ITT: devise missions and tactical maneuvers for LIB TEAM SIX
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Date: June 5th, 2014 4:36 PM Author: Irradiated home idiot
*dresses like a hipster*
*infiltrates art gallery opening*
*ambushes CIS privilege with bullhorn*
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2585656&forum_id=2#25694081) |
Date: June 5th, 2014 4:39 PM Author: Irradiated home idiot
*infiltrates local PTA*
*executes psyops to convince parents that sports are bad and everyone is a winner*
*touches 15 year old boy on the penis then threatens to accuse him of saying "nigger"*
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2585656&forum_id=2#25694099) |
Date: June 5th, 2014 4:53 PM Author: charismatic wine double fault hissy fit
*repels into American history museum at night*
*installs trigger warning signs in front of every exhibit*
*removes "men" and "women" from bathroom signs on the way back to the team's hemp oil powered helicopter*
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2585656&forum_id=2#25694165) |
Date: June 5th, 2014 5:07 PM Author: lake flatulent locus
*infiltrates inner city birmingham to hit enemy where it hurts*
*under cover of night, passes out propaganda to try and foment revolution among sympathetic residents*
*mission fails bc the propaganda is just soviet-themed gay porn captioned "A CHICKEN IN EVERY POT, A DICK IN EVERY ASS: FIGHT THE PRIVILEGE"*
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2585656&forum_id=2#25694243) |
Date: June 5th, 2014 5:12 PM Author: Irradiated home idiot
When taking incoming fact-fire from non-LIBS, following tactics are used:
1) Deploy Race Card,
2) Call in LIB SOCIAL MEDIA STRIKE for max shaming
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2585656&forum_id=2#25694276) |
Date: November 17th, 2014 8:10 PM Author: Razzmatazz Tanning Salon
*lib team 6 chopper appears over the Dallas skyline*
"This is Becky one niner, repeat, Becky is not just a girl's name"
"Roger that Becky, command and control is well aware of the perils of gendered statements of identity and the continuum along which the person, body, and spirit of any of our members of or not of color may exist."
"Yes but the discomfort I felt during the moment you took to consider whether or not Becky indicated a male, female, transperson, two spirited or genderqueer identity made me uncomfortable and that was NOT OKAY"
*chopper crashes in cowboy stadium*
*lib team 6 commander sheds a single tear back at hq*
"He was the best of us" *underlings gasp*
"Oh of course zhe, zhe was the best of us"
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2585656&forum_id=2#26739821) |
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