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Feminist: "don't call assertive young women bossy!; #banbossy"

http://twitter.com/Jillian_Beck/status/443070517184958465
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I found the little I know about leanin to be lolzy...isnt it...
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I prefer the term cunty to bossy anyways.
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yes but that's vulgar. how about domineering? dominatrix?
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Vulgarity is half the point though.
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LOL @ Jillian Beck UCLA 2014
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It's annoying that feminists think that bad qualities in wom...
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how many more rules from these libs?
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I don't think you should be saying that...
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Pumos are unhinged
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Lots of pumos spamming the private information of that Duke ...
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Welp; $50 we make the Daily Bruin because of his stupid comm...
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does the pumo get a cut of the proceeds from all the outrage...
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jfc, Peter North, did you author that post?
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Date: March 11th, 2014 3:22 AM
Author: Floppy gas station half-breed

http://twitter.com/Jillian_Beck/status/443070517184958465

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2515266&forum_id=2#25168916)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 8:56 AM
Author: supple roommate menage

Hashtags make me want to light things on fire for reasons I can't quite explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2515266&forum_id=2#25169165)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy titillating internal respiration round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2515266&forum_id=2#25169535)



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Date: March 22nd, 2014 11:43 PM
Author: self-absorbed big locale blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2515266&forum_id=2#25241835)



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Date: March 23rd, 2014 6:43 PM
Author: appetizing degenerate jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2515266&forum_id=2#25245763)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 10:38 PM
Author: Beady-eyed hyperventilating stage

Because. Reasons.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2515266&forum_id=2#27734180)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 9:09 AM
Author: milky lascivious genital piercing tanning salon

It feels like this unexpectedly became a hot topic. Is it bc Hillary is running for orez and ppl want to set the stage?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2515266&forum_id=2#25169180)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 10:02 AM
Author: curious trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2515266&forum_id=2#25169283)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 11:24 AM
Author: Haunting new version indian lodge

it's because Google yesterday had a thing on its homepage that said that it supported LeanIn and the #banbossy campaign (which apparently is connected to LeanIn)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2515266&forum_id=2#25169518)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 11:44 AM
Author: Onyx field

I found the little I know about leanin to be lolzy...isnt it referring to leaning in at business meetings/around the board room?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2515266&forum_id=2#25169602)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 11:46 AM
Author: bonkers vibrant crackhouse

The only way I could possibly interpret that is encouraging women to show more cleavage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2515266&forum_id=2#25169606)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 11:47 AM
Author: Ruddy abode incel

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2515266&forum_id=2#25169608)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 9:15 AM
Author: Abusive Mildly Autistic Theater

yes being more rule-mongering and arbitrarily authoritarian will improve the plight of working women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2515266&forum_id=2#25169187)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 9:39 AM
Author: bateful ruby nibblets selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2515266&forum_id=2#25169237)



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Date: March 22nd, 2014 11:42 PM
Author: self-absorbed big locale blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2515266&forum_id=2#25241825)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 10:39 PM
Author: zippy iridescent becky sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2515266&forum_id=2#27734189)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 9:41 AM
Author: multi-colored theatre

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2515266&forum_id=2#25169240)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 9:41 AM
Author: at-the-ready persian

I prefer the term cunty to bossy anyways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2515266&forum_id=2#25169241)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 9:45 AM
Author: multi-colored theatre

yes but that's vulgar. how about domineering? dominatrix?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2515266&forum_id=2#25169247)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 9:47 AM
Author: at-the-ready persian

Vulgarity is half the point though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2515266&forum_id=2#25169253)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 9:45 AM
Author: bateful ruby nibblets selfie

LOL @ Jillian Beck UCLA 2014

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2515266&forum_id=2#25169250)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 9:47 AM
Author: 180 hilarious mood

It's annoying that feminists think that bad qualities in women can't possibly be bad if there is any way that feminists can construe such quality as being man-like. So, for example, the term bitch. They like to suggest that any woman that is called a bitch is just "confident," when in fact, that isn't the case, they're actually assholes. Bitch is just a female asshole, just like "bossy" women are micro-managing control freaks (a term that just as easily applies to men).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2515266&forum_id=2#25169252)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 9:49 AM
Author: flesh territorial community account

how many more rules from these libs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2515266&forum_id=2#25169256)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 1:13 PM
Author: zippy iridescent becky sandwich



