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How 2 avoid lolsuit w/r/t LIZ HAWRYLUK

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odious bbw
  04/11/14
Actually, XO doesn't log IPs, so unless ur dumb enough to IM...
vibrant chestnut address
  04/11/14
Huh u learn something new everyday
swashbuckling slimy gaping striped hyena
  04/11/14
actually, he does. how do you think peter north was ip bann...
milky haunted graveyard
  04/11/14
track =/= log HTH
vibrant chestnut address
  04/11/14
he can access any IP he wants to, and he's not going to dest...
milky haunted graveyard
  04/11/14
access =/= record HTH Were you even HERE for the lolsu...
vibrant chestnut address
  04/11/14
how did :D and AHWIAB and everyone else get outed?
milky haunted graveyard
  04/11/14
what are you talking about? those are the only two who ended...
Shaky mint station
  04/11/14
exactly. i'll expect at least a couple of people to be expo...
milky haunted graveyard
  04/11/14
*groan* I see you're new. They got outed because the...
vibrant chestnut address
  04/11/14
who is GTO
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  04/11/14
Anthony Ciolli
odious bbw
  04/11/14
Is the transcript still available anywhere?
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  04/13/14
Exhibit M: From Ciolli's deposition, taken March 2, 2008, 9:...
vibrant chestnut address
  04/13/14
180
Floppy toilet seat
  04/13/14
wow, can't believe how easily that faggot flips and just sta...
heady underhanded range
  04/13/14
To be fair, GTO posted a thread weeks earlier giving those p...
vibrant chestnut address
  04/13/14
doesnt make him any less of a little bitch. it's only perjur...
heady underhanded range
  04/13/14
I'm with you...if GTO had done that, then NO ONE would have ...
vibrant chestnut address
  04/13/14
What happened to GTO IRL. I used to find shit about him onli...
Excitant Selfie
  04/14/14
Lawyer in Virgin Islands IIRC
vibrant chestnut address
  04/15/14
that t14 contest really chaps my ass. that was a compliment...
multi-colored trailer park twinkling uncleanness
  04/14/14
linKKK?
contagious charcoal lodge mood
  04/12/14
Did BH really get a 159? I thought that was bs,
swashbuckling slimy gaping striped hyena
  04/11/14
how would she get into yale with a score that bad?
Shaky mint station
  04/11/14
sucked the dean's clit everyone knows THAT!
vibrant chestnut address
  04/11/14
Pls describe.
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  04/13/14
Basically, Brittan Heller sucked the clit of an admissions o...
vibrant chestnut address
  04/13/14
...
brilliant bearded home nibblets
  04/13/14
Back then someone pulled the LSAT scorespread for admits tha...
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  04/13/14
...
odious bbw
  04/11/14
LJL
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  04/11/14
its inevitable at this point. just let it play it's course
brilliant bearded home nibblets
  04/11/14
on what grounds?
odious bbw
  04/11/14
not saying there are legal grounds for defamation, just that...
brilliant bearded home nibblets
  04/11/14
There won't be a lolsuit since everything we have posted has...
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  04/11/14
i nominate my old firm as official xoxo defamation protector...
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  04/11/14
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  04/11/14
wait
Maize buck-toothed native faggotry
  04/11/14
after the ASSRAPING XO delivered to big-titted Heide Iravani...
vibrant chestnut address
  04/11/14
http://www.linkedin.com/in/brittanheller I don't know muc...
Cowardly Sickened Filthpig Nursing Home
  04/11/14
http://www.linkedin.com/pub/heide-iravani/1/874/161 And t...
Cowardly Sickened Filthpig Nursing Home
  04/11/14
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Heide+Iravani Googlefucked even wors...
vibrant chestnut address
  04/11/14
no, not rly http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Brittan+Heller AutoAd...
vibrant chestnut address
  04/11/14
Sure, but now she works for the US DOJ while you spam a mess...
Cowardly Sickened Filthpig Nursing Home
  04/11/14
yfwgi
vibrant chestnut address
  04/11/14
She has a prestigious job, you shit poast. What's flame abo...
Cowardly Sickened Filthpig Nursing Home
  04/11/14
yfwgi, lil breh
vibrant chestnut address
  04/11/14
You are MAF about this, aren't you?
Cowardly Sickened Filthpig Nursing Home
  04/11/14
Wai mad? We assfucked her. And got away with it.
vibrant chestnut address
  04/12/14
She works IRL. U: poast
Cowardly Sickened Filthpig Nursing Home
  04/14/14
We work IRL. She: assfucked on google forever
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  03/08/15
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  03/08/15
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  04/12/14
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  07/31/14
don't worry bros, I'll take the case
lake toaster
  04/11/14
if there is another lolsuit, an xo lawyer with his own firm ...
Shaky mint station
  04/11/14
I'd honestly be up for it, would be a sweet way to flame out...
lake toaster
  04/11/14
Now on PAGE ONE of google search for Liz Hawryluk! http:/...
odious bbw
  04/11/14
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odious bbw
  04/11/14
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well-lubricated step-uncle's house
  03/08/15
lol https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Portal:Sex
vibrant chestnut address
  03/08/15
180
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  04/11/14
LIZ HAWRYLUK IS A FAT CUNT THAT NEEDS TO DIAF
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  04/12/14
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  04/14/14
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Date: April 11th, 2014 10:08 AM
Author: odious bbw

