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ITT innocuous things that are characteristically boomer.

carrying wallet in back pocket. using a comb.
lilac diverse kitty
  06/24/14
lol u carry wallet in front pocket?
Ruby appetizing useless brakes native
  06/24/14
front pocket is a far better choice. I only move it to the b...
180 senate regret
  06/24/14
lol no. Front pocket is incredibly awkward and u look like a...
Ruby appetizing useless brakes native
  06/24/14
how big is you're fucking wallet breh? security is the bigge...
180 senate regret
  06/24/14
It can't be fun having a wallet taking up a front pocket all...
Up-to-no-good Den Mad-dog Skullcap
  06/24/14
it's no bigger than my phone which goes in the other pocket
180 senate regret
  06/24/14
Keys?
Up-to-no-good Den Mad-dog Skullcap
  06/24/14
(LIB)
Mind-boggling really tough guy liquid oxygen
  06/25/14
Gen X bro here. Stopped wearing wallet in back pocket when I...
Hilarious locale immigrant
  06/24/14
wtf? lol at frontmos
Passionate Angry Factory Reset Button
  06/24/14
wtf you proles, why don't you put wallet in your jacket's in...
Cowardly station affirmative action
  06/24/14
My hierarchy goes: 1. left inner breast pocket of jacket ...
indigo selfie
  06/24/14
isn't that really uncomfortable when you sit?
supple plaza
  06/25/14
titch
Wonderful Mediation Elastic Band
  06/25/14
my husband does this
Swashbuckling Sadistic Internal Respiration
  06/24/14
I use a comb.
fragrant ungodly school
  06/24/14
isn't it bad for your back
free-loading center
  06/25/14
Asking younger folk how to use computers
Autistic Chapel Main People
  06/24/14
I do this. I even asked you guys something the other day and...
Swashbuckling Sadistic Internal Respiration
  06/24/14
how surprising that you do things listed ITT
green house karate
  06/24/14
Please read more thoroughly... I do some of these things but...
Swashbuckling Sadistic Internal Respiration
  06/24/14
ellipsis in email. where the fuck did this come from?
Thriller genital piercing
  06/24/14
Or text messages
Aromatic tantric whorehouse
  06/24/14
yes I do this too
Swashbuckling Sadistic Internal Respiration
  06/24/14
I do this. It's appropriate when a dash or semi-colon is not...
Swashbuckling Sadistic Internal Respiration
  06/24/14
Neither of those are stylistically preferable unless you're ...
Sepia titillating cuck indian lodge
  06/24/14
I don't do it in real writing, but casual emails & texts...
Swashbuckling Sadistic Internal Respiration
  06/24/14
Im talking "thanks..." and other places where it d...
Thriller genital piercing
  06/24/14
you know what's weird? I have my own odd abbreviations in te...
Swashbuckling Sadistic Internal Respiration
  06/24/14
...
Thriller genital piercing
  06/24/14
Agreed. I know people who do this (late-boomers).
Wonderful Mediation Elastic Band
  06/25/14
It's probably the most annoying in those contexts.
Sepia titillating cuck indian lodge
  06/24/14
always wondered this. their use of ellipsis in really all ty...
Mind-boggling really tough guy liquid oxygen
  06/25/14
They always go for the plastic bags at the grocery store.
galvanic nudist halford
  06/24/14
I do this because I used to bag groceries and bagging paper ...
Thriller genital piercing
  06/24/14
Boomers do it because they are more convenient and they will...
galvanic nudist halford
  06/24/14
plastic bags have less of an environmental impact when u con...
Ruby appetizing useless brakes native
  06/24/14
Fuck off Boomer.
galvanic nudist halford
  06/24/14
cr
talented chestnut public bath friendly grandma
  06/25/14
...
Hilarious locale immigrant
  06/24/14
sometimes I do both, but there are always uses for plastic b...
Swashbuckling Sadistic Internal Respiration
  06/24/14
Well yeah, otherwise I'd have to buy trash bags - fuck that.
Passionate Angry Factory Reset Button
  06/24/14
this makes no sense. most stores don't even have paper.
supple plaza
  06/25/14
They like to buy stamps at the post office.
galvanic nudist halford
  06/24/14
I do this.
Swashbuckling Sadistic Internal Respiration
  06/24/14
