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I accidentally bought the "gay" fleshlight... FUCK MY LIFE

I'd been doing research on the Tenga products and found a sh...
Light mischievous legal warrant
  05/07/14
whats their refund policy?
dull giraffe
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Sounds like you're gay bro
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lol @ a pyro fetish not being "flame"
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what's gay about this
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is this from misc?
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if only :((((((((((((
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I know man, I know. I've done a few other weird things too. ...
Light mischievous legal warrant
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you peed for about a week?
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no it burnt for a week when i peed
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Date: May 7th, 2014 12:47 AM
Author: Light mischievous legal warrant

I'd been doing research on the Tenga products and found a shop who's website claimed they would have them. Unforunatley they were out. I started looking at fleshlights but without much prior knowledge. I liked the price of the Sex in a Can line and was just browsing those.

The lady that worked there started giving me the spiel about how popular Fleshlights are and whatnot and said the stamina control unit was the most popular after the original.

I'm looking at the cans and they all have different textures and it was tough to figure it all out on the spot. They all had different openings too but I didn't care much about whether it looks like a pussy or an ass or a mouth - I want the one that feels best based on rubber things I rub on my dick.

I played it safe, I thought, and went with the one with the mini-stamina control texture - most popular and presumably tighter... I ain't that big. Bonus was the opening was just a small hole, I thought, that didn't look like anything. No fake pussy or mouth, or fangs - fyi: some have fangs.

But then I get home. Well, the first thing I did was use it once but during that I noticed that it did have that balloon knot look of an asshole but whatever. It felt fucking awesome. When I was done, and satisfied, I started googling the "Gape Soda NSFW" ( http://www.fleshjack.com/jacks-soda/ )I bought and absolutly everything turned up gay and I'm not super comfortable with that. Turns out I bought a Fleshjack - the gay Fleshlight.

As much as the fake pussy versions are supposed to make you think pussy, this one is designed to be a dude's ass... that doesn't work for me. I'm trying to reconcile that it's just rubber and the same way I didn't need fake pussy lips means that I don't have to think of this thing as a dude's ass but it's not easy. I mean on one hand it's still the best tightness and texture for me, but I'll be penetrating a fake male butthole.

I'm not having a crisis that using this makes me gay. No, I just want to enjoy my $50 toy and I can't escape the thought of it being a male butt, which I don't really want. I don't want to buy a pussy based unit but I might have to now because I like the feeling but I have trouble with it this way.

I don't know... and I'm drunk now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25516791)



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Date: September 22nd, 2015 6:41 PM
Author: dull giraffe

whats their refund policy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#28815809)



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Date: May 7th, 2014 12:50 AM
Author: Sapphire cracking death wish stead

Sounds like you're gay bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25516806)



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Date: May 7th, 2014 12:52 AM
Author: Light mischievous legal warrant

fuk u bro this isn't funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25516817)



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Date: January 1st, 2023 11:42 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle translucent masturbator



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Date: May 7th, 2014 12:52 AM
Author: Orchid Odious Patrolman

tyft, would read again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25516816)



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Date: May 7th, 2014 12:55 AM
Author: Light mischievous legal warrant

You think this is bad? Here's why I had to toss my last one -- The pussy lips on the fleshlight were a little disfigured from when I dabbled in pyro fetish. I coated the entry to the fleshlight with lighter fluid and germx and set it on fire and fucked it. First of all, lighter fluid deteriorates the material and so do flames. The next problem I ran into was my thrusts forcing the globs of flaming germx to fly off of the fleshlight and nearly set my rug on fire. The last, and arguably most important problem with this is that you will burn your dick. If your thrusts don't put out the blaze in the first few pumps, you'll be left with a peeling dick for a week. Would not recommend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25516833)



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Date: May 7th, 2014 1:00 AM
Author: Light mischievous legal warrant

To be honest, I really don't know why I was even intrigued by it. I thought it would be fun to fuck a pussy that was on fire, but wouldn't want to risk hurting another person. I liked the idea of pulling out and cumming on the flames to put them out. The heat was too much so I thought maybe a condom would protect me for a few more seconds. It ended up burning right through the condom and giving me a nasty little burn on my shaft. After I burned myself, I stopped trying to fuck it while it was on fire but instead coated it in germx and had a lighter closeby. When I got close to climax I lit it up and shot my load but I was in too much pain for an impressive release. Also, I had to pour water on it and put ointment on my burns. It was one of those ideas that sounded a lot better in my head than in reality.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25516853)



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Date: May 11th, 2014 10:59 PM
Author: Laughsome indirect expression resort

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25544855)



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Date: September 22nd, 2015 6:49 PM
Author: Magical new version temple

180

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Date: April 4th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: Magenta seedy native

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Date: September 28th, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: lascivious bipolar kitchen regret

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#31514328)



