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Susman: 100k bonuses, 401k match, profit sharing. Your firm: lol

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Brass vibrant locus newt
  01/03/14
missed a perfect opportunity for a [NO BREAKFAST] there brah
Pink elite public bath degenerate
  01/03/14
Stupid character limits
Brass vibrant locus newt
  01/03/14
Do any other firms match 401k? Fucking lame that firms matc...
gay wrinkle bawdyhouse
  01/03/14
Seems to be popular for midlaw firms/boutiques to 401k match...
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  01/03/14
I was at a small firm that matched.
Filthy crimson sweet tailpipe abode
  04/24/15
I'm at a boutique that profit-shares into our 401k every yea...
aquamarine stage filthpig
  04/24/15
My secretary is a goddamned retard.
Histrionic onyx laser beams
  01/03/14
my firm contributes 3% of my salary per year regardless of w...
light spectacular alpha
  01/10/14
my old firm did this. it is a way to pass 401k testing from ...
Domesticated talented school cafeteria
  04/24/15
That's because there are rules against 401k plans favoring p...
Blue Casino
  04/23/15
They hire like 22 people a year and they make a third of the...
Histrionic onyx laser beams
  01/03/14
To be fair, PS: They also all bill >3k/year.
Unholy Address
  01/10/14
to be fair, So do people at Quinn.
Brass vibrant locus newt
  01/10/14
To be fair, Quinn is bad but it's not as bad as Susman. N...
Unholy Address
  01/10/14
To be fair, Susman associates get paid for the extra time. ...
Crystalline vengeful sanctuary therapy
  01/10/14
To be fair, Brother if you're *legit billing* >3k hour...
Unholy Address
  01/10/14
As a dude who billed 80 hours in the last week, I couldn't a...
Crystalline vengeful sanctuary therapy
  01/10/14
To be fair, OFS, fuck Quinn obviously.
Unholy Address
  01/10/14
i thought you were a nonlawyer
Big-titted marvelous field kitty cat
  01/10/14
This is a law BORT brother. I'm not a lawyer but stil ljl...
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  01/10/14
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Dull aphrodisiac son of senegal
  04/24/15
To be fair, Brother Deeh isn't a lawyer and he knows more...
Unholy Address
  01/10/14
lol brother I've found that's not the case
Big-titted marvelous field kitty cat
  01/10/14
And I would rather make my 100k in-house and work 35 hours a...
Mint startled point useless brakes
  04/23/15
lol, quinn http://abovethelaw.com/2014/01/2013-biglaw-bon...
Brass vibrant locus newt
  01/10/14
somehow i had an interview with them at *3L* oci. they would...
Provocative carmine tank
  01/10/14
why do you think they interviewed you?
Hairraiser olive state hunting ground
  01/10/14
maybe there weren't that many people with good credentials w...
Provocative carmine tank
  01/10/14
When I was a law clerk, they sent a mailer detailing their b...
Crystalline vengeful sanctuary therapy
  01/10/14
This must be one of my alt pumos
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  04/24/15
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white big gas station
  04/24/15
downsides: -3k hours/years -you probably gotta live in T...
Galvanic brilliant yarmulke range
  01/10/14
well, they have a summer program, so they get lots of t6 hon...
Titillating circlehead really tough guy
  01/10/14
(MAF T6 grad w/o clerkship)
Lilac diverse faggotry senate
  04/23/15
Lol DC clerkships are the best training you could possibly g...
Naked mind-boggling toaster chapel
  04/23/15
Why not do chill-as-fukkkk market paying V50, where you can ...
fantasy-prone violent fat ankles hospital
  04/24/15
You can. For 2.5 years.
Bronze Orchestra Pit
  04/24/15
Yep, then another V50 for 2.5 years, then a V100 for 2.5 yrs...
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  04/24/15
Then the sweet peace of the grave
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  04/24/15
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Date: January 3rd, 2014 5:55 PM
Author: Brass vibrant locus newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2459659&forum_id=2#24765561)