They all take their coffee with cream and 2 sugars.
galvanic nudist halford
  06/24/14
I drink my coffee black with no sugar or sweetener. Occasion...
Swashbuckling Sadistic Internal Respiration
  06/24/14
putting salt on things.
lilac diverse kitty
  06/24/14
This is true.
galvanic nudist halford
  06/24/14
I don't do this.
Swashbuckling Sadistic Internal Respiration
  06/24/14
very astute
Carmine hairraiser boiling water theater stage
  06/25/14
This thread should have been good but it sucks
Bearded chartreuse resort rigpig
  06/24/14
i know. i had high hopes for it.
lilac diverse kitty
  06/24/14
agreed. these answers are awful. wallet in your back pocket...
yellow vengeful gaming laptop filthpig
  06/24/14
Paddleboards, Recumbent Bikes, Harleys, Hot Rods
shimmering boltzmann
  06/24/14
fucking lol at recumbent bike riders. every time I see one o...
180 senate regret
  06/24/14
I do none of these things.
Swashbuckling Sadistic Internal Respiration
  06/24/14
cadillac.
Smoky costumed crotch
  06/24/14
would never. Are you thinking of my parents' generation?
Swashbuckling Sadistic Internal Respiration
  06/24/14
They send back shit at restaurants and don't have any shame ...
galvanic nudist halford
  06/24/14
I don't do this, and neither does my husband, but my ex-husb...
Swashbuckling Sadistic Internal Respiration
  06/24/14
i should also add "having messy divorces and engaging i...
lilac diverse kitty
  06/24/14
I do not do this.
Swashbuckling Sadistic Internal Respiration
  06/24/14
Boiling vegetables.
comical sapphire meetinghouse juggernaut
  06/24/14
...
lilac diverse kitty
  06/24/14
It's not as bad as you think. You don't have to use a lot of...
Swashbuckling Sadistic Internal Respiration
  06/24/14
going on cruises.
Smoky costumed crotch
  06/24/14
would never
Swashbuckling Sadistic Internal Respiration
  06/24/14
licking your finger before turning the page of a book or mag...
lilac diverse kitty
  06/24/14
This is such an FU to the opposable thumb.
comical sapphire meetinghouse juggernaut
  06/24/14
...
lilac diverse kitty
  06/24/14
lol
Up-to-no-good Den Mad-dog Skullcap
  06/24/14
I do not do this.
Swashbuckling Sadistic Internal Respiration
  06/24/14
this thread is now about perish, a shift of attention we wou...
gaped blue crackhouse deer antler
  06/24/14
Aw c'mon, I never whore this bad, but this thread IS all abo...
Swashbuckling Sadistic Internal Respiration
  06/24/14
They read an actual newspaper everyday.
galvanic nudist halford
  06/24/14
I don't do this.
Swashbuckling Sadistic Internal Respiration
  06/24/14
Excessive use of baby powder.
lilac diverse kitty
  06/24/14
I don't do this.
Swashbuckling Sadistic Internal Respiration
  06/24/14
Shut this crap thread down and go to the other boomer thread...
yellow vengeful gaming laptop filthpig
  06/24/14
I will go there, soon, maybe.
Swashbuckling Sadistic Internal Respiration
  06/24/14
single conversation that touches on global warming, the esta...
charcoal point
  06/24/14
what?
Swashbuckling Sadistic Internal Respiration
  06/24/14
Not flame, chatted with a chill Boomer today. Estate tax, me...
Up-to-no-good Den Mad-dog Skullcap
  06/24/14
PROTIP: you were talking to whok
mauve background story
  06/25/14
Think MLB is better than NFL.
galvanic nudist halford
  06/24/14
I think this, my husband does not.
Swashbuckling Sadistic Internal Respiration
  06/24/14
Booking flights over the phone
laughsome range
  06/24/14
I don't do this.
Swashbuckling Sadistic Internal Respiration
  06/24/14
owning a piano but not knowing how to play it.
lilac diverse kitty
  06/24/14
my kids know how
Swashbuckling Sadistic Internal Respiration
  06/24/14
Callaway clubs and apparel.
Sepia titillating cuck indian lodge
  06/24/14
I had to look it up.
Swashbuckling Sadistic Internal Respiration
  06/24/14
Listen, not every single fucking thing is going to necessari...
Sepia titillating cuck indian lodge
  06/24/14
to be fair, she is vividly demonstrating something more char...
gaped blue crackhouse deer antler
  06/24/14
This is indeed a very fair point.