*************************THIS IS NOT LEGAL ADVICE***************************

Last time we got hit with a lolsuit on the grounds that we stated things as factual (e.g., B. got a 159 LSAT). To avoid such lolsuit from Liz Hawryluk posting, our posts will have to be speculative (e.g., Did LIZ HAWRYLUK fuck that gook?). Nothing will go wrong (at least legally) is we behave accordingly.

*************************THIS IS NOT LEGAL ADVICE***************************



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2541144&forum_id=2#25365355)



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Date: April 11th, 2014 10:53 AM
Author: vibrant chestnut address

Actually, XO doesn't log IPs, so unless ur dumb enough to IM with Rach or GTO, ur clear. (PROTIP: That's how dummies got subpoenaPwned last time...)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2541144&forum_id=2#25365587)



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Date: April 11th, 2014 11:37 AM
Author: swashbuckling slimy gaping striped hyena

Huh u learn something new everyday

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2541144&forum_id=2#25365815)



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Date: April 11th, 2014 12:12 PM
Author: milky haunted graveyard

actually, he does. how do you think peter north was ip banned?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2541144&forum_id=2#25365991)



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Date: April 11th, 2014 12:14 PM
Author: vibrant chestnut address

track =/= log

HTH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2541144&forum_id=2#25366005)



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Date: April 11th, 2014 12:16 PM
Author: milky haunted graveyard

he can access any IP he wants to, and he's not going to destroy evidence after he's subpoenaed. HTH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2541144&forum_id=2#25366011)



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Date: April 11th, 2014 12:17 PM
Author: vibrant chestnut address

access =/= record

HTH

Were you even HERE for the lolsuit? All these distinctions got hashed out back then.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2541144&forum_id=2#25366016)



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Date: April 11th, 2014 12:22 PM
Author: milky haunted graveyard

how did :D and AHWIAB and everyone else get outed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2541144&forum_id=2#25366036)



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Date: April 11th, 2014 12:23 PM
Author: Shaky mint station

what are you talking about? those are the only two who ended up getting outted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2541144&forum_id=2#25366046)



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Date: April 11th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: milky haunted graveyard

exactly. i'll expect at least a couple of people to be exposed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2541144&forum_id=2#25366052)



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Date: April 11th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: vibrant chestnut address

*groan*

I see you're new.

They got outed because they had IM'd with GTO.

Back when there was a "BigLawBoard.com," the transcripts of GTO's deposition was there...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2541144&forum_id=2#25366055)



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Date: April 11th, 2014 12:25 PM
Author: Cowardly Sickened Filthpig Nursing Home

who is GTO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2541144&forum_id=2#25366062)



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Date: April 11th, 2014 12:59 PM
Author: odious bbw

Anthony Ciolli

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2541144&forum_id=2#25366197)



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Date: April 13th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: spectacular milk business firm

Is the transcript still available anywhere?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2541144&forum_id=2#25375458)



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Date: April 13th, 2014 12:35 PM
Author: vibrant chestnut address

Exhibit M: From Ciolli's deposition, taken March 2, 2008, 9:05 am to 1:04 pm, Orlando, Florida.