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Date: September 28th, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: Maroon gas station



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Date: May 19th, 2017 11:52 PM
Author: dull giraffe

I truly hope this isn't flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#33349208)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 3:20 PM
Author: elite crystalline ticket booth

lol @ a pyro fetish not being "flame"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#34733011)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: stimulating wagecucks locus



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Date: November 20th, 2017 4:09 PM
Author: slate heaven

OUT the other ideas!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#34733438)



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Date: January 1st, 2023 11:44 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle translucent masturbator

God's love has its limits.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#45728150)



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Date: May 7th, 2014 12:53 AM
Author: Hateful erotic love of her life

I just "want the one that feels best" lisped the totally straight bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25516824)



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Date: May 7th, 2014 12:58 AM
Author: Thriller church

Jack's Gape Soda is the perfect pick-me-up for hung tops. You know how to work a bottom's hole to make entry as pleasurable as possible ... But we've done the work for you and this bottom is ready to play! Featuring a relaxed opening and the Stamina texture from Endurance Jack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25516844)



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Date: May 7th, 2014 12:59 AM
Author: Insane multi-billionaire

what's gay about this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25516851)



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Date: May 7th, 2014 1:00 AM
Author: french principal's office

simmer down earl

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Date: May 7th, 2014 1:00 AM
Author: Thriller church

is this from misc?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25516863)



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Date: May 7th, 2014 1:02 AM
Author: Light mischievous legal warrant

if only :((((((((((((

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25516873)



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Date: May 7th, 2014 1:01 AM
Author: emerald heady hominid

You're a creepy, psychotic asshole on this board. Seems like you had it coming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25516864)



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Date: May 7th, 2014 1:01 AM
Author: Light mischievous legal warrant

I know man, I know. I've done a few other weird things too. You know those glowsticks that are really long that you can make into a loop and wear around your neck? I had a bunch of those a couple years back and i'd lubricate them and put them in my urethra. Then when I got good and hard, I'd bend my penis to activate the glowstick. It was really satisfying to hear the crack of the glowstick coming from my cock. It made me feel like I was breaking my dick in half but without actually harming myself. I stopped doing this after two events put a damper on the fun. Once I got overzealous and put the glowstick all the way in to where I couldnt see it anymore. It took a long time to coax out. The other time, the plastic had some imperfections and ended up slicing the inside of my penis a bit. It burned like a thousand suns when I peed for about a week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25516871)



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Date: May 7th, 2014 1:02 AM
Author: Thriller church

you peed for about a week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25516879)



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Date: May 7th, 2014 1:25 AM
Author: Light mischievous legal warrant

no it burnt for a week when i peed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25516986)



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Date: September 22nd, 2015 6:50 PM
Author: Magical new version temple

oh fuck lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#28815868)



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Date: May 7th, 2014 1:03 AM
Author: coral hospital

i think you put quotes around the wrong word

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25516882)



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Date: May 7th, 2014 1:04 AM
Author: Thriller church



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Date: May 7th, 2014 1:19 AM
Author: Crimson talented parlor

ok i laughed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25516953)



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Date: May 7th, 2014 1:54 AM
Author: Rebellious electric step-uncle's house

took me a second, but so did i

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25517103)



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Date: May 7th, 2014 4:06 PM
Author: Crimson talented parlor

not proud to admit it but it took me a sec too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25519890)



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Date: May 7th, 2014 1:22 AM
Author: Light mischievous legal warrant

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25516964)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 3:29 PM
Author: dull giraffe

This is great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#34733105)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 4:09 PM
Author: aquamarine crotch lay

Ran here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#34733441)



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Date: January 12th, 2021 5:31 PM
Author: saffron lodge persian



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Date: January 1st, 2023 11:44 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle translucent masturbator



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Date: May 7th, 2014 1:06 AM
Author: Stirring Plaza Cuck

So the lady at the store thought you were gay?

What do you look like, bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25516896)



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Date: May 7th, 2014 1:27 AM
Author: Light mischievous legal warrant

No i just picked it without really thinking about it. She probably assumed I was gay when I handed it to her to ring up though. There was nothing obviously gay on the packaging, it's just the online marketing that makes me go wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25516993)



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Date: May 7th, 2014 1:07 AM
Author: Snowy Titillating Cruise Ship

180

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Date: May 7th, 2014 1:12 AM
Author: shaky curious voyeur codepig



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Date: May 7th, 2014 1:22 AM
Author: Chrome tanning salon



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Date: May 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: Bronze Public Bath

*slowly backs out of this thread*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25517001)



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Date: May 7th, 2014 1:33 AM
Author: Light mischievous legal warrant

cmon bro drop some insight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25517030)



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Date: January 1st, 2023 11:44 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle translucent masturbator



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Date: May 7th, 2014 1:44 AM
Author: Light mischievous legal warrant

thinking of buying this... thoughts?