Sepia titillating cuck indian lodge
  06/24/14
cannot be "very fair"
Swashbuckling Sadistic Internal Respiration
  06/24/14
it's not unlike how your intellect is aggressively average
gaped blue crackhouse deer antler
  06/24/14
Noam Chomsky disagrees you insipid cunt.
Sepia titillating cuck indian lodge
  06/24/14
(guy who read Pinker)
odious patrolman
  06/24/14
180
Sepia titillating cuck indian lodge
  06/24/14
I don't really care what you say. I just like responding to ...
Swashbuckling Sadistic Internal Respiration
  06/24/14
Oblivious selfishness is a profoundly Boomer trait, so carry...
Sepia titillating cuck indian lodge
  06/24/14
yes I am being selfish right now... it's fun! I am renowned ...
Swashbuckling Sadistic Internal Respiration
  06/24/14
If the pre-Alzheimer's plaque happens to shift for a moment ...
Sepia titillating cuck indian lodge
  06/24/14
but I don't care that nobody cares!
Swashbuckling Sadistic Internal Respiration
  06/24/14
This should be the slogan for your generation.
Sepia titillating cuck indian lodge
  06/24/14
...
Carmine hairraiser boiling water theater stage
  06/25/14
Having laptop volume on high, so we can hear their Windows V...
laughsome range
  06/24/14
...
lilac diverse kitty
  06/24/14
I don't do this. I always mute sound in a public place.
Swashbuckling Sadistic Internal Respiration
  06/24/14
wait i carry my wallet in my back pocket. that's actually u...
Pontificating stage macaca
  06/24/14
dried fruit
lilac diverse kitty
  06/24/14
raisins, craisins, dried apricots, figs
Swashbuckling Sadistic Internal Respiration
  06/24/14
Turn off lights + faucets to save money
odious patrolman
  06/24/14
what's wrong with this?
Swashbuckling Sadistic Internal Respiration
  06/24/14
It makes no sense any more because if your self sufficient y...
odious patrolman
  06/24/14
explain the complete fiction part
Swashbuckling Sadistic Internal Respiration
  06/24/14
You cut back on water usage and you get the same bill, becau...
odious patrolman
  06/24/14
that doesn't seem to apply to our utility bills, sorry
Swashbuckling Sadistic Internal Respiration
  06/24/14
adding a possessive apostrophe "s" to business/res...
lilac diverse kitty
  06/24/14
what?
Swashbuckling Sadistic Internal Respiration
  06/24/14
Let's say there is a restaurant called "the Rusty Tromb...
lilac diverse kitty
  06/24/14
wtf I don't even pay attention to this. I don't even know ho...
Swashbuckling Sadistic Internal Respiration
  06/24/14
...
odious patrolman
  06/24/14
Phone never on vibrate
Ultramarine skinny woman stead
  06/24/14
lol. and also not setting to vibrate/silent after an embarra...
lilac diverse kitty
  06/24/14
does not describe me
Swashbuckling Sadistic Internal Respiration
  06/24/14
having a cleaning lady
lilac diverse kitty
  06/24/14
the only times I've had a cleaning lady was after I had a ba...
Swashbuckling Sadistic Internal Respiration
  06/24/14
Pushing shopping carts with elbows and forearms
laughsome range
  06/24/14
I do this.
Swashbuckling Sadistic Internal Respiration
  06/24/14
*creakily zoomers up to produce island in extremely crowded ...
Sepia titillating cuck indian lodge
  06/24/14
* I am very conscientious about not hogging the aisle. * pr...
Swashbuckling Sadistic Internal Respiration
  06/24/14
capitalizing random words in internet poasts usually foll...
amethyst arousing business firm
  06/24/14
I capitalize words of Ironic Significance. Yes, I do use ell...
Swashbuckling Sadistic Internal Respiration
  06/24/14
Double space after a period.
Hilarious locale immigrant
  06/24/14
I learned not to do this.
Swashbuckling Sadistic Internal Respiration
  06/24/14
Interesting. Most boomers will fight tooth and nail to inclu...
Hilarious locale immigrant
  06/24/14
I might have resisted at first, but I'm totally on board now...
Swashbuckling Sadistic Internal Respiration
  06/24/14
double space is super credited though
supple plaza
  06/25/14
(boomer)
Hilarious locale immigrant
  06/25/14
it just looks better.
supple plaza
  06/25/14
This thread struggled out of the gate, but it is 180