[p. 26]

Q Okay. Do you have a general sense of how many users use the change user name feature?

A I don't know how many people actually use it, no.

Q Have you ever changed your user name?

A No

Q So you only have one user name on the site?

A You mean user name or alias?

Q I'm sorry, alias?

A Alias, no. I should clarify. Immediately when I registered my account, I registered my account with the Anthony, but I immediately changed it to Great Teacher Onizuka because that's the alias I wanted to have. You can't register a user name that has spaces in it.

Q Do you have anyother -- any other aliases?

A No.

Q So your two aliases are Anthony and Great Teacher Onizuka?

A Yes.

[p. 27]

Q Okay.

A I should clarify. I have several additional aliases that I never used but I registered to prevent other people from impersonating me on AutoAdmit.

Q Okay.

A Because there had been other users who would post messages claiming to be me. They, perhaps, post -- for example, they take like, for example, one individual who has their name Great Teacher Onizuka period, had a period at the end. And people -- you would make posts people believe -- to prevent that, I registered various other aliases under my account to prevent other people from registering them and trying to impersonate me, but I never actually posted messages with those aliases. But the only alias I actually ever used was Great Teacher Onizuka.

Q Okay. And how many other aliases do you have, just the ones you used to prevent?

A Yes, just those. I don't know how many, I would guess maybe about ten.

Q And those are all just --

A I never made posts with them.

[p. 33]

...I belive he used the e-mail account AHWIAB@gmail.com, and as you can tell from the e-mail conversation I provided. And, I believe, that DRACULA used the e-mail DRACULAESQ@gmail.com. And other than that, I don't believe I know anyone's e-mail address.

Q What was the -- can you say the A horse walks into the bar e-mail again?

A AHWIAB@gmail.com.

Q How did you come to know that A horse walks into a bar, their name was Ryan?

A He sent me an e-mail, and he signed it Ryan.

Q Other than receiving the e-mail, do you have any other knowledge of that name?

A I met a person who claimed to be A horse walks into a bar at an AutoAdmit meet-up in June. And at that meet-up, he identified himself as Ryan, but he did not provide a last name.

Q What was this meet-up?

A It was just a social gathering of people who posted on the AutoAdmit message board.

Q And where did it take place?

A In Washington, DC.

Q Who else was there?

[p. 34]

A There were some, I can't remember everyone who was there, but, I believe, there was -- I believe, Wi1l Rothwe1l attended.

Q Can spell that for me?

A W-i-l-l, R-o-t-h-w-e-l-l, Cassidy McNamara, and there are various other individuals, but I don't remember them by their real names.

Q What were their user names?

A User names were, I believe, Adalia.

Q Can you spell that?

A A-d-a-l-i-a, Annie Econ, A-n-n-i-e underscore, E-c-o-n, and Andy Grew@l had attended briefly for maybe 20 minutes.

Q I'm sorry. You mentioned someone after Cass1dy. You said Cassidy and there was another real person?

A Cass1dy McN@mara.

Q McN@mara?

A Yes.

Q How would you spell that?

A M-c-N-a-m-a-r-a.

Q And who was the other real live person you knew there?

A I just gave you the list.

Q I can -- Wi1l Rothwe1l, that was the name?

[p. 35]

A Yes.

Q And what are Cass1dy -- what is Cassidy McNamara's alias?

A jane hoya.

Q What is Will Rothwell's alias?

A Mind the gap 76.

Q And Andy Grewal's?

A I don't know what name he currently uses

Q What names has he used?

A I believe he might have used RedSox7 uses now, if he has any at all.

Q And when did this take place?

A I don't remember the exact date, I think it might have been on or around June 20.

Q 2007?

A 2007, yes.

Q In Washington DC?

A Yes.

Q What was the setting?

