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History of Japanese nude bodybuilding is sad but inspiring

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Date: May 19th, 2014 11:01 PM
Author: tripping self-centered office mad-dog skullcap

The Dutch introduced naked bodybuilding to Japan in the 1500's. Oda Nobunaga, then the leading warlord in Japan, immediately recognized it as an extremely alpha sport and ordered all of his samurai to begin practicing athletics in the nude. Within a few years, Oda had conquered and unified all of Japan.

Oda was forced to commit suicide by a madd-as-fuckkkk CLOTHMO, but naked bodybuilding continued to flourish. Father Damaso Henriques, a Portuguese priest who visited Japan in the 1580's, attended a number of Japanese muscle shows and wrote that the average Japanese naked bodybuilder had a pissworm 11.5" and could produce 6 cumshots in ten minutes, a very good measure for a time when there were no labs producing sperm cycling drugs or steroids!

Unfortunately, the Tokugawa shogunate could not GRASP the idea that naked bodybuilding was a show of MAN MEAT that transcended all notions of ethnicity or culture. They saw it as just another foreign influence to ban. Anyone found delivering MASSIVE LOADS OF HOT CUM while posing their PERFECT MUSCLES was put to death. The second Tokugawa Shogun initiated the "great pissworm hunt" and castrated any man who was found to have a STIMSTICK measuring in excess of 10 inches. Everyone thought that naked muscle sports had been eradicated.

When French naked muscle sport coaches were finally allowed back into Japan in the 1860's, however, they found something amazing: underground naked bodybuilding had survived the ban! Sturdy peasants emerged from their villages, flexing the muscles they earned through hard labor, and unfurling the GIANT ASIAN FUCKSTICKS they earned through years of furious underground STIMMING.

Japanese naked bodybuilding went on to floruish in the Taisho era, only to be banned again when Japan fell under the influence of the notorious clothmo Axis powers. It would emerge again in after the war in a new, corporate-sponsored manner, but that is a story for later.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2571713&forum_id=2#25593924)



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Date: May 19th, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Canary Range International Law Enforcement Agency

hyaku hachijuu

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Date: May 20th, 2014 8:07 AM
Author: Exhilarant ratface



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Date: May 19th, 2014 11:15 PM
Author: buff know-it-all brunch dingle berry

bro you should watch this documentary about Shigemaru Ota, guy who grew up in a fishing village in Kyushu where he drifted from ship to ship until he saw a clip of Arnold winning the 1972 Mr Olympia and realized that a scroll passed down through his family for generations depicted nude bodybuilding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2571713&forum_id=2#25594054)



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Date: May 19th, 2014 11:16 PM
Author: tripping self-centered office mad-dog skullcap

tyty I will netflix this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2571713&forum_id=2#25594060)



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Date: May 19th, 2014 11:25 PM
Author: buff know-it-all brunch dingle berry

I almost forgot about Yoike Hamamatsu, the star of Nagoya's "Toyota City" who wowed fellow workers with his captivating routines during their morning calisthenics



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2571713&forum_id=2#25594141)



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Date: May 19th, 2014 11:16 PM
Author: aromatic saffron library



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Date: May 19th, 2014 11:16 PM
Author: Razzmatazz blood rage cruise ship

Ancient Japanese poet-bodybuilders were known to time their cumshots in a 5-7-5 arrangement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2571713&forum_id=2#25594064)



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Date: May 19th, 2014 11:17 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Canary Range International Law Enforcement Agency



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Date: May 19th, 2014 11:18 PM
Author: tripping self-centered office mad-dog skullcap



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Date: May 19th, 2014 11:26 PM
Author: aromatic saffron library



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Date: May 20th, 2014 8:07 AM
Author: Exhilarant ratface



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Date: September 20th, 2014 1:18 PM
Author: Red piazza round eye

Haicum

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Date: September 20th, 2014 1:56 PM
Author: Grizzly locus

Behind Ise Shrine,

unseen, hidden by the fence,

Buddha enters nirvana

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Date: November 8th, 2014 12:37 AM
Author: Stimulating onyx station

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Date: May 19th, 2014 11:17 PM
Author: Sepia Principal's Office

IFNB threading jumps the shark with Asian pissworms, who would have guessed

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Date: May 19th, 2014 11:18 PM
Author: tripping self-centered office mad-dog skullcap

it's timely, breh

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2571528&mc=17&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2571713&forum_id=2#25594075)



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Date: May 19th, 2014 11:18 PM
Author: Razzmatazz blood rage cruise ship

(guy living under a rock during Dragoncock season)

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Date: May 19th, 2014 11:19 PM
Author: tripping self-centered office mad-dog skullcap

MFCR

this board is gonna be all about HOT ASIAN COCK for at least a few weeks while DRAGONCOCK unfolds

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Date: May 19th, 2014 11:20 PM
Author: ultramarine therapy school cafeteria

In on HAC

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Date: May 19th, 2014 11:26 PM
Author: aromatic saffron library



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Date: May 19th, 2014 11:29 PM
Author: multi-colored maize sneaky criminal

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2570560&mc=5&forum_id=2

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Date: May 20th, 2014 8:27 AM
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Date: May 19th, 2014 11:26 PM
Author: tripping self-centered office mad-dog skullcap

The sad thing is, there is evidence suggesting that naked bodybuilding (or something like it) actually WAS an important part of early Japanese culture.

For example, there is a small village near Mt. Fuji where each year the priests re-enact the battle between the god Susanowo and a great dragon. The ceremony clearly depicts lesser shinto kami coming up to Suanowo before the battle and firmly caressing his oversized, divine CUM CANNON - a clear stylized depiction of STIMMING. Also, the Kofun tombs that early Japanese emperors were buried in are most likely representations of well-trained phalluses, as would have been on display in the court at that time.

It's believed that Buddhist missionaries from China were the ones who first eradicated naked muscle sports in early medieval Japan. It's absent from the great literature of the Heian period.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2571713&forum_id=2#25594154)



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Date: May 19th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: tripping self-centered office mad-dog skullcap



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Date: May 20th, 2014 12:06 AM
Author: cordovan corner cuckold

Alright, I'm just spitballing here, but what if this "great pissworm hunt" systematically damaged the Asian gene pool?

Could this have been the true origins of NOWAG?

We all know that most Asian men are beta and poorly endowed. Could that be a direct result of culling the most alpha members of the population? Was this effectively a breeding program for Betaness?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2571713&forum_id=2#25594523)



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Date: May 20th, 2014 7:17 AM
Author: tripping self-centered office mad-dog skullcap



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Date: May 20th, 2014 7:20 AM
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Date: May 20th, 2014 7:20 AM
Author: supple field windowlicker

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Date: May 20th, 2014 7:22 AM
Author: tripping self-centered office mad-dog skullcap



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Date: May 20th, 2014 8:31 AM
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Date: May 20th, 2014 7:34 PM
Author: tripping self-centered office mad-dog skullcap



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Date: September 20th, 2014 12:59 PM
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Date: October 5th, 2014 4:28 AM
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Date: October 5th, 2014 4:48 AM
Author: Cerebral nighttime set stock car

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Date: November 8th, 2014 12:36 AM
Author: Stimulating onyx station



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Date: June 23rd, 2015 6:23 PM
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