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Was walking dog, random kid started shooting it with water gun
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Date: April 3rd, 2014 2:18 PM Author: amethyst partner ok here's the story - xo tell me if my internal reaction was out of proportion to what happened
i was walking my dog the other day, she started getting sprwayed with water from out of nowhere, turns out a kid on a 2nd story balcony was shooting at her with a super soaker. the kid (maybe 5 years old) stops once he sees me. i dont say anything, just glare at him and keep staring as i walk by.
then suddenyl the kid points the super soaker at me and goes "Im going to shoot you! heehee! i'm going to shoot you!"
brehs honestly if there had been a rock or osmething handy to throw nearby i would have sent the kid to the hospital or at least broken their window on the balcony (because fuck those parents for raising a kid like that). luckily there was nothing nearby but some tan bark but man fuck kids.
i didnt actually do anything obviously, but was my internal reaction an overreaction? what woudl you ahve done in this scenario? |
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Date: April 3rd, 2014 2:22 PM Author: stirring queen of the night place of business It's a toddler so it's hard to be mad at the little dude, but I'd definitely have yelled GO GET YOUR MOM, YOU'RE IN TROUBLE NOW, KID! to freak him out.
Also, race of assailant and victim?
Also didn't xo used to use tanbark to refer to cocks? |
Date: April 3rd, 2014 2:20 PM Author: Thriller cordovan legal warrant Step 1: Knock on door Step 2: Talk with parent/babysitter
That is, if you're an adult. |
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Date: April 3rd, 2014 2:20 PM Author: amethyst partner it was outside an apartment compelx, on 2nd story, not worth the effort (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2534551&forum_id=2#25316189) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2014 2:24 PM Author: Self-centered internal respiration antidepressant drug almost always it turns out the parents are usually deadbeat cunt-faggots w/o a sense of any basic propriety (like incompetent moms on the subway/airplane goading their kid to whine and cry). anyways, 95% of the World's pop. should be outlawed from having children. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2534551&forum_id=2#25316209) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2014 2:32 PM Author: amethyst partner what would you have done bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2534551&forum_id=2#25316255) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2014 5:30 PM Author: Self-centered internal respiration antidepressant drug i would've asked the little twerp faggot to tell me where his mommy's at and calmly (important- without any semblance of passive-aggression or else you'll easily come off as butthurt; just be direct, short, simple and walk away) she's raising a shitty fucking human being who will probably end up being a hoodrat unless she intervenes. that's it; done. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2534551&forum_id=2#25317671) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2014 2:31 PM Author: Self-absorbed Base stand your ground (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2534551&forum_id=2#25316246) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2014 2:36 PM Author: chocolate cheese-eating feces (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2534551&forum_id=2#25316285) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2014 2:36 PM Author: amethyst partner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2534551&forum_id=2#25316289) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2014 2:37 PM Author: Pearly cocky abode (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2534551&forum_id=2#25316296) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2014 5:26 PM Author: insanely creepy mewling really tough guy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2534551&forum_id=2#25317644) |
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Date: February 19th, 2018 2:50 PM Author: Appetizing Resort Personal Credit Line (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2534551&forum_id=2#35437980) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2014 2:35 PM Author: Bronze plaza roommate some kids just have shitty genes and there is nothing you can do about it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2534551&forum_id=2#25316277) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2014 2:37 PM Author: amethyst partner yeah. this was in a nice neighborhood too, yuppie apt compelx, etc. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2534551&forum_id=2#25316303) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2014 5:22 PM Author: amethyst partner any other persepctives? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2534551&forum_id=2#25317602) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2014 5:28 PM Author: passionate foreskin What was the temp outside? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2534551&forum_id=2#25317661) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2014 5:27 PM Author: galvanic seedy filthpig show him your superior adult wang (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2534551&forum_id=2#25317651) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2014 5:28 PM Author: cerise hilarious site Was he wearing a hoodie? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2534551&forum_id=2#25317660) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2014 5:31 PM Author: racy avocado rigor Just train your dog to be more alpha and aggressive. Get it to the point where he's literally ready to bite the kid and bark at it like mad. The action would speak for itself.
Or you could have just have asked what the hell he was doing and called him a bastard. |
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Date: April 3rd, 2014 5:34 PM Author: amethyst partner my dog is the sweetest 12 yo golden mutt you'll ever meet. she's an old lady though :( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2534551&forum_id=2#25317699) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2014 5:32 PM Author: racy avocado rigor "What are you doing you little fucking bastard?"
"You shoot like a girl"
And if he tried shooting you, just take the watergun and throw it some distance, maybe empty out the water in the process. |
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Date: April 3rd, 2014 5:33 PM Author: amethyst partner breh he was on a 2nd story balcony. 100% if he was on groudn floor i would have taken his gun away the second he pointed it at me and threatened to shoot me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2534551&forum_id=2#25317689) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2014 5:35 PM Author: racy avocado rigor Try using the mosquito ringtone, and if he starts trouble, just play it from your phone as a soundtrack. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2534551&forum_id=2#25317702) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2014 5:32 PM Author: hideous doobsian menage alpha pretty normal for a kid with a squirt gun to want to squirt things. His parents should be sterilized for letting him play with something like that before he is civilized enough. You should just walk away. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2534551&forum_id=2#25317686) |
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Date: February 19th, 2018 2:49 PM Author: Spectacular parlour faggot firefighter Agree with most of this. I don't think it's the parent fault though. Kids are kids. That's why we don't hire them in biglaw or to do surgeries. They do stupid stuff like this. I am sure OP did as well growing up. The intolerance this country has towards children is quite amazing. No wonder whites are not having kids. People have zero patience these days. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2534551&forum_id=2#35437960) |
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Date: February 19th, 2018 2:52 PM Author: Appetizing Resort Personal Credit Line "That's why we don't hire them in biglaw or to do surgeries."
lmfao |
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Date: April 3rd, 2014 5:33 PM Author: Light soggy scourge upon the earth space did you murder the child, because this is OK (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2534551&forum_id=2#25317690) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2014 5:34 PM Author: amethyst partner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2534551&forum_id=2#25317693) |
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Date: February 19th, 2018 2:40 PM Author: amethyst partner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2534551&forum_id=2#35437898) |
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Date: February 19th, 2018 2:43 PM Author: domesticated mauve clown halford so did you find the kid and kill him after 4 years or what (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2534551&forum_id=2#35437928) |
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Date: February 19th, 2018 2:46 PM Author: Spectacular parlour faggot firefighter The kid was a little shit. But most kids are. They grow out of it. Your reaction, as an adult, is what is more troubling here. It's just a dog man. It got wet. So big deal. Getting so mad tells me you are mentally unstable.
You must have kids of your own now. Have your thoughts changed? |