A It was a bar. I don't remember the name of the bar.

Q Okay. Which party of DC?

A Northwest.

[p. 49]

Q So this would have been Fall 2007?

A Yes

Q Did he say he was a current student there or starting?

A Would be starting.

Q Have you ever -- since the meet-up in DC, have you had any other contact with Ryan or A horse walks into a bar?

A The only contact I had with him were e-mails that I provided to you. So if there were any e-mails dated after the meet-up, then I guess there was additional contact. But other than that, not to my knwoeldge.

Q What else do you know about Ryan?

A I don't know anything else. I believe he used the AOL Instant Messenger screen Atlas429.

Q Atlast is spelled, A-t-l-a-s?

A Yes.

Q And the No. 429?

A Yes, I believe it was 429.

Q So you had instant messenger conversations with him?

A Occasionally before meet-up.

Q Okay. And what did you discuss?

A Just the meet-up, and that it was going to

[p.52]

[Q]... Talking again about Exhibit No. 2, looking at the first line of Exhibit No. 2, there is an alias that is a colon and the letter capital "D".

A Yes.

Q What do you know about that person?

A I know that they used the AOL Instant Messenger screen name Que Tarantino.

Q Spell that for me?

A Q-u-e, T-a-r-a-n-t-i-n-o.

Q And what else do you know about him?

A I believe he attended the Texas A&M University, then transferred to University of Texas -- or at least that's what he said, the AOL Instant Messenger at some point in the past.

Q You had AOL Instant Messenger conversations with him?

A Yes.

Q Roughly how many?

A I honestly don't know the years ago, 2004, 2005.

Q More than 20?

A I honestly cannot speculate on that. I don't know.

Q Okay. What else do you know about them?

A I don't know anything else about him.

[p. 68]

[Q] Dirty Nigger. What do you know about that user?

A Well, from his name, I would assume he's a racist. But other than that, I don't know anything about him.

Q Do you know where they live?

A No.

Q Have you ever had any communications with them?

A No.

Q E-mail or IM conversations?

A No.

Q What was their representation on the board?

A I do not know.

Q The -- this is something of a -- someone posts frequently?

A I have no idea. I'm not familiar with that user name.

Q Do you have any reason to believe they know [DOE II] or (DOE I] ?

A I have no idea.

Q Turning to No. 11, this is the user name, the user who uses the alias DRACULA. What do you know about DRACULA?

A I know you mentioned earlier his gmail

[p. 69]

address, and I believe he also used the AOL Instant Messenger name DRACULA, ESQ.

Q DRACULA, ESQ.

A Yes.

Q Can you spell that?

A D-r-a-c-u-l-a, E-s-q.

Q And the e-mail address was draculaesq@gmail.com?

A Yes.

Q What else do you know about the person?

A I know nothing else about this individual.

Q You had e-mail exchanges with him?

A I believe he had been CCed on one of my on e-mails I had with A horse walks into a bar, and he had contacted me on AIM, I believe, once, too, after the lawsuit was filed to ask where to go for legal representation. I believe I referred him to EFF. And other than that, I have not had any conversations with him or know any other information about him.

Q Do you know if he contacted EFF?

A I do not know.

Q EFF is the Electronic Frontier Foundation?

A Yes.

Q Does -- how many instant messenger

[p. 112]

Q Roughly age?

A Late 20s, early 30s.

Q How about bothered, who is bothered?

A I don't know his name.

Q Was he a student?

A I think he was a teacher.

Q Where was he a teacher?

A I really -- I really don't know. I think maybe New Jersey. He didn't provide much personal information.

Q Is he a high school teacher?

A I have no idea. This was four years ago.

Q Any reason to think any of these people are defendants?

A No.

Q Know any of the defendants?

A No.

Q So turning back to Doug1as Phi1labaum, you've had e-mail communications with him?

A No.

Q I'm sorry, your lawyer has.

A My attorney.

Q But you've IM'd with him at SUA SPONTE 23?

A Yes, to get the Top 14 contest shut down.

[p. 113]

Q Roughly how many times did you IM with him?

A I really don't know. I guesstimate maybe three or four times in total during that period, but I really don't know.