comical sapphire meetinghouse juggernaut
  06/24/14
because of me right?
Swashbuckling Sadistic Internal Respiration
  06/24/14
I haven't laughed one time while reading it. It fucking suc...
zombie-like electric hunting ground old irish cottage
  06/24/14
Having a vegetable garden.
comical sapphire meetinghouse juggernaut
  06/24/14
cr. my uncle spent thousands fencing in like 20 sq ft. of hi...
lilac diverse kitty
  06/24/14
I miss mine!
Swashbuckling Sadistic Internal Respiration
  06/24/14
but this is huge among millenial hipsters also
charismatic carnelian sanctuary mood
  06/25/14
these dipshits in my neighborhood grow fucking cornstalks in...
supple plaza
  06/25/14
Fabric softener.
comical sapphire meetinghouse juggernaut
  06/24/14
what's wrong with this?
Swashbuckling Sadistic Internal Respiration
  06/24/14
Salad = Iceberg lettuce + ranch dressing + shredded velveeta...
comical sapphire meetinghouse juggernaut
  06/24/14
nope. I make awesome salads.
Swashbuckling Sadistic Internal Respiration
  06/24/14
Catholicism.
comical sapphire meetinghouse juggernaut
  06/24/14
I so want to go to confession, but I'm jew.
Swashbuckling Sadistic Internal Respiration
  06/24/14
Anything Garrison Keillor.
comical sapphire meetinghouse juggernaut
  06/24/14
I love Garrison Keilor.
Swashbuckling Sadistic Internal Respiration
  06/24/14
Going to a Jay Leno show in Minneapolis.
comical sapphire meetinghouse juggernaut
  06/24/14
I hate Jay Leno.
Swashbuckling Sadistic Internal Respiration
  06/24/14
big name guys always phone it in when they go to TTT cities
supple plaza
  06/25/14
Wheel of Fortune.
comical sapphire meetinghouse juggernaut
  06/24/14
nope, Jeopardy!
Swashbuckling Sadistic Internal Respiration
  06/24/14
Mercury in your teeth.
comical sapphire meetinghouse juggernaut
  06/24/14
uh-oh, do I have this?
Swashbuckling Sadistic Internal Respiration
  06/24/14
Do you have fillings?
comical sapphire meetinghouse juggernaut
  06/24/14
yes, old ones
Swashbuckling Sadistic Internal Respiration
  06/24/14
Those were made by a metallurgist. You're fukt.
comical sapphire meetinghouse juggernaut
  06/24/14
but I've made it this far
Swashbuckling Sadistic Internal Respiration
  06/24/14
Renting a square 4 person bicycle while on vacation.
lilac diverse kitty
  06/24/14
oh please
Swashbuckling Sadistic Internal Respiration
  06/24/14
this thread is good natured, perish. no need to take offense...
lilac diverse kitty
  06/24/14
listen, if there's one thing that's certain, it's that xo ta...
Swashbuckling Sadistic Internal Respiration
  06/24/14
send me a picture of your naked pussy.
lilac diverse kitty
  06/24/14
Far Side comic a day calendars.
comical sapphire meetinghouse juggernaut
  06/24/14
calendars in general.
lilac diverse kitty
  06/24/14
I like calendars.
Swashbuckling Sadistic Internal Respiration
  06/24/14
of course you do, your an boomer.
lilac diverse kitty
  06/24/14
A nice warm glass of milk.
comical sapphire meetinghouse juggernaut
  06/24/14
nope
Swashbuckling Sadistic Internal Respiration
  06/24/14
Taking 30 minutes to order at fast casual places
Ultramarine skinny woman stead
  06/24/14
nope
Swashbuckling Sadistic Internal Respiration
  06/24/14
i ate lunch with a boomer today. he ordered an omelet but ha...
lilac diverse kitty
  06/24/14
partaking in "face sitting"
gay heady nursing home sweet tailpipe
  06/24/14
Out of line, pal.
comical sapphire meetinghouse juggernaut
  06/24/14
...
free-loading center
  06/25/14
wtf is this thread
Demanding razzle fat ankles striped hyena
  06/25/14
something boomers were also expert at, in their day: an abor...
Razzle-dazzle lay pozpig
  06/25/14
had to give up on this thread halfway through because peris...
know-it-all temple
  06/25/14
Posting on a company's Facebook page or liking them. Leaving...
flesh big national security agency
  06/25/14
tucking in t-shirts shorts with socks jacked up to their ...
Carmine hairraiser boiling water theater stage
  06/25/14
...
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Date: June 24th, 2014 8:47 PM
Author: lilac diverse kitty

