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"But mom, outside is where the pitbulls are" askav lisped

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boyish maniacal office idiot
  06/22/14
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insecure wild hunting ground
  11/12/14
ljl if you don't want to gas all pitbulls
floppy plaza
  11/12/14
gas all pitbulls and yes i could beat up tmf and his sh...
Swollen Ivory Chad
  11/12/14
so you can beat up 1 shitpit
floppy plaza
  11/15/14
correct harrison and i--both scientists--worked out the...
Swollen Ivory Chad
  11/15/14
yeah i mean the problem with shitpits is that dealing with t...
floppy plaza
  11/15/14
dude they dont have fucking arms with hands or even tmf size...
Swollen Ivory Chad
  11/16/14
(liam neesons)
floppy plaza
  11/16/14
i wish this were legal and xo could place bets. me vs. ...
Swollen Ivory Chad
  11/16/14
you probably also imagine you deadlift more than my gf. ...
Swollen Ivory Chad
  12/10/14
maybe non-askav people should sit this week out and give him...
hideous internal respiration gaming laptop
  12/10/14
he go 0-100 RILL slow, rill slow
Swollen Ivory Chad
  12/10/14
this is what our research concluded, yes.
Unholy white persian range
  01/18/15
askav hasnt seen the results of our proprietary testing so i...
Swollen Ivory Chad
  01/18/15
real talk u vs. pitbull: you could probably bludgeon ...
Unholy white persian range
  01/18/15
i owned a dog that was bred to fight off multiple wolves at ...
Swollen Ivory Chad
  01/18/15
yeah like...the same way im beta as fuck around my dad but I...
Unholy white persian range
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Swollen Ivory Chad
  01/18/15
Also, wolves will work together to pwn your ass. One wolf w...
fluffy silver field cuck
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Mind-boggling big-titted clown
  11/12/14
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insecure wild hunting ground
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rough-skinned multi-billionaire
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insecure wild hunting ground
  11/13/14
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insecure wild hunting ground
  11/15/14
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passionate azn rehab
  11/28/14
I'm for gassing pitbulls btw
passionate azn rehab
  11/28/14
cr. fuck shitpits but lol
iridescent idea he suggested kitty
  12/10/14
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mint galvanic hell
  11/28/14
are we talking about pitbull the rapper?
electric learning disabled box office
  12/10/14
sure throw him in the oven with the rest of em
Swollen Ivory Chad
  01/18/15
real talk about the whole pitbull thing....don't pretend lik...
Unholy white persian range
  01/18/15
no beta ass 5'9 pitbull can threaten me. im the man up in th...
Swollen Ivory Chad
  01/18/15
but yeah so ....back to reality. wait were not tal...
Unholy white persian range
  01/18/15
just remember though...even though pitbulls are small and ca...
Unholy white persian range
  01/18/15
it wouldnt last one kick much less me taking it to the groun...
Swollen Ivory Chad
  01/18/15
it would last one kick yeah. sorry bro. not saying i...
Unholy white persian range
  01/18/15
all-state punter here. would love to try the accuracy a...
Swollen Ivory Chad
  01/18/15
well look...if the pitbull was just suspended there for you ...
Unholy white persian range
  01/18/15
again, id love to test that out vs a shitpit. those oafish m...
Swollen Ivory Chad
  01/18/15
"again, id love to test that out vs a shitpit." ...
Unholy white persian range
  01/18/15
dem neandertal genetics never not not letting me down
Swollen Ivory Chad
  01/18/15
need to cop dat 23andme and PP confirm dat BIG NEANDERTHAL D...
Unholy white persian range
  01/18/15
lol bro theres no doubt. ive got the biggest brow in west...
Swollen Ivory Chad
  01/18/15
my caveman brow so big I don't even need shades nigga.
Unholy white persian range
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insecure wild hunting ground
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insecure wild hunting ground
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insecure wild hunting ground
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passionate azn rehab
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fluffy silver field cuck
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180 gaped menage
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Date: June 22nd, 2014 2:25 PM
Author: boyish maniacal office idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2600125&forum_id=2#25795973)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 12:18 PM
Author: insecure wild hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2600125&forum_id=2#26702057)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 12:20 PM
Author: floppy plaza

ljl if you don't want to gas all pitbulls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2600125&forum_id=2#26702065)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 6:08 PM
Author: Swollen Ivory Chad

gas all pitbulls

and yes i could beat up tmf and his shitpit at the same time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2600125&forum_id=2#26703821)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: floppy plaza

so you can beat up 1 shitpit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2600125&forum_id=2#26726890)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 11:56 PM
Author: Swollen Ivory Chad

correct

harrison and i--both scientists--worked out the mechanics of this. i can take two wolves AT LEAST, probably 3. one shitpit & a tmf doesnt even require plugging in the numbers.

i really dont like raccoons though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2600125&forum_id=2#26726957)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 11:59 PM
Author: floppy plaza

yeah i mean the problem with shitpits is that dealing with them when they're being aggressive is just chaos.

