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but be respectful, k?
odious pink cruise ship
  04/12/14
hey petey have you focused on her friends at all? this "...
beady-eyed feces trailer park
  03/26/15
how did you find her phone number? edit: oh, nevermind, ...
Pearly histrionic site
  04/12/14
this will end well . . .
Fuchsia Lodge
  04/12/14
this is demented as fuck who is this person even?
electric topaz dilemma friendly grandma
  04/12/14
http://encyclopediadramatica.es/Liz_Hawryluk
odious pink cruise ship
  04/12/14
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bright sanctuary faggotry
  04/12/14
I AM NOT A DEFENDANT IN ANY LAWSUIT AGAINST AUTOADMIT.COM NO...
Fuchsia Lodge
  04/12/14
*engages pizza tracker* *watches lolsuit 2.0 ensue*
white plaza
  04/12/14
Silly. After the assraping we gave the last two bitches to t...
odious pink cruise ship
  04/12/14
i never said it'd be successful, but it would be legitimatel...
white plaza
  04/12/14
THAT much is true...
odious pink cruise ship
  04/12/14
180
Splenetic roommate
  04/12/14
180^180
odious pink cruise ship
  04/13/14
...
odious pink cruise ship
  04/15/14
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Pearly histrionic site
  04/13/14
page 1 google
odious pink cruise ship
  04/14/14
180^180
Pearly histrionic site
  04/14/14
...
Pearly histrionic site
  04/15/14
Isn't it kind of striverish to go to these lengths to cop a ...
Effete domesticated church building
  04/15/14
good point
odious pink cruise ship
  04/16/14
...
odious pink cruise ship
  04/19/14
so...did anyone do this?
odious pink cruise ship
  04/29/14
hey peter u around bro?
beady-eyed feces trailer park
  06/03/14
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dashing violent crackhouse messiness
  07/18/14
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dashing violent crackhouse messiness
  06/03/14
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beady-eyed feces trailer park
  06/04/14
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misanthropic charismatic market legend
  03/26/15
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nudist bat shit crazy corner double fault
  04/20/15
who is this person and why did you out her phone number?
Floppy Honey-headed Church Factory Reset Button
  04/20/15


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Date: April 12th, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: odious pink cruise ship

but be respectful, k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2542034&forum_id=2#25372275)



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Date: March 26th, 2015 8:36 PM
Author: beady-eyed feces trailer park

hey petey have you focused on her friends at all? this "open letter" they wrote is probably worse than what she did.

http://uncsiren.com/keepuncsafe-open-letter-kyle-bartosiewicz-manager-fitzgeralds-bar-franklin-street/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2542034&forum_id=2#27561282)



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Date: April 12th, 2014 4:01 PM
Author: Pearly histrionic site

how did you find her phone number?

edit: oh, nevermind, I see, its the house number that is listed in directories. thought you found her cell somehow, which would be creepy as fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2542034&forum_id=2#25372304)



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Date: April 12th, 2014 4:02 PM
Author: Fuchsia Lodge

this will end well . . .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2542034&forum_id=2#25372307)



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Date: April 12th, 2014 4:02 PM
Author: electric topaz dilemma friendly grandma

this is demented as fuck

who is this person even?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2542034&forum_id=2#25372308)



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Date: April 12th, 2014 4:06 PM
Author: odious pink cruise ship

http://encyclopediadramatica.es/Liz_Hawryluk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2542034&forum_id=2#25372331)



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Date: April 12th, 2014 4:02 PM
Author: bright sanctuary faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2542034&forum_id=2#25372311)



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Date: April 12th, 2014 4:04 PM
Author: Fuchsia Lodge

I AM NOT A DEFENDANT IN ANY LAWSUIT AGAINST AUTOADMIT.COM NOW OR TO-BE PENDING

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2542034&forum_id=2#25372322)



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Date: April 12th, 2014 4:13 PM
Author: white plaza

*engages pizza tracker* *watches lolsuit 2.0 ensue*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2542034&forum_id=2#25372364)



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Date: April 12th, 2014 4:28 PM
Author: odious pink cruise ship

Silly. After the assraping we gave the last two bitches to try to sue us (BIG-TITTED Heide iravani, LYING-CUNT Brittan Heller), no one's gonna try that maneuver again...

Benefits (and hearty LOLs) of the LOLsuit included:

The LonelyVirgin Letters: The first 'Lonelyvirgin Letter' (March 2007), which was spammed to the entire fucking faculty of the Yale Law School, warned professors that Brittan Heller was a lying bitch and that Heide Iravani owned ponies bought with money pilfered from the World Bank. (Srsly.) The SECOND 'Lonelyvirgin Letter' (June 2007), again spammed to the entire faculty of YLS, floated theories as to why "the epitome of kikes," David N. Rosen, would represent Heide and Brittan: "My own pet theory is that Mr. Rosen has recently found two talented knob gobblers to take care of business for him, in exchange for "pro bono" work. I can't blame him for trying to exploit their predicament, but it seems like the risk of contracting herpes from Brittan Heller would convince any rational person to go to a prostitute first. As for Heide Iravani, who wants that litigious cunt holding a sexual harassment lawsuit over their head?"

