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I am ashamed to be a lawyer

Ex-biglaw breh, now on business side. Our outside counsel is...
lascivious garrison cuckoldry
  04/15/14
Tisbis always true of corporate lawyers and about 50% true w...
domesticated hyperventilating goal in life base
  04/15/14
litigators are worse. all they do is fight, trying to carve ...
lascivious garrison cuckoldry
  04/15/14
"never adding value" Seriously, WTF is that rea...
Beady-eyed Police Squad Stag Film
  04/15/14
just carving out a piece of a loss or extracting nuisance va...
lascivious garrison cuckoldry
  04/15/14
It's true the entire judicial system should be scrapped. Add...
Arousing athletic conference
  04/16/14
cr. Coase pretty much proved that.
irate razzle resort wrinkle
  04/06/15
*Coase, living the dream in tribal Waziristan*
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  04/16/14
The root cause of the problem is that judges are fucking clu...
Purple Abode
  04/16/14
People who give a shit about adding value should killself.
mint trailer park
  04/16/14
(DBG)
cyan ticket booth
  04/06/15
Rite, we should all be scoundrels and spread it, the world n...
Ivory pea-brained kitchen kitty
  04/11/15
i hate being a biglawlyer so much i want to cry
house-broken internal respiration candlestick maker
  04/15/14
Pathetic how?
Flesh thriller lay round eye
  04/15/14
they are engaged in a constant cycle of beta pathetic one up...
lascivious garrison cuckoldry
  04/15/14
share sentiment - how did you switch to biz side and do you ...
Impressive opaque philosopher-king
  04/15/14
switch was luck and perseverance, found a friend, took a sal...
lascivious garrison cuckoldry
  04/15/14
:'-(
Impressive opaque philosopher-king
  04/15/14
lol sure buddy
Umber buck-toothed rigpig theater stage
  04/16/14
Lol dork
Bistre space
  04/15/14
Why did you even go to LS then?
rough-skinned cream public bath telephone
  04/15/14
delusions of grandeur... no just pressure from parents and ...
lascivious garrison cuckoldry
  04/15/14
My shitty STEM jerb makes me think I want to go to LS (maybe...
rough-skinned cream public bath telephone
  04/15/14
if you want a change, it's a chance. just remember that anyt...
lascivious garrison cuckoldry
  04/15/14
I assume you mean t10 here. KEWL. Guess I'll keep chuggi...
rough-skinned cream public bath telephone
  04/15/14
correct t10. that being said if dat STEM is phD, then a TTT ...
lascivious garrison cuckoldry
  04/15/14
same
Carmine station
  04/06/15
The one upmanship isn't limited to lawyers. Bankers might be...
amethyst exhilarant new version striped hyena
  04/16/14
...
Umber buck-toothed rigpig theater stage
  04/16/14
worst job in the world
Flickering smoky boltzmann
  04/15/14
no that would be sewer diver / just the most pathetic
lascivious garrison cuckoldry
  04/15/14
is it even possible to get the job you have if we are on the...
Boyish Associate Multi-billionaire
  04/15/14
maybe, as the personal connection was more important. howeve...
lascivious garrison cuckoldry
  04/15/14
i started fairly recently and actually have the option of ro...
Boyish Associate Multi-billionaire
  04/15/14
anything client facing where you work with dudes who cut dea...
lascivious garrison cuckoldry
  04/15/14
If, by lawyer, you mean that scoundrel whose visage is plast...
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  04/15/14
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Pearly Address
  04/15/14
can this be real
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  04/16/14
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  04/16/14
180^180
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  04/16/14
(Shit-talking pumo #5034973)
pink mind-boggling hospital queen of the night
  04/16/14
he is a retarded fucking bitch
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  04/16/14
(Shit-talking pumo #5034974)
Metal Dog Poop Blood Rage
  04/16/14
OH what a scholar! The presence of scholarly greatness pranc...
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  04/16/14
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galvanic hunting ground patrolman
  04/16/14
180 Reminds me of the old days of xo.
Wonderful forum
  04/16/14
tyft brother; we'll build it back
pink mind-boggling hospital queen of the night
  04/16/14
180
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  04/16/14
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  04/16/14
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  04/06/15
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So fucking underrated.
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Impressive opaque philosopher-king
  04/11/15
Coming up on the year anniversary of this post.
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  06/08/18
What happened to nm?
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  06/08/18
???
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  06/08/18
odd case
pink mind-boggling hospital queen of the night
  06/08/18
;)
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  06/08/18
Me too. How do I get out? Did sales before ls, thinking ab...
Insecure azn
  04/16/14
tbf, lawyers laugh at the shitty, shallow ideas produced by ...
comical bearded center
  04/16/14
That's just a dumb business guy who has strayed outside of h...
Purple Abode
  04/16/14
Business practicalities are prole. We are concerned with th...
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  04/16/14
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galvanic hunting ground patrolman
  04/16/14
the delights of the scholarly garden
Idiotic therapy becky
  04/11/15
Don't disagree, but the number of instances in which the adv...
comical bearded center
  04/16/14
As someone who's ashamed to be a lawyer, this is also overst...
Insecure azn
  04/16/14
oh, what business skill
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  04/06/15
CR. Business people routinely want me to draft some wishy wa...
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  04/16/14
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  03/07/15
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  04/06/15
cr. at best you are the bitch of corporate overlords who mak...
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  04/06/15
It is truly embarrassing to me too. So mad at myself for be...
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  04/06/15
Shame?! At least you have conclusively established that you...
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  04/13/15
you should be ashamed. it's embarrassing
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  07/23/15
not as much shame as your mother felt the day she first laid...
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  07/23/15
I am PROUD AS FUCK to be a lawyer.
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  06/08/18
I live my life a quarter mile at a time.
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Date: April 15th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: lascivious garrison cuckoldry