Q Did you discuss anything other than the T14 site?

A I don't believe so.

Q Did you discuss [DOEll] and, [DOE I]?

A I do not recall.

Q Is AnthonyCiolli your instant messenger user name?

A Yes.

Q Your first name and last name with no spaces?

A Yes.

Q And is halawaddin Jarret Cohen's user name?

A Yes.

Q Is that spelled, h-a-l-a-w-a-d-d-i-n?

A Yes.

MR. BERKOWITZ: Let's take a break now to change the tape.

[END]

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=880977&forum_id=2#10362799

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2541144&forum_id=2#25375670)



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Date: April 13th, 2014 12:40 PM
Author: Floppy toilet seat

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2541144&forum_id=2#25375703)



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Date: April 13th, 2014 5:33 PM
Author: heady underhanded range

wow, can't believe how easily that faggot flips and just starts outting poasters left and right instead of just saying he doesn't remember. LOLed so hard at these lines:

"[Q]... Talking again about Exhibit No. 2, looking at the first line of Exhibit No. 2, there is an alias that is a colon and the letter capital "D".

A Yes.

Q What do you know about that person?"

---------

"[Q] Dirty Nigger. What do you know about that user?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2541144&forum_id=2#25377335)



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Date: April 13th, 2014 5:42 PM
Author: vibrant chestnut address

To be fair, GTO posted a thread weeks earlier giving those peeps a "heads up"

Said to the effect, "I *may* have info that outs you. I will *not* perjure myself/obstruct..."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2541144&forum_id=2#25377379)



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Date: April 13th, 2014 5:54 PM
Author: heady underhanded range

doesnt make him any less of a little bitch. it's only perjury/obstruction of justice if you get caught on something verifiable. nothing is gonna happen if he says "i can't remember" when they ask him jane hoya's real name

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2541144&forum_id=2#25377438)



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Date: April 13th, 2014 5:57 PM
Author: vibrant chestnut address

I'm with you...if GTO had done that, then NO ONE would have been outed in the lolsuit. Except maybe PaulieWalnuts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2541144&forum_id=2#25377445)



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Date: April 14th, 2014 8:55 PM
Author: Excitant Selfie

What happened to GTO IRL. I used to find shit about him online but its like he went killself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2541144&forum_id=2#25384060)



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Date: April 15th, 2014 2:25 PM
Author: vibrant chestnut address

Lawyer in Virgin Islands IIRC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2541144&forum_id=2#25387323)



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Date: April 14th, 2014 9:18 PM
Author: multi-colored trailer park twinkling uncleanness

that t14 contest really chaps my ass.

that was a compliment to those girls. there were no black sheep, punching bags thrown in for the assholes to take cheap shots at.

how that happened around here, who knows? but it did. and that ended up being a problem for some posters. fucking ridiculous.

right after that shit went down, one of my school's librarians got entered into a 'hot librarian' contest that originated from a more credible place and all of the shitlibs were fine with it

and btw the paulie walnuts that was back then was a different guy than who it ended up being. pretty sure, almost positive, that pensive took that account over

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2541144&forum_id=2#25384215)



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Date: April 12th, 2014 6:38 PM
Author: contagious charcoal lodge mood

linKKK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2541144&forum_id=2#25372987)



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Date: April 11th, 2014 11:37 AM
Author: swashbuckling slimy gaping striped hyena

Did BH really get a 159? I thought that was bs,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2541144&forum_id=2#25365816)



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Date: April 11th, 2014 11:40 AM
Author: Shaky mint station

how would she get into yale with a score that bad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2541144&forum_id=2#25365829)



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Date: April 11th, 2014 11:42 AM
Author: vibrant chestnut address

sucked the dean's clit

everyone knows THAT!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2541144&forum_id=2#25365835)



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Date: April 13th, 2014 5:38 PM
Author: vigorous embarrassed to the bone shrine

Pls describe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2541144&forum_id=2#25377357)



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Date: April 13th, 2014 5:46 PM
Author: vibrant chestnut address

Basically, Brittan Heller sucked the clit of an admissions officer...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2541144&forum_id=2#25377405)



