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I accidentally bought the "gay" fleshlight... FUCK MY LIFE

I'd been doing research on the Tenga products and found a sh...
curious brass casino trump supporter
  05/07/14
whats their refund policy?
infuriating house clown
  09/22/15
Sounds like you're gay bro
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tyft, would read again
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lol @ a pyro fetish not being "flame"
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OUT the other ideas!
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God's love has its limits.
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I just "want the one that feels best" lisped the t...
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what's gay about this
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simmer down earl
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is this from misc?
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if only :((((((((((((
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I know man, I know. I've done a few other weird things too. ...
curious brass casino trump supporter
  05/07/14
you peed for about a week?
Umber bipolar indian lodge death wish
  05/07/14
no it burnt for a week when i peed
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oh fuck lol
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Date: May 7th, 2014 12:47 AM
Author: curious brass casino trump supporter

I'd been doing research on the Tenga products and found a shop who's website claimed they would have them. Unforunatley they were out. I started looking at fleshlights but without much prior knowledge. I liked the price of the Sex in a Can line and was just browsing those.

The lady that worked there started giving me the spiel about how popular Fleshlights are and whatnot and said the stamina control unit was the most popular after the original.

I'm looking at the cans and they all have different textures and it was tough to figure it all out on the spot. They all had different openings too but I didn't care much about whether it looks like a pussy or an ass or a mouth - I want the one that feels best based on rubber things I rub on my dick.

I played it safe, I thought, and went with the one with the mini-stamina control texture - most popular and presumably tighter... I ain't that big. Bonus was the opening was just a small hole, I thought, that didn't look like anything. No fake pussy or mouth, or fangs - fyi: some have fangs.

But then I get home. Well, the first thing I did was use it once but during that I noticed that it did have that balloon knot look of an asshole but whatever. It felt fucking awesome. When I was done, and satisfied, I started googling the "Gape Soda NSFW" ( http://www.fleshjack.com/jacks-soda/ )I bought and absolutly everything turned up gay and I'm not super comfortable with that. Turns out I bought a Fleshjack - the gay Fleshlight.

As much as the fake pussy versions are supposed to make you think pussy, this one is designed to be a dude's ass... that doesn't work for me. I'm trying to reconcile that it's just rubber and the same way I didn't need fake pussy lips means that I don't have to think of this thing as a dude's ass but it's not easy. I mean on one hand it's still the best tightness and texture for me, but I'll be penetrating a fake male butthole.

I'm not having a crisis that using this makes me gay. No, I just want to enjoy my $50 toy and I can't escape the thought of it being a male butt, which I don't really want. I don't want to buy a pussy based unit but I might have to now because I like the feeling but I have trouble with it this way.

I don't know... and I'm drunk now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25516791)



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Date: September 22nd, 2015 6:41 PM
Author: infuriating house clown

whats their refund policy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#28815809)



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Date: May 7th, 2014 12:50 AM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Crotch Lay

Sounds like you're gay bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25516806)



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Date: May 7th, 2014 12:52 AM
Author: curious brass casino trump supporter

fuk u bro this isn't funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25516817)



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Date: January 1st, 2023 11:42 PM
Author: stimulating obsidian hospital chad



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Date: May 7th, 2014 12:52 AM
Author: Rebellious Mahogany Pervert Resort

tyft, would read again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25516816)



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Date: May 7th, 2014 12:55 AM
Author: curious brass casino trump supporter

You think this is bad? Here's why I had to toss my last one -- The pussy lips on the fleshlight were a little disfigured from when I dabbled in pyro fetish. I coated the entry to the fleshlight with lighter fluid and germx and set it on fire and fucked it. First of all, lighter fluid deteriorates the material and so do flames. The next problem I ran into was my thrusts forcing the globs of flaming germx to fly off of the fleshlight and nearly set my rug on fire. The last, and arguably most important problem with this is that you will burn your dick. If your thrusts don't put out the blaze in the first few pumps, you'll be left with a peeling dick for a week. Would not recommend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25516833)



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Date: May 7th, 2014 1:00 AM
Author: curious brass casino trump supporter

