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On marketing trip, I'm in first class, partner in coach

How ballsy of a move was this? I used one of my AA regional ...
Transparent legal warrant
  01/27/14
You are a retarded for not changing seats. I had a card with...
olive charismatic shrine
  01/27/14
(dude who lets Darnell have first crack at his wife just to ...
lemon painfully honest gaming laptop
  01/27/14
(nojerb bro)
chestnut pontificating antidepressant drug coffee pot
  01/27/14
lol
godawful juggernaut business firm
  08/08/17
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Bronze fantasy-prone marketing idea new version
  08/08/17
Your pathetic.
pink point
  01/27/14
i'm sorry bro, this is literally the most beta post in the h...
Mahogany Skinny Woman
  01/27/14
LMAO. THIS.
vibrant citrine liquid oxygen
  01/27/14
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Cerise Misanthropic Hall Trust Fund
  08/08/17
Dude is seriously a grateful shit-eating house millenial
Bipolar Whorehouse Internal Respiration
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Peach lodge ladyboy
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Vivacious pea-brained station athletic conference
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  08/08/17
"oh thank you masa' job creator! i don want no bidness ...
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floppy market ratface
  04/13/14
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  07/27/14
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lavender den turdskin
  12/13/14
lol
Bronze fantasy-prone marketing idea new version
  08/08/17
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Gold learning disabled hominid
  08/08/17
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crawly jet-lagged newt
  01/27/14
this. jfc, you xo lawyers would literally hand your boyfrien...
Sadistic saffron headpube
  01/27/14
(guy who is too cool to kiss ass so he makes 25k/year)
chestnut pontificating antidepressant drug coffee pot
  01/27/14
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Deranged Site Potus
  01/27/14
Seriously.
Curious Factory Reset Button
  01/27/14
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boyish thirsty range
  07/27/14
LOL AirTran? How was it like working shitlaw in canton Ohio?...
light psychic volcanic crater
  01/27/14
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aphrodisiac abode electric furnace
  01/27/14
They were based out of BWI when independent from SWA and I l...
olive charismatic shrine
  01/27/14
With you in coach and him in first, how fast did you have to...
bearded flushed haunted graveyard
  01/27/14
The partner is also a bitchasss for accepting. This bro was ...
spectacular gas station blood rage
  01/27/14
That dude was alright in other regards - got me staffed to s...
olive charismatic shrine
  01/27/14
lol if not flame, a true 180 shitlord boss
lemon painfully honest gaming laptop
  01/27/14
...
vibrant citrine liquid oxygen
  01/27/14
...
blathering ticket booth
  08/08/17
partner is a bull that cucked you from your seat
Up-to-no-good parlour personal credit line
  01/27/14
i can't believe you fucking showed your face ITT again. kill...
light psychic volcanic crater
  04/20/14
dude
Up-to-no-good parlour personal credit line
  01/27/14
grow a beard
iridescent dashing weed whacker home
  01/27/14
this post is a reminder why MBAs are so much more alpha than...
Big Menage Pisswyrm
  01/27/14
Did you let him cum in your face after you blew him too?
Curious Factory Reset Button
  01/27/14
gelf is done here.
House-broken mother church building
  01/28/14
...
Flatulent slate garrison faggot firefighter
  03/16/14
Lol you fag
erotic brindle casino half-breed
  07/27/14
lol, what shitcountry are you from brother
Milky Windowlicker Parlor
  07/27/14
most beta poast in the history of XO. I mean JESUS
razzmatazz massive round eye
  12/14/14
What kind of firm sends a Partner in coach on a transcon?
crawly jet-lagged newt
  01/27/14
DLA Piper HTH
haunting rehab
  01/27/14
All firms. Hth.
pink point
  01/27/14
god law is a shitty profession
crawly jet-lagged newt
  01/27/14
For non-billable that should be expected.
Deep duck-like stage deer antler
  01/27/14
one | wrong | move
aphrodisiac abode electric furnace
  01/27/14
*Partner in coach furiously writing your review while obese ...
Exciting Principal's Office
  01/27/14
lole
self-centered avocado voyeur
  01/27/14
...
Deranged Site Potus
  01/27/14
...
Peach lodge ladyboy
  01/27/14
why not just wait for him to board then slip on at the end
Cerebral macaca
  01/27/14
Yeah, I would've done this.
magenta zippy jap stage
  01/27/14
Um no. The proper response is to use your upgrade on a flig...
Peach lodge ladyboy
  01/28/14
faggonometrics ITT at an all time high.
vibrant citrine liquid oxygen
  01/27/14
ONE|WRONG|MOVE
Metal giraffe
  01/27/14
who flies first class on domestic flights?
bespoke partner
  01/27/14
seriously. what a waste of an upgrade.
red alcoholic lettuce
  01/27/14
I've upgraded flights from Philly to San Fran/LA.
Curious Factory Reset Button
  01/27/14
(southwest bro arguing "its just as good")
shimmering doctorate rigor
  01/28/14
i fly 1st class when flying coast to coast ,ape
motley spruce pocket flask
  03/15/14
...
boyish thirsty range
  07/27/14
nonfaggots maybe?
Milky Windowlicker Parlor
  07/27/14
I hope he brought an egg salad sandwich or something.
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Vivacious pea-brained station athletic conference
  03/16/14
A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a fli...
nighttime exhilarant karate crackhouse
  03/18/14
fuck you
Milky Windowlicker Parlor
  07/27/14
always a classic
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Date: January 27th, 2014 11:04 AM
Author: Transparent legal warrant