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Date: March 11th, 2014 9:53 AM
Author: indigo irradiated kitchen hairy legs

PROTIP to women: you can't be men. Sorry. Hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2515266&forum_id=2#25169261)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 9:54 AM
Author: know-it-all nighttime shrine ratface



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Date: March 11th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy titillating internal respiration round eye



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Date: March 11th, 2014 11:47 AM
Author: Obsidian Resort

*shoots up with testosterone*

*cuts tits off*

*uses highly invasive surgery to mangle vagina into a 'penis'*

"We'll see about that!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2515266&forum_id=2#25169609)



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Date: March 22nd, 2014 11:42 PM
Author: self-absorbed big locale blood rage



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Date: March 11th, 2014 11:18 AM
Author: spectacular brunch cumskin

(Jillian Beck UCLA 2014)

(Daily Bruin Editor in Chief)

http://dailybruin.com/2013/04/10/communications-board-appoints-the-daily-bruins-incoming-editor-in-chief/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2515266&forum_id=2#25169510)



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Date: March 23rd, 2014 7:21 PM
Author: fear-inspiring trip spot clown



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Date: March 11th, 2014 11:53 AM
Author: milky lascivious genital piercing tanning salon

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSgp-IIgr4I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2515266&forum_id=2#25169629)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 2:26 PM
Author: brilliant people who are hurt

Jillian Beck

UCLA

http://www.linkedin.com/pub/jillian-beck/39/793/2ab

http://www.linkedin.com/pub/jillian-beck/39/793/2ab

http://www.zoominfo.com/p/Jillian-Beck/1718364157

Toy Boat store's finances adrift

Owners of the Corona del Mar landmark say they are having trouble paying the rent and if things do not change soon, they will need to close the toy shop.

July 25, 2012|By Jillian Beck

http://articles.dailypilot.com/2012-07-25/news/tn-dpt-0726-boat-20120725_1_toy-boat-corona-del-mar-diane-naumann

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http://dailybruin.com/author/jbeck/

http://newsle.com/person/jillianbeck/80942249

JILLIAN BECK

UCLA

Diversity in schools is a strength

While I am glad the Daily Pilot has highlighted the issue of flight from Mesa Verde neighborhood schools, I don't think enough attention was given to the actual schools and their current and past students.

The only way to debunk stereotypes and myths is to explore the schools themselves rather than rehash claims made by people who simply perpetuate rumors. As an alumna of California Elementary, TeWinkle Intermediate School and Estancia High School, I have firsthand knowledge of the quality of our schools. I am now a sophomore at UCLA, and it is clear to me that Estancia prepared me well for college. I was challenged in my classes, including eight Advanced Placement, and nurtured by many outstanding teachers.

I was able to form lifelong friendships with people of all backgrounds. I was able to be involved in almost every part of the school community and play four years of varsity soccer and softball, something that would have been more difficult at a larger school.

The diversity of Estancia's student body is a strength, not a weakness. Being able to interact and form relationships with people from various walks of life is vital for a well-rounded education. No school is perfect, but Estancia was great for me and many others.

Jillian Beck

JILLIAN BECK UCLA

http://articles.dailypilot.com/2011-09-15/news/tn-dpt-0916-mailbag-20110915_1_costa-mesa-schools-nhhs-nmusd

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2515266&forum_id=2#25170391)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 9:33 PM
Author: Offensive bearded coffee pot orchestra pit

cunts named "jillian beck" deserve to be raped and diaf

http://anonboard.com/bbs/show_topic/965753

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2515266&forum_id=2#25173034)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 9:41 PM
Author: Floppy gas station half-breed

I don't think you should be saying that...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2515266&forum_id=2#25173079)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 9:41 PM
Author: Godawful Sepia Meetinghouse Turdskin

Pumos are unhinged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2515266&forum_id=2#25173086)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: Floppy gas station half-breed

Yeah, they need help. I know the pumo is saying that as a mean joke, but I don't want to get lolsuit pwned again like it's 2007.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2515266&forum_id=2#25173091)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 9:45 PM
Author: Godawful Sepia Meetinghouse Turdskin

