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enjoying watching kobe crash and burn

fuck that selfish faggot
Curious turdskin
  12/17/13
cr. he's the starring member of the alltime shut-up-give-me-...
Awkward Nowag Temple
  12/17/13
I love how AS SOON as he comes back, the Pau Gasol trade rum...
Curious turdskin
  12/17/13
because gasol is the 30 million dollar sinkhole on the team
Awkward Nowag Temple
  12/17/13
...
Curious turdskin
  12/17/13
PAT THE CAT WRONG AGAIN
Tripping bawdyhouse
  12/17/13
the fuck? whatever criticism you want to throw Kobe's way, l...
mentally impaired bipolar trailer park internal respiration
  12/17/13
why did he sign such a big contract then, when he would have...
Curious turdskin
  12/17/13
give me a break dude. LA has all the money in the world and ...
mentally impaired bipolar trailer park internal respiration
  12/17/13
brother, if you think the lakers, or any "repeat offend...
Curious turdskin
  12/17/13
ur right that im not that well versed in the nuances of the ...
mentally impaired bipolar trailer park internal respiration
  12/17/13
Duncan could've been a max player so youre wrong about "...
Curious turdskin
  12/17/13
stupid reasoning. there's a huge difference between SAN ANT...
confused locus wrinkle
  12/17/13
please explain to me why it doesn't matter if kobe takes a l...
Curious turdskin
  12/17/13
You are an idiot. Dirk also took less money. Kobe is also re...
Titillating station
  12/17/13
if Kobe elected to become a free agent, teams would be linin...
mentally impaired bipolar trailer park internal respiration
  12/17/13
nobody in their right mind would pay kobe even 15 million if...
Curious turdskin
  12/17/13
This is so obviously true that it's embarrassing for the oth...
Titillating station
  12/17/13
ty brother I thought he was flaming me maybe
Curious turdskin
  12/17/13
why did he kick shaq off his team then
talented son of senegal
  12/17/13
he's a control freak and has personality conflicts with peop...
mentally impaired bipolar trailer park internal respiration
  12/17/13
nah i'm pretty sure he kicked shaq out cause he was scoring ...
talented son of senegal
  12/17/13
now you are just making shit up. shaq's stats started to dec...
mentally impaired bipolar trailer park internal respiration
  12/17/13
lol when shaq was on the team he had 3 finals mvps. kobe: 0
Curious turdskin
  12/17/13
(bryant, iverson, melo, any volume shooter megafan)
Awkward Nowag Temple
  12/17/13
...
Curious turdskin
  12/17/13
Strange quirk of personality that I cheered for Jordan and L...
Racy parlor useless brakes
  12/17/13
so you dont like white ppl
Tripping bawdyhouse
  12/17/13
same
Curious turdskin
  12/17/13
so you like bros with tons of natural talent instead of bros...
Tripping bawdyhouse
  12/17/13
I think all 3 had tons of natural talent AND worked really h...
Curious turdskin
  12/17/13
do you really think a guy who makes $45 million a year cares...
Glittery kitchen sound barrier
  12/17/13
no. how is that relevant?
twinkling mildly autistic candlestick maker stain
  12/17/13
of course he doesn't care. im just saying I'm enjoying watch...
Curious turdskin
  12/17/13
That's Kobe "Hubris" Bryant, you know.
hairraiser headpube hominid
  12/17/13
i love kobe, hope he turns it around
Harsh Abode
  12/17/13
(kobe's imaginary friend)
Curious turdskin
  12/17/13
(Los Angeles resident)
hairraiser headpube hominid
  12/17/13
hate la, just admire his determination and his personality.
Harsh Abode
  12/17/13
tcr. i dont understand how someone can be a basketball or sp...
mentally impaired bipolar trailer park internal respiration
  12/17/13
serious q: does kobe have any irl friends? his parents, sist...
Curious turdskin
  12/17/13
no i dont think there is a single person in the entire world...
mentally impaired bipolar trailer park internal respiration
  12/17/13
lol I don't know if there is or not but it kinda looks like ...
Curious turdskin
  12/17/13
the same is prob true of jordan tbf.
mentally impaired bipolar trailer park internal respiration
  12/17/13
disagree completely. when Jordan was on the bulls and they w...
Curious turdskin
  12/17/13
The helicopter?
Glassy 180 school cafeteria lettuce
  01/27/20
...
Sinister property
  01/27/20
*Clicks thread* *Wishes it was Kobe instead of Paul Walker*
