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19 year old Texas man faces life in prison for pot brownies

http://www.myfoxdc.com/story/25583272/teen-could-face-life-a...
insanely creepy really tough guy goyim
  05/22/14
Picking up dudebros for pot brownies in the Austin area = fi...
Thriller University Boltzmann
  05/22/14
Reptiles never not in favor of different rules for themselve...
racy misunderstood mexican
  05/22/14
"I'm sorry, I'm a law-abiding citizen. I'm a conservati...
pearl razzmatazz brethren point
  05/22/14
...
racy misunderstood mexican
  05/22/14
oh and btw also had 145 grams of hash oil and a pound of wee...
Learning Disabled Slippery House
  05/22/14
That is a lot of pot for one brownie.
supple zombie-like kitty
  05/22/14
Sounds like the range might be based on treating the weight ...
Charismatic snowy mother garrison
  05/22/14
the article says that it is within the discretion of the pro...
Learning Disabled Slippery House
  05/22/14
Idris Elba smugly offers ten years for a plea instead of rol...
flesh tripping principal's office
  05/22/14
if i were on the jury i'd refuse to convict him on any charg...
Blue Self-centered Indirect Expression
  05/22/14
That's why God invented mistrials, smart guy.
multi-colored sexy wrinkle hominid
  05/22/14
if it creates more work for an uncle tom like you, i'd be ok...
Blue Self-centered Indirect Expression
  05/22/14
Seriously. A system of little despots.
Charismatic snowy mother garrison
  05/22/14
...
boyish stead
  05/22/14
http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2573264&mc=1&...
motley sandwich prole
  05/22/14
lol @ DefBros thinking they have a fucking choice.
multi-colored sexy wrinkle hominid
  05/22/14
i don't see the problem here (idris elba)
Blue Self-centered Indirect Expression
  05/22/14
dood had a shit ton of drugs jfc throw him in prison for at ...
Tantric poppy resort
  05/22/14
he broke are laws!!
Blue Self-centered Indirect Expression
  05/22/14
who the fuck cares. its pot.
Henna Pocket Flask Sneaky Criminal
  05/22/14
the law is the law
Tantric poppy resort
  05/22/14
true
Henna Pocket Flask Sneaky Criminal
  05/22/14
and can never change.
odious love of her life
  05/22/14
take it to the booth
Tantric poppy resort
  05/22/14
(guy who doesn't understand the american political process)
odious love of her life
  05/22/14
politicians won't let us. vast majority of americans suppor...
Canary scourge upon the earth boistinker
  05/22/14
i don't think it's a 'vast majority.' it's probably just a ...
Blue Self-centered Indirect Expression
  05/22/14
if you're going nitpick, at least be correct. it's a clea...
Canary scourge upon the earth boistinker
  05/22/14
nice edit
Blue Self-centered Indirect Expression
  05/22/14
sorry i pwned your dumb nitpicking.
Canary scourge upon the earth boistinker
  05/22/14
you didn't know that what i said was incorrect, so you had t...
Blue Self-centered Indirect Expression
  05/22/14
keep digging yourself a hole, faggot. and keep making shit ...
Canary scourge upon the earth boistinker
  05/22/14
keep furiously editing your posts. shit, even the post i re...
Blue Self-centered Indirect Expression
  05/22/14
(guy making shit up)
Canary scourge upon the earth boistinker
  05/22/14
Benzo: "a 19 point gap is within the margin of error!&q...
Canary scourge upon the earth boistinker
  05/22/14
kind of agree, although 5 yeas is a long time but man, you ...
Learning Disabled Slippery House
  05/22/14
Even 5 years for any drug charge is insane.
odious love of her life
  05/22/14
We need to put this guy away for life and then change are la...
Aqua orchestra pit
  05/22/14
if he lives until 70 or 80 we're looking at 3 million dollar...
Blue Self-centered Indirect Expression
  05/22/14
A bullet is about $0.25
Greedy orange meetinghouse
  05/22/14
cr. it's only due to libs and their demand for endless appea...
Canary scourge upon the earth boistinker
  05/22/14
seen this posted several times. don't get the hysteria. ...
fragrant hunting ground hell
  05/22/14
this
Stirring newt den
  05/22/14
Meh. The fact that this punishment is even a possibility is ...
big partner
  05/22/14
this. "reality"-preachers are missing the point
Federal piazza
  07/20/14
exactly.4 grams of hash oil would have resulted in the same ...
Learning Disabled Slippery House
  05/22/14
If he was dealing an equivalent weight in cocaine in they wo...
big partner
  05/22/14
(guy who didn't clerk)
Learning Disabled Slippery House
  05/22/14
To be fair, being a clerk is completely faggot
big partner
  05/22/14
just do talk out of your ass bro
Learning Disabled Slippery House
  05/22/14
No u. As if witnessing black guys get drug sentences is the ...
big partner
  05/22/14
brother let me put you on to game: judges have very little d...
Learning Disabled Slippery House
  05/22/14
Where the fuck did I talk about judges? I honestly did not r...
big partner
  05/22/14
you talked about black v. white people who "get sentenc...
Learning Disabled Slippery House
  05/22/14
The white suburban kid as a first time offender will not get...
big partner
  05/22/14
you said if it was coke, he'd get a deal. if it was 500 gra...
Learning Disabled Slippery House
  05/22/14
come on brother. I wanna hear about the kids with half a key...
Learning Disabled Slippery House
  05/22/14
"yeah steroid balls, we got busted with half a kilo of ...
Learning Disabled Slippery House
  05/22/14
"pot brownies = life sentence in texas is deliberately ...
multi-colored sexy wrinkle hominid
  05/22/14
huffpo and gawker are just the worst
Alcoholic mediation
  05/22/14
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Pungent cuck shrine
  05/22/14
U: poast on xo.
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  05/22/14
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Date: May 22nd, 2014 6:22 PM
Author: insanely creepy really tough guy goyim

