using a comb.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25812450)

1. left inner breast pocket of jacket if im wearing one

2. back pocket of pants

3. front pocket of pants if I'm going to be sitting on the train or something, or if security is a concern

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25813027)

*perches 'readers' on tip of nose and holds head at 40 degree angle*

*spends 8 minutes examining avocados like they were fucking moon rocks*

*selects exactly one and then slowly wheels away, already nervously fretting about the chaotic ordeal of self-checkout*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25813261)

* presbyopia is a bitch man.

* it's true, it's true.

* I avoid the self-checkout like the plague.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25813280)

usually followed/preceded by ellipses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25813243)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25813260)