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Date: January 3rd, 2014 6:11 PM
Author: Pink elite public bath degenerate

missed a perfect opportunity for a [NO BREAKFAST] there brah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2459659&forum_id=2#24765698)



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Date: January 3rd, 2014 6:12 PM
Author: Brass vibrant locus newt

Stupid character limits

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2459659&forum_id=2#24765707)



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Date: January 3rd, 2014 6:13 PM
Author: gay wrinkle bawdyhouse

Do any other firms match 401k? Fucking lame that firms match for secretaries but not associates.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2459659&forum_id=2#24765713)



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Date: January 3rd, 2014 7:09 PM
Author: Naked mind-boggling toaster chapel

Seems to be popular for midlaw firms/boutiques to 401k match but something biglaw doesn't do. Sorta weird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2459659&forum_id=2#24766196)



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Date: April 24th, 2015 2:06 AM
Author: Filthy crimson sweet tailpipe abode

I was at a small firm that matched.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2459659&forum_id=2#27749213)



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Date: April 24th, 2015 8:09 AM
Author: aquamarine stage filthpig

I'm at a boutique that profit-shares into our 401k every year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2459659&forum_id=2#27749525)



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Date: January 3rd, 2014 7:11 PM
Author: Histrionic onyx laser beams

My secretary is a goddamned retard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2459659&forum_id=2#24766217)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 8:58 PM
Author: light spectacular alpha

my firm contributes 3% of my salary per year regardless of whether i contribute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2459659&forum_id=2#24812677)



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Date: April 24th, 2015 12:05 AM
Author: Domesticated talented school cafeteria

my old firm did this. it is a way to pass 401k testing from the irs or some shit. the bullshit thing though was that the 3% came from our base salary. so instead of 160 we earned 155 or so with 5 going to the 401k.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2459659&forum_id=2#27748692)



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Date: April 23rd, 2015 11:44 PM
Author: Blue Casino

That's because there are rules against 401k plans favoring people that make a lit of money. Its common for fairly common for firms to do a 3% safe-harbor contribution.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2459659&forum_id=2#27748562)



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Date: January 3rd, 2014 7:11 PM
Author: Histrionic onyx laser beams

They hire like 22 people a year and they make a third of them partners in 6 years. It's not really a widespread thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2459659&forum_id=2#24766212)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 8:56 PM
Author: Unholy Address

To be fair,

PS: They also all bill >3k/year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2459659&forum_id=2#24812668)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 8:57 PM
Author: Brass vibrant locus newt

to be fair,

So do people at Quinn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2459659&forum_id=2#24812674)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 9:01 PM
Author: Unholy Address

To be fair,

Quinn is bad but it's not as bad as Susman. Not to defend Quinn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2459659&forum_id=2#24812695)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 9:09 PM
Author: Crystalline vengeful sanctuary therapy

To be fair, Susman associates get paid for the extra time. Quinn associates just get to wear track suits to work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2459659&forum_id=2#24812743)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 9:11 PM
Author: Unholy Address

To be fair,

Brother if you're *legit billing* >3k hours annually for years on end (and they are indeed legit billing that), no amount of money short of seven figures is even arguably fairly compensating you for your time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2459659&forum_id=2#24812756)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 9:13 PM
Author: Crystalline vengeful sanctuary therapy

As a dude who billed 80 hours in the last week, I couldn't agree more. But, I'd rather make 300k for my 3000 hours at Susman than 200k for my 2900 hours at Quinn. That's all I'm saying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2459659&forum_id=2#24812771)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: Unholy Address

To be fair,

OFS, fuck Quinn obviously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2459659&forum_id=2#24812780)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 9:37 PM
Author: Big-titted marvelous field kitty cat

i thought you were a nonlawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2459659&forum_id=2#24812871)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 9:46 PM
Author: black genital piercing tanning salon

This is a law BORT brother.

