The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
|
 |
 
|
Rate this alpha bro with two cute southern belles (SFW)
Poast new message in this thread
Date: April 17th, 2014 7:00 PM Author: Bat-shit-crazy clown http://i.imgur.com/VywPiCH.jpg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2545745&forum_id=2#25400177) |
Date: April 17th, 2014 7:22 PM Author: aromatic market reading party xo: the wonder years (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2545745&forum_id=2#25400296) |
 |
Date: April 17th, 2014 8:57 PM Author: Avocado Supple Wrinkle If I was the bro I would fuck the shit out of both of them. Or just settle for the girl on the left. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2545745&forum_id=2#25400877) |
|
Date: April 17th, 2014 8:57 PM Author: Avocado Supple Wrinkle Girl on the left does that look a way too well for her age. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2545745&forum_id=2#25400875) |
|
Date: April 17th, 2014 8:58 PM Author: arousing sinister scourge upon the earth yup (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2545745&forum_id=2#25400882) |
|
Date: April 17th, 2014 9:02 PM Author: Crimson coffee pot national security agency Yep. Dad has a problem on his hands. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2545745&forum_id=2#25400926) |
|
Date: April 17th, 2014 9:04 PM Author: Avocado Supple Wrinkle Dad already knows. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2545745&forum_id=2#25400935) |
|
Date: April 17th, 2014 9:04 PM Author: Crimson coffee pot national security agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2545745&forum_id=2#25400940) |
|
Date: April 19th, 2014 3:29 PM Author: slimy giraffe Dad IS the problem (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2545745&forum_id=2#25409533) |
|
Date: April 17th, 2014 8:59 PM Author: Lemon cerebral sanctuary chick on the left is genuinely smoking (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2545745&forum_id=2#25400898) |
|
Date: April 17th, 2014 8:59 PM Author: arousing sinister scourge upon the earth She'll be a grandma at 38. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2545745&forum_id=2#25400902) |
|
Date: April 17th, 2014 9:00 PM Author: Avocado Supple Wrinkle Entirely possible. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2545745&forum_id=2#25400913) |
|
Date: April 17th, 2014 9:01 PM Author: Lemon cerebral sanctuary i would like to be a part of that family. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2545745&forum_id=2#25400919) |
|
Date: April 17th, 2014 9:03 PM Author: Avocado Supple Wrinkle Agreed, but she is THAT girl in junior high. If I had to put money down I'd say she has had cock already. Many, many times. She has that look that porn stars have on cumpilation DVD sets. See the girl on the right? That's how normal girls that age look. No, not even normal, normal - she has painted fingernails and is TRYING to act slightly slutty. But girl on the left? Nah, man, she's playing a different game. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2545745&forum_id=2#25400928) |
|
Date: April 17th, 2014 9:05 PM Author: Lemon cerebral sanctuary 85% chance she's tasted the semen from that dude in the background. but i'm sure she'll make a mean tuna casserole and likely slams bud lights with the guys watching...fuck probably does oxys already, but only the 20mgs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2545745&forum_id=2#25400943) |
|
Date: April 17th, 2014 9:09 PM Author: Avocado Supple Wrinkle LOL, the dude by the car? Honestly, probably not the little breh. He looks like he's about to nut from those two girls touching him. Doubt he has touched a naked tit.
Otherwise, I wouldn't be surprised if she can down shots of Jack Daniel's straight before throwing off her clothes and taking the dick of some large adult male. |
|
Date: April 17th, 2014 9:10 PM Author: Lemon cerebral sanctuary i meant the flannel-clad redneck in the background. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2545745&forum_id=2#25400979) |
|
Date: April 17th, 2014 9:11 PM Author: Avocado Supple Wrinkle Yeah, so dude by the car. Who knows man, but maybe, maybe. Sad thing is, I'll bet the little breh has a mad innocent puppy love crush on her and will be genuinely depressed if he finds out what's really up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2545745&forum_id=2#25400992) |
|
Date: April 17th, 2014 9:14 PM Author: Avocado Supple Wrinkle By the way, I knew a girl like that. Fortunately, she was much less hot so I had the good sense to run far, far away. The first day I visited her house her drug dealer older brother shot heroin in front of us as she begged him to put it away. I knew that was waaaaay too much for me in 6th grade, lol. But she was already fucking by then too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2545745&forum_id=2#25401012) |
|
Date: April 17th, 2014 9:16 PM Author: Lemon cerebral sanctuary i knew people like that. so glad i won the parent lottery and could tourist with shithole families to drink beer and smoke pot but go home to my successful educated parents. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2545745&forum_id=2#25401037) |
|
Date: April 17th, 2014 9:19 PM Author: arousing sinister scourge upon the earth Yeah....Remember going over to some random kid's house and there would be porn lying around everywhere? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2545745&forum_id=2#25401053) |
|
Date: April 17th, 2014 9:21 PM Author: Lemon cerebral sanctuary yeah but mainly their parents giving us beer and drugs and saying how cool it was but secretly scared for my friend knowing things will end badly for them. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2545745&forum_id=2#25401068) |
|
Date: April 17th, 2014 9:21 PM Author: Avocado Supple Wrinkle Nuddie mags/vids, empty whisky bottles, ashtrays, and tons of fucking clothes all over the place. You could basically run wild there. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2545745&forum_id=2#25401071) |
|
Date: April 17th, 2014 9:22 PM Author: Lemon cerebral sanctuary lol all druggies are hoarders. the unwashed clothes, all over! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2545745&forum_id=2#25401077) |
|
Date: April 17th, 2014 9:33 PM Author: Avocado Supple Wrinkle Yah, and I don't know if it is because they were too lazy to throw shit out or if they legit wanted to keep that stuff or some combo. Also - cats everywhere. I remember hanging out, drinking/smoking and watching the cats fight and fuck in the backyard. Whenever they had dogs they were always the big/mean/scary kind. The parents were usually like "you get bit it's on YOU so I'd watch your ass."