Ex-biglaw breh, now on business side. Our outside counsel is V10 and fucking pathetic. And they are the best of the lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#25389857)



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Date: April 15th, 2014 10:11 PM
Author: domesticated hyperventilating goal in life base

Tisbis always true of corporate lawyers and about 50% true with litigators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#25390221)



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Date: April 15th, 2014 10:15 PM
Author: lascivious garrison cuckoldry

litigators are worse. all they do is fight, trying to carve a corpse, never adding value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#25390250)



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Date: April 15th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Police Squad Stag Film

"never adding value"

Seriously, WTF is that really supposed to mean?

If your company gets fucked, do you just take 100% of the loss because the lawyers would only be able to recover 85%?

If a defendant sues, do you just default because the lawyers might not be able to eliminate all of the damages?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#25390282)



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Date: April 15th, 2014 10:24 PM
Author: lascivious garrison cuckoldry

just carving out a piece of a loss or extracting nuisance value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#25390292)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 11:18 AM
Author: Arousing athletic conference

It's true the entire judicial system should be scrapped. Adds NO value.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#25392218)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 1:13 PM
Author: irate razzle resort wrinkle

cr. Coase pretty much proved that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#27631764)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 1:45 PM
Author: glittery burgundy masturbator menage

*Coase, living the dream in tribal Waziristan*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#27632020)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 12:58 AM
Author: Khaki Gaming Laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#25391171)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 12:28 PM
Author: Purple Abode

The root cause of the problem is that judges are fucking clueless and juries are worse, so any mildly technical point in a dispute is a roll of the dice. This is what provides the incentive for plaintiffs lawyers to sue, forum shop and be total fucking asshats during discovery, all of which is the dictionary definition of giant negative externality.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#25392460)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 11:37 AM
Author: mint trailer park

People who give a shit about adding value should killself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#25392288)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 1:39 PM
Author: cyan ticket booth

(DBG)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#27631964)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 9:50 PM
Author: Ivory pea-brained kitchen kitty

Rite, we should all be scoundrels and spread it, the world needs more selfish, shitty ppl who add no value and fuck everyone over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#27673278)



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Date: April 15th, 2014 9:23 PM
Author: house-broken internal respiration candlestick maker

i hate being a biglawlyer so much i want to cry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#25389860)



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Date: April 15th, 2014 9:23 PM
Author: Flesh thriller lay round eye

Pathetic how?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#25389861)



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Date: April 15th, 2014 9:25 PM
Author: lascivious garrison cuckoldry

they are engaged in a constant cycle of beta pathetic one upsmanship, fail to understand the fundamental economics and business motivations behind anything, are openly talked down to by everyone, and shamelessly try to gouge fees.