To be honest, I really don't know why I was even intrigued by it. I thought it would be fun to fuck a pussy that was on fire, but wouldn't want to risk hurting another person. I liked the idea of pulling out and cumming on the flames to put them out. The heat was too much so I thought maybe a condom would protect me for a few more seconds. It ended up burning right through the condom and giving me a nasty little burn on my shaft. After I burned myself, I stopped trying to fuck it while it was on fire but instead coated it in germx and had a lighter closeby. When I got close to climax I lit it up and shot my load but I was in too much pain for an impressive release. Also, I had to pour water on it and put ointment on my burns. It was one of those ideas that sounded a lot better in my head than in reality.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25516853)



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Date: May 11th, 2014 10:59 PM
Author: chartreuse concupiscible legal warrant

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25544855)



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Date: September 22nd, 2015 6:49 PM
Author: Coiffed Philosopher-king Station

180

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Date: April 4th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: Histrionic toilet seat

....

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Date: September 28th, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: Maroon bateful puppy

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#31514328)



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Date: September 28th, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: fear-inspiring cerebral prole



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Date: May 19th, 2017 11:52 PM
Author: infuriating house clown

I truly hope this isn't flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#33349208)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 3:20 PM
Author: Aggressive Macaca

lol @ a pyro fetish not being "flame"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#34733011)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: blue yapping whorehouse cuck



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Date: November 20th, 2017 4:09 PM
Author: Spectacular red stag film goyim

OUT the other ideas!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#34733438)



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Date: January 1st, 2023 11:44 PM
Author: stimulating obsidian hospital chad

God's love has its limits.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#45728150)



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Date: May 7th, 2014 12:53 AM
Author: brindle scourge upon the earth

I just "want the one that feels best" lisped the totally straight bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25516824)



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Date: May 7th, 2014 12:58 AM
Author: Umber bipolar indian lodge death wish

Jack's Gape Soda is the perfect pick-me-up for hung tops. You know how to work a bottom's hole to make entry as pleasurable as possible ... But we've done the work for you and this bottom is ready to play! Featuring a relaxed opening and the Stamina texture from Endurance Jack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25516844)



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Date: May 7th, 2014 12:59 AM
Author: Floppy alcoholic plaza feces

what's gay about this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25516851)



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Date: May 7th, 2014 1:00 AM
Author: Disrespectful main people telephone

simmer down earl

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Date: May 7th, 2014 1:00 AM
Author: Umber bipolar indian lodge death wish

is this from misc?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25516863)



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Date: May 7th, 2014 1:02 AM
Author: curious brass casino trump supporter

if only :((((((((((((

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25516873)



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Date: May 7th, 2014 1:01 AM
Author: marvelous maize temple

You're a creepy, psychotic asshole on this board. Seems like you had it coming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25516864)



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Date: May 7th, 2014 1:01 AM
Author: curious brass casino trump supporter

I know man, I know. I've done a few other weird things too. You know those glowsticks that are really long that you can make into a loop and wear around your neck? I had a bunch of those a couple years back and i'd lubricate them and put them in my urethra. Then when I got good and hard, I'd bend my penis to activate the glowstick. It was really satisfying to hear the crack of the glowstick coming from my cock. It made me feel like I was breaking my dick in half but without actually harming myself. I stopped doing this after two events put a damper on the fun. Once I got overzealous and put the glowstick all the way in to where I couldnt see it anymore. It took a long time to coax out. The other time, the plastic had some imperfections and ended up slicing the inside of my penis a bit. It burned like a thousand suns when I peed for about a week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25516871)



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Date: May 7th, 2014 1:02 AM
Author: Umber bipolar indian lodge death wish

you peed for about a week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25516879)



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Date: May 7th, 2014 1:25 AM
Author: curious brass casino trump supporter

no it burnt for a week when i peed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25516986)



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Date: September 22nd, 2015 6:50 PM
Author: Coiffed Philosopher-king Station

oh fuck lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#28815868)



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Date: May 7th, 2014 1:03 AM
Author: slate jewess

i think you put quotes around the wrong word

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25516882)



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Date: May 7th, 2014 1:04 AM
Author: Umber bipolar indian lodge death wish



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Date: May 7th, 2014 1:19 AM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Walnut Really Tough Guy Famous Landscape Painting

ok i laughed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25516953)



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Date: May 7th, 2014 1:54 AM
Author: Galvanic Foreskin Striped Hyena

took me a second, but so did i

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25517103)



