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The Day I Chose Law School

It was 2005. I was young, strong, virile. I could drink, smo...
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Date: February 20th, 2014 8:24 PM
Author: Crimson gunner multi-billionaire

It was 2005. I was young, strong, virile. I could drink, smoke, and fuck like nobody's business. The Strokes had just released First Impressions of Earth. There were tasty buds, good bros, and AZN girls lining up as far as my reddened eyes could see.

A former lawyer herself, the guidance counselor told me straight. She was frank and competent, no bullshit. I wasn't listening, didn't listen to much in those days. But couldn't she have slapped me, screamed at me, stabbed me in the hand with a letter opener, anchoring me to her cheap plasterboard desk until I agreed to do something, ANYTHING, but take the LSAT? She didn't; that would have been too much to ask. And so I lost myself.

I got home that day, smoked a bowl with my roommate, and settled into the couch on our patio to drink a Dos Equis and watch the sun set. The sky was impossibly red, the heart of a wood stove burning deep in the winter. I fell asleep.

I dreamed of a smartly dressed woman, sitting by a window in an office inundated with files, numbers, spreadsheets, data visibly flying through the air in weird tangents. I was kneeling, and the woman's hand was around my throat, gripping tighter and ever tighter, pain and constriction growing and unbearable but without the happy relief of unconsciousness. And then she raised her dry lips to my ear and, in a nasal whisper, asked: "Can you please fix the margins and resend?"

I woke alone and breathless in the early morning cold.



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Date: February 20th, 2014 8:26 PM
Author: lilac pistol weed whacker

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Date: February 20th, 2014 8:26 PM
Author: Vigorous Fear-inspiring Forum

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Date: November 21st, 2014 12:18 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Self-centered Casino

"underrated" means it is even better than most board members think?

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Date: November 21st, 2014 12:23 PM
Author: infuriating lay knife

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Date: February 20th, 2014 8:58 PM
Author: bat shit crazy marvelous parlor

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Date: February 20th, 2014 9:01 PM
Author: Learning disabled henna field

will forever be underrated

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Date: February 20th, 2014 9:03 PM
Author: soul-stirring site

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Date: February 21st, 2014 12:24 AM
Author: Cerebral piazza idiot

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Date: February 21st, 2014 12:40 AM
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Date: February 21st, 2014 12:42 AM
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Date: February 21st, 2014 1:04 AM
Author: Ungodly box office mediation

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Date: February 21st, 2014 4:21 AM
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Date: February 21st, 2014 6:56 AM
Author: stirring giraffe property

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Date: February 21st, 2014 7:02 AM
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Date: February 21st, 2014 7:16 AM
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Date: February 21st, 2014 7:29 AM
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Date: February 22nd, 2014 1:54 AM
Author: Crimson gunner multi-billionaire



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Date: February 22nd, 2014 1:57 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone stag film old irish cottage

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Date: February 22nd, 2014 1:59 AM
Author: hyperventilating den faggot firefighter

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Date: February 22nd, 2014 1:59 AM
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Date: November 21st, 2014 1:27 AM
Author: 180 trailer park philosopher-king



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Date: November 21st, 2014 1:38 AM
Author: Twinkling fragrant set halford

The next afternoon, I stood anxiously by the door waiting for my roommate so we could make a run to Taco Bell. As I wrestled my way into a hooded sweatshirt, I noticed out of the corner of my eye what appeared to be etchings around the door frame. As I looked closer, it appeared that someone had notched small letters into the wood, probably with a knife. I ran my fingers gently over the slightly splintered wood. The letters read "WHOJUSTJOINED."

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Date: November 21st, 2014 12:20 PM
Author: Chocolate hall

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Date: November 21st, 2014 12:14 PM
Author: milky odious hell ladyboy

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Date: November 21st, 2014 12:17 PM
Author: Amber high-end tattoo

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Date: July 24th, 2015 1:50 PM
Author: Comical Senate People Who Are Hurt

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Date: July 24th, 2015 3:15 PM
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Date: June 14th, 2018 5:04 PM
Author: dead abode selfie

I've no pity for you GC storm trooper.

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