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I am ashamed to be a lawyer

Ex-biglaw breh, now on business side. Our outside counsel is...
ocher self-centered stage
  04/15/14
Tisbis always true of corporate lawyers and about 50% true w...
diverse chapel
  04/15/14
litigators are worse. all they do is fight, trying to carve ...
ocher self-centered stage
  04/15/14
"never adding value" Seriously, WTF is that rea...
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  04/15/14
just carving out a piece of a loss or extracting nuisance va...
ocher self-centered stage
  04/15/14
It's true the entire judicial system should be scrapped. Add...
ivory stag film mental disorder
  04/16/14
cr. Coase pretty much proved that.
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  04/06/15
*Coase, living the dream in tribal Waziristan*
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  04/16/14
The root cause of the problem is that judges are fucking clu...
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  04/16/14
People who give a shit about adding value should killself.
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  04/06/15
Rite, we should all be scoundrels and spread it, the world n...
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  04/11/15
i hate being a biglawlyer so much i want to cry
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  04/15/14
Pathetic how?
vermilion sweet tailpipe
  04/15/14
they are engaged in a constant cycle of beta pathetic one up...
ocher self-centered stage
  04/15/14
share sentiment - how did you switch to biz side and do you ...
gold fear-inspiring fanboi
  04/15/14
switch was luck and perseverance, found a friend, took a sal...
ocher self-centered stage
  04/15/14
:'-(
gold fear-inspiring fanboi
  04/15/14
lol sure buddy
big boiling water
  04/16/14
Lol dork
Cordovan excitant regret national
  04/15/14
Why did you even go to LS then?
red church building boistinker
  04/15/14
delusions of grandeur... no just pressure from parents and ...
ocher self-centered stage
  04/15/14
My shitty STEM jerb makes me think I want to go to LS (maybe...
red church building boistinker
  04/15/14
if you want a change, it's a chance. just remember that anyt...
ocher self-centered stage
  04/15/14
I assume you mean t10 here. KEWL. Guess I'll keep chuggi...
red church building boistinker
  04/15/14
correct t10. that being said if dat STEM is phD, then a TTT ...
ocher self-centered stage
  04/15/14
same
Demanding temple
  04/06/15
The one upmanship isn't limited to lawyers. Bankers might be...
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  04/16/14
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big boiling water
  04/16/14
worst job in the world
Claret splenetic dilemma
  04/15/14
no that would be sewer diver / just the most pathetic
ocher self-centered stage
  04/15/14
is it even possible to get the job you have if we are on the...
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  04/15/14
maybe, as the personal connection was more important. howeve...
ocher self-centered stage
  04/15/14
i started fairly recently and actually have the option of ro...
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  04/15/14
anything client facing where you work with dudes who cut dea...
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  04/16/14
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  04/16/14
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  04/13/15
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I am PROUD AS FUCK to be a lawyer.
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Date: April 15th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: ocher self-centered stage

Ex-biglaw breh, now on business side. Our outside counsel is V10 and fucking pathetic. And they are the best of the lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#25389857)



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Date: April 15th, 2014 10:11 PM
Author: diverse chapel

Tisbis always true of corporate lawyers and about 50% true with litigators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#25390221)



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Date: April 15th, 2014 10:15 PM
Author: ocher self-centered stage

litigators are worse. all they do is fight, trying to carve a corpse, never adding value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#25390250)



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Date: April 15th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: comical very tactful heaven factory reset button

"never adding value"

Seriously, WTF is that really supposed to mean?

If your company gets fucked, do you just take 100% of the loss because the lawyers would only be able to recover 85%?

If a defendant sues, do you just default because the lawyers might not be able to eliminate all of the damages?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#25390282)



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Date: April 15th, 2014 10:24 PM
Author: ocher self-centered stage

just carving out a piece of a loss or extracting nuisance value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#25390292)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 11:18 AM
Author: ivory stag film mental disorder

It's true the entire judicial system should be scrapped. Adds NO value.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#25392218)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 1:13 PM
Author: aromatic coral piazza

cr. Coase pretty much proved that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#27631764)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 1:45 PM
Author: Stirring parlor sandwich

*Coase, living the dream in tribal Waziristan*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#27632020)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 12:58 AM
Author: Flirting windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#25391171)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 12:28 PM
Author: irradiated fantasy-prone blood rage messiness

The root cause of the problem is that judges are fucking clueless and juries are worse, so any mildly technical point in a dispute is a roll of the dice. This is what provides the incentive for plaintiffs lawyers to sue, forum shop and be total fucking asshats during discovery, all of which is the dictionary definition of giant negative externality.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#25392460)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 11:37 AM
Author: Supple Lavender Legend Locale