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Date: May 7th, 2014 4:06 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Walnut Really Tough Guy Famous Landscape Painting

not proud to admit it but it took me a sec too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25519890)



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Date: May 7th, 2014 1:22 AM
Author: curious brass casino trump supporter

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25516964)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 3:29 PM
Author: infuriating house clown

This is great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#34733105)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 4:09 PM
Author: swashbuckling flesh travel guidebook

Ran here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#34733441)



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Date: January 12th, 2021 5:31 PM
Author: stirring garrison



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Date: January 1st, 2023 11:44 PM
Author: stimulating obsidian hospital chad



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Date: May 7th, 2014 1:06 AM
Author: Mewling navy haunted graveyard stage

So the lady at the store thought you were gay?

What do you look like, bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25516896)



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Date: May 7th, 2014 1:27 AM
Author: curious brass casino trump supporter

No i just picked it without really thinking about it. She probably assumed I was gay when I handed it to her to ring up though. There was nothing obviously gay on the packaging, it's just the online marketing that makes me go wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25516993)



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Date: May 7th, 2014 1:07 AM
Author: peach french home alpha

180

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Date: May 7th, 2014 1:12 AM
Author: cowardly razzmatazz address stain



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Date: May 7th, 2014 1:22 AM
Author: mustard elite private investor



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Date: May 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: Splenetic principal's office useless brakes

*slowly backs out of this thread*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25517001)



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Date: May 7th, 2014 1:33 AM
Author: curious brass casino trump supporter

cmon bro drop some insight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25517030)



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Date: January 1st, 2023 11:44 PM
Author: stimulating obsidian hospital chad



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Date: May 7th, 2014 1:44 AM
Author: curious brass casino trump supporter

thinking of buying this... thoughts?

http://www.amazon.com/TLC-CyberSkin-Vibrating-Perfect-Natural/dp/B00187RE5I/ref=sr_1_1?s=hpc&ie=UTF8&qid=1399441427&sr=1-1&keywords=fleshlight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25517060)



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Date: May 7th, 2014 1:51 AM
Author: Sinister Painfully Honest Jap Internal Respiration

Reminder...THIS is the mental image the sex toy you are fucking is intended to evoke:

http://static.fleshjack.com/landing/jacks-soda/gape-gfx.jpg



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25517089)



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Date: May 7th, 2014 1:52 AM
Author: curious brass casino trump supporter

fuck off man this isn't helping

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25517094)



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Date: May 7th, 2014 2:01 AM
Author: Sinister Painfully Honest Jap Internal Respiration

it doesn't turn you on thinking about pulling down those tight little purple briefs to reveal his twinkbottom as he lovingly gazes back at you with a shit-eating grin that bears mild to moderate features of mental retardation?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25517129)



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Date: May 7th, 2014 2:02 AM
Author: slap-happy garnet state

that's y u gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25517131)



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Date: May 7th, 2014 2:03 AM
Author: Exciting underhanded circlehead

how is it gay? is it a butthole that comes with glued on hair?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25517133)



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Date: May 7th, 2014 2:09 AM
Author: curious brass casino trump supporter

did you click the link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25517146)



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Date: May 7th, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: Mewling navy haunted graveyard stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25519859)



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Date: May 7th, 2014 3:58 PM
Author: Coiffed Philosopher-king Station

protip- never buy the butthole version of these things, just in case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25519866)



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Date: May 7th, 2014 7:31 PM
Author: irradiated becky

STRONG op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#25521074)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 6:47 PM
Author: multi-colored aqua site boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#27478503)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:05 PM
Author: Bespoke Talking Theater Stage

I don't understand why they make it like a soda can. Whats the appeal of that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#27479325)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:30 PM
Author: honey-headed kitty cat step-uncle's house

When you leave it out people will assume the cheap plastic can of "gape soda" that reeks of semen is a delicious beverage and not something for jacking off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#27479482)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:31 PM
Author: chartreuse concupiscible legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#27479486)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 9:42 PM
Author: Bistre vivacious orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#30202937)



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Date: May 19th, 2017 11:47 PM
Author: fear-inspiring cerebral prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#33349168)



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Date: October 8th, 2018 10:44 AM
Author: curious brass casino trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#36983984)



