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Date: April 14th, 2014 12:35 PM Author: Internet-worthy talented half-breed set make arguments. Like:
"LOL you say homosex is a sin but the Bible ALSO says that you can't walk on your wheat field on a Tuesday night!!! PWNED!!!!!"
You would think that someone intelligent enough to grasp a basic concept like atheism, and who has had such privilege of education, relative to humanity at large, that they have come to embrace atheism, would have at least a modicum of understanding of a text before saying things like this. Yet, there are hordes of these tards out there. |
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Date: April 15th, 2014 9:23 PM Author: Cerebral impressive stag film yes, people who actually read the Bible (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2543266&forum_id=2#25389866) |
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Date: April 15th, 2014 10:34 PM Author: misanthropic persian market *tips his fedora* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2543266&forum_id=2#25390347) |
Date: April 14th, 2014 12:48 PM Author: Internet-worthy talented half-breed set (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2543266&forum_id=2#25381410) |
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Date: April 14th, 2014 12:49 PM Author: harsh blue sanctuary wagecucks True. It's much better to point out that Jesus explicitly forbade divorce and remarriage save in very rare circumstances and modern Christians ignore those teachings just like they ignore prohibitions on premarital sex. The funny thing is that an openly and unrepentant gay would not be welcome in most Christian churches, but the ibanker catholic that fucks his gf or new wife on the reg is accepted without question. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2543266&forum_id=2#25381419) |
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Date: April 14th, 2014 1:01 PM Author: Internet-worthy talented half-breed set It is true that a good number of "Christians" in America seem to identify as Christians culturally, but do not give much thought to either the letter or the spirit of Jesus' teachings. That's not particularly surprising when you have a nation of 300 million people that is culturally and historically Christian. Of course these are the people that seem to be abandoning Christianity completely over time. Some evangelicals are actually happy about that fact, believing that these people weren't actual Christians to begin with.
I disagree with your last sentence. |
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Date: April 14th, 2014 1:02 PM Author: harsh blue sanctuary wagecucks Most evangelicals openly welcome people that get divorced and remarried and a overwhelming number of them have premarital sex (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2543266&forum_id=2#25381498) |
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Date: April 14th, 2014 1:58 PM Author: Tan Big House Hominid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2543266&forum_id=2#25381860) |
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Date: April 14th, 2014 2:02 PM Author: mind-boggling stead quadroon I'm unaware of any Christian who demands the church accept their pre-marital sex and that the church ordain a pastor that's not married but banging women left and right. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2543266&forum_id=2#25381879) |
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Date: April 14th, 2014 2:43 PM Author: plum hairraiser macaca they don't need to "demand" anything because it's fully accepted and nobody even looks into it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2543266&forum_id=2#25382067) |
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Date: April 14th, 2014 2:18 PM Author: exciting citrine business firm gaming laptop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2543266&forum_id=2#25381974) |
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Date: April 14th, 2014 3:36 PM Author: Stubborn pit Christians welcoming sinners?
