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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:19 PM
Author: vigorous church building corn cake

http://grantland.com/in-minnesota/data-analytics-naked-bodybuilding

Is Naked Bodybuilding the Next Sport to be Revolutionized?

March 14, 2014

It's late February and most naked bodybuilding fans have their eyes glued to their TVs, watching the opening rounds of Mister Alpha. Self-styled "muscle nuts" from around the world ooh and aww with every pose, every massive load of cum dropped by top pros such as Senegal's Pierre Douton or Sweden's JK Roher.

But in frozen Duluth, one man isn't paying attention. You haven't heard of him yet, but his name is Dick Hammerskold. He's a Senior Analyst at Fat Tail, a mathematically-inclined naked bodybuilding gym opened two years ago by an MIT dropout and a retired chess master. And he's still looking at penises on a monitor. Well, the infrared signatures of a penis, that is.

"Look at these parts of the FUCKSTICK," Hammerskold says, pointing to a blue-shaded region on an otherwise red-orange phallus. "These are the under-stimulated chunks of MAN MEAT. In a tournament, these areas will hamper the competitor's cock control. Before you EXPOSE yourself to a parade of MUSCLE, SWEAT, and PURE TESTOSTERONE, you need to make sure you have been fully STIMMED, or else you will release your MAN JUICE indiscriminately!"

With a wave of the hand, Hammerskold sends for the gym's cadre of twinks. They take notes on the image. At the next stim session, they will focus on the blue areas.

Minnesota's naked bodybuilders were skeptical when Fat Tail opened its doors in the spring of 2012. The sport has a long history in the region, allegedly dating back to the Vikings that so many locals are proud to claim as ancestors. "JK Roher, Jan Kolberg, Logjammer Bogarson, Olaf Heunke…so many great MUSCLE STUDS have Scandinavian names," says local amateur heavyweight Axel Carlsson. "We have been preparing for the RUMBLE for centuries by working hard and stimming furiously. If my ancestors did not have to use advanced analytics to establish themselves as ALPHAS, why do I need it?"

But skeptics have been won over by results. Amateur welterweight Sebastian "Sea Bass" Suomi was a low-level competitor who became one of Fat Tail's first clients. "I was basically a twink who enjoyed posing with the big boys," Suomi says. "I had the urge to establish dominance over my competitors, but not the tools."

Hammerskold brought the tools. He convinced Sea Bass to attach small sensors to his unclothed bits, allowing the gym's analysts to build a computer model of his manhood. He posed patiently in a lonely studio while infrared camera captured every thermal aspect of his performance. He even allowed Hammerskold to draw on his penis in marker, giving the gym's twinks pinpoint instruction on what to caress - and what to leave alone. Today, Suomi routinely beats out bodybuilders twice his size. At the annual MISTER VIKING competition, a sort of amateur championship in northern Minnesota, Suomi finished easily finished in first place despite being in the bottom 25% by weight. Instead, he wowed judges with his amazing ability to time his cum shots with poses, going 17-for-17: something you would expect from Pierre Douton. "I AM THE MUSCLE STUD WHO BRINGS THE HEAT", a triumphant Suomi shouted after his victory, an appropriate reference to the technology behind the win. Perhaps, in a few years, Hammerskold and other cerebral coaches will be bringing the heat to Mister Alpha.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2518176&forum_id=2#25191485)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:25 PM
Author: metal orange jewess church

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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:49 PM
Author: Swashbuckling fortuitous meteor

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Date: March 15th, 2014 12:12 AM
Author: vigorous church building corn cake



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Date: March 15th, 2014 12:35 AM
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Date: March 15th, 2014 12:35 AM
Author: filthy shitlib

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Date: March 15th, 2014 1:01 AM
Author: peach cracking ladyboy

Already one of the most UNDERRATED posts of all time.

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Date: March 15th, 2014 1:12 AM
Author: vigorous church building corn cake



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Date: March 15th, 2014 1:02 AM
Author: mustard becky

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Date: March 15th, 2014 1:13 AM
Author: Pontificating Meetinghouse Gay Wizard

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Date: March 15th, 2014 1:13 AM
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Date: March 15th, 2014 9:44 AM
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Date: March 15th, 2014 9:48 AM
Author: Hairraiser insane space

Oh, the stim scholar!

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Date: March 15th, 2014 10:39 AM
Author: Obsidian stirring famous landscape painting international law enforcement agency

Cock sabermetrics -- interesting! He's like the bill James of the IFNB

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Date: September 30th, 2015 11:27 PM
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Date: March 15th, 2014 10:40 AM
Author: Lascivious jet regret

take out the random caps...i know its ifnb tradecraft but it's not the grantland milieu.

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Date: March 15th, 2014 10:43 AM
Author: grizzly shrine masturbator

not only is the ifnb shit extremely gay but it's also fake as fuck

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Date: March 15th, 2014 10:44 AM
Author: vigorous church building corn cake

???

I can't think of anything less gay than ifnb

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Date: March 16th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: Umber state ape

agreed. it is PURE ALPHA

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Date: March 15th, 2014 10:54 AM
Author: Swashbuckling fortuitous meteor

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Date: March 15th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: mustard becky

Post doesn't make sense bro

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Date: March 15th, 2014 3:15 PM
Author: Obsidian stirring famous landscape painting international law enforcement agency

? Re-write your post in english, motherfucker.

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Date: March 15th, 2014 11:07 AM
Author: Sooty Shaky Locus Pistol

not reading all that shit. just take your 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2518176&forum_id=2#25193711)



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Date: March 15th, 2014 11:35 AM
Author: contagious wagecucks mother

Can't wait until Hammarskjold releases his 2014 xFAP projections.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2518176&forum_id=2#25193840)



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Date: March 15th, 2014 12:22 PM
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Date: March 15th, 2014 12:23 PM
Author: sickened azn school cafeteria

"He's a Senior Analyst at Fat Tail, a mathematically-inclined naked bodybuilding gym opened two years ago by an MIT dropout and a retired chess master."

180.

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Date: May 14th, 2014 11:21 PM
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Date: August 8th, 2014 7:54 AM
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Date: August 8th, 2014 8:19 AM
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Date: August 29th, 2015 11:44 AM
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Date: March 16th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: Umber state ape

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Date: April 5th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: vigorous church building corn cake



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Date: May 14th, 2014 9:46 PM
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Date: May 14th, 2014 10:04 PM
Author: Galvanic Unholy Abode

Sebastian "Sea Bass" Suomi

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Date: May 14th, 2014 10:05 PM
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Date: May 14th, 2014 11:20 PM
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Date: August 8th, 2014 8:18 AM
Author: cerise cruel-hearted parlor

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Date: August 8th, 2014 9:42 AM
Author: curious temple dysfunction

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Date: August 8th, 2014 9:46 AM
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Date: August 8th, 2014 9:50 AM
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Date: November 16th, 2014 3:23 PM
Author: Bespoke Internal Respiration Business Firm

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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:13 PM
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Date: February 22nd, 2015 3:10 PM
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Date: February 22nd, 2015 3:20 PM
Author: Galvanic Unholy Abode

timing his cumshots with poses, 17 for 17 -- omg 180

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Date: February 22nd, 2015 3:25 PM
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Date: March 12th, 2015 12:31 AM
Author: sepia flirting nursing home

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Date: July 22nd, 2015 1:53 PM
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Date: August 26th, 2019 11:12 PM
Author: Pea-brained Motley Nowag

RIP Grantland

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