To be fair, it went like this (roughly):

"I don't think you are supposed to fly first class on short domestic flights (Boston)."

"I have a card that always gets me free upgrades - it's not costing us anything."

"Does every employee get one of those. I could really use a seat up here, looks packed in coach (ultra stern look)."

"Why don't you take it..."

After that it was essentially unspoken that every time we traveled together I would give it to him. Although he was entitled to first class, he refused to pay for it because he wanted to pocket reimbursement spread on a coach ticket.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2478882&forum_id=2#24905079)

Not OK was shrew blast email to the tune of: "It has come to my attention that junior staff because of their more frequent travel have received room upgrades* to a partner hotel closer to where our meeting will be held. Naturally, those rooms should be reallocated to more senior staff once check in has occurred." This was in Canada when the late fall weather was going bad fast. She starting morning meeting by noting her late arrival was due to her long walk and lack of available taxi's in the snowy weather.

*Our firm blocked out corporate town homes in every city where we did business, so they rarely stayed in formal hotels.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2478882&forum_id=2#24905287)

The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game.

The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.

The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5, and vice versa."

Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500."

This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game. The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5 bill and hands it to the lawyer. "Okay" says the lawyer, "your turn."

She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?" The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references, no answer. He searches the net and the Library of Congress, no answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers, to no avail. After an hour, he wakes the blonde, and hands her $500.

The blonde says, "Thank you", and turns back to get some more sleep.

The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, what's the answer?" Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5, and goes back to sleep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2478882&forum_id=2#25212405)