*MIND BLOWN* |
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Date: April 14th, 2014 1:07 PM Author: massive sound barrier you are an idiot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2543266&forum_id=2#25381519) |
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Date: April 14th, 2014 1:32 PM Author: Idiotic canary locus liquid oxygen he's a douche running flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2543266&forum_id=2#25381662) |
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Date: April 14th, 2014 1:58 PM Author: Tan Big House Hominid u seem dumb (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2543266&forum_id=2#25381857) |
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Date: April 14th, 2014 1:58 PM Author: Tan Big House Hominid u seem dumb (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2543266&forum_id=2#25381855) |
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Date: April 14th, 2014 12:52 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle Violent Public Bath Mad Cow Disease some cite the bible as an authority but don't have a coherent method of interpretation that allows them to draw distinction between which strictures are still relevant and which aren't. That's pretty much the only way to engage such people at that point. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2543266&forum_id=2#25381440) |
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Date: April 14th, 2014 12:57 PM Author: harsh blue sanctuary wagecucks I can already tell you are one of those idiots who thinks the "New Covenant" means that Christians get to ignore most of the stuff in the Old Testament. the fact that this is contrary to orthodox christian doctrine and church history has probably never even entered your mind. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2543266&forum_id=2#25381467) |
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Date: April 14th, 2014 12:58 PM Author: mind-boggling stead quadroon Jack Frost: telling Christians how to practice a faith he finds false since 1997. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2543266&forum_id=2#25381476) |
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Date: April 14th, 2014 1:10 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle Violent Public Bath Mad Cow Disease you seem really dumb, sorry. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2543266&forum_id=2#25381539) |
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Date: April 14th, 2014 1:18 PM Author: Arousing parlor volcanic crater Are you Christian? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2543266&forum_id=2#25381583) |
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Date: April 14th, 2014 1:20 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle Violent Public Bath Mad Cow Disease lol no, i have no idea why jack frost assumed that from my post (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2543266&forum_id=2#25381601) |
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Date: April 14th, 2014 1:20 PM Author: harsh blue sanctuary wagecucks It is exactly the sort of thing Christians say to defend the bible when they can't come up with real arguments (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2543266&forum_id=2#25381603) |
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Date: April 14th, 2014 1:28 PM Author: mind-boggling stead quadroon Jack frost: can't come up with way to argue against one argument, declares it invalid. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2543266&forum_id=2#25381638) |
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Date: April 14th, 2014 1:18 PM Author: seedy partner hell titcysrds (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2543266&forum_id=2#25381586) |
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Date: April 14th, 2014 1:06 PM Author: painfully honest provocative parlour do you think analyzing any kind of document requires a special method of interpretation, or is the bible unique in this regard? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2543266&forum_id=2#25381514) |
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Date: April 14th, 2014 1:07 PM Author: harsh blue sanctuary wagecucks This is actually a serious theological question. Why would god want his message to the world to be unclear and hard to understand? If he really is all good, all knowing, and wanted people to know his mind we should expect the opposite to be true. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2543266&forum_id=2#25381517) |
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Date: April 14th, 2014 1:24 PM Author: Internet-worthy talented half-breed set the point behind the OP is not really hard to understand, but i agree with your rhetorical question and answer. however it seems that the actual essence of the gospel is shockingly simple. it can be readily understood by a small child. further, if you were to believe in God as such then you would believe that his nature is not entirely comprehensible by humans. since our universe is clearly not, then its creator who simply willed it into existence is certainly not. as a text that purports to communicate his nature and his actions, we should expect that the bible will not read like a textbook that only applies concepts neatly to our pre-existing modes of understanding and logic, without raising confounding paradoxes and questions without answers. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2543266&forum_id=2#25381617) |
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Date: April 14th, 2014 1:25 PM Author: harsh blue sanctuary wagecucks A child can understand a complex story about the Jewish Messiah needing to be ritually sacrificed in order to purge mankind of sin? Doubtful
God's commands to us have little to do with his nature per se. There are also implications of this argument that I think you would reject, but we don't need to get into them. |
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Date: April 14th, 2014 1:48 PM Author: trip aggressive weed whacker Scholarship. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2543266&forum_id=2#25381793) |
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Date: April 14th, 2014 1:08 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle Violent Public Bath Mad Cow Disease Bible is not unique, but it is enormously complex, since it's just a collection of texts from a large group of authors, written over more than a thousand years with very different audiences in mind. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2543266&forum_id=2#25381523) |
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Date: April 14th, 2014 1:30 PM Author: mind-boggling stead quadroon If the Bible was simplified, Jack Frost would be saying "I mean this simple document is the best GOD could write!? It's written on a 3rd grade reading level. Surely GOD would write a much more complicated documents. After all, he invented the complex universe we live in. Why would he write such a simple book?" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2543266&forum_id=2#25381651) |
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Date: April 14th, 2014 1:08 PM Author: Internet-worthy talented half-breed set not special- just coherent. and the point behind the OP does not hinge on any of that really. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2543266&forum_id=2#25381526) |
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Date: April 14th, 2014 1:40 PM Author: Internet-worthy talented half-breed set Fair point--saying something like this could be fine as a starting point with a dumb. But that's not the context that you usually see it. It's usually reddit atheists who think they just pwned the whole bible. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2543266&forum_id=2#25381727) |
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Date: April 14th, 2014 1:02 PM Author: aphrodisiac police squad just selectively push shit that doesn't fit into modern society under the rug, bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2543266&forum_id=2#25381497) |
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Date: April 14th, 2014 1:04 PM Author: Internet-worthy talented half-breed set (perfect example of idiot described in OP) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2543266&forum_id=2#25381506) |
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Date: April 14th, 2014 1:10 PM Author: aphrodisiac police squad (Notre Dame freshmen preparing for theology final) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2543266&forum_id=2#25381538) |
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Date: April 14th, 2014 1:24 PM Author: Internet-worthy talented half-breed set TY (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2543266&forum_id=2#25381622) |
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Date: April 14th, 2014 3:34 PM Author: Garnet fiercely-loyal haunted graveyard brunch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2543266&forum_id=2#25382312) |
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Date: April 14th, 2014 1:18 PM Author: Arousing parlor volcanic crater You Christian lil breh? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2543266&forum_id=2#25381588) |
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Date: April 14th, 2014 1:15 PM Author: fragrant offensive headpube the bible is just plain inconsistent and no one follows all the rules.
