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explain why Vitamixes are worth $500 like i'm 5
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Date: February 11th, 2014 10:17 AM Author: multi-colored ocher business firm clown they are just blenders right? what can it do that a $30 blender can't (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2491659&forum_id=2#24995169) |
Date: February 11th, 2014 10:18 AM Author: learning disabled piazza halford 1. actually blend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2491659&forum_id=2#24995172) |
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Date: February 11th, 2014 10:18 AM Author: Motley heaven masturbator They literally have 2 small horses inside the assembly running the motor. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2491659&forum_id=2#24995173) |
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Date: February 11th, 2014 10:19 AM Author: Indigo Station ACTUAL vitamix owner here.
they're simply the most powerful blenders on the market. there are literally things u cant do with cheaper blenders, like obliterate spinach.
also u can get any big city chick back 2 ur place if u tell her u have a vitamix, not flame.
best $400 i ever spent. |
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Date: February 11th, 2014 10:27 AM Author: multi-colored ocher business firm clown what kinds of stuff can u make in it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2491659&forum_id=2#24995224) |
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Date: February 11th, 2014 10:31 AM Author: Indigo Station 1lb mixed vegetables+2 pints of water-->blend 60 seconds-->chug
there's some other crazy shit i make for girls w/ like yogurt, papaya, spinach, lemons, avacado, etc. really u can do what u want.
for example, the main competitor to vitamix (blendtec) has been blending NON FOOD items. for example:
hockey pucks:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxa_64EOmFI
golf club:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_YaNteKmew
baseball:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFkYKKVuGbk
the vitamix can do all that and more. |
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Date: February 11th, 2014 10:34 AM Author: multi-colored ocher business firm clown can it blend protein powder and ice (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2491659&forum_id=2#24995257) |
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Date: February 11th, 2014 10:35 AM Author: Indigo Station imagine a regular blender is a fucking catapult. a vitamix is a plutonium bomb. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2491659&forum_id=2#24995266) |
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Date: February 11th, 2014 10:38 AM Author: multi-colored ocher business firm clown wtf don't flame me bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2491659&forum_id=2#24995291) |
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Date: February 11th, 2014 10:45 AM Author: Indigo Station its lietrally the best appliance u can possibly buy unless ur some sort of lib who has to chop and stir his own shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2491659&forum_id=2#24995347) |
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Date: February 11th, 2014 11:56 AM Author: apoplectic violet liquid oxygen wtf am i done here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2491659&forum_id=2#24995828) |
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Date: December 27th, 2017 9:28 PM Author: Vivacious milky twinkling uncleanness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2491659&forum_id=2#35021845) |
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Date: February 11th, 2014 10:20 AM Author: Talented blue plaza sneaky criminal $500 sounds high. i paid $350 for mine at costco. you can buy a refurb from vitamix for $300.
it makes easy work of eating a lot of veggies. also, instead of ice cream, i throw in a few strawberries to make a nice sorbet. from that alone, it'll pay for itself in a year or two.
also, and i have this on good evidence, women hop into your bedroom if you tell them that you have a vitamix. |
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Date: February 11th, 2014 10:22 AM Author: Indigo Station there are some vitamixes that are like $800. i think ill achieve wilt chamberlain status if i ever get one. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2491659&forum_id=2#24995194) |
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Date: February 11th, 2014 10:33 AM Author: Talented blue plaza sneaky criminal their most expensive model is $440 refurbished. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2491659&forum_id=2#24995251) |
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Date: February 11th, 2014 10:35 AM Author: multi-colored ocher business firm clown what are the differences in models? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2491659&forum_id=2#24995265) |
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Date: February 11th, 2014 10:36 AM Author: Indigo Station more horsepower. the top models can blend up rocks and bowling balls or even a handgun if u had 2 get rid of the evidence. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2491659&forum_id=2#24995274) |
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Date: April 20th, 2018 8:54 PM Author: gaped kink-friendly mexican faggot firefighter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2491659&forum_id=2#35885411) |
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Date: February 11th, 2014 10:37 AM Author: Talented blue plaza sneaky criminal not a whole lot. the latest one has a little more horse power that you don't need, and the jar is shorter and wider, making it easier to fit under cabinets on the countertop. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2491659&forum_id=2#24995281) |
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Date: February 11th, 2014 10:40 AM Author: multi-colored ocher business firm clown if you fuck up the blade can you replace it easy? so it's just horsepower and not some super innovative patended design or something? spackler is making a pretty good case for me needing to buy one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2491659&forum_id=2#24995307) |
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Date: February 11th, 2014 10:45 AM Author: Talented blue plaza sneaky criminal yes, to both questions. it mainly comes down to the power and the blade is replaceable. i think blendtec and vitamix are basically the same, but that's one of the advantages of vitamix, as you can replace the blade separately. with blendtec, you have to purchase a new jar. answer me this: do you like america? do you like true detective? if you said yes to either question, you need to cop a vitamix. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2491659&forum_id=2#24995345) |
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Date: February 11th, 2014 10:46 AM Author: Indigo Station 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2491659&forum_id=2#24995349) |
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Date: February 11th, 2014 10:50 AM Author: multi-colored ocher business firm clown i fuckin love america & true detective (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2491659&forum_id=2#24995384) |
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Date: February 11th, 2014 10:56 AM Author: Talented blue plaza sneaky criminal if ur finances allow, buy 2 and give 1 to ur parents as a thank you gift for bringing you into this world.