Carnelian nighttime kitty cat
  12/17/13
The Lakers are done. Kobe's contract (and Jim Buss assuming ...
Titillating station
  12/17/13
!
Sinister property
  01/26/20
...
Costumed marketing idea
  01/26/20
...
Cerebral Private Investor Jewess
  01/27/20
Backlogged XO genie grants you two more wishes! Hopefully...
Cerebral Private Investor Jewess
  01/27/20
...
Sinister property
  01/27/20
kobe out 6 more weeks: http://espn.go.com/los-angeles/nba/s...
Curious turdskin
  12/19/13
bump for 2013-14 all star kobe bryant!
Curious turdskin
  12/27/13
...
Curious turdskin
  03/15/14
reminder: fuck kobe
Curious turdskin
  10/07/15
FUCK LEBRON AS WELL
charismatic juggernaut casino
  10/07/15
...
Curious turdskin
  11/04/15
Kobe goes 1 for 14, takes the opportunity to criticize his t...
Curious turdskin
  11/25/15
lol
insanely creepy gaped library people who are hurt
  11/25/15
Lakers have been the saddest team for the past 3 years. It'...
contagious slap-happy crotch whorehouse
  11/25/15
"claims it's because his players don't play hard enough...
insanely creepy gaped library people who are hurt
  11/25/15
yup. it also means coach has no idea what's wrong from a str...
contagious slap-happy crotch whorehouse
  11/25/15
I agree to some extent but to me the biggest factors are: 1...
Curious turdskin
  11/25/15
kobe def isn't helping. maybe their talent will start pickin...
contagious slap-happy crotch whorehouse
  11/25/15
100% agree honestly, whether its right or wrong the young ...
Curious turdskin
  11/25/15
...
dashing poppy sneaky criminal
  11/25/15
Many of Bryant's shots hit the front of the rim, typically a...
Curious turdskin
  11/25/15
Couldn't have happened to a nicer rapist.
hairraiser headpube hominid
  11/25/15
#istandwithshaq
primrose rambunctious fat ankles menage
  11/25/15
http://espn.go.com/nba/story/_/id/14222749/kobe-bryant-possi...
Curious turdskin
  11/26/15
bump for his last game. great player, but shit leader
Curious turdskin
  04/13/16
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Thirsty Jade School
  04/13/16
terrible leader who willed his team to 5 rings
Misanthropic Church
  04/13/16
the young guys on this team are so lucky to have a leader li...
Curious turdskin
  04/13/16
...
alcoholic hall voyeur
  01/26/20
:(
maniacal business firm
  01/26/20
Ouch
doobsian stag film gunner
  01/26/20
lol, awful
sexy tattoo
  01/26/20
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Jet-lagged Arousing Rehab Corn Cake
  01/26/20
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Amethyst razzmatazz round eye site
  01/26/20
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pungent spot
  01/26/20
(Shaq looking through binoculars)
Sinister property
  01/27/20
Not like this...not like this.
stirring crackhouse
  01/27/20
Lmao
Glassy 180 school cafeteria lettuce
  01/27/20
what a bump.
Plum Stubborn Gas Station Elastic Band
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Crystalline theatre
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Glassy 180 school cafeteria lettuce
  01/27/20
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Cerebral Private Investor Jewess
  01/27/20
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Sinister property
  01/27/20
:(
Pearly sanctuary
  01/27/20
Fucking lol. This is up there with the matt Lauer and Anthon...
Glassy 180 school cafeteria lettuce
  01/27/20
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Sable multi-colored sex offender
  01/27/20
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Insane water buffalo state
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fragrant bespoke old irish cottage chapel
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Peach resort mad cow disease
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Carmine Psychic
  01/27/20
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Curious turdskin
  01/28/20
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scarlet self-centered brethren international law enforcement agency
  01/27/20
jesus christ
very tactful burgundy stage degenerate
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magical swashbuckling stage digit ratio
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Date: December 17th, 2013 2:00 PM
Author: Curious turdskin