A federal district court was forced to adjudicate claims against parties named :D, Dirty Nigger, and HitlerHiterHitler. (SRSLY.) It is widely speculated that current poster 8==D~~ created his moniker solely for the purpose of posting tortious content and, thus, increasing the odds that "8==D~~" will one day be named in a lawsuit.

The AK-47 Letter: On the brink of being outted in March 2008, defendant AK-47 sent a friendly letter to Iravani and Heller's attorneys, letting them know the subpoenas he planned to send if the litigation continued: "1) A subpoena for information pertaining to the size of Heide Iravani's breasts and whether such breasts, as alleged by one Defendant, are "fake" 2) Information pertaining to whether Brittan Heller or Heide Iravani are indeed "universally hated" by their peers 3) Information pertaining to whether Brittan Heller or Heide Iravani have any sexually transmitted diseases, including Herpes 4) Information pertaining to the law firms that interviewed Brittan Heller or Heide Iravani, and why such firms decided not to hire Brittan Heller and Heide Iravani 5) Information pertaining to whether Brittan Heller did indeed achieve a score of 159 on the LSAT 6) Information pertaining to Heide Iravani's religion - i.e., Islam - and information from any Muslim peers that may be able to shed any light on this case (this information may be a bit difficult to get, but local mosques would be a good place to send information requests or, if necessary, subpoenas)." Legal gossip blogs clucked their tongues at AK-47's legal strategery, but the Russian Gun's letter actually fucking WORKED: The plaintiffs' lawyers, realizing they were dealing with a batshit crazy opponent, immediately dropped their pursuit of AK-47, whose actual identity remains unknown to this day.

Brittan Heller is rumored to have learned NOT to blather in interviews about genocide, bloated bodies in open graves, feminazi shit, etc.

Heide Iravani is rumored to have stopped dressing like such a slut. While this is a downside for those posters desperate enough to have fapped to her, it is probably a good thing for retailer Forever 21 and for the Beijing platinum powerseller "Totarry Authentic Seven Jeans For Idiots": both merchants had begun to run low on inventory.

Plaintiffs' attorneys actually tried to serve notice by poasting on Autoadmit. Seriously:

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History is made!

Epilogue: The following year, AutoAdmit's Education Director spread lulz moar widely by COUNTERsuing Reputation Defender and the Yale bitches. (SRSLY.) It's rumored that this is why lying bitch Brittan Heller fled to Korea and then Afghanistan. Since Heller is sure to be Ding!fagged if she ever petitions the Character and Fitness boards for a law license, she's trying to begin a new career as a fuckup Foodie at thesuitcasechef.com with her faggoty husband, Nathaniel Gleicher.

Heide Iravani is rumored to be judgment-proofing the ponies procured by her father with stolen World Bank money (Srsly!)

On August 9, 2009, Autoadmit trolls cheered when their work was cited in the Weddings section of the New York Times. Srsly:

http://encyclopediadramatica.es/AutoAdmit#The_LOLSuit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2542034&forum_id=2#25372430)



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Date: April 12th, 2014 4:30 PM
Author: white plaza

i never said it'd be successful, but it would be legitimately hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2542034&forum_id=2#25372435)



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Date: April 12th, 2014 4:30 PM
Author: odious pink cruise ship

THAT much is true...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2542034&forum_id=2#25372438)



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Date: April 12th, 2014 6:36 PM
Author: Splenetic roommate

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2542034&forum_id=2#25372976)



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Date: April 13th, 2014 7:49 PM
Author: odious pink cruise ship

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2542034&forum_id=2#25377973)



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Date: April 15th, 2014 2:25 PM
Author: odious pink cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2542034&forum_id=2#25387325)



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Date: April 13th, 2014 8:20 PM
Author: Pearly histrionic site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2542034&forum_id=2#25378167)



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Date: April 14th, 2014 10:17 AM
Author: odious pink cruise ship

page 1 google

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2542034&forum_id=2#25380834)



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Date: April 14th, 2014 2:10 PM
Author: Pearly histrionic site

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2542034&forum_id=2#25381929)



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Date: April 15th, 2014 3:56 PM
Author: Pearly histrionic site



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Date: April 15th, 2014 4:19 PM
Author: Effete domesticated church building

Isn't it kind of striverish to go to these lengths to cop a lolsuit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2542034&forum_id=2#25387990)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 12:20 PM
Author: odious pink cruise ship

good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2542034&forum_id=2#25392428)



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Date: April 19th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: odious pink cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2542034&forum_id=2#25409322)



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Date: April 29th, 2014 4:51 PM
Author: odious pink cruise ship

so...did anyone do this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2542034&forum_id=2#25472220)



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Date: June 3rd, 2014 2:46 PM
Author: beady-eyed feces trailer park

hey peter u around bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2542034&forum_id=2#25679664)



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Date: July 18th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: dashing violent crackhouse messiness



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Date: June 3rd, 2014 4:44 PM
Author: dashing violent crackhouse messiness



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Date: June 4th, 2014 6:16 PM
Author: beady-eyed feces trailer park



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Date: March 26th, 2015 6:58 PM
Author: misanthropic charismatic market legend



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Date: April 20th, 2015 9:48 PM
Author: nudist bat shit crazy corner double fault



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Date: April 20th, 2015 10:13 PM
Author: Floppy Honey-headed Church Factory Reset Button

who is this person and why did you out her phone number?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2542034&forum_id=2#27727167)