How ballsy of a move was this? I used one of my AA regional upgrades to hop into first class. Meanwhile partner is in the middle of coach. Boston to la flight so I thought it was worth it. Didn't really think abt how bad this must look until now (ie, we just boarded)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2478882&forum_id=2#24904512)



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Date: January 27th, 2014 11:24 AM
Author: olive charismatic shrine

You are a retarded for not changing seats. I had a card with AirTran back in the day that let me book coach and get gate upgraded to business for any flight (flew at least two or three legs every week for two years). Always let my boss take my seat when traveling for work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2478882&forum_id=2#24904584)



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Date: January 27th, 2014 11:27 AM
Author: lemon painfully honest gaming laptop

(dude who lets Darnell have first crack at his wife just to make everyone happy)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2478882&forum_id=2#24904607)



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Date: January 27th, 2014 11:28 AM
Author: chestnut pontificating antidepressant drug coffee pot

(nojerb bro)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2478882&forum_id=2#24904615)



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Date: August 8th, 2017 7:36 PM
Author: godawful juggernaut business firm

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2478882&forum_id=2#33944983)



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Date: August 8th, 2017 7:38 PM
Author: Bronze fantasy-prone marketing idea new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2478882&forum_id=2#33945002)



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Date: January 27th, 2014 11:37 AM
Author: pink point

Your pathetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2478882&forum_id=2#24904652)



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Date: January 27th, 2014 11:40 AM
Author: Mahogany Skinny Woman

i'm sorry bro, this is literally the most beta post in the history of xo. It makes me sad just to read it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2478882&forum_id=2#24904661)



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Date: January 27th, 2014 11:48 AM
Author: vibrant citrine liquid oxygen

LMAO. THIS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2478882&forum_id=2#24904695)



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Date: August 8th, 2017 7:44 PM
Author: Cerise Misanthropic Hall Trust Fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2478882&forum_id=2#33945032)



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Date: January 27th, 2014 11:50 AM
Author: Bipolar Whorehouse Internal Respiration

Dude is seriously a grateful shit-eating house millenial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2478882&forum_id=2#24904702)



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Date: January 27th, 2014 2:16 PM
Author: Shivering startled area alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2478882&forum_id=2#24905436)



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Date: January 27th, 2014 11:57 PM
Author: Peach lodge ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2478882&forum_id=2#24909005)



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Date: March 15th, 2014 8:48 PM
Author: Vivacious pea-brained station athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2478882&forum_id=2#25196308)



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Date: August 8th, 2017 7:45 PM
Author: Gold learning disabled hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2478882&forum_id=2#33945038)