We literally mock them to their faces

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#25389880)



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Date: April 15th, 2014 9:26 PM
Author: Impressive opaque philosopher-king

share sentiment - how did you switch to biz side and do you feel ashamed among peers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#25389890)



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Date: April 15th, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: lascivious garrison cuckoldry

switch was luck and perseverance, found a friend, took a salary hit + some risk, and now make more than the jr partners at my old v20.

Ashamed? OFS!!! I am constantly mocked for my legal background

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#25389916)



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Date: April 15th, 2014 9:32 PM
Author: Impressive opaque philosopher-king

:'-(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#25389927)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 12:06 PM
Author: Umber buck-toothed rigpig theater stage

lol sure buddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#25392400)



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Date: April 15th, 2014 9:29 PM
Author: Bistre space

Lol dork

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#25389910)



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Date: April 15th, 2014 9:49 PM
Author: rough-skinned cream public bath telephone

Why did you even go to LS then?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#25390066)



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Date: April 15th, 2014 9:51 PM
Author: lascivious garrison cuckoldry

delusions of grandeur...

no just pressure from parents and a year of working in a shittty jerb after UG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#25390085)



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Date: April 15th, 2014 9:54 PM
Author: rough-skinned cream public bath telephone

My shitty STEM jerb makes me think I want to go to LS (maybe I actually do, shit). Biggest mistake of my life?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#25390111)



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Date: April 15th, 2014 9:55 PM
Author: lascivious garrison cuckoldry

if you want a change, it's a chance. just remember that anything less than v10 without a ride is a waste

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#25390116)



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Date: April 15th, 2014 9:57 PM
Author: rough-skinned cream public bath telephone

I assume you mean t10 here.

KEWL. Guess I'll keep chugging along.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#25390127)



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Date: April 15th, 2014 9:58 PM
Author: lascivious garrison cuckoldry

correct t10. that being said if dat STEM is phD, then a TTT is worth it if there's a jerb at the end

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#25390136)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 2:09 PM
Author: Carmine station

same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#27632204)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 9:19 AM
Author: amethyst exhilarant new version striped hyena

The one upmanship isn't limited to lawyers. Bankers might be even worse IME.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#25391735)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 12:06 PM
Author: Umber buck-toothed rigpig theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#25392403)



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Date: April 15th, 2014 9:24 PM
Author: Flickering smoky boltzmann

worst job in the world

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#25389870)



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Date: April 15th, 2014 9:46 PM
Author: lascivious garrison cuckoldry

no that would be sewer diver / just the most pathetic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#25390046)



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Date: April 15th, 2014 10:17 PM
Author: Boyish Associate Multi-billionaire

is it even possible to get the job you have if we are on the lit rather than corp side of things (in big law)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#25390260)



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Date: April 15th, 2014 10:18 PM
Author: lascivious garrison cuckoldry

maybe, as the personal connection was more important. however if I had been in lit, I would have failed in this job and never escaped the legal role

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#25390267)



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Date: April 15th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: Boyish Associate Multi-billionaire

i started fairly recently and actually have the option of rotating to a different group. any particular group you think would help go in-house and, once there, help transition to the biz side?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#25390286)



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Date: April 15th, 2014 10:23 PM
Author: lascivious garrison cuckoldry

anything client facing where you work with dudes who cut deals and structure transactions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#25390289)



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Date: April 15th, 2014 10:30 PM
Author: pink mind-boggling hospital queen of the night

If, by lawyer, you mean that scoundrel whose visage is plastered on weathered bus benches, that instigator of trouble amongst otherwise peaceable brothers, that dissembling, conniving voice whispered into great men's ears,

then yes, I too, am ashamed.