I remember one time I was like 8 or 9 visiting some white trash friends of friends. Their 6 or 7 or something year old daughter comes running down fucking naked and asks my bro and I if we like her. then she does some weird thing where we shouldn't look at her butt because that's immoral. Still don't know what that was about. Then the adults, already drunk off their asses at like 3pm started laughing at us because we were both around a naked girl and didn't know what to do. Then her mother yelled at her to put some clothes on and she yelled that she didn't have any clean clothes.
This thread is jogging some fucked up memories. |
|
Date: April 17th, 2014 9:35 PM Author: Lemon cerebral sanctuary did you also live in suburban maryland? where did these parents get the same schematic to fuck their kids lives up? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2545745&forum_id=2#25401173) |
|
Date: April 17th, 2014 9:36 PM Author: Avocado Supple Wrinkle No comment, but we may have hung out at a very young age.
They're just white fucking trash and even decent families have friends and extended family that fit that description. And they don't want their sons growing up spoiled nancies so they have us hang out with them. Plus, cheap babysitting. |
|
Date: April 17th, 2014 9:20 PM Author: Avocado Supple Wrinkle Same. But have to admit, that actually made me feel like shit for a long time. She did a whole thing like I was just another male in her life that left her hanging but fuck that, we were in 6th grade and went out a few times and her family was legit fucked up.
I still remember - her name was Ashley. Weird as fuck that I remember that.
Funny thing is, a year later I was so pussy mad that I would have risked it just to pound her, which was basically guaranteed. If she looked like the girl on the left I would have done it then. |
|
Date: April 17th, 2014 9:22 PM Author: Lemon cerebral sanctuary we all have the white trash hottie who got away. most morph into 330 lb wildebeasts with 3 kids and a vibrant Facebook feed to some shithole in virginia or missouri. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2545745&forum_id=2#25401075) |
|
Date: April 17th, 2014 9:26 PM Author: Avocado Supple Wrinkle I have 0 doubt she morphed into a 330 lb wildebeest. She was wasn't skinny even then (not fat either, but she ate white trash food and drank beer regularly as a kid), but she had the fortune (or misfortune) to develop huge, shapely tits in the 5th grade. When you're that age you feel like that's the most amazing thing fucking ever.
The saddest thing is that here I am, thinking back, kind of kicking myself for not fucking the shit out of that slut. But if I were giving my son advice, I'd legit want him to do exactly what I did. |
|
Date: April 17th, 2014 9:28 PM Author: Lemon cerebral sanctuary everyone needs a practice chick. objectively it sucks her worthless life is merely a mean you utilize to get some ephemeral social end. but better than tyrone i guess. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2545745&forum_id=2#25401112) |
|
Date: April 17th, 2014 9:35 PM Author: Avocado Supple Wrinkle Funny thing is, this is why that girl always gets an older guy. When you're that young you're still too innocent to look at that girl and think "practice chick." You start thinking if you can really help her and if you'll get in too deep with that bullshit. A year or two later? You get cynical enough that you're like "whatever, practice chick, fuck and chuck." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2545745&forum_id=2#25401174) |
|
Date: April 17th, 2014 9:24 PM Author: swashbuckling goal in life I knew a girl like that from grade school through high school/college and now as an adult.
Even though she came from an upper middle class family, you could tell that she was an all bones about it down and dirty SLUT from the get go.
As time went on she got better at hiding it, but now in her mid twenties there is no sign of her motherfuckin ass slowing down. |
|
Date: April 17th, 2014 9:33 PM Author: ruby depressive gas station that's a 4th grader. not middle school. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2545745&forum_id=2#25401153) |
|
Date: April 17th, 2014 9:38 PM Author: Avocado Supple Wrinkle She could be 4th-6th grade. Maybe even later if she is a late bloomer. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2545745&forum_id=2#25401202) |
|
Date: April 17th, 2014 9:14 PM Author: Crimson coffee pot national security agency Reason I never want a daughter #234. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2545745&forum_id=2#25401016) |
|
Date: April 17th, 2014 9:14 PM Author: Avocado Supple Wrinkle If she is too hot, she ends up like lefty.
If she's not hot enough, she'll be dead to society. |
|
Date: April 17th, 2014 9:27 PM Author: Spruce Kitchen Personal Credit Line giving jay carney's daughter a run for her money (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2545745&forum_id=2#25401108) |
|
Date: April 17th, 2014 9:46 PM Author: Avocado Supple Wrinkle His daughter looks normal/wholesome. This girl? Not so much. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2545745&forum_id=2#25401269) |
|
Date: April 18th, 2014 10:55 AM Author: arousing sinister scourge upon the earth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2545745&forum_id=2#25403125) |
|
Date: April 19th, 2014 9:04 AM Author: Avocado Supple Wrinkle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2545745&forum_id=2#25408247) |
|
Date: April 19th, 2014 3:26 PM Author: Avocado Supple Wrinkle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2545745&forum_id=2#25409522) |
|
Date: April 25th, 2014 10:14 AM Author: Avocado Supple Wrinkle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2545745&forum_id=2#25444426) |