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Date: January 27th, 2014 11:53 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good parlour personal credit line

"oh thank you masa' job creator! i don want no bidness class seat anyway! makes me too soft to get back out in da fields!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2478882&forum_id=2#24904715)



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Date: January 28th, 2014 10:02 AM
Author: dark trailer park digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2478882&forum_id=2#24910444)



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Date: January 28th, 2014 7:54 PM
Author: House-broken mother church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2478882&forum_id=2#24913571)



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Date: March 15th, 2014 8:49 PM
Author: Vivacious pea-brained station athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2478882&forum_id=2#25196309)



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Date: March 15th, 2014 8:50 PM
Author: apoplectic stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2478882&forum_id=2#25196319)



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Date: March 16th, 2014 11:58 PM
Author: laughsome unhinged puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2478882&forum_id=2#25203627)



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Date: April 13th, 2014 12:46 PM
Author: floppy market ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2478882&forum_id=2#25375731)



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Date: July 27th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: Splenetic stirring pit fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2478882&forum_id=2#26009781)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 11:28 PM
Author: lavender den turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2478882&forum_id=2#26925703)



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Date: August 8th, 2017 7:37 PM
Author: Bronze fantasy-prone marketing idea new version

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2478882&forum_id=2#33944989)



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Date: August 8th, 2017 7:45 PM
Author: Gold learning disabled hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2478882&forum_id=2#33945041)



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Date: January 27th, 2014 11:53 AM
Author: crawly jet-lagged newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2478882&forum_id=2#24904719)



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Date: January 27th, 2014 12:00 PM
Author: Sadistic saffron headpube

this. jfc, you xo lawyers would literally hand your boyfriends dicks over to partners while begging for billables.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2478882&forum_id=2#24904750)



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Date: January 27th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: chestnut pontificating antidepressant drug coffee pot

(guy who is too cool to kiss ass so he makes 25k/year)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2478882&forum_id=2#24905108)



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Date: January 27th, 2014 5:04 PM
Author: Deranged Site Potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2478882&forum_id=2#24906466)



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Date: January 27th, 2014 11:50 PM
Author: Curious Factory Reset Button

Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2478882&forum_id=2#24908970)



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Date: July 27th, 2014 1:57 PM
Author: boyish thirsty range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2478882&forum_id=2#26009701)



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Date: January 27th, 2014 11:46 AM
Author: light psychic volcanic crater

LOL AirTran? How was it like working shitlaw in canton Ohio?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2478882&forum_id=2#24904687)



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Date: January 27th, 2014 11:51 AM
Author: aphrodisiac abode electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2478882&forum_id=2#24904705)



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Date: January 27th, 2014 12:59 PM
Author: olive charismatic shrine

They were based out of BWI when independent from SWA and I lived in Maryland (commuting into DC). Made total sense to take them for 6:30 AM flights every week versus DCA. Far better rewards scheme then US Airways for personal use on vacations. 80% of my travel was to Boston or CA and they had flights every 45 minutes to the former. Did fly them to Dayton and other bumblefuck places though.

To be fair, it went like this (roughly):

"I don't think you are supposed to fly first class on short domestic flights (Boston)."

"I have a card that always gets me free upgrades - it's not costing us anything."

"Does every employee get one of those. I could really use a seat up here, looks packed in coach (ultra stern look)."

"Why don't you take it..."

After that it was essentially unspoken that every time we traveled together I would give it to him. Although he was entitled to first class, he refused to pay for it because he wanted to pocket reimbursement spread on a coach ticket.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2478882&forum_id=2#24905079)



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Date: January 27th, 2014 1:02 PM
Author: bearded flushed haunted graveyard

With you in coach and him in first, how fast did you have to sprint to get to the shoeshine chair before he walked by?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2478882&forum_id=2#24905088)



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Date: January 27th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: spectacular gas station blood rage

The partner is also a bitchasss for accepting. This bro was probably just being polite and the egomaniac partner was like. "SURE ILL TAKE YOUR SEAT." Probably a jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2478882&forum_id=2#24905112)



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Date: January 27th, 2014 1:45 PM
Author: olive charismatic shrine

That dude was alright in other regards - got me staffed to some cool international stuff that I was only marginally qualified for.