http://www.myfoxdc.com/story/25583272/teen-could-face-life-after-cops-find-pot-brownies

ROUND ROCK, Texas (AP) — A 19-year-old Texas man accused of making and selling brownies laced with marijuana and hash oil faces a felony charge that carries a punishment of anywhere from five years to life in prison.

According to Round Rock police, officers found 1.5 pounds of brownies, along with a pound of marijuana, digital scales, $1,675 in cash and dozens of baggies with marijuana and hash oil at Jacob Lavoro's apartment last month. Police were responding to a complaint about marijuana use.

Lavoro was arrested but is out of jail on a $30,000 surety bond.

His father, Joe Lavoro, said he was shocked at how much prison time his son could face.

"It's outrageous, it's crazy! I don't understand it," the father told Austin TV station KEYE.

"Five years to life?" he continued. "I'm sorry, I'm a law-abiding citizen. I'm a conservative. I love my country. I'm a Vietnam veteran, but ... this is wrong!"

However, the prosecutor who is handling noted that sentences can vary depending on aggravating factors and other considerations, and that a plea deal is always possible.

"First-time offenders are treated differently. As far as I know, he is a first offender," Williamson County prosecutor Travis McDonald told The Associated Press on Tuesday.

McDonald noted that possessing 4 grams of hash oil is enough for a first-degree felony charge. According to an affidavit filed with the court, Jacob Lavoro had 145 grams of hash oil, in addition to the brownies.

Hash oil is a controlled substance that carries much harsher state penalties than marijuana. The oil has higher concentrations of THC, the psychoactive component of marijuana. It's in a penalty group with amphetamines and ecstasy.

Also, because Lavoro used hash oil, prosecutors can aggregate the weight of the brownies and charge him with manufacturing and distribution of 1.5 pounds of that category of controlled substances, McDonald said.

That means, for example, that "if you dissolve cocaine into a coke, technically you could charge him with the weight of the coke," McDonald said. However, he added, "I don't think I would."

Lavoro's lawyer, Jack Holmes, told KEYE the first-degree offense should be changed to a misdemeanor. Calls the AP made to his office Tuesday went unanswered.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2574074&forum_id=2#25611579)



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Date: May 22nd, 2014 8:56 PM
Author: Thriller University Boltzmann

Picking up dudebros for pot brownies in the Austin area = fish in barrel shooting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2574074&forum_id=2#25612388)



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Date: May 22nd, 2014 6:24 PM
Author: racy misunderstood mexican

Reptiles never not in favor of different rules for themselves.

"Five years to life?" he continued. "I'm sorry, I'm a law-abiding citizen. I'm a conservative. I love my country. I'm a Vietnam veteran, but ... this is wrong!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2574074&forum_id=2#25611588)



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Date: May 22nd, 2014 7:06 PM
Author: pearl razzmatazz brethren point

"I'm sorry, I'm a law-abiding citizen. I'm a conservative. I love my country. I'm a whit....er, Vietnam veteran, but ... this is wrong!

