*STIMbros line up their cocks like ballistas, ready to fire at the PN/Benzo Horde Army*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2521363&forum_id=2#25215929)

Loyal Compatriot Clean-cut Cock Elite Bro Cliquemen: STIM AND HONOR!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2521363&forum_id=2#25215980)

*the remaining exhausted STIMbros clamor, rise, and cheer with renewed STIM TO WIN* HALFORDUS! HALFORDUS! HALFORDUS!

Rachmiel the Old: *closes eyes with relief and elation*

Benzo the Bastard Son: *looks on with murderous clitdicked jealousy*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2521363&forum_id=2#25216024)

Rachmiel the Old: And what would you believe?

General Halfordus: They fought for XO and for IFNB.

Rachmiel the Old: And what is IFNB, Halfordus?

General Halfordus: I've seen much of the rest of the world. It is brutal and cruel and dark, IFNB is the light.

Rachmiel the Old: Yet you have never been there. You have not seen what it has become - pure faggotry. I was cucked by bane and shall now retire, Halfordus. When a mod sees his end... he wants to know there was some purpose to his life. How will the world speak my name in years to come? Will I be known as the philosopher? The warrior? The tyrant...? Or will I be the emperor who gave XO back her true self? There was once a dream that was XO. You could only whisper it. Anything more than a whisper and it would vanish... it was so fragile. And I fear that it will not survive the winter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2521363&forum_id=2#25216118)

Little Peter: Yes, Mod Rach.

Rachmiel the Olds: You will not be mod.

Little Peter: Which wiser, older breh is to take my place?

Rachmiel the Old: My powers will pass to Lord Halfordus, to hold in trust until the PR Crew Senate is ready to rule once more. XO is to be a republic again.

Little Peter: Rob Halford?

Rachmiel the Old: Yes. My decision disappoints you?

Little Peter: You wrote to me once, listing the four chief virtues: Wisdom, justice, fortitude and temperance. As I read the list, I knew I had none of them. But I have other virtues, Mod Rach. My clitick. That can be a virtue when it drives us to megapoast. NOJERBness, clitdickery, perhaps not on the battlefield, but... there are many forms of clitdickery. Devotion, to XO and to you. But none of my virtues were on your list. Even then it was as if you didn't want me as favorite poaster.

Rachmiel the Old: Oh, Little Peter. You go too far.

Little Peter: I search the faces of the great mods... Whokebe, Solzy, Watchman ... for ways to please you, to make you proud. One kind word, one blank bump... where you pressed me to your chest and held me tight. Would have been like the sun on my heart for a thousand years. What is it in me that you hate so much?

Marcus Aurelius: Shh, Little Peter.

Little Peter: All I've ever wanted was to live up to you, Rachmiel. The Mod.

Rachmiel the Old: *rach gets down on his knees* Little Peter. Your faults as a poaster is my failure as a mod. Come

*Gives PN a hug*

Little Peter: *PN hugs rach back tightly and cries and does other faggot shit* Rachmiel... I would have OUTTED the whole world... if you would only love me!

*PN begins to buttfuck rach while they hug, rach grunts and dies from PN's AIDS*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2521363&forum_id=2#25217172)

Tommy Turdskin the Third Nigga Shrimp Viscount: Shadows and dust...the cold hard nigga truth--

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2521363&forum_id=2#25216223)

josh: Then perhaps Little Peter will be so good as to teach us, out of his own extensive "JERB" experience?

Peter North the Clitdick Heir: I call it love, josh. The xo poasters are my children, I am their mod. I shall hold them to my bosom and embrace them tightly...

josh: Have you ever embraced someone dying of AIDS, faggot?

Peter North the Clitdick Heir: Yes, but if you interrupt me again, I assure you that you will.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2521363&forum_id=2#25216252)

Halfordus: Who?

Bbooooooom of Joba: You're BROS. In creampielife?

Halfordus: Oh yes.

Bbooooooom of Joba: wUT do you*.say to them%% craemlie?

Halfordus: To Yann Perrod - I tell him I will see him again soon. To keep his heels down while riding his horse. To my IRL... that is not your business.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2521363&forum_id=2#25216288)

RSF the Glutton: The frost...sometimes it makes the tray stick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2521363&forum_id=2#25217226)

Peter North the Clitdick: He sleeps so well because he is loved.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2521363&forum_id=2#25217244)

Senator donny: You really think XO'ers are going to be seduced by that?

Senator josh: I think he knows what XO is. XO is the mob. Conjure nigger-threading for them and they'll be distracted. Scramble away their passwords and still they'll re-register. The beating heart of XO is not the marble of the XO Senate of lowercase first name bros, it's the dried semen of the basement. He'll bring them the end to faggotry - and they will love him for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2521363&forum_id=2#25217317)

Rachmiel the Old: You have missed the war.

Doobs the Viscount of Creep: Heh weird. Heh wet. Heh mush. I shall sacrifice a hundred bulls to honor your cucky.

Rachmiel the Old: Save the bulls. Honor General Halfordus. He won the battle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2521363&forum_id=2#25217360)

Tommy Turdskin: *very quickly and defensively retorts* jfc I didn't say I knew him, FAGGOT, I said he touched me on the shoulder once, THREE NIGGAH SHRIMP!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2521363&forum_id=2#25217972)

Senator josh: Who will help me carry him?

*STIMbros surround Halfordus to carry him out of BEEFBOY Classic*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2521363&forum_id=2#25218003)

*Credits roll*

Directed by Ridley Scott

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2521363&forum_id=2#25218214)