fuck that selfish faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2444797&forum_id=2#24660313)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 2:08 PM
Author: Awkward Nowag Temple

cr. he's the starring member of the alltime shut-up-give-me-the-ball team. his only purpose since entering the league has been to score as many points as possible, anything that the team achieves along the way being coincidence. he wants to pass jordan on the alltime scoring list more than anything. lofuckingl at his ONE mvp. stupid nigger. 'b b but what about my 40 pt allstar games?' oh the ones where everyone but you was just clowing around? i hope the fucking nig has to play until he's 45 trying to get the 1000 pts he needs to pass mj

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2444797&forum_id=2#24660349)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 2:09 PM
Author: Curious turdskin

I love how AS SOON as he comes back, the Pau Gasol trade rumors fire up. Gasol should beat his ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2444797&forum_id=2#24660355)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 2:14 PM
Author: Awkward Nowag Temple

because gasol is the 30 million dollar sinkhole on the team

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2444797&forum_id=2#24660378)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 2:31 PM
Author: Curious turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2444797&forum_id=2#24660482)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:27 PM
Author: Tripping bawdyhouse

PAT THE CAT WRONG AGAIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2444797&forum_id=2#24660817)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:36 PM
Author: mentally impaired bipolar trailer park internal respiration

the fuck? whatever criticism you want to throw Kobe's way, lacking a desire to win cannot be one of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2444797&forum_id=2#24660867)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:38 PM
Author: Curious turdskin

why did he sign such a big contract then, when he would have a much better team if he took less?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2444797&forum_id=2#24660877)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:49 PM
Author: mentally impaired bipolar trailer park internal respiration

give me a break dude. LA has all the money in the world and can buy whatever free agents they want and pay the taxes/penalties. and nevermind the fact that he did exactly what basically every player ever (excluding the big 3 on the miami heat right now) does in negotiating a new contract. this is a red herring if there ever was one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2444797&forum_id=2#24660925)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 4:27 PM
Author: Curious turdskin

brother, if you think the lakers, or any "repeat offender" are willing to pay themassive repeat offfendern penalties that the lakers will get into anfter this year, you don't know what the fuck youre talking about. every NBA commentator was surprised the lakers paid kobe so much for that reason. I like you as a poster but you are clueless on this one

also, as you note the big 3 all took less than max contracts so they could win. so did the spurs stars, including kobe's contemporary, tim duncan. guess what those teams have in common? a finals appearance last year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2444797&forum_id=2#24661182)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 4:37 PM
Author: mentally impaired bipolar trailer park internal respiration

ur right that im not that well versed in the nuances of the NBA salary cap rules so i may have been talking out of turn.

Duncan and ginobili just arent elite players anymore and were forced to significantly cut their pay. Kobe's production and effectiveness prior to his injury late last season has barely dropped at all. I dont think the contract he got was unreasonable or that in general a guy getting as much money as he can is evidence that he doesnt care about winning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2444797&forum_id=2#24661236)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 4:45 PM
Author: Curious turdskin

Duncan could've been a max player so youre wrong about "forced." also parker took way less money than he could've gotten. also they took a team to the finals last year and are in on near firs place again this year. kobe's team barely made the playoffs and is worse this year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2444797&forum_id=2#24661277)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 4:49 PM
Author: confused locus wrinkle

stupid reasoning. there's a huge difference between SAN ANTONIO and LOS ANGELES and why it doesn't fucking matter if kobe takes a lot of $$$ vs. duncan and parker. if you cant figure out why then shut your mouth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2444797&forum_id=2#24661306)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 9:15 PM
Author: Curious turdskin

please explain to me why it doesn't matter if kobe takes a lot of money in LA. before you answer, please consider the repeat offender provision of the current NBA salary cap framework