**Fixed**

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2574074&forum_id=2#25611787)



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Date: May 22nd, 2014 7:13 PM
Author: racy misunderstood mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2574074&forum_id=2#25611817)



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Date: May 22nd, 2014 6:27 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Slippery House

oh and btw also had 145 grams of hash oil and a pound of weed

but youre right charge was probably based mostly on dem brownies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2574074&forum_id=2#25611607)



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Date: May 22nd, 2014 6:36 PM
Author: supple zombie-like kitty

That is a lot of pot for one brownie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2574074&forum_id=2#25611645)



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Date: May 22nd, 2014 7:05 PM
Author: Charismatic snowy mother garrison

Sounds like the range might be based on treating the weight of the brownies as the weight of the hash oil, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2574074&forum_id=2#25611785)



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Date: May 22nd, 2014 7:17 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Slippery House

the article says that it is within the discretion of the prosecutor to determine whethe to argue that he had 1.5 POUNDS of hash oil based on the brownies, the prosecutor said he probably wouldn't

the range appears to be based on the charge alone, without reference to the brownies

"McDonald noted that possessing 4 grams of hash oil is enough for a first-degree felony charge. According to an affidavit filed with the court, Jacob Lavoro had 145 grams of hash oil, in addition to the brownies."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2574074&forum_id=2#25611835)



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Date: May 22nd, 2014 7:12 PM
Author: flesh tripping principal's office

Idris Elba smugly offers ten years for a plea instead of rolling the dice.

10 years plea now. However if you engage in discovery to figure out the warrant was actually based on an illegal NSA email tap, then the deal doubles to 20 years.

If you have the fucking nerve wasting the state's time at trial, 40 years if you are convicted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2574074&forum_id=2#25611814)



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Date: May 22nd, 2014 7:14 PM
Author: Blue Self-centered Indirect Expression

if i were on the jury i'd refuse to convict him on any charges

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2574074&forum_id=2#25611824)



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Date: May 22nd, 2014 8:30 PM
Author: multi-colored sexy wrinkle hominid

That's why God invented mistrials, smart guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2574074&forum_id=2#25612229)



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Date: May 22nd, 2014 8:41 PM
Author: Blue Self-centered Indirect Expression

if it creates more work for an uncle tom like you, i'd be ok with that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2574074&forum_id=2#25612288)



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Date: May 22nd, 2014 7:23 PM
Author: Charismatic snowy mother garrison

Seriously. A system of little despots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2574074&forum_id=2#25611872)



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Date: May 22nd, 2014 7:31 PM
Author: boyish stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2574074&forum_id=2#25611916)



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Date: May 22nd, 2014 8:07 PM
Author: motley sandwich prole

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2573264&mc=1&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2574074&forum_id=2#25612088)



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Date: May 22nd, 2014 8:29 PM
Author: multi-colored sexy wrinkle hominid

lol

@

DefBros thinking they have a fucking choice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2574074&forum_id=2#25612221)



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Date: May 22nd, 2014 7:12 PM
Author: Blue Self-centered Indirect Expression

i don't see the problem here (idris elba)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2574074&forum_id=2#25611815)



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Date: May 22nd, 2014 7:14 PM
Author: Tantric poppy resort

dood had a shit ton of drugs jfc throw him in prison for at least 5 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2574074&forum_id=2#25611825)



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Date: May 22nd, 2014 7:15 PM
Author: Blue Self-centered Indirect Expression

he broke are laws!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2574074&forum_id=2#25611828)



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Date: May 22nd, 2014 7:15 PM
Author: Henna Pocket Flask Sneaky Criminal

who the fuck cares. its pot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2574074&forum_id=2#25611829)



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Date: May 22nd, 2014 7:16 PM
Author: Tantric poppy resort

the law is the law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2574074&forum_id=2#25611831)



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Date: May 22nd, 2014 7:17 PM
Author: Henna Pocket Flask Sneaky Criminal

true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2574074&forum_id=2#25611834)



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Date: May 22nd, 2014 7:18 PM
Author: odious love of her life

and can never change.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2574074&forum_id=2#25611841)



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Date: May 22nd, 2014 7:19 PM
Author: Tantric poppy resort

take it to the booth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2574074&forum_id=2#25611842)



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Date: May 22nd, 2014 7:20 PM
Author: odious love of her life

(guy who doesn't understand the american political process)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2574074&forum_id=2#25611855)



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Date: May 22nd, 2014 7:21 PM
Author: Canary scourge upon the earth boistinker

politicians won't let us. vast majority of americans support legalization now, but politicians ignore the people's will. we live in a two-party state, not a real democracy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2574074&forum_id=2#25611863)



