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Susman: 100k bonuses, 401k match, profit sharing. Your firm: lol

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concupiscible abode
  01/03/14
missed a perfect opportunity for a [NO BREAKFAST] there brah
drab curious ladyboy
  01/03/14
Stupid character limits
concupiscible abode
  01/03/14
Do any other firms match 401k? Fucking lame that firms matc...
Nudist galvanic masturbator
  01/03/14
Seems to be popular for midlaw firms/boutiques to 401k match...
Splenetic brass national security agency son of senegal
  01/03/14
I was at a small firm that matched.
Motley glassy coldplay fan theatre
  04/24/15
I'm at a boutique that profit-shares into our 401k every yea...
bisexual bateful mexican
  04/24/15
My secretary is a goddamned retard.
bat-shit-crazy stirring goal in life
  01/03/14
my firm contributes 3% of my salary per year regardless of w...
Hairless emerald degenerate
  01/10/14
my old firm did this. it is a way to pass 401k testing from ...
razzle-dazzle native
  04/24/15
That's because there are rules against 401k plans favoring p...
lavender half-breed
  04/23/15
They hire like 22 people a year and they make a third of the...
bat-shit-crazy stirring goal in life
  01/03/14
To be fair, PS: They also all bill >3k/year.
cobalt base
  01/10/14
to be fair, So do people at Quinn.
concupiscible abode
  01/10/14
To be fair, Quinn is bad but it's not as bad as Susman. N...
cobalt base
  01/10/14
To be fair, Susman associates get paid for the extra time. ...
White house
  01/10/14
To be fair, Brother if you're *legit billing* >3k hour...
cobalt base
  01/10/14
As a dude who billed 80 hours in the last week, I couldn't a...
White house
  01/10/14
To be fair, OFS, fuck Quinn obviously.
cobalt base
  01/10/14
i thought you were a nonlawyer
Gay ratface travel guidebook
  01/10/14
This is a law BORT brother. I'm not a lawyer but stil ljl...
comical orchid site karate
  01/10/14
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Aquamarine newt hunting ground
  04/24/15
To be fair, Brother Deeh isn't a lawyer and he knows more...
cobalt base
  01/10/14
lol brother I've found that's not the case
Gay ratface travel guidebook
  01/10/14
And I would rather make my 100k in-house and work 35 hours a...
sienna adventurous gunner
  04/23/15
lol, quinn http://abovethelaw.com/2014/01/2013-biglaw-bon...
concupiscible abode
  01/10/14
somehow i had an interview with them at *3L* oci. they would...
French pisswyrm senate
  01/10/14
why do you think they interviewed you?
naked stag film
  01/10/14
maybe there weren't that many people with good credentials w...
French pisswyrm senate
  01/10/14
When I was a law clerk, they sent a mailer detailing their b...
White house
  01/10/14
This must be one of my alt pumos
thirsty titillating parlor
  04/24/15
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plum boiling water library
  04/24/15
downsides: -3k hours/years -you probably gotta live in T...
supple piazza
  01/10/14
well, they have a summer program, so they get lots of t6 hon...
slippery stimulating idea he suggested crackhouse
  01/10/14
(MAF T6 grad w/o clerkship)
Aphrodisiac ebony crotch set
  04/23/15
Lol DC clerkships are the best training you could possibly g...
Splenetic brass national security agency son of senegal
  04/23/15
Why not do chill-as-fukkkk market paying V50, where you can ...
Nubile alcoholic hall
  04/24/15
You can. For 2.5 years.
charismatic walnut fanboi chapel
  04/24/15
Yep, then another V50 for 2.5 years, then a V100 for 2.5 yrs...
Nubile alcoholic hall
  04/24/15
Then the sweet peace of the grave
plum boiling water library
  04/24/15
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  04/28/15
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Date: January 3rd, 2014 5:55 PM
Author: concupiscible abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2459659&forum_id=2#24765561)



