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I accidentally bought the "gay" fleshlight... FUCK MY LIFE

I'd been doing research on the Tenga products and found a sh...
Diverse Fantasy-prone House Codepig
  05/07/14
whats their refund policy?
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  09/22/15
Sounds like you're gay bro
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lol @ a pyro fetish not being "flame"
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OUT the other ideas!
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God's love has its limits.
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what's gay about this
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is this from misc?
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if only :((((((((((((
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you peed for about a week?
big messiness
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no it burnt for a week when i peed
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Date: May 7th, 2014 12:47 AM
Author: Diverse Fantasy-prone House Codepig

I'd been doing research on the Tenga products and found a shop who's website claimed they would have them. Unforunatley they were out. I started looking at fleshlights but without much prior knowledge. I liked the price of the Sex in a Can line and was just browsing those.

The lady that worked there started giving me the spiel about how popular Fleshlights are and whatnot and said the stamina control unit was the most popular after the original.

I'm looking at the cans and they all have different textures and it was tough to figure it all out on the spot. They all had different openings too but I didn't care much about whether it looks like a pussy or an ass or a mouth - I want the one that feels best based on rubber things I rub on my dick.

I played it safe, I thought, and went with the one with the mini-stamina control texture - most popular and presumably tighter... I ain't that big. Bonus was the opening was just a small hole, I thought, that didn't look like anything. No fake pussy or mouth, or fangs - fyi: some have fangs.

But then I get home. Well, the first thing I did was use it once but during that I noticed that it did have that balloon knot look of an asshole but whatever. It felt fucking awesome. When I was done, and satisfied, I started googling the "Gape Soda NSFW" ( http://www.fleshjack.com/jacks-soda/ )I bought and absolutly everything turned up gay and I'm not super comfortable with that. Turns out I bought a Fleshjack - the gay Fleshlight.

As much as the fake pussy versions are supposed to make you think pussy, this one is designed to be a dude's ass... that doesn't work for me. I'm trying to reconcile that it's just rubber and the same way I didn't need fake pussy lips means that I don't have to think of this thing as a dude's ass but it's not easy. I mean on one hand it's still the best tightness and texture for me, but I'll be penetrating a fake male butthole.

I'm not having a crisis that using this makes me gay. No, I just want to enjoy my $50 toy and I can't escape the thought of it being a male butt, which I don't really want. I don't want to buy a pussy based unit but I might have to now because I like the feeling but I have trouble with it this way.

I don't know... and I'm drunk now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25516791)



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Date: September 22nd, 2015 6:41 PM
Author: big-titted stead really tough guy

whats their refund policy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#28815809)



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Date: May 7th, 2014 12:50 AM
Author: Bisexual Soul-stirring Sound Barrier Point

Sounds like you're gay bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25516806)



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Date: May 7th, 2014 12:52 AM
Author: Diverse Fantasy-prone House Codepig

fuk u bro this isn't funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25516817)



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Date: January 1st, 2023 11:42 PM
Author: cream french chef



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Date: May 7th, 2014 12:52 AM
Author: Federal alcoholic pit athletic conference

tyft, would read again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25516816)



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Date: May 7th, 2014 12:55 AM
Author: Diverse Fantasy-prone House Codepig

You think this is bad? Here's why I had to toss my last one -- The pussy lips on the fleshlight were a little disfigured from when I dabbled in pyro fetish. I coated the entry to the fleshlight with lighter fluid and germx and set it on fire and fucked it. First of all, lighter fluid deteriorates the material and so do flames. The next problem I ran into was my thrusts forcing the globs of flaming germx to fly off of the fleshlight and nearly set my rug on fire. The last, and arguably most important problem with this is that you will burn your dick. If your thrusts don't put out the blaze in the first few pumps, you'll be left with a peeling dick for a week. Would not recommend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25516833)



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Date: May 7th, 2014 1:00 AM
Author: Diverse Fantasy-prone House Codepig

To be honest, I really don't know why I was even intrigued by it. I thought it would be fun to fuck a pussy that was on fire, but wouldn't want to risk hurting another person. I liked the idea of pulling out and cumming on the flames to put them out. The heat was too much so I thought maybe a condom would protect me for a few more seconds. It ended up burning right through the condom and giving me a nasty little burn on my shaft. After I burned myself, I stopped trying to fuck it while it was on fire but instead coated it in germx and had a lighter closeby. When I got close to climax I lit it up and shot my load but I was in too much pain for an impressive release. Also, I had to pour water on it and put ointment on my burns. It was one of those ideas that sounded a lot better in my head than in reality.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25516853)



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Date: May 11th, 2014 10:59 PM
Author: boyish bearded range

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25544855)



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Date: September 22nd, 2015 6:49 PM
Author: swashbuckling indecent tanning salon

180

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Date: April 4th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: brilliant theater stage

....