People who give a shit about adding value should killself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#25392288)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 1:39 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy hunting ground quadroon

(DBG)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#27631964)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 9:50 PM
Author: cerise mood

Rite, we should all be scoundrels and spread it, the world needs more selfish, shitty ppl who add no value and fuck everyone over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#27673278)



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Date: April 15th, 2014 9:23 PM
Author: Pea-brained alcoholic affirmative action orchestra pit

i hate being a biglawlyer so much i want to cry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#25389860)



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Date: April 15th, 2014 9:23 PM
Author: vermilion sweet tailpipe

Pathetic how?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#25389861)



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Date: April 15th, 2014 9:25 PM
Author: ocher self-centered stage

they are engaged in a constant cycle of beta pathetic one upsmanship, fail to understand the fundamental economics and business motivations behind anything, are openly talked down to by everyone, and shamelessly try to gouge fees.

We literally mock them to their faces

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#25389880)



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Date: April 15th, 2014 9:26 PM
Author: gold fear-inspiring fanboi

share sentiment - how did you switch to biz side and do you feel ashamed among peers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#25389890)



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Date: April 15th, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: ocher self-centered stage

switch was luck and perseverance, found a friend, took a salary hit + some risk, and now make more than the jr partners at my old v20.

Ashamed? OFS!!! I am constantly mocked for my legal background

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#25389916)



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Date: April 15th, 2014 9:32 PM
Author: gold fear-inspiring fanboi

:'-(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#25389927)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 12:06 PM
Author: big boiling water

lol sure buddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#25392400)



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Date: April 15th, 2014 9:29 PM
Author: Cordovan excitant regret national

Lol dork

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#25389910)



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Date: April 15th, 2014 9:49 PM
Author: red church building boistinker

Why did you even go to LS then?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#25390066)



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Date: April 15th, 2014 9:51 PM
Author: ocher self-centered stage

delusions of grandeur...

no just pressure from parents and a year of working in a shittty jerb after UG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#25390085)



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Date: April 15th, 2014 9:54 PM
Author: red church building boistinker

My shitty STEM jerb makes me think I want to go to LS (maybe I actually do, shit). Biggest mistake of my life?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#25390111)



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Date: April 15th, 2014 9:55 PM
Author: ocher self-centered stage

if you want a change, it's a chance. just remember that anything less than v10 without a ride is a waste

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#25390116)



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Date: April 15th, 2014 9:57 PM
Author: red church building boistinker

I assume you mean t10 here.

KEWL. Guess I'll keep chugging along.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#25390127)



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Date: April 15th, 2014 9:58 PM
Author: ocher self-centered stage

correct t10. that being said if dat STEM is phD, then a TTT is worth it if there's a jerb at the end

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#25390136)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 2:09 PM
Author: Demanding temple

same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#27632204)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 9:19 AM
Author: indigo big-titted nursing home

The one upmanship isn't limited to lawyers. Bankers might be even worse IME.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#25391735)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 12:06 PM
Author: big boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#25392403)



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Date: April 15th, 2014 9:24 PM
Author: Claret splenetic dilemma

worst job in the world

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#25389870)



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Date: April 15th, 2014 9:46 PM
Author: ocher self-centered stage

no that would be sewer diver / just the most pathetic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#25390046)



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Date: April 15th, 2014 10:17 PM
Author: Turquoise appetizing shrine

is it even possible to get the job you have if we are on the lit rather than corp side of things (in big law)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#25390260)



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Date: April 15th, 2014 10:18 PM
Author: ocher self-centered stage

maybe, as the personal connection was more important. however if I had been in lit, I would have failed in this job and never escaped the legal role

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#25390267)



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Date: April 15th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: Turquoise appetizing shrine

i started fairly recently and actually have the option of rotating to a different group. any particular group you think would help go in-house and, once there, help transition to the biz side?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#25390286)



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Date: April 15th, 2014 10:23 PM
Author: ocher self-centered stage

anything client facing where you work with dudes who cut deals and structure transactions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#25390289)



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Date: April 15th, 2014 10:30 PM
Author: high-end hairraiser turdskin

If, by lawyer, you mean that scoundrel whose visage is plastered on weathered bus benches, that instigator of trouble amongst otherwise peaceable brothers, that dissembling, conniving voice whispered into great men's ears,

then yes, I too, am ashamed.