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2444797&forum_id=2#24663029)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 10:01 PM
Author: Titillating station

You are an idiot. Dirk also took less money. Kobe is also returning from a CAREER THREATENING INJURY. Experts were nearly unanimous in panning Kobe's new contract.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2444797&forum_id=2#24663391)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 5:36 PM
Author: mentally impaired bipolar trailer park internal respiration

if Kobe elected to become a free agent, teams would be lining up to pay him $20+ mil for a short term contract. No one in the league is paying Duncan that kind of money. Maybe he could be making a couple mil more but the cut he took for the betterment of his team was not that substantial in the big picture.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2444797&forum_id=2#24661578)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 9:15 PM
Author: Curious turdskin

nobody in their right mind would pay kobe even 15 million if he became a free agent after this year. what team would?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2444797&forum_id=2#24663035)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 10:00 PM
Author: Titillating station

This is so obviously true that it's embarrassing for the other dude. Kobe was probably looking at a $12-15M per year contract from every other team in the league, with the possible exception of a non-contending team that would pay him more just to put butts in the seats and draw some interest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2444797&forum_id=2#24663379)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 10:02 PM
Author: Curious turdskin

ty brother I thought he was flaming me maybe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2444797&forum_id=2#24663396)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:44 PM
Author: talented son of senegal

why did he kick shaq off his team then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2444797&forum_id=2#24660904)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:51 PM
Author: mentally impaired bipolar trailer park internal respiration

he's a control freak and has personality conflicts with people. anyway this wasn't what i was responding to. the above poster said that kobe cares only about his personal stats. this isn't true. he wants to win more than anything. of course in racking up championships he wants to be the alpha dog but still winning is his goal not individually scoring the most points.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2444797&forum_id=2#24660937)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:51 PM
Author: talented son of senegal

nah i'm pretty sure he kicked shaq out cause he was scoring less than him. scoring the most on his team was more important than winning 3 more titles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2444797&forum_id=2#24660940)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:53 PM
Author: mentally impaired bipolar trailer park internal respiration

now you are just making shit up. shaq's stats started to decline toward the end of his LA run. Kobe was the alpha dog by that time. They just hated each other and the Lakers chose the future.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2444797&forum_id=2#24660950)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 4:28 PM
Author: Curious turdskin

lol when shaq was on the team he had 3 finals mvps. kobe: 0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2444797&forum_id=2#24661186)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 4:49 PM
Author: Awkward Nowag Temple

(bryant, iverson, melo, any volume shooter megafan)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2444797&forum_id=2#24661307)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: Curious turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2444797&forum_id=2#24663373)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 2:32 PM
Author: Racy parlor useless brakes

Strange quirk of personality that I cheered for Jordan and Lebron but cheer against Kobe and Brady.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2444797&forum_id=2#24660498)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:28 PM
Author: Tripping bawdyhouse

so you dont like white ppl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2444797&forum_id=2#24660821)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:33 PM
Author: Curious turdskin

same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2444797&forum_id=2#24660850)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:36 PM
Author: Tripping bawdyhouse

so you like bros with tons of natural talent instead of bros who worked hard to get where they are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2444797&forum_id=2#24660865)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:38 PM
Author: Curious turdskin

I think all 3 had tons of natural talent AND worked really hard

what he's saying is most of the time he, like many people, hates a dominant champion, but he liked mj for some reason

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2444797&forum_id=2#24660872)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:11 PM
Author: Glittery kitchen sound barrier

do you really think a guy who makes $45 million a year cares what you think??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2444797&forum_id=2#24660675)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:31 PM
Author: twinkling mildly autistic candlestick maker stain

no. how is that relevant?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2444797&forum_id=2#24660841)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:34 PM
Author: Curious turdskin

of course he doesn't care. im just saying I'm enjoying watching him crash and burn. what suggested that I thought he might care?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2444797&forum_id=2#24660858)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:30 PM
Author: hairraiser headpube hominid

That's Kobe "Hubris" Bryant, you know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2444797&forum_id=2#24660835)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:42 PM
Author: Harsh Abode

i love kobe, hope he turns it around

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2444797&forum_id=2#24660897)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:43 PM
Author: Curious turdskin