Lots of pumos spamming the private information of that Duke girl's PARENTS to "punish" her. It's hard to see that that level of MAF is not somehow mentally ill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2515266&forum_id=2#25173105)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 9:45 PM
Author: Floppy gas station half-breed

Welp; $50 we make the Daily Bruin because of his stupid comment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2515266&forum_id=2#25173107)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 9:47 PM
Author: aphrodisiac gay whorehouse

does the pumo get a cut of the proceeds from all the outrage-click-generated ad revenue

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2515266&forum_id=2#25173115)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 9:47 PM
Author: Floppy gas station half-breed

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Date: March 11th, 2014 9:48 PM
Author: Godawful Sepia Meetinghouse Turdskin

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Date: March 23rd, 2014 8:20 PM
Author: Offensive bearded coffee pot orchestra pit

LOL, after the ASSFUCKING we gave lying bitch Brittan Heller and HUGETITTED Heide Iravani-McHugh, NO ONE would ever fuck with AutoAdmit in the courts evar again...

http://encyclopediadramatica.es/AutoAdmit#The_LOLSuit

The LOLSuit

Did you hear that slut Brittan Heller of Yale Law got a 159 on the LSAT? Now you know.

Heide Iravani sued AutoAdmit for calling her "big titt'd" Defendants subpoenaed the green sweater to substantiate their Srsly defense.

While AutoAdmit posters have a lot in common with /b/tards, they unfortunately lack skill at MSPaint. Notice the poorly rendered CGWBT.

In 2007, Reputation Defender egged on two Yale women to sue AutoAdmit and several of its posters, claiming to have suffered extreme emotional distress as a result of cyberbullying. (Srsly). In an effort to shield their identities, the Yale girls' lawyers dubbed them Doe I and Doe II. (The girls' names (Brittan Heller and Heide Iravani) are now in the public domain--see Epilogue, below.)

Probably the only negative consequence of the LOLsuit was the chilling effect it had on the board: many established posters, now twenty-something attorneys, were afraid to be discovered frequenting a forum characterized by the media as racist, misogynist, etc. While the exodus of this particular group of people would have improved the overall atmosphere and lowered the virgin quotient of almost any other online community, AutoAdmit proved the exception. Remaining posters black person, confuse its and it's, and spend time editing grammar on ED.

Benefits (and hearty LOLs) of the LOLsuit included:

The LonelyVirgin Letters: The first 'Lonelyvirgin Letter' (March 2007), which was spammed to the entire fucking faculty of the Yale Law School, warned professors that Brittan Heller was a lying bitch and that Heide Iravani owned ponies bought with money pilfered from the World Bank. (Srsly.) The SECOND 'Lonelyvirgin Letter' (June 2007), again spammed to the entire faculty of YLS, floated theories as to why "the epitome of kikes," David N. Rosen, would represent Heide and Brittan: "My own pet theory is that Mr. Rosen has recently found two talented knob gobblers to take care of business for him, in exchange for "pro bono" work. I can't blame him for trying to exploit their predicament, but it seems like the risk of contracting herpes from Brittan Heller would convince any rational person to go to a prostitute first. As for Heide Iravani, who wants that litigious cunt holding a sexual harassment lawsuit over their head?"

A federal district court was forced to adjudicate claims against parties named :D, Dirty Nigger, and HitlerHiterHitler. (SRSLY.) It is widely speculated that current poster 8==D~~ created his moniker solely for the purpose of posting tortious content and, thus, increasing the odds that "8==D~~" will one day be named in a lawsuit.

The AK-47 Letter: On the brink of being outted in March 2008, defendant AK-47 sent a friendly letter to Iravani and Heller's attorneys, letting them know the subpoenas he planned to send if the litigation continued: "1) A subpoena for information pertaining to the size of Heide Iravani's breasts and whether such breasts, as alleged by one Defendant, are "fake" 2) Information pertaining to whether Brittan Heller or Heide Iravani are indeed "universally hated" by their peers 3) Information pertaining to whether Brittan Heller or Heide Iravani have any sexually transmitted diseases, including Herpes 4) Information pertaining to the law firms that interviewed Brittan Heller or Heide Iravani, and why such firms decided not to hire Brittan Heller and Heide Iravani 5) Information pertaining to whether Brittan Heller did indeed achieve a score of 159 on the LSAT 6) Information pertaining to Heide Iravani's religion - i.e., Islam - and information from any Muslim peers that may be able to shed any light on this case (this information may be a bit difficult to get, but local mosques would be a good place to send information requests or, if necessary, subpoenas)." Legal gossip blogs clucked their tongues at AK-47's legal strategery, but the Russian Gun's letter actually fucking WORKED: The plaintiffs' lawyers, realizing they were dealing with a batshit crazy opponent, immediately dropped their pursuit of AK-47, whose actual identity remains unknown to this day.