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Date: April 13th, 2014 6:20 PM
Author: brilliant bearded home nibblets



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Date: April 13th, 2014 11:28 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle school hissy fit

Back then someone pulled the LSAT scorespread for admits that year and there were like 8 in the 150s (one was a 159). I was shocked as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2541144&forum_id=2#25375457)



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Date: April 11th, 2014 10:10 AM
Author: odious bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2541144&forum_id=2#25365365)



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Date: April 11th, 2014 10:11 AM
Author: 180 blue indian lodge friendly grandma

LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2541144&forum_id=2#25365371)



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Date: April 11th, 2014 10:12 AM
Author: brilliant bearded home nibblets

its inevitable at this point. just let it play it's course

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2541144&forum_id=2#25365374)



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Date: April 11th, 2014 10:18 AM
Author: odious bbw

on what grounds?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2541144&forum_id=2#25365394)



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Date: April 11th, 2014 10:27 AM
Author: brilliant bearded home nibblets

not saying there are legal grounds for defamation, just that the google bombing has already been done and there is no point in trying to avoid an lolsuit at this point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2541144&forum_id=2#25365427)



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Date: April 11th, 2014 10:29 AM
Author: Hateful chrome meetinghouse

There won't be a lolsuit since everything we have posted has been based on facts or has been speculative.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2541144&forum_id=2#25365437)



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Date: April 11th, 2014 10:12 AM
Author: Free-loading quadroon location

i nominate my old firm as official xoxo defamation protectors.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2541144&forum_id=2#25365375)



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Date: April 11th, 2014 10:23 AM
Author: Hateful chrome meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2541144&forum_id=2#25365417)



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Date: April 11th, 2014 10:26 AM
Author: Maize buck-toothed native faggotry

wait

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2541144&forum_id=2#25365424)



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Date: April 11th, 2014 10:50 AM
Author: vibrant chestnut address

after the ASSRAPING XO delivered to big-titted Heide Iravani-McHugh and lying cunt Brittan Heller, NO ONE will fuck with us again. HTH

http://encyclopediadramatica.se/AutoAdmit#The_LOLSuit

Benefits (and hearty LOLs) of the LOLsuit included:

The LonelyVirgin Letters: The first 'Lonelyvirgin Letter' (March 2007), which was spammed to the entire fucking faculty of the Yale Law School, warned professors that Brittan Heller was a lying bitch and that Heide Iravani owned ponies bought with money pilfered from the World Bank. (Srsly.) The SECOND 'Lonelyvirgin Letter' (June 2007), again spammed to the entire faculty of YLS, floated theories as to why "the epitome of kikes," David N. Rosen, would represent Heide and Brittan: "My own pet theory is that Mr. Rosen has recently found two talented knob gobblers to take care of business for him, in exchange for "pro bono" work. I can't blame him for trying to exploit their predicament, but it seems like the risk of contracting herpes from Brittan Heller would convince any rational person to go to a prostitute first. As for Heide Iravani, who wants that litigious cunt holding a sexual harassment lawsuit over their head?"

A federal district court was forced to adjudicate claims against parties named :D, Dirty Nigger, and HitlerHiterHitler. (SRSLY.) It is widely speculated that current poster 8==D~~ created his moniker solely for the purpose of posting tortious content and, thus, increasing the odds that "8==D~~" will one day be named in a lawsuit.

The AK-47 Letter: On the brink of being outted in March 2008, defendant AK-47 sent a friendly letter to Iravani and Heller's attorneys, letting them know the subpoenas he planned to send if the litigation continued: "1) A subpoena for information pertaining to the size of Heide Iravani's breasts and whether such breasts, as alleged by one Defendant, are "fake" 2) Information pertaining to whether Brittan Heller or Heide Iravani are indeed "universally hated" by their peers 3) Information pertaining to whether Brittan Heller or Heide Iravani have any sexually transmitted diseases, including Herpes 4) Information pertaining to the law firms that interviewed Brittan Heller or Heide Iravani, and why such firms decided not to hire Brittan Heller and Heide Iravani 5) Information pertaining to whether Brittan Heller did indeed achieve a score of 159 on the LSAT 6) Information pertaining to Heide Iravani's religion - i.e., Islam - and information from any Muslim peers that may be able to shed any light on this case (this information may be a bit difficult to get, but local mosques would be a good place to send information requests or, if necessary, subpoenas)." Legal gossip blogs clucked their tongues at AK-47's legal strategery, but the Russian Gun's letter actually fucking WORKED: The plaintiffs' lawyers, realizing they were dealing with a batshit crazy opponent, immediately dropped their pursuit of AK-47, whose actual identity remains unknown to this day.