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Date: January 3rd, 2014 6:11 PM
Author: drab curious ladyboy

missed a perfect opportunity for a [NO BREAKFAST] there brah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2459659&forum_id=2#24765698)



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Date: January 3rd, 2014 6:12 PM
Author: concupiscible abode

Stupid character limits

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2459659&forum_id=2#24765707)



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Date: January 3rd, 2014 6:13 PM
Author: Nudist galvanic masturbator

Do any other firms match 401k? Fucking lame that firms match for secretaries but not associates.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2459659&forum_id=2#24765713)



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Date: January 3rd, 2014 7:09 PM
Author: Splenetic brass national security agency son of senegal

Seems to be popular for midlaw firms/boutiques to 401k match but something biglaw doesn't do. Sorta weird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2459659&forum_id=2#24766196)



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Date: April 24th, 2015 2:06 AM
Author: Motley glassy coldplay fan theatre

I was at a small firm that matched.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2459659&forum_id=2#27749213)



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Date: April 24th, 2015 8:09 AM
Author: bisexual bateful mexican

I'm at a boutique that profit-shares into our 401k every year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2459659&forum_id=2#27749525)



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Date: January 3rd, 2014 7:11 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy stirring goal in life

My secretary is a goddamned retard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2459659&forum_id=2#24766217)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 8:58 PM
Author: Hairless emerald degenerate

my firm contributes 3% of my salary per year regardless of whether i contribute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2459659&forum_id=2#24812677)



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Date: April 24th, 2015 12:05 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle native

my old firm did this. it is a way to pass 401k testing from the irs or some shit. the bullshit thing though was that the 3% came from our base salary. so instead of 160 we earned 155 or so with 5 going to the 401k.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2459659&forum_id=2#27748692)



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Date: April 23rd, 2015 11:44 PM
Author: lavender half-breed

That's because there are rules against 401k plans favoring people that make a lit of money. Its common for fairly common for firms to do a 3% safe-harbor contribution.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2459659&forum_id=2#27748562)



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Date: January 3rd, 2014 7:11 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy stirring goal in life

They hire like 22 people a year and they make a third of them partners in 6 years. It's not really a widespread thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2459659&forum_id=2#24766212)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 8:56 PM
Author: cobalt base

To be fair,

PS: They also all bill >3k/year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2459659&forum_id=2#24812668)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 8:57 PM
Author: concupiscible abode

to be fair,

So do people at Quinn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2459659&forum_id=2#24812674)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 9:01 PM
Author: cobalt base

To be fair,

Quinn is bad but it's not as bad as Susman. Not to defend Quinn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2459659&forum_id=2#24812695)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 9:09 PM
Author: White house

To be fair, Susman associates get paid for the extra time. Quinn associates just get to wear track suits to work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2459659&forum_id=2#24812743)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 9:11 PM
Author: cobalt base

To be fair,

Brother if you're *legit billing* >3k hours annually for years on end (and they are indeed legit billing that), no amount of money short of seven figures is even arguably fairly compensating you for your time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2459659&forum_id=2#24812756)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 9:13 PM
Author: White house

As a dude who billed 80 hours in the last week, I couldn't agree more. But, I'd rather make 300k for my 3000 hours at Susman than 200k for my 2900 hours at Quinn. That's all I'm saying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2459659&forum_id=2#24812771)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: cobalt base

To be fair,

OFS, fuck Quinn obviously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2459659&forum_id=2#24812780)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 9:37 PM
Author: Gay ratface travel guidebook

i thought you were a nonlawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2459659&forum_id=2#24812871)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 9:46 PM
Author: comical orchid site karate

This is a law BORT brother.