But if, by lawyer, you mean that champion of the peace, that lone voice standing athwart the riotous mass in the name of what is right and just, that harbinger of order, that vassal of humanity,

then sir, far from being ashamed, I am honored to be amongst his company, privileged to seek his counsel, and in awe at the works which he hath wrought in the name of our fair civilization.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#25390326)



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Date: April 15th, 2014 10:41 PM
Author: twinkling crusty corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#25390403)



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Date: April 15th, 2014 10:42 PM
Author: Turquoise appetizing shrine

can this be real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#25390407)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 12:06 AM
Author: Dun sanctuary cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#25390992)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 12:12 AM
Author: Ungodly cream kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#25391015)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 12:46 AM
Author: Bisexual meetinghouse foreskin

ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#25391147)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 1:04 AM
Author: Demanding temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#25391187)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 5:42 AM
Author: tan headpube

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#25391631)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 9:29 AM
Author: bossy chrome step-uncle's house gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#25391759)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 9:57 AM
Author: Lilac Soul-stirring Property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#25391848)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 10:02 AM
Author: crimson harsh public bath sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#25391870)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 10:03 AM
Author: crystalline water buffalo school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#25391872)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 10:07 AM
Author: Awkward locus reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#25391889)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 10:31 AM
Author: Opaque swashbuckling legal warrant

You have been trying very very hard recently you aspie faggot, but this post makes up for it all. 180!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#25391974)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 10:59 AM
Author: high-end hairraiser turdskin

(Shit-talking pumo #5034973)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#25392136)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 11:56 AM
Author: Glittery ticket booth immigrant

he is a retarded fucking bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#25392371)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 12:06 PM
Author: Lilac Soul-stirring Property

(Shit-talking pumo #5034974)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#25392404)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 11:39 AM
Author: ivory stag film mental disorder

OH what a scholar! The presence of scholarly greatness prances aloft!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#25392298)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 11:44 AM
Author: galvanic iridescent digit ratio

180000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#25392326)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: Carnelian set keepsake machete

180

Reminds me of the old days of xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#25392388)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 1:15 PM
Author: high-end hairraiser turdskin

tyft brother; we'll build it back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#25392647)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 12:17 PM
Author: Buff fragrant double fault

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#25392422)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 12:30 PM
Author: lime cerebral hissy fit stead

180000000000000000000000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#25392467)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 12:38 PM
Author: crystalline water buffalo school cafeteria

Reminds me of that drunk driving case where the judge explains the bads vs. the goods of alcohol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#25392502)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 1:21 PM
Author: Glassy corn cake candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#27631816)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 1:41 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy hunting ground quadroon

marked 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#27631976)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 1:41 PM
Author: french umber church



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Date: April 6th, 2015 1:48 PM
Author: Sickened theater stage electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#27632045)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 3:23 PM
Author: Bisexual meetinghouse foreskin

So fucking underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#27671356)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 3:25 PM
Author: painfully honest vigorous mother school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#27671371)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 3:25 PM
Author: gold fear-inspiring fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#27671373)



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Date: April 13th, 2015 3:56 PM
Author: chestnut mind-boggling whorehouse cuckold

Coming up on the year anniversary of this post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#27683030)



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Date: July 23rd, 2015 5:31 PM
Author: high-end hairraiser turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#28398426)



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Date: July 23rd, 2015 8:53 PM
Author: galvanic iridescent digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#28399583)



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Date: July 23rd, 2015 9:20 PM
Author: odious location roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#28399732)



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Date: June 8th, 2018 1:33 PM
Author: abusive persian home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#36208152)



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Date: June 8th, 2018 1:36 PM
Author: Coiffed wonderful karate

What happened to nm?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#36208169)



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Date: June 8th, 2018 1:40 PM
Author: abusive persian home

???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#36208194)



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Date: June 8th, 2018 1:42 PM
Author: Coiffed wonderful karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#36208199)



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Date: June 8th, 2018 1:43 PM
Author: high-end hairraiser turdskin

odd case

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#36208210)



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Date: June 8th, 2018 1:44 PM
Author: Coiffed wonderful karate

;)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#36208212)



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Date: June 8th, 2018 2:08 PM
Author: Bright federal parlour



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Date: April 16th, 2014 10:47 AM
Author: provocative misanthropic hell party of the first part

Me too. How do I get out? Did sales before ls, thinking about getting back into that.