(kobe's imaginary friend)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2444797&forum_id=2#24660902)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:49 PM
Author: hairraiser headpube hominid

(Los Angeles resident)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2444797&forum_id=2#24660922)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:50 PM
Author: Harsh Abode

hate la, just admire his determination and his personality.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2444797&forum_id=2#24660936)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:55 PM
Author: mentally impaired bipolar trailer park internal respiration

tcr. i dont understand how someone can be a basketball or sports fan in general and not like kobe bryant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2444797&forum_id=2#24660964)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 4:29 PM
Author: Curious turdskin

serious q: does kobe have any irl friends? his parents, sisters, and teammates don't like him. maybe his wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2444797&forum_id=2#24661189)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 4:30 PM
Author: mentally impaired bipolar trailer park internal respiration

no i dont think there is a single person in the entire world who likes kobe on a personal level.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2444797&forum_id=2#24661196)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 4:33 PM
Author: Curious turdskin

lol I don't know if there is or not but it kinda looks like theres not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2444797&forum_id=2#24661213)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 4:38 PM
Author: mentally impaired bipolar trailer park internal respiration

the same is prob true of jordan tbf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2444797&forum_id=2#24661239)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 4:47 PM
Author: Curious turdskin

disagree completely. when Jordan was on the bulls and they were on the road they would go out as a team and just take over whatever club the opposing team normally went to. he made friends with lots of his opponents. Charles barkley often talks about how theyre good friends. pat riely had to make a special rule for his knicks teams that you couldn't hang out with mj during the season

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2444797&forum_id=2#24661288)



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Date: January 27th, 2020 8:23 AM
Author: Glassy 180 school cafeteria lettuce

The helicopter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2444797&forum_id=2#39494948)



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Date: January 27th, 2020 8:28 AM
Author: Sinister property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2444797&forum_id=2#39494951)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 4:45 PM
Author: Carnelian nighttime kitty cat

*Clicks thread*

*Wishes it was Kobe instead of Paul Walker*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2444797&forum_id=2#24661279)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 10:05 PM
Author: Titillating station

The Lakers are done. Kobe's contract (and Jim Buss assuming a leadership role) did it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2444797&forum_id=2#24663426)



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Date: January 26th, 2020 9:20 PM
Author: Sinister property

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2444797&forum_id=2#39493470)



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Date: January 26th, 2020 9:21 PM
Author: Costumed marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2444797&forum_id=2#39493473)



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Date: January 27th, 2020 10:42 AM
Author: Cerebral Private Investor Jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2444797&forum_id=2#39495410)



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Date: January 27th, 2020 10:41 AM
Author: Cerebral Private Investor Jewess

Backlogged XO genie grants you two more wishes!

Hopefully you have posted something other than the ever-popular "I wish I were dead"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2444797&forum_id=2#39495406)



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Date: January 27th, 2020 10:48 AM
Author: Sinister property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2444797&forum_id=2#39495441)



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Date: December 19th, 2013 4:45 PM
Author: Curious turdskin

kobe out 6 more weeks:

http://espn.go.com/los-angeles/nba/story/_/id/10167684/kobe-bryant-los-angeles-lakers-likely-six-weeks-injured-knee

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2444797&forum_id=2#24674884)



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Date: December 27th, 2013 12:03 PM
Author: Curious turdskin

bump for 2013-14 all star kobe bryant!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2444797&forum_id=2#24720524)



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Date: March 15th, 2014 6:59 PM
Author: Curious turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2444797&forum_id=2#25195798)



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Date: October 7th, 2015 2:05 PM
Author: Curious turdskin

reminder: fuck kobe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2444797&forum_id=2#28919127)



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Date: October 7th, 2015 2:06 PM
Author: charismatic juggernaut casino

FUCK LEBRON AS WELL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2444797&forum_id=2#28919130)



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Date: November 4th, 2015 6:50 PM
Author: Curious turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2444797&forum_id=2#29111359)