I'm not a lawyer but stil ljl'ing at those quinn suckers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2459659&forum_id=2#24812921)



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Date: April 24th, 2015 12:10 AM
Author: Aquamarine newt hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2459659&forum_id=2#27748737)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 9:46 PM
Author: cobalt base

To be fair,

Brother Deeh isn't a lawyer and he knows more about the legal profession than most practitioners.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2459659&forum_id=2#24812923)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 10:14 PM
Author: Gay ratface travel guidebook

lol brother I've found that's not the case

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2459659&forum_id=2#24813048)



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Date: April 23rd, 2015 10:55 PM
Author: sienna adventurous gunner

And I would rather make my 100k in-house and work 35 hours a week and go home with zero stress. Enjoy your early death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2459659&forum_id=2#27748146)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 8:55 PM
Author: concupiscible abode

lol, quinn

http://abovethelaw.com/2014/01/2013-biglaw-bonuses-an-atl-infographic/most-generous-law-firms-final-4/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2459659&forum_id=2#24812663)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 9:01 PM
Author: French pisswyrm senate

somehow i had an interview with them at *3L* oci. they would have been out of my league even for 2L.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2459659&forum_id=2#24812689)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 9:02 PM
Author: naked stag film

why do you think they interviewed you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2459659&forum_id=2#24812702)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 9:34 PM
Author: French pisswyrm senate

maybe there weren't that many people with good credentials who signed up. i got a nice dinner out of it and they were friendly so i can't complain much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2459659&forum_id=2#24812856)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 9:08 PM
Author: White house

When I was a law clerk, they sent a mailer detailing their bonuses and salaries and partnership odds. I applied and I've never received a rejection letter faster. It was in my mail box in 3 days, and I live no where near Houston.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2459659&forum_id=2#24812734)



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Date: April 24th, 2015 1:24 AM
Author: thirsty titillating parlor

This must be one of my alt pumos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2459659&forum_id=2#27749059)



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Date: April 24th, 2015 10:19 AM
Author: plum boiling water library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2459659&forum_id=2#27749862)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 10:23 PM
Author: supple piazza

downsides:

-3k hours/years

-you probably gotta live in Texas (mainly Houston); Seattle is an OK office; the LA/NY offices are too small

-partners there don't make that much

-they overrate clerkships and it causes their talent to suffer; a T6 honors grad who forgoes a clerkship won't get hired, but a UHouston grad who got a SD Tex clerkship will get hired

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2459659&forum_id=2#24813088)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 10:32 PM
Author: slippery stimulating idea he suggested crackhouse

well, they have a summer program, so they get lots of t6 honors applicants that ALSO clerk. hard to imagine they're less talented than a host of other very-talented litigation firms (keker, morvillo, munger, w&c, etc.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2459659&forum_id=2#24813124)



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Date: April 23rd, 2015 10:51 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac ebony crotch set

(MAF T6 grad w/o clerkship)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2459659&forum_id=2#27748106)



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Date: April 23rd, 2015 11:37 PM
Author: Splenetic brass national security agency son of senegal

Lol DC clerkships are the best training you could possibly get in 1 yr. It's valuing experience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2459659&forum_id=2#27748514)



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Date: April 24th, 2015 8:46 AM
Author: Nubile alcoholic hall

Why not do chill-as-fukkkk market paying V50, where you can do 2000 hours even and get the market bonus that isn't all that much smaller

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2459659&forum_id=2#27749623)



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Date: April 24th, 2015 8:47 AM
Author: charismatic walnut fanboi chapel

You can. For 2.5 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2459659&forum_id=2#27749626)



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Date: April 24th, 2015 9:17 AM
Author: Nubile alcoholic hall

Yep, then another V50 for 2.5 years, then a V100 for 2.5 yrs, and finally you go in house or govt for a modest pay cut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2459659&forum_id=2#27749685)



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Date: April 24th, 2015 10:18 AM
Author: plum boiling water library

Then the sweet peace of the grave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2459659&forum_id=2#27749860)



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Date: April 28th, 2015 2:44 PM
Author: arousing alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2459659&forum_id=2#27778791)



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Date: April 24th, 2015 9:11 AM
Author: Vibrant puce school partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2459659&forum_id=2#27749671)