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Date: September 28th, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: slap-happy pozpig boiling water

lmao

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Date: September 28th, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Blood Rage New Version



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Date: May 19th, 2017 11:52 PM
Author: big-titted stead really tough guy

I truly hope this isn't flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#33349208)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 3:20 PM
Author: Exciting meetinghouse

lol @ a pyro fetish not being "flame"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#34733011)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: Walnut Hideous Kitchen



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Date: November 20th, 2017 4:09 PM
Author: comical school cafeteria knife

OUT the other ideas!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#34733438)



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Date: January 1st, 2023 11:44 PM
Author: cream french chef

God's love has its limits.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#45728150)



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Date: May 7th, 2014 12:53 AM
Author: Abusive olive striped hyena

I just "want the one that feels best" lisped the totally straight bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25516824)



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Date: May 7th, 2014 12:58 AM
Author: big messiness

Jack's Gape Soda is the perfect pick-me-up for hung tops. You know how to work a bottom's hole to make entry as pleasurable as possible ... But we've done the work for you and this bottom is ready to play! Featuring a relaxed opening and the Stamina texture from Endurance Jack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25516844)



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Date: May 7th, 2014 12:59 AM
Author: concupiscible elite dopamine

what's gay about this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25516851)



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Date: May 7th, 2014 1:00 AM
Author: Submissive Territorial Liquid Oxygen

simmer down earl

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Date: May 7th, 2014 1:00 AM
Author: big messiness

is this from misc?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25516863)



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Date: May 7th, 2014 1:02 AM
Author: Diverse Fantasy-prone House Codepig

if only :((((((((((((

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25516873)



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Date: May 7th, 2014 1:01 AM
Author: dashing brunch cuckold

You're a creepy, psychotic asshole on this board. Seems like you had it coming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25516864)



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Date: May 7th, 2014 1:01 AM
Author: Diverse Fantasy-prone House Codepig

I know man, I know. I've done a few other weird things too. You know those glowsticks that are really long that you can make into a loop and wear around your neck? I had a bunch of those a couple years back and i'd lubricate them and put them in my urethra. Then when I got good and hard, I'd bend my penis to activate the glowstick. It was really satisfying to hear the crack of the glowstick coming from my cock. It made me feel like I was breaking my dick in half but without actually harming myself. I stopped doing this after two events put a damper on the fun. Once I got overzealous and put the glowstick all the way in to where I couldnt see it anymore. It took a long time to coax out. The other time, the plastic had some imperfections and ended up slicing the inside of my penis a bit. It burned like a thousand suns when I peed for about a week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25516871)



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Date: May 7th, 2014 1:02 AM
Author: big messiness

you peed for about a week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25516879)



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Date: May 7th, 2014 1:25 AM
Author: Diverse Fantasy-prone House Codepig

no it burnt for a week when i peed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25516986)



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Date: September 22nd, 2015 6:50 PM
Author: swashbuckling indecent tanning salon

oh fuck lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#28815868)



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Date: May 7th, 2014 1:03 AM
Author: snowy business firm

i think you put quotes around the wrong word

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25516882)



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Date: May 7th, 2014 1:04 AM
Author: big messiness



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Date: May 7th, 2014 1:19 AM
Author: Yapping Space

ok i laughed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25516953)



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Date: May 7th, 2014 1:54 AM
Author: Low-t location

took me a second, but so did i

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25517103)



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Date: May 7th, 2014 4:06 PM
Author: Yapping Space

not proud to admit it but it took me a sec too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25519890)



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Date: May 7th, 2014 1:22 AM
Author: Diverse Fantasy-prone House Codepig

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25516964)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 3:29 PM
Author: big-titted stead really tough guy

This is great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#34733105)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 4:09 PM
Author: amber forum

Ran here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#34733441)



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Date: January 1st, 2023 11:44 PM
Author: cream french chef



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Date: May 7th, 2014 1:06 AM
Author: Charcoal mad cow disease regret

So the lady at the store thought you were gay?