Brittan Heller is rumored to have learned NOT to blather in interviews about genocide, bloated bodies in open graves, feminazi shit, etc.

Heide Iravani is rumored to have stopped dressing like such a slut. While this is a downside for those posters desperate enough to have fapped to her, it is probably a good thing for retailer Forever 21 and for the Beijing platinum powerseller "Totarry Authentic Seven Jeans For Idiots": both merchants had begun to run low on inventory.

Plaintiffs' attorneys actually tried to serve notice by poasting on Autoadmit. Seriously:

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History is made!

Epilogue: The following year, AutoAdmit's Education Director spread lulz moar widely by COUNTERsuing Reputation Defender and the Yale bitches. (SRSLY.) It's rumored that this is why lying bitch Brittan Heller fled to Korea and then Afghanistan. Since Heller is sure to be Ding!fagged if she ever petitions the Character and Fitness boards for a law license, she's trying to begin a new career as a fuckup Foodie at thesuitcasechef.com with her faggoty husband, Nathaniel Gleicher.

Heide Iravani is rumored to be judgment-proofing the ponies procured by her father with stolen World Bank money (Srsly!)

On August 9, 2009, Autoadmit trolls cheered when their work was cited in the Weddings section of the New York Times. Srsly:

http://encyclopediadramatica.es/Reputation_Defender#.22Lying_Bitch.22_Brittan_Heller_.22Big_Tittied.22_Heide_M._Iravani

"Lying Bitch" Brittan Heller "Big Tittied" Heide M. Iravani

Oh yeah, she'd NEVER invite attention to her tits...

There's a face we can trust, r-i-i-ight

Backstory: Jesus, where you do start with THESE two (or three if the tits distract you)? Iravani and Heller retained Reputation Defender because of online posts they deemed damaging to their reputations. Iravani was smart enough to get into Yale, but too dumb to realize that if you wear boob-hugging outfits, people are gonna talk! Heller was upset that people had figured out she was a stupid bitch.

A job for R-r-r-r-r-r-r-eputation Defender-r-r-r-r-r! You know the drill: sleazy Michael Fertik wormed his way into Brittan K. Heller and Heide M. Iravani's good graces with a promise: let me pimp you out to some news networks, and I'll get those dastardly bad links nuked from the web!

Result: Can you say "boomerang"? The troll community at AutoAdmit was not pleased by the attention.

The blowback was vicious. AutoAdmit trolls dug up the fact that Heide Iravani's father, Kazem Iravani, was a convicted felon for embezzlement (and a fugitive from justice, to boot). One conscientious XO member, lonelyvirgin, decided a Public Service Announcement was in order; so he emailed the entire fucking staff at Yale Law School concerning the Iravani family secret:

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Lonelyvirgin-letter.jpg

The infamous "Lonelyvirgin Letter"

As for Heller, she fared a little better. No longer does the first page of her google-result blare that she's a STUPID BITCH. Instead, the first entry of her google-result only proclaims her a LYING BITCH. Good work, Reputation Defender!

It gets better: both Iravani and Heller were COUNTERsued in federal court for libel, slander and filing a frivolous lawsuit! As a result, lying cunt Brittan Heller fled to Korea (then Afghanistan) to dodge service on the suit! LULZ! Heller has since shifted tracks, becoming a fuckup foodie (in hiding) at thesuitcasechef.com

Oh, and Heide Iravani STILL has huge tits!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2515266&forum_id=2#25246456)



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Date: March 23rd, 2014 8:22 PM
Author: fear-inspiring trip spot clown

Jillian Beck

UCLA

http://www.linkedin.com/pub/jillian-beck/39/793/2ab

http://www.linkedin.com/pub/jillian-beck/39/793/2ab

http://www.zoominfo.com/p/Jillian-Beck/1718364157

Toy Boat store's finances adrift

Owners of the Corona del Mar landmark say they are having trouble paying the rent and if things do not change soon, they will need to close the toy shop.