therefore, STFU |
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Date: April 14th, 2014 1:16 PM Author: Dashing khaki menage mood LJL @ American Christians. Just do ignore divorce, premarital sex, tattoos, and Jesus being a turdskin or black (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2543266&forum_id=2#25381569) |
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Date: April 14th, 2014 1:17 PM Author: harsh blue sanctuary wagecucks it really is comical (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2543266&forum_id=2#25381573) |
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Date: April 14th, 2014 1:19 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle Violent Public Bath Mad Cow Disease but the eye of the needle actually referred to a gate in Jerusalem!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2543266&forum_id=2#25381597) |
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Date: April 14th, 2014 1:25 PM Author: Internet-worthy talented half-breed set Nope. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2543266&forum_id=2#25381623) |
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Date: April 14th, 2014 2:40 PM Author: Brass Geriatric Depressive Piazza IT DIDN'T SPECIFY THE SIZE OF THE NEEDLE (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2543266&forum_id=2#25382059) |
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Date: April 14th, 2014 3:04 PM Author: aqua hot property That interpretation makes no sense.
If it's just a city gate, he's saying that a rich man entering the kingdom of heaven is more difficult than something routine and easy. That's not very descriptive. Saying it is more difficult than something impossible makes more sense- especially in light of the context of the passage (urging a rich man to give up his wealth). |
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Date: April 14th, 2014 1:24 PM Author: low-t institution NFL players are some of the most religious people in the country. Just do plow stripper pussy on Saturday night, praise the LORD JESUS on Sunday after scoring touchdown. Just lol. Evangelical movement really destroyed all semblance of any kind of intellectual rigor in christianity in this country. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2543266&forum_id=2#25381618) |
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Date: April 14th, 2014 1:30 PM Author: mind-boggling stead quadroon Where do they ignore it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2543266&forum_id=2#25381655) |
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Date: April 14th, 2014 1:19 PM Author: Glassy Histrionic Bbw Library op: can you actually spell out why these alleged inconsistencies aren't a problem? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2543266&forum_id=2#25381599) |
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Date: April 14th, 2014 1:44 PM Author: jade violent patrolman (guy going to hell) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2543266&forum_id=2#25381764) |
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Date: April 14th, 2014 1:49 PM Author: Glassy Histrionic Bbw Library wtf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2543266&forum_id=2#25381802) |
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Date: April 14th, 2014 3:22 PM Author: jade violent patrolman ur questioning the word of god = ur going to hell bro. sorry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2543266&forum_id=2#25382263) |
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Date: April 14th, 2014 3:30 PM Author: aqua hot property Oddly, the concept of Hell as a place of eternal torture doesn't really have biblical support. But for some reason, evangelicals who are into the "literal word of God" interpretation are always talking about Hell. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2543266&forum_id=2#25382292) |
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Date: April 14th, 2014 1:50 PM Author: trip aggressive weed whacker Devastating. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2543266&forum_id=2#25381808) |