But if, by lawyer, you mean that champion of the peace, that lone voice standing athwart the riotous mass in the name of what is right and just, that harbinger of order, that vassal of humanity,

then sir, far from being ashamed, I am honored to be amongst his company, privileged to seek his counsel, and in awe at the works which he hath wrought in the name of our fair civilization.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#25390326)



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Date: April 15th, 2014 10:41 PM
Author: Pearly Address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#25390403)



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Date: April 15th, 2014 10:42 PM
Author: Boyish Associate Multi-billionaire

can this be real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#25390407)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 12:06 AM
Author: Primrose immigrant national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#25390992)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 12:12 AM
Author: Passionate salmon state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#25391015)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 12:46 AM
Author: Fragrant tattoo

ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#25391147)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 1:04 AM
Author: Carmine station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#25391187)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 5:42 AM
Author: territorial titillating native national security agency

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#25391631)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 9:29 AM
Author: Sooty legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#25391759)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 9:57 AM
Author: Metal Dog Poop Blood Rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#25391848)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 10:02 AM
Author: Carnelian Maniacal Dingle Berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#25391870)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 10:03 AM
Author: Exciting set alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#25391872)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 10:07 AM
Author: pungent charcoal sanctuary antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#25391889)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 10:31 AM
Author: contagious stage cumskin

You have been trying very very hard recently you aspie faggot, but this post makes up for it all. 180!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#25391974)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 10:59 AM
Author: pink mind-boggling hospital queen of the night

(Shit-talking pumo #5034973)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#25392136)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 11:56 AM
Author: Swashbuckling liquid oxygen

he is a retarded fucking bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#25392371)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 12:06 PM
Author: Metal Dog Poop Blood Rage

(Shit-talking pumo #5034974)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#25392404)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 11:39 AM
Author: Arousing athletic conference

OH what a scholar! The presence of scholarly greatness prances aloft!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#25392298)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 11:44 AM
Author: galvanic hunting ground patrolman

180000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#25392326)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: Wonderful forum

180

Reminds me of the old days of xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#25392388)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 1:15 PM
Author: pink mind-boggling hospital queen of the night

tyft brother; we'll build it back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#25392647)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 12:17 PM
Author: Lake filthy theater depressive

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#25392422)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 12:30 PM
Author: Hideous Locus Feces

180000000000000000000000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#25392467)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 12:38 PM
Author: Exciting set alpha

Reminds me of that drunk driving case where the judge explains the bads vs. the goods of alcohol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#25392502)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 1:21 PM
Author: balding box office useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#27631816)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 1:41 PM
Author: cyan ticket booth

marked 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#27631976)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 1:41 PM
Author: Appetizing ocher international law enforcement agency range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#27631984)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 1:48 PM
Author: sapphire mewling faggotry digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#27632045)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 3:23 PM
Author: Fragrant tattoo

So fucking underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#27671356)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 3:25 PM
Author: Deranged den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#27671371)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 3:25 PM
Author: Impressive opaque philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#27671373)



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Date: April 13th, 2015 3:56 PM
Author: Startled Pontificating School

Coming up on the year anniversary of this post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#27683030)



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Date: July 23rd, 2015 5:31 PM
Author: pink mind-boggling hospital queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#28398426)



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Date: July 23rd, 2015 8:53 PM
Author: galvanic hunting ground patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#28399583)



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Date: July 23rd, 2015 9:20 PM
Author: Confused Jet Area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#28399732)



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Date: June 8th, 2018 1:33 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Free-loading Stage Ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#36208152)



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Date: June 8th, 2018 1:36 PM
Author: Irradiated corn cake cruise ship

What happened to nm?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#36208169)



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Date: June 8th, 2018 1:40 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Free-loading Stage Ape

???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#36208194)



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Date: June 8th, 2018 1:42 PM
Author: Irradiated corn cake cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#36208199)



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Date: June 8th, 2018 1:43 PM
Author: pink mind-boggling hospital queen of the night

odd case

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#36208210)



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Date: June 8th, 2018 1:44 PM
Author: Irradiated corn cake cruise ship

;)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#36208212)



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Date: June 8th, 2018 2:08 PM
Author: Glassy university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#36208360)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 10:47 AM
Author: Insecure azn

Me too. How do I get out? Did sales before ls, thinking about getting back into that.

And to think I went to ls because I was ashamed to be a salesman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#25392059)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 11:45 AM
Author: comical bearded center

tbf, lawyers laugh at the shitty, shallow ideas produced by business people in the context of legal issues ALL THE TIME as well. These assholes who view their major contribution as marking up a document by saying "Do we have to use the phrase [insert quoted standard of review/term of art for the legal issue in question]. We're more comfortable with [some vaguely analogous terms with weaker-sounding words]."