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Date: November 25th, 2015 12:13 PM
Author: Curious turdskin

Kobe goes 1 for 14, takes the opportunity to criticize his teammates:

"I'm not really worried about it, honestly," Bryant said. "My shooting will be better. I could've scored 80 tonight. It wouldn't have made a damn difference. We just have bigger problems. I could be out there averaging 35 points a game. We'd be what, 3-11? We've got to figure out how to play systematically in a position that's going to keep us in ballgames."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2444797&forum_id=2#29251066)



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Date: November 25th, 2015 12:16 PM
Author: insanely creepy gaped library people who are hurt

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2444797&forum_id=2#29251070)



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Date: November 25th, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: contagious slap-happy crotch whorehouse

Lakers have been the saddest team for the past 3 years. It's not just Kobe either. It's management and Byron Scott. Every fan likes to shit on their fav team's front office but seriously, Lakers front office is retarded. Byron Scott needs to get dumped for Scott Brooks, Thibadeau, or any other halfway decent coach. Scott claims 3 pointers don't win championships, runs some shit version of Princeton Offense that gets you awesome looks at midrange 2s, completely ignored analytics, says pick n roll offense kills ball movement, shits on his players when they don't win, pretends to emphasize "hard-nosed" defense despite his teams always getting clowned on, then claims it's because his players don't play hard enough. What a fuckin joke. None of his players listen to him during timeouts. it's sad because they're unwatchable now after having been so good for so long.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2444797&forum_id=2#29251140)



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Date: November 25th, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: insanely creepy gaped library people who are hurt

"claims it's because his players don't play hard enough"

its almost certainly me, but I always take that as code for "the coach has shit ideas"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2444797&forum_id=2#29251155)



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Date: November 25th, 2015 12:39 PM
Author: contagious slap-happy crotch whorehouse

yup. it also means coach has no idea what's wrong from a strategic point of view. you can get away with saying it once in a while because teams will have letdowns occasionally over an 82 game season. But Lakers are 2-12.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2444797&forum_id=2#29251191)



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Date: November 25th, 2015 12:34 PM
Author: Curious turdskin

I agree to some extent but to me the biggest factors are:

1. kobe's monster contract and reputation for being a shitty teammate prevented them from getting any free agents who are even decent, and

2. their draft picks aren't panning out so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2444797&forum_id=2#29251161)



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Date: November 25th, 2015 12:45 PM
Author: contagious slap-happy crotch whorehouse

kobe def isn't helping. maybe their talent will start picking it up midway through the season but i have my doubts about lakers staff developing young talent and team culture. lakers should be at least as good as the celtics who have even less talent imho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2444797&forum_id=2#29251221)



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Date: November 25th, 2015 12:54 PM
Author: Curious turdskin

100% agree

honestly, whether its right or wrong the young guys need shots to make them feel involved and help their development. that's why kobe's number of field goal attempts hurts

this season is lost, and the lakers ywont know about their young guys till next year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2444797&forum_id=2#29251269)



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Date: November 25th, 2015 1:33 PM
Author: dashing poppy sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2444797&forum_id=2#29251401)



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Date: November 25th, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: Curious turdskin

Many of Bryant's shots hit the front of the rim, typically a sign that a player is fatigued. However, Bryant, whose past three seasons have all been cut short by injury, said his legs felt fine and instead pointed to frustration, specifically in how the team is performing.

"Frustration kind of got to me," Bryant said. "The fact that -- the way I played, the way I shot, blowing coverages defensively, coming down offensively and not having concept of what we're trying to do. It just kind of got to me a little bit and frustrated me, and it affected my shot."