it isn't their strength, it's their speed.

that said, a large, strong man can dominate a shitpit. you will get torn the fuck up, but you can beat it or kill it if need be.

two wolves would rip you apart without much effort, i've gotta imagine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2600125&forum_id=2#26726974)



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Date: November 16th, 2014 12:00 AM
Author: Swollen Ivory Chad

dude they dont have fucking arms with hands or even tmf sized brains.

two wolves are fucking done here.

the issue with three is just how quick they could get me while i was taking them out one by one. they might be quick. but then again wolves are beta sissycucks so the other two might back off when i harrison-alpha the closest one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2600125&forum_id=2#26726987)



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Date: November 16th, 2014 12:01 AM
Author: floppy plaza

(liam neesons)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2600125&forum_id=2#26726992)



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Date: November 16th, 2014 12:03 AM
Author: Swollen Ivory Chad

i wish this were legal and xo could place bets.

me vs. tmf and shitpit.

rules: i lose if i tap. tmf loses when the shitpit is dead and he taps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2600125&forum_id=2#26727016)



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Date: December 10th, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: Swollen Ivory Chad

you probably also imagine you deadlift more than my gf.

imaginations sure are cute.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2600125&forum_id=2#26902286)



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Date: December 10th, 2014 5:23 PM
Author: hideous internal respiration gaming laptop

maybe non-askav people should sit this week out and give him a chance to catch up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2600125&forum_id=2#26902635)



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Date: December 10th, 2014 5:33 PM
Author: Swollen Ivory Chad

he go 0-100 RILL slow, rill slow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2600125&forum_id=2#26902711)



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Date: January 18th, 2015 4:19 AM
Author: Unholy white persian range

this is what our research concluded, yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2600125&forum_id=2#27137692)



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Date: January 18th, 2015 4:20 AM
Author: Swollen Ivory Chad

askav hasnt seen the results of our proprietary testing so im willing to give him the benefit of the doubt but yes the science is pretty clear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2600125&forum_id=2#27137694)



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Date: January 18th, 2015 4:24 AM
Author: Unholy white persian range

real talk

u vs. pitbull: you could probably bludgeon it and beat it pretty badly, probably kill it if you slammed its skull into the ground. it could also kill you if it got your throat, easily.

u vs. two ACTUAL wolves: settle down. they are much bigger, just as aggressive, even stronger bite and they kill shit to survive. they're experts at killing shit. Magnus Samuelsson would get his asshole ripped open in 2 seconds against two 150 pound wolves. So would that dude who played Gregor. They'll jump you, they'll outrun you, they'll bite your dick off, they'll lunge at your throat....like....they fucking love it. they absolutely love it and cant get enough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2600125&forum_id=2#27137699)



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Date: January 18th, 2015 4:58 AM
Author: Swollen Ivory Chad

i owned a dog that was bred to fight off multiple wolves at the same damn time.

dude was beta as fuck around me.

true story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2600125&forum_id=2#27137736)



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Date: January 18th, 2015 5:21 AM
Author: Unholy white persian range

yeah like...the same way im beta as fuck around my dad but I know I could beat the shit out of him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2600125&forum_id=2#27137756)



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Date: January 18th, 2015 5:31 AM
Author: Swollen Ivory Chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2600125&forum_id=2#27137763)



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Date: February 24th, 2018 8:04 PM
Author: fluffy silver field cuck

Also, wolves will work together to pwn your ass. One wolf will distract you while the other one comes up from behind or the side for the kill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2600125&forum_id=2#35480098)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 6:10 PM
Author: Mind-boggling big-titted clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2600125&forum_id=2#26703830)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:30 PM
Author: insecure wild hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2600125&forum_id=2#26705304)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:30 PM
Author: rough-skinned multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2600125&forum_id=2#26705308)



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Date: November 13th, 2014 8:21 PM
Author: insecure wild hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2600125&forum_id=2#26711324)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 10:35 PM
Author: insecure wild hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2600125&forum_id=2#26726436)



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Date: November 28th, 2014 4:42 AM
Author: passionate azn rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2600125&forum_id=2#26815486)



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Date: November 28th, 2014 4:43 AM
Author: passionate azn rehab

I'm for gassing pitbulls btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2600125&forum_id=2#26815491)



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Date: December 10th, 2014 6:29 PM
Author: iridescent idea he suggested kitty

cr. fuck shitpits but lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2600125&forum_id=2#26903022)



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Date: November 28th, 2014 4:42 AM
Author: mint galvanic hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2600125&forum_id=2#26815489)



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Date: December 10th, 2014 6:30 PM
Author: electric learning disabled box office

are we talking about pitbull the rapper?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2600125&forum_id=2#26903026)



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Date: January 18th, 2015 4:05 AM
Author: Swollen Ivory Chad

sure throw him in the oven with the rest of em

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2600125&forum_id=2#27137683)