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Date: May 22nd, 2014 7:26 PM
Author: Blue Self-centered Indirect Expression

i don't think it's a 'vast majority.' it's probably just a plurality or the polls are evenly split when you account for the margin of error.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2574074&forum_id=2#25611899)



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Date: May 22nd, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: Canary scourge upon the earth boistinker

if you're going nitpick, at least be correct.

it's a clear majority (58%), not a plurality, nationwide.

http://www.gallup.com/poll/165539/first-time-americans-favor-legalizing-marijuana.aspx

and it's a vast majority in many states where legalization will not happen for a long long time, including many liberal states, such as New York.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2574074&forum_id=2#25611917)



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Date: May 22nd, 2014 7:34 PM
Author: Blue Self-centered Indirect Expression

nice edit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2574074&forum_id=2#25611924)



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Date: May 22nd, 2014 7:35 PM
Author: Canary scourge upon the earth boistinker

sorry i pwned your dumb nitpicking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2574074&forum_id=2#25611929)



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Date: May 22nd, 2014 7:37 PM
Author: Blue Self-centered Indirect Expression

you didn't know that what i said was incorrect, so you had to find a poll from the most inaccurate 2012 pollsters to 'pwn' someone on a message board. congrats.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2574074&forum_id=2#25611938)



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Date: May 22nd, 2014 7:38 PM
Author: Canary scourge upon the earth boistinker

keep digging yourself a hole, faggot. and keep making shit up. you're done here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2574074&forum_id=2#25611942)



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Date: May 22nd, 2014 7:39 PM
Author: Blue Self-centered Indirect Expression

keep furiously editing your posts. shit, even the post i responded to was edited by the time i hit the reply button.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2574074&forum_id=2#25611949)



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Date: May 22nd, 2014 7:40 PM
Author: Canary scourge upon the earth boistinker

(guy making shit up)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2574074&forum_id=2#25611951)



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Date: May 22nd, 2014 7:36 PM
Author: Canary scourge upon the earth boistinker

Benzo: "a 19 point gap is within the margin of error!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2574074&forum_id=2#25611933)



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Date: May 22nd, 2014 7:19 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Slippery House

kind of agree, although 5 yeas is a long time

but man, you know that pot is illegal, and you got busted with a fucking pound plus 145 grams of hash oil, which is a fucking shitload.

if first charge, I bet he'll do 6 mos or so and get diversion, as the prosecutor suggests.

however, I know a dude in texas who was on probation for having an ounce of pot, got busted with 2 addies that he didn't have a script for, and got 2 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2574074&forum_id=2#25611849)



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Date: May 22nd, 2014 7:18 PM
Author: odious love of her life

Even 5 years for any drug charge is insane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2574074&forum_id=2#25611839)



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Date: May 22nd, 2014 7:19 PM
Author: Aqua orchestra pit

We need to put this guy away for life and then change are laws to make them more sensible. It's just pot. But he should stay in prison. As an example for us all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2574074&forum_id=2#25611845)



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Date: May 22nd, 2014 7:21 PM
Author: Blue Self-centered Indirect Expression

if he lives until 70 or 80 we're looking at 3 million dollars to lock him up for life, all just to minorly inconvenience everyone he dealt to by making them switch dealers. not one person will stop smoking weed because of this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2574074&forum_id=2#25611864)



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Date: May 22nd, 2014 7:37 PM
Author: Greedy orange meetinghouse

A bullet is about $0.25

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2574074&forum_id=2#25611937)



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Date: May 22nd, 2014 7:41 PM
Author: Canary scourge upon the earth boistinker

cr. it's only due to libs and their demand for endless appeals/three-drug cocktail that we can't just save taxpayers money and end these wastes of space.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2574074&forum_id=2#25611957)



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Date: May 22nd, 2014 7:21 PM
Author: fragrant hunting ground hell

seen this posted several times. don't get the hysteria.

he was dealing in enough weight to merit a first degree felony charge. a first degree felony *can* carry a penalty of life in prison. as a first time offender he won't get the maximum penalty, and the DA might be willing to plead down to a misdemeanor for all we know.

pot brownies = life sentence in texas is deliberately misleading HuffPo clickbait garbage as per usual.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2574074&forum_id=2#25611861)



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Date: May 22nd, 2014 7:26 PM
Author: Stirring newt den

this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2574074&forum_id=2#25611896)



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Date: May 22nd, 2014 7:28 PM
Author: big partner

Meh. The fact that this punishment is even a possibility is what is so absurd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2574074&forum_id=2#25611903)



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Date: July 20th, 2014 5:45 PM
Author: Federal piazza

this. "reality"-preachers are missing the point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2574074&forum_id=2#25970249)