vitamix is an american product from beginning to end. the money you use to buy a vitamix keeps americans employed.
with a vitamix you will eat healthier and feel less sluggish when watching true detective. which will allow you to think more clearly about the plot and character developments.
people used to call america the great melting pot. ten years from now they will say that america is the great vitamix. |
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Date: February 11th, 2014 10:58 AM Author: multi-colored ocher business firm clown okay i'll get one. i also got a true detective iphone case on HBO's website btw (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2491659&forum_id=2#24995440) |
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Date: February 11th, 2014 11:00 AM Author: Talented blue plaza sneaky criminal good man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2491659&forum_id=2#24995451) |
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Date: February 11th, 2014 11:02 AM Author: Motley heaven masturbator Fuck 180 brother buying one now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2491659&forum_id=2#24995462) |
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Date: February 11th, 2014 11:53 AM Author: flushed library doctorate 180. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2491659&forum_id=2#24995810) |
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Date: February 11th, 2014 11:54 AM Author: Thriller Meetinghouse 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2491659&forum_id=2#24995815) |
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Date: February 11th, 2014 11:57 AM Author: apoplectic violet liquid oxygen 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2491659&forum_id=2#24995847) |
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Date: February 14th, 2014 1:24 PM Author: pale hot toaster 53495610 copywriting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2491659&forum_id=2#25017782) |
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Date: April 20th, 2017 11:50 PM Author: Internet-worthy cerise puppy toilet seat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2491659&forum_id=2#33124007) |
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Date: April 20th, 2018 8:35 PM Author: pearl temple (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2491659&forum_id=2#35885256) |
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Date: April 20th, 2018 8:49 PM Author: racy out-of-control native Wow (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2491659&forum_id=2#35885383) |
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Date: February 11th, 2014 4:09 PM Author: lavender french university Blendtec blades are dull, so you don't need to replace them. Vitamix blades will dull over time and require replacement. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2491659&forum_id=2#24997273) |
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Date: February 11th, 2014 4:11 PM Author: lavender french university "Next Generation" models have shorter, wider jars that are easier to clean and aren't freakishly tall like the old ones. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2491659&forum_id=2#24997300) |
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Date: February 11th, 2014 10:35 AM Author: brass buck-toothed step-uncle's house main people The blades will generate enough heat that you can make hot soup from scratch in the blender (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2491659&forum_id=2#24995268) |
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Date: February 11th, 2014 10:40 AM Author: learning disabled piazza halford finally…wondered how long it would take to see this one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2491659&forum_id=2#24995320) |
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Date: February 11th, 2014 11:16 AM Author: erotic alpha They're worth it man. I really wish I had bought one last weekend.
I get this girl back to my apartment, things are going well, she's pretty cool. We go into the kitchen to get a drink and she sees my refurbished "Blendtec" I got on sale.
It was all downhill from there and she bailed shortly thereafter, claiming she had "yoga.. or something, in the morning"
She said she'd "try to text [me] later" but I have yet to hear anything from her , FML |
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Date: February 11th, 2014 11:18 AM Author: Indigo Station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2491659&forum_id=2#24995568) |
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Date: February 11th, 2014 11:30 AM Author: Stimulating salmon giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2491659&forum_id=2#24995654) |
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Date: February 11th, 2014 11:44 AM Author: multi-colored ocher business firm clown (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2491659&forum_id=2#24995744) |
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Date: February 11th, 2014 11:55 AM Author: Unhinged saffron pit crotch You can literally put in an unopened can of vegetables and out will come a completely safe, edible vegetable smoothie. Try it -- it works. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2491659&forum_id=2#24995818) |
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Date: February 11th, 2014 11:58 AM Author: apoplectic violet liquid oxygen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2491659&forum_id=2#24995854) |
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Date: February 11th, 2014 11:57 AM Author: Slimy hunting ground ladyboy Vitamixes will help you tear up a lot of things, ask anyone.