OH WHAT GREAT BUSINESS MINDS, "ADDING VALUE" AT EVERY TURN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#25392330)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 12:50 PM
Author: Purple Abode

That's just a dumb business guy who has strayed outside of his area being a moron. But actually figuring out how to identify and address a market opportunity, build a product, make it profitable, let customers know about it--that's the fundamental work of capitalism. Lawyers, by contrast, while performing their core function of spotting risks and advising the business on how to avoid those risks, will far more often than not feel little obligation to actually learn how the business is attempting to operate. So the advice the lawyer provides will frequently be essentially useless or largely irrelevant and preoccupied with corner cases because it fails to incorporate the relevant business context.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#25392546)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 12:54 PM
Author: rose organic girlfriend prole

Business practicalities are prole. We are concerned with the esoteric sweet treats.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#25392563)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: galvanic hunting ground patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#25392681)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 9:46 PM
Author: Idiotic therapy becky

the delights of the scholarly garden

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#27673264)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: comical bearded center

Don't disagree, but the number of instances in which the advice the lawyer provides is *perceived* to be "essentially useless or largely irrelevant" due to "failing to incorporate the relevant business context" is quite a bit greater than the number of instances when this is actually so. No person who has worked as a BIGLAW attorney for any significant period of time is without their handful of stories where the business folks at a client say "Our goal is [X], but we need you to also do [thing that makes doing X legally impossible]." Trying to explain these types of conflicts while the business folks either blankly stare at us, or give a patronizing response about us being "clever so you'll figure something out" is a massive driver of inefficiency.

Still, you are certainly right that learning how a business operates is crtically important and does get under-emphasized in BIGLAW at times.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#25392669)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 1:45 PM
Author: Insecure azn

As someone who's ashamed to be a lawyer, this is also overstated. Just because the legal answers aren't what the business people want to hear does not make the legal answers irrelevant. Sometimes it makes business sense to take legal risks, but knowing the legal risk exists is important, not useless

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#25392822)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 2:01 PM
Author: aphrodisiac shimmering place of business

oh, what business skill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#27632149)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 1:14 PM
Author: Exciting set alpha

CR. Business people routinely want me to draft some wishy washy "agreement" that is essentially an "agreement" to continue to discuss something at a later date. It's meaningless as a legal document but they still want to formalize it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#25392639)



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Date: March 7th, 2015 1:54 PM
Author: pink mind-boggling hospital queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#27447460)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 1:11 PM
Author: pink mind-boggling hospital queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#27631744)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 1:12 PM
Author: Geriatric Zombie-like Property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#27631754)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 1:12 PM
Author: pink mind-boggling hospital queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#27631759)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 1:13 PM
Author: Coral soul-stirring tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#27631762)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 1:43 PM
Author: vivacious black office

cr. at best you are the bitch of corporate overlords who make more money than you, at worst you are literally looked upon as the scum of the earth.

the best was when I worked at a firm doing mid market PE as a paralegal, and the lawyers there were making mid-100s at best. the companies being purchased were literally run by criminals who had run the places into the ground, and were walking away with millions in some cases. Every lawyer looked like they wanted to die when deals closed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#27631997)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 2:06 PM
Author: odious twinkling famous landscape painting

It is truly embarrassing to me too. So mad at myself for becoming one, yet make too much money and have too many obligations to get out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#27632181)



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Date: April 13th, 2015 3:52 PM
Author: trip slap-happy mad-dog skullcap

Shame?!

At least you have conclusively established that you are not Jewish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#27683016)



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Date: July 23rd, 2015 8:54 PM
Author: electric vermilion field

you should be ashamed. it's embarrassing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#28399585)



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Date: July 23rd, 2015 9:18 PM
Author: avocado big-titted house

not as much shame as your mother felt the day she first laid eyes on you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#28399715)



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Date: June 8th, 2018 1:53 PM
Author: splenetic blathering mother black woman

I am PROUD AS FUCK to be a lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#36208275)



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Date: June 8th, 2018 1:57 PM
Author: excitant regret factory reset button

I live my life a quarter mile at a time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#36208296)



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Date: September 11th, 2020 4:46 PM
Author: lascivious garrison cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2544302&forum_id=2#40905446)