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Date: January 22nd, 2019 11:17 PM
Author: unholy lascivious field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#37644534)



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Date: January 22nd, 2019 11:58 PM
Author: Electric degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#37644926)



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Date: January 12th, 2021 5:32 PM
Author: tantric territorial french chef mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#41740267)



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Date: October 7th, 2021 3:51 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle preventive strike business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#43237389)



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Date: January 1st, 2023 11:55 PM
Author: unholy lascivious field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#45728189)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:08 PM
Author: glittery set half-breed

lol 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#27479343)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:16 PM
Author: chartreuse concupiscible legal warrant

rofl all over again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#27479385)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:37 PM
Author: vigorous spot

LOLLLLLLLLLL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#27479516)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: Gold indecent mad cow disease school

OP of 2014

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#27479557)



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Date: September 22nd, 2015 6:37 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle preventive strike business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#28815779)



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Date: September 22nd, 2015 6:40 PM
Author: Odious theater

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#28815797)



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Date: September 22nd, 2015 6:47 PM
Author: Light Weed Whacker Center

missed this, thank god it was bumped. 180000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#28815847)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 9:42 PM
Author: unholy lascivious field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#30202933)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 9:43 PM
Author: Salmon Location Roast Beef

holy fuck. strong bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#30202942)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 4:34 PM
Author: unholy lascivious field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#30265613)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 9:25 PM
Author: Twisted misanthropic mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#31101526)



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Date: September 28th, 2016 3:39 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle preventive strike business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#31514226)



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Date: September 28th, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Motley Immigrant Locus

give it to HRC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#31514278)



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Date: September 28th, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: azure jew

You accidentally a gay fleshlight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#31514406)



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Date: May 19th, 2017 11:45 PM
Author: geriatric wine trailer park

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#33349161)



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Date: May 19th, 2017 11:49 PM
Author: infuriating house clown

Lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#33349180)



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Date: May 19th, 2017 11:49 PM
Author: abnormal electric furnace

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#33349183)



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Date: May 20th, 2017 12:19 AM
Author: copper cracking coffee pot library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#33349378)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 3:15 PM
Author: Scarlet laser beams meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#34732966)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 3:16 PM
Author: Orchid Demanding Indirect Expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#34732973)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 3:17 PM
Author: provocative crackhouse background story

Random bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#34732981)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 3:26 PM
Author: diverse godawful gunner gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#34733071)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 3:30 PM
Author: infuriating house clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#34733107)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 4:06 PM
Author: Scarlet laser beams meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#34733408)



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Date: January 12th, 2021 7:21 PM
Author: tantric territorial french chef mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#41740897)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: fear-inspiring cerebral prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#34732984)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 3:35 PM
Author: Electric degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#34733164)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 3:40 PM
Author: vibrant quadroon base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#34733205)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 3:42 PM
Author: doobsian liquid oxygen

*ASS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#34733223)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 4:07 PM
Author: frozen crawly kitchen

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#34733420)



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Date: December 15th, 2018 5:33 PM
Author: curious brass casino trump supporter



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Date: January 22nd, 2019 11:10 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle preventive strike business firm



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Date: August 6th, 2019 8:24 AM
Author: fragrant gaped depressive



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Date: April 6th, 2020 9:47 PM
Author: curious brass casino trump supporter

the original link looked something liek this fwiw

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn%3AANd9GcQyx-G76ZruQaJSqcAI71xpP_a1dlpwrIQAy_I2_CZnOonRUMlJ&usqp=CAU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#39957623)



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Date: January 12th, 2021 5:29 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle preventive strike business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#41740236)



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Date: January 12th, 2021 5:30 PM
Author: wonderful chocolate church



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Date: January 1st, 2023 9:45 PM
Author: disturbing hairraiser heaven doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#45727630)



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Date: January 1st, 2023 9:46 PM
Author: Sticky Box Office Party Of The First Part

Thank you, one of the funniest threads of all time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#45727633)



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Date: January 1st, 2023 11:49 PM
Author: unholy lascivious field

it's too bad the link in OP died. it directed to a page that looked like this https://heyepiphora.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/fleshlight-fleshjack-sex-in-a-can-jacks-soda.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2561382&forum_id=2#45728172)