I'm not a lawyer but stil ljl'ing at those quinn suckers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2459659&forum_id=2#24812921)



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Date: April 24th, 2015 12:10 AM
Author: Dull aphrodisiac son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2459659&forum_id=2#27748737)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 9:46 PM
Author: Unholy Address

To be fair,

Brother Deeh isn't a lawyer and he knows more about the legal profession than most practitioners.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2459659&forum_id=2#24812923)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 10:14 PM
Author: Big-titted marvelous field kitty cat

lol brother I've found that's not the case

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2459659&forum_id=2#24813048)



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Date: April 23rd, 2015 10:55 PM
Author: Mint startled point useless brakes

And I would rather make my 100k in-house and work 35 hours a week and go home with zero stress. Enjoy your early death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2459659&forum_id=2#27748146)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 8:55 PM
Author: Brass vibrant locus newt

lol, quinn

http://abovethelaw.com/2014/01/2013-biglaw-bonuses-an-atl-infographic/most-generous-law-firms-final-4/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2459659&forum_id=2#24812663)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 9:01 PM
Author: Provocative carmine tank

somehow i had an interview with them at *3L* oci. they would have been out of my league even for 2L.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2459659&forum_id=2#24812689)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 9:02 PM
Author: Hairraiser olive state hunting ground

why do you think they interviewed you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2459659&forum_id=2#24812702)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 9:34 PM
Author: Provocative carmine tank

maybe there weren't that many people with good credentials who signed up. i got a nice dinner out of it and they were friendly so i can't complain much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2459659&forum_id=2#24812856)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 9:08 PM
Author: Crystalline vengeful sanctuary therapy

When I was a law clerk, they sent a mailer detailing their bonuses and salaries and partnership odds. I applied and I've never received a rejection letter faster. It was in my mail box in 3 days, and I live no where near Houston.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2459659&forum_id=2#24812734)



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Date: April 24th, 2015 1:24 AM
Author: chestnut site

This must be one of my alt pumos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2459659&forum_id=2#27749059)



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Date: April 24th, 2015 10:19 AM
Author: white big gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2459659&forum_id=2#27749862)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 10:23 PM
Author: Galvanic brilliant yarmulke range

downsides:

-3k hours/years

-you probably gotta live in Texas (mainly Houston); Seattle is an OK office; the LA/NY offices are too small

-partners there don't make that much

-they overrate clerkships and it causes their talent to suffer; a T6 honors grad who forgoes a clerkship won't get hired, but a UHouston grad who got a SD Tex clerkship will get hired

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2459659&forum_id=2#24813088)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 10:32 PM
Author: Titillating circlehead really tough guy

well, they have a summer program, so they get lots of t6 honors applicants that ALSO clerk. hard to imagine they're less talented than a host of other very-talented litigation firms (keker, morvillo, munger, w&c, etc.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2459659&forum_id=2#24813124)



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Date: April 23rd, 2015 10:51 PM
Author: Lilac diverse faggotry senate

(MAF T6 grad w/o clerkship)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2459659&forum_id=2#27748106)



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Date: April 23rd, 2015 11:37 PM
Author: Naked mind-boggling toaster chapel

Lol DC clerkships are the best training you could possibly get in 1 yr. It's valuing experience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2459659&forum_id=2#27748514)



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Date: April 24th, 2015 8:46 AM
Author: fantasy-prone violent fat ankles hospital

Why not do chill-as-fukkkk market paying V50, where you can do 2000 hours even and get the market bonus that isn't all that much smaller

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2459659&forum_id=2#27749623)



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Date: April 24th, 2015 8:47 AM
Author: Bronze Orchestra Pit

You can. For 2.5 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2459659&forum_id=2#27749626)



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Date: April 24th, 2015 9:17 AM
Author: fantasy-prone violent fat ankles hospital

Yep, then another V50 for 2.5 years, then a V100 for 2.5 yrs, and finally you go in house or govt for a modest pay cut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2459659&forum_id=2#27749685)



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Date: April 24th, 2015 10:18 AM
Author: white big gas station

Then the sweet peace of the grave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2459659&forum_id=2#27749860)



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Date: April 28th, 2015 2:44 PM
Author: Odious idiot double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2459659&forum_id=2#27778791)



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Date: April 24th, 2015 9:11 AM
Author: learning disabled den crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2459659&forum_id=2#27749671)