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The Day I Chose Law School

It was 2005. I was young, strong, virile. I could drink, smo...
Well-lubricated university associate
  02/20/14
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beady-eyed scourge upon the earth nursing home
  02/20/14
underrated
aquamarine outnumbered area
  02/20/14
"underrated" means it is even better than most boa...
lascivious coral crotch
  11/21/14
That is literally the definition.
Fear-inspiring clown
  11/21/14
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  02/20/14
will forever be underrated
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  02/20/14
180. true scholarship
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  02/20/14
op operating at a very high level right now
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  02/21/14
was it you that chose law school, or was it law school that ...
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Jade Multi-billionaire
  02/21/14
Excellent
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Crimson gunner
  02/21/14
Morning commute bump
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  02/21/14
I enjoyed this.
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Mahogany Macaca Tattoo
  02/21/14
must read
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Well-lubricated university associate
  02/22/14
reading this gave me chest pains
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  02/22/14
would read again
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  11/21/14
The next afternoon, I stood anxiously by the door waiting fo...
Fiercely-loyal Dilemma Jewess
  11/21/14
180.
twinkling dragon
  11/21/14
Wow.
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  11/21/14
god damn
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Yikes
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I've no pity for you GC storm trooper.
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  06/14/18


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Date: February 20th, 2014 8:24 PM
Author: Well-lubricated university associate

It was 2005. I was young, strong, virile. I could drink, smoke, and fuck like nobody's business. The Strokes had just released First Impressions of Earth. There were tasty buds, good bros, and AZN girls lining up as far as my reddened eyes could see.

A former lawyer herself, the guidance counselor told me straight. She was frank and competent, no bullshit. I wasn't listening, didn't listen to much in those days. But couldn't she have slapped me, screamed at me, stabbed me in the hand with a letter opener, anchoring me to her cheap plasterboard desk until I agreed to do something, ANYTHING, but take the LSAT? She didn't; that would have been too much to ask. And so I lost myself.

I got home that day, smoked a bowl with my roommate, and settled into the couch on our patio to drink a Dos Equis and watch the sun set. The sky was impossibly red, the heart of a wood stove burning deep in the winter. I fell asleep.

I dreamed of a smartly dressed woman, sitting by a window in an office inundated with files, numbers, spreadsheets, data visibly flying through the air in weird tangents. I was kneeling, and the woman's hand was around my throat, gripping tighter and ever tighter, pain and constriction growing and unbearable but without the happy relief of unconsciousness. And then she raised her dry lips to my ear and, in a nasal whisper, asked: "Can you please fix the margins and resend?"

I woke alone and breathless in the early morning cold.



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Date: February 20th, 2014 8:26 PM
Author: beady-eyed scourge upon the earth nursing home

180

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Date: February 20th, 2014 8:26 PM
Author: aquamarine outnumbered area

underrated

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Date: November 21st, 2014 12:18 PM
Author: lascivious coral crotch

"underrated" means it is even better than most board members think?

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Date: November 21st, 2014 12:23 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring clown

That is literally the definition.

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Date: February 20th, 2014 8:58 PM
Author: Domesticated curious travel guidebook useless brakes

180

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Date: February 20th, 2014 9:01 PM
Author: onyx exhilarant mother keepsake machete

will forever be underrated

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Date: February 20th, 2014 9:03 PM
Author: Glittery Lodge Organic Girlfriend

180. true scholarship

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Date: February 21st, 2014 12:24 AM
Author: Hairless concupiscible whorehouse private investor

op operating at a very high level right now

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Date: February 21st, 2014 12:40 AM
Author: comical ungodly stag film feces

was it you that chose law school, or was it law school that chose you...

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Date: February 21st, 2014 12:42 AM
Author: Jade Multi-billionaire



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Date: February 21st, 2014 1:04 AM
Author: anal pea-brained rehab idiot

Excellent

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Date: February 21st, 2014 4:21 AM
Author: Crimson gunner



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Date: February 21st, 2014 6:56 AM
Author: Puce Bull Headed National Security Agency School

Morning commute bump

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Date: February 21st, 2014 7:02 AM
Author: Purple native doctorate

I enjoyed this.

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Date: February 21st, 2014 7:16 AM
Author: Mahogany Macaca Tattoo



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Date: February 21st, 2014 7:29 AM
Author: thirsty pearl locale

must read

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Date: February 22nd, 2014 1:54 AM
Author: Well-lubricated university associate



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Date: February 22nd, 2014 1:57 AM
Author: Ruddy pungent property

reading this gave me chest pains

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Date: February 22nd, 2014 1:59 AM
Author: lime motley hunting ground

would read again

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Date: February 22nd, 2014 1:59 AM
Author: Internet-worthy Violent Sound Barrier



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Date: November 21st, 2014 1:27 AM
Author: sexy greedy immigrant knife



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Date: November 21st, 2014 1:38 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Dilemma Jewess

The next afternoon, I stood anxiously by the door waiting for my roommate so we could make a run to Taco Bell. As I wrestled my way into a hooded sweatshirt, I noticed out of the corner of my eye what appeared to be etchings around the door frame. As I looked closer, it appeared that someone had notched small letters into the wood, probably with a knife. I ran my fingers gently over the slightly splintered wood. The letters read "WHOJUSTJOINED."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2499680&forum_id=2#26763508)



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Date: November 21st, 2014 12:20 PM
Author: twinkling dragon

180.

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Date: November 21st, 2014 12:14 PM
Author: peach sticky goyim twinkling uncleanness

Wow.

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Date: November 21st, 2014 12:17 PM
Author: clear razzle-dazzle hell turdskin

god damn

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Date: July 24th, 2015 1:50 PM
Author: razzmatazz chrome sex offender point

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Date: July 24th, 2015 3:15 PM
Author: talented ebony field



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Date: June 14th, 2018 5:01 PM
Author: sickened parlour



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Date: June 14th, 2018 5:04 PM
Author: pontificating diverse faggot firefighter

I've no pity for you GC storm trooper.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2499680&forum_id=2#36246677)