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When law professors grade your exams

They will literally email entire listservs of academics with...
Lavender Parlor Telephone
  05/28/14
Post examples.
motley dysfunction
  05/28/14
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Honey-headed rough-skinned station goal in life
  05/28/14
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Hairraiser ticket booth
  05/28/14
"statue of frauds," "abusive discretion,"...
Lavender Parlor Telephone
  05/28/14
I'm not sure those are typos, considering you teach at a lit...
Hairraiser ticket booth
  05/28/14
These are the types of examples that arrive in my inbox from...
Lavender Parlor Telephone
  05/28/14
lol I like abusive discretion.
curious feces
  05/28/14
statue of frauds: http://www.trbimg.com/img-5269577a/turbine...
Bull headed aquamarine property
  05/28/14
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Mildly autistic slippery indian lodge
  08/20/18
You should identify the professors who do this.
Honey-headed rough-skinned station goal in life
  05/28/14
i thought they just holed up in a cabin alone for a weekend ...
Flatulent party of the first part
  05/28/14
LOL at making a typo on a timed exam that determines your en...
zombie-like burgundy tanning salon
  05/28/14
(brother who didn't have to bluebook and shepardize his exam...
Honey-headed rough-skinned station goal in life
  05/28/14
LOL, let me guess: Stanford?
Embarrassed To The Bone Vengeful Foreskin Public Bath
  05/28/14
hey man, whats your feel for the market for new professors? ...
curious feces
  05/28/14
You'll need at least 1 placed article before hitting the mar...
Lavender Parlor Telephone
  05/28/14
ty brother. I don't want to waste 4-6 years getting a phd, b...
curious feces
  05/28/14
The barrier is a little lower--you may not need one, but you...
Lavender Parlor Telephone
  05/28/14
ty. trying to write an article while in biglaw is very diffi...
curious feces
  05/28/14
lol law professors are such faggots
Self-centered Soul-stirring Gas Station
  05/28/14
(biglaw 4 lyfe bro)
curious feces
  05/28/14


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Date: May 28th, 2014 3:10 PM
Author: Lavender Parlor Telephone

They will literally email entire listservs of academics with your exam answer typos and chortle publicly at your errors. It's an embarrassing display at this time of year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2578835&forum_id=2#25644583)



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Date: May 28th, 2014 3:15 PM
Author: motley dysfunction

Post examples.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2578835&forum_id=2#25644609)



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Date: May 28th, 2014 3:16 PM
Author: Honey-headed rough-skinned station goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2578835&forum_id=2#25644612)



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Date: May 28th, 2014 3:18 PM
Author: Hairraiser ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2578835&forum_id=2#25644620)



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Date: May 28th, 2014 3:22 PM
Author: Lavender Parlor Telephone

"statue of frauds," "abusive discretion," "heresy exception," etc. O! the things students say!

Or occasionally longer sentences or portions of paragraphs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2578835&forum_id=2#25644641)



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Date: May 28th, 2014 3:28 PM
Author: Hairraiser ticket booth

I'm not sure those are typos, considering you teach at a literal TTT/4TT.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2578835&forum_id=2#25644666)



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Date: May 28th, 2014 3:31 PM
Author: Lavender Parlor Telephone

These are the types of examples that arrive in my inbox from others, but I appreciate the creative way to personalize it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2578835&forum_id=2#25644682)



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Date: May 28th, 2014 3:29 PM
Author: curious feces

lol I like abusive discretion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2578835&forum_id=2#25644668)



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Date: May 28th, 2014 3:29 PM
Author: Bull headed aquamarine property

statue of frauds: http://www.trbimg.com/img-5269577a/turbine/sfl-heat-statues-wade-lebron-bosh-20131024/600/600x401

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2578835&forum_id=2#25644672)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:55 PM
Author: Mildly autistic slippery indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2578835&forum_id=2#36651921)



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Date: May 28th, 2014 3:13 PM
Author: Honey-headed rough-skinned station goal in life

You should identify the professors who do this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2578835&forum_id=2#25644598)



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Date: May 28th, 2014 3:15 PM
Author: Flatulent party of the first part

i thought they just holed up in a cabin alone for a weekend and got high as fuck the entire time while grading exams and randomly assigning grades

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2578835&forum_id=2#25644603)



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Date: May 28th, 2014 3:18 PM
Author: zombie-like burgundy tanning salon

LOL at making a typo on a timed exam that determines your entire grade.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2578835&forum_id=2#25644619)



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Date: May 28th, 2014 3:19 PM
Author: Honey-headed rough-skinned station goal in life

(brother who didn't have to bluebook and shepardize his exam answers)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2578835&forum_id=2#25644625)



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Date: May 28th, 2014 3:19 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Vengeful Foreskin Public Bath

LOL, let me guess: Stanford?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2578835&forum_id=2#25644623)



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Date: May 28th, 2014 3:21 PM
Author: curious feces

hey man, whats your feel for the market for new professors? do I need a PhD, or is a COA clerkship and an article or 2 good enough to hit the market? do you know anything about teaching in community college or other undergrad stuff?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2578835&forum_id=2#25644636)



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Date: May 28th, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: Lavender Parlor Telephone

You'll need at least 1 placed article before hitting the market and at least substantial progress on a second. PhDs have the better options in this market. (COA is almost a given for non-PhDs.)

CC, I have no idea, but if you can do "business law" you'll have options. UG it's mostly someone who does business law (usually a part of the business, econ, or polisci departments) and someone else in polisci who does con law-type stuff. But those sometimes aren't JDs, and the market is much more erratic for those law-related positions. At some institutions, it's just cross-taught by a law professor at the UG.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2578835&forum_id=2#25644650)



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Date: May 28th, 2014 3:27 PM
Author: curious feces

ty brother. I don't want to waste 4-6 years getting a phd, but one of my buddies is going that route.

any thoughts on VAP programs? I assume you'd need at least one placed article to snag one of those too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2578835&forum_id=2#25644659)



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Date: May 28th, 2014 3:29 PM
Author: Lavender Parlor Telephone

The barrier is a little lower--you may not need one, but you'll probably need progress on one. But in this economy, VAPs are not getting placed into long-term gigs, so people are either returning to practice or sticking around for an extra year in the VAP. That means there are fewer VAPs as more are stuck in them. And it means you need to figure out what kind of success rate the VAP program has in placing people into T-T positions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2578835&forum_id=2#25644667)



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Date: May 28th, 2014 3:32 PM
Author: curious feces

ty. trying to write an article while in biglaw is very difficult, so that's why VAPs are attractive.

for what its worth, the bios I've seen of the people in VAPs have been very impressive. t-14, LR, coif, coa clerkship and often some prestigious-sounding fellowship or a phd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2578835&forum_id=2#25644689)



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Date: May 28th, 2014 3:30 PM
Author: Self-centered Soul-stirring Gas Station

lol law professors are such faggots

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2578835&forum_id=2#25644674)



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Date: May 28th, 2014 3:35 PM
Author: curious feces

(biglaw 4 lyfe bro)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2578835&forum_id=2#25644701)