And to think I went to ls because I was ashamed to be a salesman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#25392059)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 11:45 AM
Author: curious know-it-all international law enforcement agency

tbf, lawyers laugh at the shitty, shallow ideas produced by business people in the context of legal issues ALL THE TIME as well. These assholes who view their major contribution as marking up a document by saying "Do we have to use the phrase [insert quoted standard of review/term of art for the legal issue in question]. We're more comfortable with [some vaguely analogous terms with weaker-sounding words]."

OH WHAT GREAT BUSINESS MINDS, "ADDING VALUE" AT EVERY TURN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#25392330)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 12:50 PM
Author: irradiated fantasy-prone blood rage messiness

That's just a dumb business guy who has strayed outside of his area being a moron. But actually figuring out how to identify and address a market opportunity, build a product, make it profitable, let customers know about it--that's the fundamental work of capitalism. Lawyers, by contrast, while performing their core function of spotting risks and advising the business on how to avoid those risks, will far more often than not feel little obligation to actually learn how the business is attempting to operate. So the advice the lawyer provides will frequently be essentially useless or largely irrelevant and preoccupied with corner cases because it fails to incorporate the relevant business context.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#25392546)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 12:54 PM
Author: vibrant university sound barrier

Business practicalities are prole. We are concerned with the esoteric sweet treats.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#25392563)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: galvanic iridescent digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#25392681)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 9:46 PM
Author: titillating athletic conference hospital

the delights of the scholarly garden

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#27673264)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: curious know-it-all international law enforcement agency

Don't disagree, but the number of instances in which the advice the lawyer provides is *perceived* to be "essentially useless or largely irrelevant" due to "failing to incorporate the relevant business context" is quite a bit greater than the number of instances when this is actually so. No person who has worked as a BIGLAW attorney for any significant period of time is without their handful of stories where the business folks at a client say "Our goal is [X], but we need you to also do [thing that makes doing X legally impossible]." Trying to explain these types of conflicts while the business folks either blankly stare at us, or give a patronizing response about us being "clever so you'll figure something out" is a massive driver of inefficiency.

Still, you are certainly right that learning how a business operates is crtically important and does get under-emphasized in BIGLAW at times.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#25392669)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 1:45 PM
Author: provocative misanthropic hell party of the first part

As someone who's ashamed to be a lawyer, this is also overstated. Just because the legal answers aren't what the business people want to hear does not make the legal answers irrelevant. Sometimes it makes business sense to take legal risks, but knowing the legal risk exists is important, not useless

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#25392822)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 2:01 PM
Author: Zombie-like motley den gaming laptop

oh, what business skill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#27632149)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 1:14 PM
Author: crystalline water buffalo school cafeteria

CR. Business people routinely want me to draft some wishy washy "agreement" that is essentially an "agreement" to continue to discuss something at a later date. It's meaningless as a legal document but they still want to formalize it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#25392639)



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Date: March 7th, 2015 1:54 PM
Author: high-end hairraiser turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#27447460)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 1:11 PM
Author: high-end hairraiser turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#27631744)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 1:12 PM
Author: Thriller mentally impaired resort main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#27631754)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 1:12 PM
Author: high-end hairraiser turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#27631759)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 1:13 PM
Author: Rose electric senate philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#27631762)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 1:43 PM
Author: bateful talking gaping

cr. at best you are the bitch of corporate overlords who make more money than you, at worst you are literally looked upon as the scum of the earth.

the best was when I worked at a firm doing mid market PE as a paralegal, and the lawyers there were making mid-100s at best. the companies being purchased were literally run by criminals who had run the places into the ground, and were walking away with millions in some cases. Every lawyer looked like they wanted to die when deals closed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#27631997)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 2:06 PM
Author: arousing station

It is truly embarrassing to me too. So mad at myself for becoming one, yet make too much money and have too many obligations to get out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#27632181)



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Date: April 13th, 2015 3:52 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle underhanded abode

Shame?!

At least you have conclusively established that you are not Jewish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#27683016)



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Date: July 23rd, 2015 8:54 PM
Author: magenta naked hall

you should be ashamed. it's embarrassing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#28399585)



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Date: July 23rd, 2015 9:18 PM
Author: Godawful pisswyrm address

not as much shame as your mother felt the day she first laid eyes on you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#28399715)



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Date: June 8th, 2018 1:53 PM
Author: multi-colored wild son of senegal background story

I am PROUD AS FUCK to be a lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#36208275)



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Date: June 8th, 2018 1:57 PM
Author: domesticated charismatic center dragon

I live my life a quarter mile at a time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#36208296)



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Date: September 11th, 2020 4:46 PM
Author: ocher self-centered stage



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