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25517060)



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Date: May 7th, 2014 1:51 AM
Author: canary nudist friendly grandma

Reminder...THIS is the mental image the sex toy you are fucking is intended to evoke:

http://static.fleshjack.com/landing/jacks-soda/gape-gfx.jpg



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25517089)



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Date: May 7th, 2014 1:52 AM
Author: Light mischievous legal warrant

fuck off man this isn't helping

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25517094)



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Date: May 7th, 2014 2:01 AM
Author: canary nudist friendly grandma

it doesn't turn you on thinking about pulling down those tight little purple briefs to reveal his twinkbottom as he lovingly gazes back at you with a shit-eating grin that bears mild to moderate features of mental retardation?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25517129)



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Date: May 7th, 2014 2:02 AM
Author: drab arrogant mad cow disease

that's y u gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25517131)



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Date: May 7th, 2014 2:03 AM
Author: Federal provocative crackhouse

how is it gay? is it a butthole that comes with glued on hair?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25517133)



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Date: May 7th, 2014 2:09 AM
Author: Light mischievous legal warrant

did you click the link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25517146)



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Date: May 7th, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: Stirring Plaza Cuck



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Date: May 7th, 2014 3:58 PM
Author: Magical new version temple

protip- never buy the butthole version of these things, just in case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25519866)



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Date: May 7th, 2014 7:31 PM
Author: copper trust fund

STRONG op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25521074)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 6:47 PM
Author: comical cream shrine mediation



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:05 PM
Author: house-broken range sound barrier

I don't understand why they make it like a soda can. Whats the appeal of that?

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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:30 PM
Author: Flirting Shimmering Hissy Fit Useless Brakes

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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:31 PM
Author: Laughsome indirect expression resort



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Author: Clear Soul-stirring Parlour Cumskin



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Date: May 19th, 2017 11:47 PM
Author: Maroon gas station



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Date: October 8th, 2018 10:44 AM
Author: Light mischievous legal warrant



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Date: January 22nd, 2019 11:17 PM
Author: Razzle jew box office



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Date: January 22nd, 2019 11:58 PM
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Date: January 12th, 2021 5:32 PM
Author: Twinkling histrionic piazza



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Date: October 7th, 2021 3:51 PM
Author: Vermilion low-t pistol



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Date: January 1st, 2023 11:55 PM
Author: Razzle jew box office



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:08 PM
Author: pontificating hairless school halford

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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:16 PM
Author: Laughsome indirect expression resort

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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:37 PM
Author: avocado sickened boltzmann goal in life

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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: gay exciting abode

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Date: September 22nd, 2015 6:37 PM
Author: Vermilion low-t pistol



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Date: September 22nd, 2015 6:40 PM
Author: splenetic rigpig nursing home

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Date: September 22nd, 2015 6:47 PM
Author: white mind-boggling organic girlfriend meetinghouse

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Date: April 4th, 2016 9:42 PM
Author: Razzle jew box office



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Date: April 4th, 2016 9:43 PM
Author: Adulterous field

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Date: April 13th, 2016 4:34 PM
Author: Razzle jew box office



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 9:25 PM
Author: hairraiser duck-like gunner



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Date: September 28th, 2016 3:39 PM
Author: Vermilion low-t pistol



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Date: September 28th, 2016 3:46 PM
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Date: September 28th, 2016 4:06 PM
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Date: May 19th, 2017 11:45 PM
Author: Dashing Pocket Flask Office

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Date: May 19th, 2017 11:49 PM
Author: dull giraffe

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Date: May 19th, 2017 11:49 PM
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Author: Vigorous property chad

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Date: November 20th, 2017 3:30 PM
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Date: January 12th, 2021 7:21 PM
Author: Twinkling histrionic piazza



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Date: November 20th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: Maroon gas station



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Author: sticky tank library



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Date: November 20th, 2017 3:40 PM
Author: self-absorbed hall karate



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Date: November 20th, 2017 3:42 PM
Author: Cordovan tattoo

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Date: November 20th, 2017 4:07 PM
Author: Carmine Hell Wrinkle

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Date: December 15th, 2018 5:33 PM
Author: Light mischievous legal warrant



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Date: January 22nd, 2019 11:10 PM
Author: Vermilion low-t pistol



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Date: August 6th, 2019 8:24 AM
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Date: April 6th, 2020 9:47 PM
Author: Light mischievous legal warrant

the original link looked something liek this fwiw

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Date: January 12th, 2021 5:29 PM
Author: Vermilion low-t pistol



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Date: January 12th, 2021 5:30 PM
Author: contagious idea he suggested



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Date: January 1st, 2023 9:45 PM
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Date: January 1st, 2023 9:46 PM
Author: carnelian community account telephone

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Date: January 1st, 2023 11:49 PM
Author: Razzle jew box office

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