carrying wallet in back pocket.

using a comb.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25812450)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 9:17 PM
Author: Ruby appetizing useless brakes native

lol u carry wallet in front pocket?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25812622)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 9:18 PM
Author: 180 senate regret

front pocket is a far better choice. I only move it to the back if wanna show off my cock bulge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25812633)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 9:23 PM
Author: Ruby appetizing useless brakes native

lol no. Front pocket is incredibly awkward and u look like a dumb asshole with a big SQUARE BULGE sticking out of your THIGH ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25812664)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 9:25 PM
Author: 180 senate regret

how big is you're fucking wallet breh? security is the biggest priority, and the front is far safer. secondly lol at sitting with a wallet in you're back pocket

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25812680)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 9:23 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Den Mad-dog Skullcap

It can't be fun having a wallet taking up a front pocket all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25812670)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 9:26 PM
Author: 180 senate regret

it's no bigger than my phone which goes in the other pocket

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25812695)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 10:03 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Den Mad-dog Skullcap

Keys?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25812971)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 8:44 AM
Author: Mind-boggling really tough guy liquid oxygen

(LIB)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25814994)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 10:40 PM
Author: Hilarious locale immigrant

Gen X bro here. Stopped wearing wallet in back pocket when I grew out of having the chain attached. HTH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25813247)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 11:15 PM
Author: Passionate Angry Factory Reset Button

wtf? lol at frontmos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25813513)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 9:31 PM
Author: Cowardly station affirmative action

wtf you proles, why don't you put wallet in your jacket's inner pocket

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25812732)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: indigo selfie

My hierarchy goes:

1. left inner breast pocket of jacket if im wearing one

2. back pocket of pants

3. front pocket of pants if I'm going to be sitting on the train or something, or if security is a concern

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25813027)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 8:42 AM
Author: supple plaza

isn't that really uncomfortable when you sit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25814989)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 9:00 AM
Author: Wonderful Mediation Elastic Band

titch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25815032)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 9:48 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Sadistic Internal Respiration

my husband does this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25812853)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 10:12 PM
Author: fragrant ungodly school