Brittan Heller is rumored to have learned NOT to blather in interviews about genocide, bloated bodies in open graves, feminazi shit, etc.

Heide Iravani is rumored to have stopped dressing like such a slut. While this is a downside for those posters desperate enough to have fapped to her, it is probably a good thing for retailer Forever 21 and for the Beijing platinum powerseller "Totarry Authentic Seven Jeans For Idiots": both merchants had begun to run low on inventory.

Plaintiffs' attorneys actually tried to serve notice by poasting on Autoadmit. Seriously:

AutoadmitSERVED.jpg

History is made!

Epilogue: The following year, AutoAdmit's Education Director spread lulz moar widely by COUNTERsuing Reputation Defender and the Yale bitches. (SRSLY.) It's rumored that this is why lying bitch Brittan Heller fled to Korea and then Afghanistan. Since Heller is sure to be Ding!fagged if she ever petitions the Character and Fitness boards for a law license, she's trying to begin a new career as a fuckup Foodie at thesuitcasechef.com with her faggoty husband, Nathaniel Gleicher.

Heide Iravani is rumored to be judgment-proofing the ponies procured by her father with stolen World Bank money (Srsly!)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2541144&forum_id=2#25365574)



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Date: April 11th, 2014 11:48 AM
Author: Cowardly Sickened Filthpig Nursing Home

http://www.linkedin.com/in/brittanheller

I don't know much about this shit but it looks like this woman had the last laugh. That seems like an elite job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2541144&forum_id=2#25365865)



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Date: April 11th, 2014 11:50 AM
Author: Cowardly Sickened Filthpig Nursing Home

http://www.linkedin.com/pub/heide-iravani/1/874/161

And this lady seems to be doing well for herself, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2541144&forum_id=2#25365872)



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Date: April 11th, 2014 11:55 AM
Author: vibrant chestnut address

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Heide+Iravani

Googlefucked even worse

Her lolsuit accomplished nothing but MOAR googlefuckage

AutoAdmit wins

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2541144&forum_id=2#25365897)



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Date: April 11th, 2014 11:53 AM
Author: vibrant chestnut address

no, not rly

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Brittan+Heller

AutoAdmit threads on PAGE ONE, which is why the dumb lying cunt Brittan Heller started the lolsuit, in the first place.

AutoAdmit got the last laugh



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2541144&forum_id=2#25365885)



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Date: April 11th, 2014 11:54 AM
Author: Cowardly Sickened Filthpig Nursing Home

Sure, but now she works for the US DOJ while you spam a message board using a pumo because you are cowardly. I kinda think she won, lil pumo brej.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2541144&forum_id=2#25365891)



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Date: April 11th, 2014 11:55 AM
Author: vibrant chestnut address

yfwgi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2541144&forum_id=2#25365898)



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Date: April 11th, 2014 11:57 AM
Author: Cowardly Sickened Filthpig Nursing Home

She has a prestigious job, you shit poast. What's flame about that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2541144&forum_id=2#25365909)



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Date: April 11th, 2014 11:57 AM
Author: vibrant chestnut address

yfwgi, lil breh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2541144&forum_id=2#25365911)



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Date: April 11th, 2014 12:12 PM
Author: Cowardly Sickened Filthpig Nursing Home

You are MAF about this, aren't you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2541144&forum_id=2#25365986)



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Date: April 12th, 2014 3:40 PM
Author: vibrant chestnut address

Wai mad? We assfucked her. And got away with it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2541144&forum_id=2#25372186)