July 25, 2012|By Jillian Beck

http://articles.dailypilot.com/2012-07-25/news/tn-dpt-0726-boat-20120725_1_toy-boat-corona-del-mar-diane-naumann

JILLIAN BECK UCLA

http://dailybruin.com/author/jbeck/

http://newsle.com/person/jillianbeck/80942249

JILLIAN BECK

UCLA

Diversity in schools is a strength

While I am glad the Daily Pilot has highlighted the issue of flight from Mesa Verde neighborhood schools, I don't think enough attention was given to the actual schools and their current and past students.

The only way to debunk stereotypes and myths is to explore the schools themselves rather than rehash claims made by people who simply perpetuate rumors. As an alumna of California Elementary, TeWinkle Intermediate School and Estancia High School, I have firsthand knowledge of the quality of our schools. I am now a sophomore at UCLA, and it is clear to me that Estancia prepared me well for college. I was challenged in my classes, including eight Advanced Placement, and nurtured by many outstanding teachers.

I was able to form lifelong friendships with people of all backgrounds. I was able to be involved in almost every part of the school community and play four years of varsity soccer and softball, something that would have been more difficult at a larger school.

The diversity of Estancia's student body is a strength, not a weakness. Being able to interact and form relationships with people from various walks of life is vital for a well-rounded education. No school is perfect, but Estancia was great for me and many others.

Jillian Beck

JILLIAN BECK UCLA

http://articles.dailypilot.com/2011-09-15/news/tn-dpt-0916-mailbag-20110915_1_costa-mesa-schools-nhhs-nmusd

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2515266&forum_id=2#25246478)



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Date: March 23rd, 2014 8:22 PM
Author: Offensive bearded coffee pot orchestra pit

Oh, such a scholar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2515266&forum_id=2#25246486)



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Date: March 26th, 2014 5:43 PM
Author: fear-inspiring trip spot clown

jfc, Peter North, did you author that post?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2515266&forum_id=2#25266378)



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Date: March 29th, 2014 9:20 PM
Author: seedy internet-worthy national mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2515266&forum_id=2#25286857)



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Date: March 15th, 2014 7:29 PM
Author: Floppy gas station half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2515266&forum_id=2#25195956)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 9:29 PM
Author: Floppy gas station half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2515266&forum_id=2#25173013)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 9:35 PM
Author: aphrodisiac gay whorehouse

this is all astroturfed capitalist flame. this literally sprang into existence overnight because Sheryl Sandberg needs to lay the groundwork for her presidential run and she doesn't have the advantage of being married to bill clinton, so she needs some kind of fluffy social feelgood b.s. to cover up the fact that she's a john galt corporate titan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2515266&forum_id=2#25173048)



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Date: March 12th, 2014 11:51 AM
Author: blathering cerebral weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2515266&forum_id=2#25176099)



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Date: March 12th, 2014 5:52 PM
Author: Floppy gas station half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2515266&forum_id=2#25177974)



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Date: March 23rd, 2014 6:20 PM
Author: Rough-skinned shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2515266&forum_id=2#25245636)



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Date: March 23rd, 2014 6:24 PM
Author: Pink Plaza Goal In Life

shes going to need to change that last name to have any shot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2515266&forum_id=2#25245663)



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Date: March 23rd, 2014 8:15 PM
Author: Offensive bearded coffee pot orchestra pit

STFU Jillian Beck (UCLA)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2515266&forum_id=2#25246427)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 9:37 PM
Author: dun concupiscible haunted graveyard chapel

That's so meta?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2515266&forum_id=2#25173058)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 9:38 PM
Author: naked mischievous corner

I don't think I had heard the word "bossy" for decades until it popped up in the last week or so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2515266&forum_id=2#25173065)



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Date: March 22nd, 2014 11:43 PM
Author: self-absorbed big locale blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2515266&forum_id=2#25241832)