But they thing they tear up better than any other appliance? Panties. |
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Date: February 11th, 2014 11:58 AM Author: apoplectic violet liquid oxygen basically if u own a vitamix u don't have to jump when the plane crashes, u can stay reclined and ull be fine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2491659&forum_id=2#24995857) |
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Date: February 11th, 2014 12:00 PM Author: Unhinged saffron pit crotch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2491659&forum_id=2#24995864) |
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Date: February 11th, 2014 12:01 PM Author: harsh pistol so they basically made the vitamix out of the black box material?
got it. |
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Date: February 11th, 2014 12:04 PM Author: apoplectic violet liquid oxygen yet ironically the vitamix is the only machine that can puree a black box what i'm saying is the vitamix is basically one big diamond |
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Date: February 11th, 2014 12:00 PM Author: Unhinged saffron pit crotch Any one Vitamix is capable of blending another Vitamix within the Vitamix. It seems to defy the laws of physics and nature but try it -- it works. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2491659&forum_id=2#24995868) |
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Date: February 11th, 2014 12:01 PM Author: harsh pistol but you could never destroy the vitamix enough to make it fit in the other vitamix, so it is a moot point. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2491659&forum_id=2#24995873) |
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Date: February 11th, 2014 12:01 PM Author: wonderful copper legal warrant incel Man have you ever used a $30 blender? They are SPS. Never actually completely smooth after blending. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2491659&forum_id=2#24995872) |
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Date: February 11th, 2014 4:26 PM Author: Stimulating salmon giraffe VROOM! VROOM! VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! VROOM! VROOM! VROOM! VROOOOOOOM! |
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Date: April 20th, 2017 9:28 PM Author: pearl temple (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2491659&forum_id=2#33122771) |
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Date: May 19th, 2017 10:29 PM Author: pearl temple (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2491659&forum_id=2#33348758) |
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Date: May 19th, 2017 10:31 PM Author: violent ticket booth looks like they've gotten a bit cheaper due to more competition in the last few years (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2491659&forum_id=2#33348770) |
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Date: May 19th, 2017 10:38 PM Author: Twisted curious factory reset button how are these fucking mixers so popular? seems like that fat gay guy is always hawking them on qvc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2491659&forum_id=2#33348801) |
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Date: May 19th, 2017 10:43 PM Author: violent ticket booth they were the original PRESTIGIOUS blender. 5 years ago other than blendtec (which doesn't blend *quite* as well) they had basically no competition, and vitamix has been around a lot longer than that. it's exponentially better than your generic department store blender in terms of actually blending shit.
the last couple of years there have been a lot of powerful blenders come on market for a bit less (~200, you can commonly get vitamixes at $320, less for refurbished) but I'd still take vitamix over any of them based on their track record. They're absurdly reliable and the biggest problem I had with previous blenders (admittedly ttts) was that they just fucking broke all the time. |
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Date: May 19th, 2017 10:51 PM Author: Twisted curious factory reset button i just didn't know that many fucking people make smoothies.
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Date: May 19th, 2017 10:52 PM Author: violent ticket booth smoothies are 180 billion I make them all the time
I've also used it to make squash soup when I'm too lazy to use a pot after blending it (the blades spin fast enough to heat it up). TTT blenders will leave strands and shit, with vitamix it's smooth as silk
It's a pain in the ass to get out but can also be used to make almond butter etc. if you're cheap |
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Date: May 19th, 2017 10:53 PM Author: pearl temple What kinds of smoothies? I need to switch it up a bit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2491659&forum_id=2#33348872) |
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Date: May 19th, 2017 10:55 PM Author: violent ticket booth Usually a green protein fruit smoothie when I don't feel like cooking but still want something healthy instead of takeout garbage
But more standard desert-smoothies are also 180 and I make them from time to time. |
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Date: May 19th, 2017 10:58 PM Author: pearl temple Do you always use bananas? I do. Maybe it's time to drop the bananas. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2491659&forum_id=2#33348898) |
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Date: May 19th, 2017 10:59 PM Author: violent ticket booth For green smoothies I do, I let them sit out and brown then stick them in the fridge. Other than spinach they're the base
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Date: May 19th, 2017 10:50 PM Author: carmine locale They're great for blending breakfast smoothies - can slip a morning after pill in to take care of all the honies you creampie. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2491659&forum_id=2#33348853) |
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Date: May 19th, 2017 10:50 PM Author: sticky contagious filthpig Fuck now I really want one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2491659&forum_id=2#33348856) |
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Date: May 19th, 2017 10:55 PM Author: pearl temple (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2491659&forum_id=2#33348884) |
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Date: April 20th, 2018 8:55 PM Author: jet hissy fit does it really liquefy peach stones etc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2491659&forum_id=2#35885415) |
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Date: April 20th, 2018 9:00 PM Author: electric hideous roommate i don't have a vitamix but i have a blendtec and it's worth every penny. it works the way you'd think a blender ought to work. if you put stuff in it, it WILL blend. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2491659&forum_id=2#35885438) |