Not OK was shrew blast email to the tune of: "It has come to my attention that junior staff because of their more frequent travel have received room upgrades* to a partner hotel closer to where our meeting will be held. Naturally, those rooms should be reallocated to more senior staff once check in has occurred." This was in Canada when the late fall weather was going bad fast. She starting morning meeting by noting her late arrival was due to her long walk and lack of available taxi's in the snowy weather.

*Our firm blocked out corporate town homes in every city where we did business, so they rarely stayed in formal hotels.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2478882&forum_id=2#24905287)



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Date: January 27th, 2014 1:05 PM
Author: lemon painfully honest gaming laptop

lol if not flame, a true 180 shitlord boss

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2478882&forum_id=2#24905102)



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Date: January 27th, 2014 1:12 PM
Author: vibrant citrine liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2478882&forum_id=2#24905134)



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Date: August 8th, 2017 7:35 PM
Author: blathering ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2478882&forum_id=2#33944975)



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Date: January 27th, 2014 1:50 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good parlour personal credit line

partner is a bull that cucked you from your seat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2478882&forum_id=2#24905313)



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Date: April 20th, 2014 1:56 AM
Author: light psychic volcanic crater

i can't believe you fucking showed your face ITT again. kill yourself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2478882&forum_id=2#25413244)



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Date: January 27th, 2014 11:52 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good parlour personal credit line

dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2478882&forum_id=2#24904707)



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Date: January 27th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: iridescent dashing weed whacker home

grow a beard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2478882&forum_id=2#24904741)



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Date: January 27th, 2014 1:54 PM
Author: Big Menage Pisswyrm

this post is a reminder why MBAs are so much more alpha than lawyers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2478882&forum_id=2#24905332)



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Date: January 27th, 2014 11:51 PM
Author: Curious Factory Reset Button

Did you let him cum in your face after you blew him too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2478882&forum_id=2#24908974)



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Date: January 28th, 2014 7:55 PM
Author: House-broken mother church building

gelf is done here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2478882&forum_id=2#24913576)



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Date: March 16th, 2014 11:55 PM
Author: Flatulent slate garrison faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2478882&forum_id=2#25203599)



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Date: July 27th, 2014 1:18 PM
Author: erotic brindle casino half-breed

Lol you fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2478882&forum_id=2#26009506)



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Date: July 27th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: Milky Windowlicker Parlor

lol, what shitcountry are you from brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2478882&forum_id=2#26009709)



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Date: December 14th, 2014 12:01 AM
Author: razzmatazz massive round eye

most beta poast in the history of XO. I mean JESUS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2478882&forum_id=2#26925840)



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Date: January 27th, 2014 11:10 AM
Author: crawly jet-lagged newt

What kind of firm sends a Partner in coach on a transcon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2478882&forum_id=2#24904541)



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Date: January 27th, 2014 11:25 AM
Author: haunting rehab

DLA Piper HTH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2478882&forum_id=2#24904598)



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Date: January 27th, 2014 11:38 AM
Author: pink point

All firms. Hth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2478882&forum_id=2#24904653)



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Date: January 27th, 2014 11:38 AM
Author: crawly jet-lagged newt

god law is a shitty profession

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2478882&forum_id=2#24904655)



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Date: January 27th, 2014 11:44 AM
Author: Deep duck-like stage deer antler

For non-billable that should be expected.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2478882&forum_id=2#24904680)



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Date: January 27th, 2014 11:26 AM
Author: aphrodisiac abode electric furnace

one | wrong | move

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2478882&forum_id=2#24904604)



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Date: January 27th, 2014 11:30 AM
Author: Exciting Principal's Office

*Partner in coach furiously writing your review while obese woman falls asleep on his shoulder*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2478882&forum_id=2#24904622)