What do you look like, bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25516896)



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Date: May 7th, 2014 1:27 AM
Author: Diverse Fantasy-prone House Codepig

No i just picked it without really thinking about it. She probably assumed I was gay when I handed it to her to ring up though. There was nothing obviously gay on the packaging, it's just the online marketing that makes me go wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25516993)



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Date: May 7th, 2014 1:07 AM
Author: Rusted national quadroon

180

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Date: May 7th, 2014 1:12 AM
Author: Disgusting lodge mad-dog skullcap



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Date: May 7th, 2014 1:22 AM
Author: twinkling half-breed sanctuary



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Date: May 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: glittery peach heaven

*slowly backs out of this thread*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25517001)



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Date: May 7th, 2014 1:33 AM
Author: Diverse Fantasy-prone House Codepig

cmon bro drop some insight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25517030)



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Date: January 1st, 2023 11:44 PM
Author: cream french chef



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Date: May 7th, 2014 1:44 AM
Author: Diverse Fantasy-prone House Codepig

thinking of buying this... thoughts?

http://www.amazon.com/TLC-CyberSkin-Vibrating-Perfect-Natural/dp/B00187RE5I/ref=sr_1_1?s=hpc&ie=UTF8&qid=1399441427&sr=1-1&keywords=fleshlight

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Date: May 7th, 2014 1:51 AM
Author: Provocative Ebony Sweet Tailpipe Filthpig

Reminder...THIS is the mental image the sex toy you are fucking is intended to evoke:

http://static.fleshjack.com/landing/jacks-soda/gape-gfx.jpg



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25517089)



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Date: May 7th, 2014 1:52 AM
Author: Diverse Fantasy-prone House Codepig

fuck off man this isn't helping

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25517094)



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Date: May 7th, 2014 2:01 AM
Author: Provocative Ebony Sweet Tailpipe Filthpig

it doesn't turn you on thinking about pulling down those tight little purple briefs to reveal his twinkbottom as he lovingly gazes back at you with a shit-eating grin that bears mild to moderate features of mental retardation?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25517129)



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Date: May 7th, 2014 2:02 AM
Author: filthy supple library

that's y u gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25517131)



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Date: May 7th, 2014 2:03 AM
Author: Metal electric national security agency

how is it gay? is it a butthole that comes with glued on hair?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25517133)



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Date: May 7th, 2014 2:09 AM
Author: Diverse Fantasy-prone House Codepig

did you click the link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25517146)



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Date: May 7th, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: Charcoal mad cow disease regret



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Date: May 7th, 2014 3:58 PM
Author: swashbuckling indecent tanning salon

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Date: May 7th, 2014 7:31 PM
Author: clear hospital

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Date: March 12th, 2015 6:47 PM
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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:05 PM
Author: Fragrant Stock Car

I don't understand why they make it like a soda can. Whats the appeal of that?

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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:30 PM
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When you leave it out people will assume the cheap plastic can of "gape soda" that reeks of semen is a delicious beverage and not something for jacking off

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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:31 PM
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Date: May 19th, 2017 11:47 PM
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Date: October 8th, 2018 10:44 AM
Author: Diverse Fantasy-prone House Codepig



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Date: January 22nd, 2019 11:17 PM
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Date: January 12th, 2021 5:32 PM
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Date: October 7th, 2021 3:51 PM
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Date: January 1st, 2023 11:55 PM
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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:08 PM
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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:16 PM
Author: boyish bearded range

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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:37 PM
Author: Gay Temple

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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:44 PM
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Date: September 22nd, 2015 6:37 PM
Author: Galvanic salmon fanboi



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Date: September 22nd, 2015 6:40 PM
Author: Primrose roommate property

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Date: April 4th, 2016 9:42 PM
Author: Jade nubile electric furnace church building



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Date: April 13th, 2016 4:34 PM
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Date: September 28th, 2016 4:06 PM
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Date: May 19th, 2017 11:45 PM
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Date: May 19th, 2017 11:49 PM
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Date: May 19th, 2017 11:49 PM
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Date: November 20th, 2017 3:30 PM
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Date: January 12th, 2021 7:21 PM
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Date: November 20th, 2017 3:18 PM
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Date: November 20th, 2017 4:07 PM
Author: Crusty site

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Date: December 15th, 2018 5:33 PM
Author: Diverse Fantasy-prone House Codepig



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Date: January 22nd, 2019 11:10 PM
Author: Galvanic salmon fanboi



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Date: August 6th, 2019 8:24 AM
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Date: April 6th, 2020 9:47 PM
Author: Diverse Fantasy-prone House Codepig

the original link looked something liek this fwiw

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Date: January 12th, 2021 5:29 PM
Author: Galvanic salmon fanboi



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Date: January 12th, 2021 5:30 PM
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Date: January 1st, 2023 9:45 PM
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Date: January 1st, 2023 9:46 PM
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Date: January 1st, 2023 11:49 PM
Author: Jade nubile electric furnace church building

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