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Date: April 14th, 2014 5:31 PM
Author: Cowardly Sickened Filthpig Nursing Home

She works IRL. U: poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2541144&forum_id=2#25382978)



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Date: March 8th, 2015 9:37 PM
Author: vibrant chestnut address

We work IRL. She: assfucked on google forever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2541144&forum_id=2#27454406)



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Date: March 8th, 2015 9:38 PM
Author: well-lubricated step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2541144&forum_id=2#27454411)



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Date: April 12th, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: contagious charcoal lodge mood

settle down, petumkin, theres miles of more neo nazi cock out there for your sucking, git it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2541144&forum_id=2#25372235)



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Date: July 31st, 2014 1:59 AM
Author: Sapphire Son Of Senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2541144&forum_id=2#26033332)



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Date: April 11th, 2014 11:45 AM
Author: lake toaster

don't worry bros, I'll take the case

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2541144&forum_id=2#25365849)



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Date: April 11th, 2014 11:46 AM
Author: Shaky mint station

if there is another lolsuit, an xo lawyer with his own firm should actually take the case. that would be 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2541144&forum_id=2#25365857)



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Date: April 11th, 2014 11:49 AM
Author: lake toaster

I'd honestly be up for it, would be a sweet way to flame out of the law entirely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2541144&forum_id=2#25365867)



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Date: April 11th, 2014 12:31 PM
Author: odious bbw

Now on PAGE ONE of google search for Liz Hawryluk!

http://encyclopediadramatica.es/Liz_Hawryluk

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2540973&mc=13&forum_id=2

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2540227&mc=240&forum_id=2

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2540227&mc=240&forum_id=2

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2540792&mc=1&forum_id=2

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2540792&mc=1&forum_id=2

http://collegiateacb.com/schools/viewtopic.php?f=60&t=56536

http://boston.barstoolsports.com/m/random-thoughts/and-the-pussification-of-america-continues-north-carolina-bar-fitzgeralds-irish-pub-forced-to-apologize-after-feminist-makes-a-stink-about-the-dj-playing-blurred-lines/

http://anonboard.com/bbs/show_topic/973055

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2540441&mc=1&forum_id=1

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2540438&mc=1&forum_id=2

http://anonboard.com/bbs/show_topic/973055/2

http://collegiateacb.com/schools/viewtopic.php?f=102&t=56537&p=272098

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2540814&mc=6&forum_id=2

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2540814&mc=6&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2541144&forum_id=2#25366079)



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Date: April 11th, 2014 12:42 PM
Author: odious bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2541144&forum_id=2#25366128)



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Date: March 8th, 2015 9:39 PM
Author: well-lubricated step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2541144&forum_id=2#27454416)



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Date: March 8th, 2015 9:42 PM
Author: vibrant chestnut address

lol

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Portal:Sex

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2541144&forum_id=2#27454424)



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Date: April 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: brilliant bearded home nibblets

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2541144&forum_id=2#25366539)



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Date: April 12th, 2014 6:37 PM
Author: odious bbw

LIZ HAWRYLUK IS A FAT CUNT THAT NEEDS TO DIAF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2541144&forum_id=2#25372985)



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Date: April 13th, 2014 11:26 AM
Author: Shaky mint station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2541144&forum_id=2#25375454)



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Date: April 14th, 2014 3:37 PM
Author: odious bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2541144&forum_id=2#25382330)



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Date: April 14th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: brilliant bearded home nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2541144&forum_id=2#25382970)



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Date: April 14th, 2014 7:30 PM
Author: brilliant bearded home nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2541144&forum_id=2#25383545)



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Date: April 14th, 2014 8:47 PM
Author: odious bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2541144&forum_id=2#25384005)



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Date: April 14th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: multi-colored trailer park twinkling uncleanness

no sympathy for pumos who go down

fuck you all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2541144&forum_id=2#25384231)



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Date: April 15th, 2014 3:49 PM
Author: brilliant bearded home nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2541144&forum_id=2#25387839)



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Date: June 10th, 2014 7:36 AM
Author: Carmine den rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2541144&forum_id=2#25722636)