15 PM
Author: glittery ruby hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#27713652)



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Date: January 1st, 2016 11:55 AM
Author: Lemon kitty senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#29497552)



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Date: January 19th, 2015 8:09 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle filthy circlehead station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#27148127)



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Date: January 19th, 2015 8:27 PM
Author: Tan Thirsty Scourge Upon The Earth

Surprised I didn't see this before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#27148219)



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Date: January 19th, 2015 8:54 PM
Author: crusty claret casino dragon

Clifford Robinson

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#27148393)



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Date: January 19th, 2015 9:22 PM
Author: Concupiscible fear-inspiring persian corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#27148561)



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Date: February 28th, 2015 9:49 AM
Author: Lemon kitty senate

yo facemo, get to work already

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#27405225)



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Date: March 7th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: talking mentally impaired heaven

Dino Radja

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#27449779)



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Date: March 7th, 2015 10:00 PM
Author: hairraiser forum

LORENZEN WRIGHT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#27449835)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 6:46 PM
Author: electric home

Jason Williams

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#27691552)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 6:49 PM
Author: burgundy startling orchestra pit

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#27691568)



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Date: May 11th, 2015 5:51 PM
Author: glittery ruby hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#27869100)



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Date: January 1st, 2016 6:23 PM
Author: confused fishy locus wagecucks

Facemos best work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#29500433)



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Date: January 1st, 2016 6:23 PM
Author: sexy beady-eyed den

18000000000000 thread but made in 2013

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#29500438)



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Date: January 11th, 2016 9:50 AM
Author: Lemon kitty senate

FACEMO, WHERE IS MY CUTTINO MOBLEY WRITE UP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#29570277)



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Date: January 11th, 2016 10:00 AM
Author: Spectacular legend

This was a great thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#29570300)



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Date: March 10th, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: Erotic set newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#30024808)



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: Indigo Harsh Karate Church

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#30534805)



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 8:02 PM
Author: talking mentally impaired heaven

Vinny "The Microwave" Johnson

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#30534835)



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 8:08 PM
Author: Concupiscible fear-inspiring persian corner

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#30534867)



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Date: December 31st, 2016 9:03 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle filthy circlehead station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#32272891)



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Date: December 31st, 2016 9:24 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle filthy circlehead station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#32273060)



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Date: September 22nd, 2017 2:30 PM
Author: magical underhanded really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#34269457)



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Date: November 7th, 2017 9:02 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle filthy circlehead station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#34624180)



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Date: November 7th, 2017 9:03 AM
Author: razzle messiness cruise ship

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#34624185)



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Date: January 3rd, 2018 9:47 AM
Author: federal exciting tattoo

*whispers as you pass in the night in the street above the Challenger Club: "real facemo tp still lives; long love him and his line"*

{a short quick bow of the head} 'restitutor orbis, brother; restitutor orbis'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#35069758)



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Date: January 3rd, 2018 8:41 PM
Author: federal exciting tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#35075194)



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Date: January 3rd, 2018 10:05 AM
Author: Irate poppy queen of the night step-uncle's house

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#35069845)



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Date: January 3rd, 2018 10:15 AM
Author: Dun bawdyhouse

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#35069904)



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Date: January 3rd, 2018 8:47 PM
Author: Adulterous orchid windowlicker half-breed

Antonio Davis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#35075248)



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Date: January 3rd, 2018 8:48 PM
Author: federal exciting tattoo

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#35075256)



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Date: March 9th, 2018 12:07 PM
Author: boyish corn cake

Thought of this thread while reading this article http://www.espn.com/nba/story/_/id/22694271/steve-francis-says-went-selling-crack-18-nba-22

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#35569507)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 10:27 AM
Author: glittery ruby hall

Get back here and finish this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#36642949)



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Date: February 15th, 2019 11:17 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle filthy circlehead station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#37786701)



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Date: January 5th, 2020 9:28 PM
Author: navy sneaky criminal turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#39383912)



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Date: January 5th, 2020 9:34 PM
Author: Aromatic whorehouse mediation

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2443884&forum_id=2#39383972)