I use a comb.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25813018)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 2:54 AM
Author: free-loading center

isn't it bad for your back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25814487)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 8:48 PM
Author: Autistic Chapel Main People

Asking younger folk how to use computers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25812454)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 9:48 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Sadistic Internal Respiration

I do this. I even asked you guys something the other day and you ignored me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25812857)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 9:57 PM
Author: green house karate

how surprising that you do things listed ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25812930)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 9:58 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Sadistic Internal Respiration

Please read more thoroughly... I do some of these things but not all, not sure I do most of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25812939)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 9:18 PM
Author: Thriller genital piercing

ellipsis in email. where the fuck did this come from?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25812629)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: Aromatic tantric whorehouse

Or text messages

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25812649)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 9:50 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Sadistic Internal Respiration

yes I do this too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25812862)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 9:49 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Sadistic Internal Respiration

I do this. It's appropriate when a dash or semi-colon is not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25812861)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 10:01 PM
Author: Sepia titillating cuck indian lodge

Neither of those are stylistically preferable unless you're an intellectually insecure peabrain who writes like one of those Indian net content generators. Hi Julia!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25812961)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 10:03 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Sadistic Internal Respiration

I don't do it in real writing, but casual emails & texts, yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25812974)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 10:06 PM
Author: Thriller genital piercing

Im talking "thanks..." and other places where it doesnt make sense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25812990)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 10:08 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Sadistic Internal Respiration

you know what's weird? I have my own odd abbreviations in texts that I can only use for my husband & kids & a few close friends & co-workers... but I nerdily always put in apostrophes where they belong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25812998)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 10:09 PM
Author: Thriller genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25813002)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 9:01 AM
Author: Wonderful Mediation Elastic Band

Agreed. I know people who do this (late-boomers).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25815035)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: Sepia titillating cuck indian lodge

It's probably the most annoying in those contexts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25813011)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 8:45 AM
Author: Mind-boggling really tough guy liquid oxygen

always wondered this. their use of ellipsis in really all typed communication is always distinctive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25814999)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 9:20 PM
Author: galvanic nudist halford

They always go for the plastic bags at the grocery store.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25812642)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: Thriller genital piercing

I do this because I used to bag groceries and bagging paper sucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25812650)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: galvanic nudist halford

Boomers do it because they are more convenient and they will be long dead before the environmental impact of their decision is realized.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25812656)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 9:24 PM
Author: Ruby appetizing useless brakes native

plastic bags have less of an environmental impact when u consider manufacturing pollution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25812674)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 9:25 PM
Author: galvanic nudist halford

Fuck off Boomer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25812683)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 1:54 PM
Author: talented chestnut public bath friendly grandma

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25816482)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 10:40 PM
Author: Hilarious locale immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25813249)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 9:50 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Sadistic Internal Respiration

sometimes I do both, but there are always uses for plastic bags around the house

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25812865)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 11:18 PM
Author: Passionate Angry Factory Reset Button

Well yeah, otherwise I'd have to buy trash bags - fuck that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25813528)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 8:43 AM
Author: supple plaza

this makes no sense. most stores don't even have paper.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25814991)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 9:20 PM
Author: galvanic nudist halford

They like to buy stamps at the post office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25812645)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 9:50 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Sadistic Internal Respiration

I do this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25812869)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 9:20 PM
Author: galvanic nudist halford

They all take their coffee with cream and 2 sugars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25812646)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 9:51 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Sadistic Internal Respiration

I drink my coffee black with no sugar or sweetener. Occasionally with just nonfat milk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25812879)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 9:25 PM
Author: lilac diverse kitty

putting salt on things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25812679)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 9:27 PM
Author: galvanic nudist halford

This is true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25812698)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 9:52 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Sadistic Internal Respiration