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Date: May 22nd, 2014 7:31 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Slippery House

exactly.4 grams of hash oil would have resulted in the same charge. this guy had 145 grams of hash oil plus a pound of weed apparently split into multiple baggies.

no way will he gets even 10 years. I'd be surprised if he gets 5.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2574074&forum_id=2#25611913)



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Date: May 22nd, 2014 7:31 PM
Author: big partner

If he was dealing an equivalent weight in cocaine in they would cut him a deal, letting him off entirely to narc out his supplier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2574074&forum_id=2#25611914)



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Date: May 22nd, 2014 7:33 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Slippery House

(guy who didn't clerk)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2574074&forum_id=2#25611923)



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Date: May 22nd, 2014 7:35 PM
Author: big partner

To be fair, being a clerk is completely faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2574074&forum_id=2#25611930)



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Date: May 22nd, 2014 7:36 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Slippery House

just do talk out of your ass bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2574074&forum_id=2#25611932)



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Date: May 22nd, 2014 7:37 PM
Author: big partner

No u. As if witnessing black guys get drug sentences is the same as a white suburbia kid first time offender dealing weight. Honestly shut the fuck up or killself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2574074&forum_id=2#25611939)



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Date: May 22nd, 2014 7:49 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Slippery House

brother let me put you on to game: judges have very little discetion when it comes to the federal sentencing guidelines, so it doesn't matter if he's balck or white.

if he was charged with possessing over 500 grams of (powder) cocaine with the intent to distribute (1 pound plus 145 grams is over 500 grams) that's a level 26 offense. he'll do 63-78 months come hell or high water, white or black

don't know why the fuck youre so pissed, or why you think race matters when it comes to half a key. fyi this is a law message board, and when it comes to things like criminal

sentencing practices, some people actually know what the fuck theyre talking about

edit: if your point was that this kid wont get the opportunity to snitch and get no time if they get a prosecutable arrest, youre equally retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2574074&forum_id=2#25612002)



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Date: May 22nd, 2014 7:52 PM
Author: big partner

Where the fuck did I talk about judges? I honestly did not read past your first sentence because you clearly have no understanding of what I am talking about. I have seen it happen to three kids from Westchester county.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2574074&forum_id=2#25612013)



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Date: May 22nd, 2014 7:54 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Slippery House

you talked about black v. white people who "get sentences"

where do you think sentences come from? edit: I thought you were implying that white kids got better sentences than black kids based on the same conduct

if im off base, please explain your point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2574074&forum_id=2#25612020)



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Date: May 22nd, 2014 7:56 PM
Author: big partner

The white suburban kid as a first time offender will not get to court. You referenced being a clerk. Your witnessing sentences has absolutely no bearing on reality. If you cannot grasp this concept, you don't get it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2574074&forum_id=2#25612029)



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Date: May 22nd, 2014 7:59 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Slippery House

you said if it was coke, he'd get a deal.

if it was 500 grams of coke, the federal government would almost certainly assert jurisdiction. I learned that from clerking. are you saying you knew guys who got busted with half a key where the federal government didn't assert jurisdiction? at that point, if charged, you don't get diversion. you get a mandatory minimum of 5 years

"I have seen it happen to three kids from Westchester county." are you saying you know 3 kids who got caught with half a key and they didn't get charged at all because they snitched? are they in fucking witness protection?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2574074&forum_id=2#25612043)



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Date: May 22nd, 2014 8:25 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Slippery House

come on brother. I wanna hear about the kids with half a key of coke who didn't get charged cause they were white

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2574074&forum_id=2#25612200)



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Date: May 22nd, 2014 8:40 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Slippery House

"yeah steroid balls, we got busted with half a kilo of coke, but its all good, we just snitched on that bro that sold us that key. but um, keep that shit on the downlow ok?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2574074&forum_id=2#25612283)



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Date: May 22nd, 2014 8:32 PM
Author: multi-colored sexy wrinkle hominid

"pot brownies = life sentence in texas is deliberately misleading HuffPo clickbait garbage as per usual. "

(Bro who can read)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2574074&forum_id=2#25612243)



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Date: May 22nd, 2014 8:49 PM
Author: Alcoholic mediation

huffpo and gawker are just the worst

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2574074&forum_id=2#25612338)



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Date: May 22nd, 2014 8:58 PM
Author: Pungent cuck shrine



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Date: May 22nd, 2014 7:59 PM
Author: vigorous station

U: poast on xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2574074&forum_id=2#25612041)



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Date: July 20th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: Arousing lavender forum



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