He added: "I feel OK. Just pissed. Just frustrated with what we're doing. It bothered me. So I got out of my Zen."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2444797&forum_id=2#29251141)



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Date: November 25th, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: hairraiser headpube hominid

Couldn't have happened to a nicer rapist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2444797&forum_id=2#29251149)



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Date: November 25th, 2015 1:35 PM
Author: primrose rambunctious fat ankles menage

#istandwithshaq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2444797&forum_id=2#29251411)



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Date: November 26th, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: Curious turdskin

http://espn.go.com/nba/story/_/id/14222749/kobe-bryant-possible-farewell-tour-hits-new-low

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2444797&forum_id=2#29256770)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: Curious turdskin

bump for his last game.

great player, but shit leader

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2444797&forum_id=2#30263464)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 12:32 PM
Author: Thirsty Jade School



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2444797&forum_id=2#30263473)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 12:34 PM
Author: Misanthropic Church

terrible leader who willed his team to 5 rings

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2444797&forum_id=2#30263489)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 3:14 PM
Author: Curious turdskin

the young guys on this team are so lucky to have a leader like him. often, young talented players come into the league and they don't develop because of a dysfunctional locker room with no leadership. glad that's not the case with the lakers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2444797&forum_id=2#30264944)



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Date: January 26th, 2020 7:50 PM
Author: alcoholic hall voyeur



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Date: January 26th, 2020 7:50 PM
Author: maniacal business firm

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2444797&forum_id=2#39493063)



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Date: January 26th, 2020 7:57 PM
Author: doobsian stag film gunner

Ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2444797&forum_id=2#39493106)



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Date: January 26th, 2020 7:51 PM
Author: sexy tattoo

lol, awful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2444797&forum_id=2#39493068)



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Date: January 26th, 2020 7:56 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Arousing Rehab Corn Cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2444797&forum_id=2#39493096)



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Date: January 26th, 2020 8:16 PM
Author: Amethyst razzmatazz round eye site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2444797&forum_id=2#39493209)



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Date: January 26th, 2020 8:17 PM
Author: pungent spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2444797&forum_id=2#39493210)



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Date: January 27th, 2020 7:41 AM
Author: Sinister property

(Shaq looking through binoculars)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2444797&forum_id=2#39494879)



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Date: January 27th, 2020 7:42 AM
Author: stirring crackhouse

Not like this...not like this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2444797&forum_id=2#39494880)



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Date: January 27th, 2020 8:22 AM
Author: Glassy 180 school cafeteria lettuce

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2444797&forum_id=2#39494945)



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Date: January 27th, 2020 8:11 AM
Author: Plum Stubborn Gas Station Elastic Band

what a bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2444797&forum_id=2#39494927)



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Date: January 27th, 2020 8:18 AM
Author: Crystalline theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2444797&forum_id=2#39494936)



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Date: January 27th, 2020 10:29 AM
Author: Glassy 180 school cafeteria lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2444797&forum_id=2#39495336)



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Date: January 27th, 2020 10:32 AM
Author: Cerebral Private Investor Jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2444797&forum_id=2#39495355)



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Date: January 27th, 2020 10:36 AM
Author: Sinister property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2444797&forum_id=2#39495376)



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Date: January 27th, 2020 8:23 AM
Author: Pearly sanctuary

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2444797&forum_id=2#39494947)



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Date: January 27th, 2020 8:25 AM
Author: Glassy 180 school cafeteria lettuce

Fucking lol. This is up there with the matt Lauer and Anthony Bourdain threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2444797&forum_id=2#39494950)



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Date: January 27th, 2020 8:28 AM
Author: Sable multi-colored sex offender



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Date: January 27th, 2020 8:37 AM
Author: Insane water buffalo state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2444797&forum_id=2#39494967)



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Date: January 27th, 2020 8:38 AM
Author: fragrant bespoke old irish cottage chapel



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Date: January 27th, 2020 8:39 AM
Author: Peach resort mad cow disease



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Date: January 27th, 2020 8:51 AM
Author: Carmine Psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2444797&forum_id=2#39494994)



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Date: January 28th, 2020 3:40 PM
Author: Curious turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2444797&forum_id=2#39502546)



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Date: January 27th, 2020 10:42 AM
Author: scarlet self-centered brethren international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2444797&forum_id=2#39495411)



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Date: January 28th, 2020 11:15 PM
Author: very tactful burgundy stage degenerate

jesus christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2444797&forum_id=2#39505024)



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Date: January 28th, 2020 11:16 PM
Author: magical swashbuckling stage digit ratio



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