I don't do this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25812883)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 1:50 PM
Author: Carmine hairraiser boiling water theater stage

very astute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25816458)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 9:25 PM
Author: Bearded chartreuse resort rigpig

This thread should have been good but it sucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25812682)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 9:25 PM
Author: lilac diverse kitty

i know. i had high hopes for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25812686)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 9:46 PM
Author: yellow vengeful gaming laptop filthpig

agreed. these answers are awful. wallet in your back pocket?! WTF?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25812846)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 9:26 PM
Author: shimmering boltzmann

Paddleboards, Recumbent Bikes, Harleys, Hot Rods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25812690)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 9:28 PM
Author: 180 senate regret

fucking lol at recumbent bike riders. every time I see one on the sidewalk I wish I had a baseball bat to swing at those old faggots

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25812714)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 9:52 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Sadistic Internal Respiration

I do none of these things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25812887)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 9:31 PM
Author: Smoky costumed crotch

cadillac.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25812736)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 9:53 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Sadistic Internal Respiration

would never. Are you thinking of my parents' generation?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25812893)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 9:31 PM
Author: galvanic nudist halford

They send back shit at restaurants and don't have any shame about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25812743)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 9:54 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Sadistic Internal Respiration

I don't do this, and neither does my husband, but my ex-husband did. So embarrassing. His whole family did this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25812900)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 9:57 PM
Author: lilac diverse kitty

i should also add "having messy divorces and engaging in parental alienation."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25812931)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 10:02 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Sadistic Internal Respiration

I do not do this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25812966)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 9:32 PM
Author: comical sapphire meetinghouse juggernaut

Boiling vegetables.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25812745)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 9:33 PM
Author: lilac diverse kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25812751)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 9:55 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Sadistic Internal Respiration

It's not as bad as you think. You don't have to use a lot of water or overcook them. It's basically steamed the way I do it. Plus I use the water for stock.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25812908)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 9:32 PM
Author: Smoky costumed crotch

going on cruises.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25812747)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 9:55 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Sadistic Internal Respiration

would never

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25812909)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 9:33 PM
Author: lilac diverse kitty

licking your finger before turning the page of a book or magazine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25812754)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 9:34 PM
Author: comical sapphire meetinghouse juggernaut

This is such an FU to the opposable thumb.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25812759)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 9:35 PM
Author: lilac diverse kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25812761)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 10:06 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Den Mad-dog Skullcap

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25812989)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 9:56 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Sadistic Internal Respiration

I do not do this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25812916)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 9:57 PM
Author: gaped blue crackhouse deer antler

this thread is now about perish, a shift of attention we would have never expected from a boomer female

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25812929)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 10:04 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Sadistic Internal Respiration

Aw c'mon, I never whore this bad, but this thread IS all about me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25812979)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 9:35 PM
Author: galvanic nudist halford

They read an actual newspaper everyday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25812762)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 9:56 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Sadistic Internal Respiration

I don't do this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25812919)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 9:44 PM
Author: lilac diverse kitty

Excessive use of baby powder.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25812829)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 9:57 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Sadistic Internal Respiration

I don't do this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25812926)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 9:49 PM
Author: yellow vengeful gaming laptop filthpig

Shut this crap thread down and go to the other boomer thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25812859)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 9:57 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Sadistic Internal Respiration

I will go there, soon, maybe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25812934)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 9:50 PM
Author: charcoal point

single conversation that touches on global warming, the estate tax, and Johnny Carson

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25812863)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 9:59 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Sadistic Internal Respiration

what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25812944)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 10:08 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Den Mad-dog Skullcap

Not flame, chatted with a chill Boomer today. Estate tax, medical industry, Steely Dan, structural integrity of the office building were all touched upon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25812997)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 2:28 AM
Author: mauve background story

PROTIP: you were talking to whok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25814442)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 9:51 PM
Author: galvanic nudist halford

Think MLB is better than NFL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25812874)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 9:59 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Sadistic Internal Respiration

I think this, my husband does not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25812950)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 9:51 PM
Author: laughsome range