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Date: March 23rd, 2014 6:16 PM
Author: insanely creepy motley den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2515266&forum_id=2#25245618)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 10:15 PM
Author: Floppy gas station half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2515266&forum_id=2#25173331)



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Date: March 12th, 2014 2:29 AM
Author: aromatic church building deer antler

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2515266&forum_id=2#25174748)



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Date: March 15th, 2014 5:03 AM
Author: Floppy gas station half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2515266&forum_id=2#25192988)



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Date: March 15th, 2014 10:32 AM
Author: Cracking Yellow Mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2515266&forum_id=2#25193563)



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Date: March 16th, 2014 8:19 PM
Author: Floppy gas station half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2515266&forum_id=2#25202000)



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Date: March 16th, 2014 9:06 PM
Author: boyish chest-beating range dysfunction

Telling ppl they can't say bossy is bossy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2515266&forum_id=2#25202293)



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Date: March 22nd, 2014 11:43 PM
Author: self-absorbed big locale blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2515266&forum_id=2#25241834)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 10:38 PM
Author: marvelous embarrassed to the bone native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2515266&forum_id=2#27734184)



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Date: March 18th, 2014 8:04 PM
Author: coral elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2515266&forum_id=2#25215696)



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Date: March 22nd, 2014 11:43 PM
Author: galvanic cruel-hearted laser beams

i'm tired of the 'bossy little girls' are 'empowered natural leaders' trope.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2515266&forum_id=2#25241837)



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Date: March 23rd, 2014 6:17 PM
Author: self-absorbed big locale blood rage

It is more baffling than anything else. A girl that says "hey, let's do this awesome fun thing" and has people go along with it is a leader. A girl that chides people for not following the rules or sufficiently respecting her authoritah is being bossy. The same is true for males as well but for whatever reason girls tend to be bossy more often (likely because little boys get the shit beat out of them for that behavior).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2515266&forum_id=2#25245619)



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 7:41 AM
Author: Doobsian ultramarine hall athletic conference

180 post, my thoughts exactly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2515266&forum_id=2#26985323)



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Date: March 23rd, 2014 6:33 PM
Author: Adventurous Canary Parlor Twinkling Uncleanness

Will feminism rest before all of man's languages have been neutered of gender?

Yes, I said "all of 'man's' languages," not women's.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2515266&forum_id=2#25245712)



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Date: March 23rd, 2014 6:34 PM
Author: Pink Plaza Goal In Life

a professor of mine once said in a lecture, "we need to get rid of manhole covers, we must have peoplehole covers"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2515266&forum_id=2#25245722)



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Date: March 23rd, 2014 6:37 PM
Author: self-absorbed big locale blood rage

Seriously or in jest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2515266&forum_id=2#25245744)



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Date: March 23rd, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Pink Plaza Goal In Life

he was serious, this dude is a TRUE shitlib

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2515266&forum_id=2#25246268)



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Date: March 23rd, 2014 6:57 PM
Author: Adventurous Canary Parlor Twinkling Uncleanness

Thank you for this excellent example, it embodies perfectly what I was talking about. Language is a currency, just like money. Language is much more pervasive than money, but they both are essentially representations of something else. What moves people the most from moment to moment in real life is your gravitas or your personal presence. True, you can master rhetoric and the persuasive arts and thereby exert a mastery over people through your use of language. This might involve animating people with emotions that are contagious. Still, the emotions would have to be reckoned as the prime mover in these cases, while the language itself were just a catalyst or an instrument used to inflame them. So, when you look anyone in the eyes, you feel or sense you are more or less superior or inferior immediately without needing language to tell you so. It is this aspect of reality that feminists cannot bear, and so, they attack the messenger (which is language, used merely to depict internal states and forms). Being physically weaker, women could not endure being among only themselves without having men around, whereas, men can easily compel women to give birth, if not by force then by enticements.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2515266&forum_id=2#25245835)



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Date: March 29th, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: Electric pisswyrm property

lol@self-delusional shrews thinking they're "leaders"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2515266&forum_id=2#25286907)



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Date: April 7th, 2014 1:54 AM
Author: fear-inspiring trip spot clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2515266&forum_id=2#25338714)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 10:36 PM
Author: Ocher Lodge Associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2515266&forum_id=2#27734168)