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Date: January 27th, 2014 1:12 PM
Author: self-centered avocado voyeur

lole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2478882&forum_id=2#24905135)



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Date: January 27th, 2014 5:06 PM
Author: Deranged Site Potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2478882&forum_id=2#24906480)



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Date: January 27th, 2014 11:49 PM
Author: Peach lodge ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2478882&forum_id=2#24908963)



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Date: January 27th, 2014 11:43 AM
Author: Cerebral macaca

why not just wait for him to board then slip on at the end

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2478882&forum_id=2#24904677)



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Date: January 27th, 2014 1:08 PM
Author: magenta zippy jap stage

Yeah, I would've done this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2478882&forum_id=2#24905113)



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Date: January 28th, 2014 7:46 PM
Author: Peach lodge ladyboy

Um no. The proper response is to use your upgrade on a flight where you weren't flying with co-workers or worse, superiors. If it was a random upgrade then sure, that would have made sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2478882&forum_id=2#24913518)



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Date: January 27th, 2014 11:51 AM
Author: vibrant citrine liquid oxygen

faggonometrics ITT at an all time high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2478882&forum_id=2#24904704)



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Date: January 27th, 2014 11:55 AM
Author: Metal giraffe

ONE|WRONG|MOVE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2478882&forum_id=2#24904729)



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Date: January 27th, 2014 12:03 PM
Author: bespoke partner

who flies first class on domestic flights?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2478882&forum_id=2#24904762)



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Date: January 27th, 2014 11:51 PM
Author: red alcoholic lettuce

seriously. what a waste of an upgrade.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2478882&forum_id=2#24908975)



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Date: January 27th, 2014 11:52 PM
Author: Curious Factory Reset Button

I've upgraded flights from Philly to San Fran/LA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2478882&forum_id=2#24908981)



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Date: January 28th, 2014 10:07 AM
Author: shimmering doctorate rigor

(southwest bro arguing "its just as good")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2478882&forum_id=2#24910459)



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Date: March 15th, 2014 8:58 PM
Author: motley spruce pocket flask

i fly 1st class when flying coast to coast ,ape

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2478882&forum_id=2#25196347)



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Date: July 27th, 2014 1:59 PM
Author: boyish thirsty range



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Date: July 27th, 2014 2:04 PM
Author: Milky Windowlicker Parlor

nonfaggots maybe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2478882&forum_id=2#26009732)



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Date: January 27th, 2014 1:13 PM
Author: Flesh glittery candlestick maker pozpig

I hope he brought an egg salad sandwich or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2478882&forum_id=2#24905142)



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Date: January 27th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: adventurous brilliant legend patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2478882&forum_id=2#24905154)



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Date: January 27th, 2014 2:15 PM
Author: misunderstood black woman meetinghouse



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Date: March 16th, 2014 2:05 PM
Author: Vivacious pea-brained station athletic conference



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Date: March 18th, 2014 10:09 AM
Author: nighttime exhilarant karate crackhouse

A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY.

The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game.

The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.

The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5, and vice versa."

Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500."

This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game. The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5 bill and hands it to the lawyer. "Okay" says the lawyer, "your turn."

She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?" The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references, no answer. He searches the net and the Library of Congress, no answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers, to no avail. After an hour, he wakes the blonde, and hands her $500.

The blonde says, "Thank you", and turns back to get some more sleep.

The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, what's the answer?" Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5, and goes back to sleep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2478882&forum_id=2#25212405)



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Date: July 27th, 2014 2:05 PM
Author: Milky Windowlicker Parlor

fuck you

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Date: December 13th, 2014 11:32 PM
Author: Grizzly Marvelous Mad Cow Disease

always a classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2478882&forum_id=2#26925722)



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Date: April 12th, 2014 8:11 PM
Author: Vivacious pea-brained station athletic conference



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Date: April 20th, 2014 1:52 AM
Author: Vivacious pea-brained station athletic conference



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Date: July 27th, 2014 12:52 PM
Author: Vivacious pea-brained station athletic conference



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Date: December 13th, 2014 11:27 PM
Author: Vivacious pea-brained station athletic conference



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