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Date: January 18th, 2015 4:22 AM
Author: Unholy white persian range

real talk about the whole pitbull thing....don't pretend like it couldn't also kill you.

its a small thing and sure you could slam it hard enough to crack its skull open (even though it has a sturdy head for a dog its size), thrash it, toss it, etc....but it it gets you're neck your fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2600125&forum_id=2#27137695)



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Date: January 18th, 2015 4:23 AM
Author: Swollen Ivory Chad

no beta ass 5'9 pitbull can threaten me. im the man up in this piece. i run shit here; they just live here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2600125&forum_id=2#27137698)



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Date: January 18th, 2015 4:26 AM
Author: Unholy white persian range

but yeah so ....back to reality.

wait were not talking about the rapper are we? because yeah im sure he wouldn't stand a chance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2600125&forum_id=2#27137701)



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Date: January 18th, 2015 4:32 AM
Author: Unholy white persian range

just remember though...even though pitbulls are small and cant even squat 1 plate, they've got muscle wear it counts. and those jaws can break skin, they can probably break bone, they can bite your dick off, they can bite your balls off, and they can crush your throat. so like....one wrong move and it could catch you.

but if you got a good hold of it and slammed it into the ground as hard as you could a few times, you'd probably at least give it a concussion if not kill it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2600125&forum_id=2#27137707)



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Date: January 18th, 2015 4:59 AM
Author: Swollen Ivory Chad

it wouldnt last one kick much less me taking it to the ground

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2600125&forum_id=2#27137737)



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Date: January 18th, 2015 5:22 AM
Author: Unholy white persian range

it would last one kick yeah. sorry bro.

not saying it wouldn't get damaged badly but those things are sturdy. itd take a full on body slam...as in lifting the fucker over your head by the legs and slamming it full force into a hard surface to knock it out (or kill it).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2600125&forum_id=2#27137757)



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Date: January 18th, 2015 5:31 AM
Author: Swollen Ivory Chad

all-state punter here.

would love to try the accuracy and force of my kicks vs tmfs shitpits ribs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2600125&forum_id=2#27137762)



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Date: January 18th, 2015 5:33 AM
Author: Unholy white persian range

well look...if the pitbull was just suspended there for you to kick it? yeah im sure youd break the ribs. im sure I would too (bro who "overstacks" the leg extension machine at the gym), even though yeah I don't doubt you kick harder than me. im sure even any fairly big fairly strong guy would.

but you just aren't going to land a clean kick to its ribs if its going after you. they're agile, and chances are you'll get some leg/face going in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2600125&forum_id=2#27137764)



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Date: January 18th, 2015 5:36 AM
Author: Swollen Ivory Chad

again, id love to test that out vs a shitpit. those oafish motherfuckers running at me while my GARGANTUAN neandertal brain calculates precisely when and where to kick it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2600125&forum_id=2#27137766)



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Date: January 18th, 2015 5:41 AM
Author: Unholy white persian range

"again, id love to test that out vs a shitpit."

well...as a FRIEND who is concerned about your safety, I'm not so sure that you ACTUALLY would.

"while my GARGANTUAN neandertal brain calculates precisely when and where to kick it

"

shit forgot about the Neanderthal brain. yeah youd win.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2600125&forum_id=2#27137768)



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Date: January 18th, 2015 5:48 AM
Author: Swollen Ivory Chad

dem neandertal genetics never not not letting me down

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2600125&forum_id=2#27137771)



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Date: January 18th, 2015 5:53 AM
Author: Unholy white persian range

need to cop dat 23andme and PP confirm dat BIG NEANDERTHAL DNA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2600125&forum_id=2#27137775)



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Date: January 18th, 2015 5:57 AM
Author: Swollen Ivory Chad

lol bro theres no doubt.

ive got the biggest brow in west linn oregon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2600125&forum_id=2#27137779)



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Date: January 18th, 2015 6:00 AM
Author: Unholy white persian range

my caveman brow so big I don't even need shades nigga.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2600125&forum_id=2#27137782)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: insecure wild hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2600125&forum_id=2#27120581)



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Date: January 25th, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: insecure wild hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2600125&forum_id=2#27183502)



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Date: February 15th, 2015 3:30 PM
Author: insecure wild hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2600125&forum_id=2#27320725)



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Date: January 7th, 2018 12:12 AM
Author: passionate azn rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2600125&forum_id=2#35099913)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 6:12 AM
Author: Lascivious Honey-headed Corn Cake Water Buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2600125&forum_id=2#35443389)



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Date: February 24th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: fluffy silver field cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2600125&forum_id=2#35480047)



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Date: February 24th, 2018 8:01 PM
Author: Obsidian vibrant queen of the night abode



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Date: March 14th, 2018 9:04 PM
Author: 180 gaped menage



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Date: March 14th, 2018 9:05 PM
Author: fluffy silver field cuck



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Date: August 6th, 2018 7:07 PM
Author: Abnormal big faggotry



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