Booking flights over the phone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25812876)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 10:00 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Sadistic Internal Respiration

I don't do this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25812953)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 9:55 PM
Author: lilac diverse kitty

owning a piano but not knowing how to play it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25812913)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 10:00 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Sadistic Internal Respiration

my kids know how

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25812957)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 9:57 PM
Author: Sepia titillating cuck indian lodge

Callaway clubs and apparel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25812932)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 10:01 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Sadistic Internal Respiration

I had to look it up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25812960)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 10:03 PM
Author: Sepia titillating cuck indian lodge

Listen, not every single fucking thing is going to necessarily apply to you personally and I think I speak for everyone when I say we're not eager to hear your inane comments on every discrete entry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25812973)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 10:04 PM
Author: gaped blue crackhouse deer antler

to be fair, she is vividly demonstrating something more characteristically boomer than anything mentioned ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25812978)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 10:05 PM
Author: Sepia titillating cuck indian lodge

This is indeed a very fair point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25812982)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 10:09 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Sadistic Internal Respiration

cannot be "very fair"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25813003)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: gaped blue crackhouse deer antler

it's not unlike how your intellect is aggressively average

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25813010)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: Sepia titillating cuck indian lodge

Noam Chomsky disagrees you insipid cunt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25813028)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 10:21 PM
Author: odious patrolman

(guy who read Pinker)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25813097)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 10:30 PM
Author: Sepia titillating cuck indian lodge

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25813166)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 10:05 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Sadistic Internal Respiration

I don't really care what you say. I just like responding to every one... it's fun!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25812988)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 10:08 PM
Author: Sepia titillating cuck indian lodge

Oblivious selfishness is a profoundly Boomer trait, so carry on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25812999)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 10:11 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Sadistic Internal Respiration

yes I am being selfish right now... it's fun! I am renowned for being very unselfish irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25813012)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 10:15 PM
Author: Sepia titillating cuck indian lodge

If the pre-Alzheimer's plaque happens to shift for a moment and a few neurons can momentarily fire at normal speed, please take a moment to consider that nobody fucking cares.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25813046)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 10:18 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Sadistic Internal Respiration

but I don't care that nobody cares!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25813068)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 10:31 PM
Author: Sepia titillating cuck indian lodge

This should be the slogan for your generation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25813174)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 1:52 PM
Author: Carmine hairraiser boiling water theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25816468)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: laughsome range

Having laptop volume on high, so we can hear their Windows Vista startup chimes wherever they go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25813006)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: lilac diverse kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25813009)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 10:12 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Sadistic Internal Respiration

I don't do this. I always mute sound in a public place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25813026)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 10:14 PM
Author: Pontificating stage macaca

wait i carry my wallet in my back pocket. that's actually uncool?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25813038)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 10:15 PM
Author: lilac diverse kitty

dried fruit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25813047)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 10:19 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Sadistic Internal Respiration

raisins, craisins, dried apricots, figs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25813073)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 10:23 PM
Author: odious patrolman

Turn off lights + faucets to save money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25813107)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 10:27 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Sadistic Internal Respiration

what's wrong with this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25813138)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 10:31 PM
Author: odious patrolman

It makes no sense any more because if your self sufficient you're fixed expenses are a thousand times higher than the few pennies youlle save on electricity and water. Also, electric and water bills are now complete fiction and have literally no relationship to how much you use.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25813173)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 10:34 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Sadistic Internal Respiration

explain the complete fiction part

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25813202)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 10:39 PM
Author: odious patrolman

You cut back on water usage and you get the same bill, because the bill is based on an estimate rather than a reading. Even if they make up for it down the road (and who can you trust if not you're local friendly monopoly) you'll get your six bucks in 2017. Also, they pull shit like charging a sewage/drainage fee based on your'e average usage for the prior twelve months and that takes up like half your bill and can't be changed by fixing leaks. I have left my house for a month and received the exact same bills as when I was living there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25813239)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 10:42 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Sadistic Internal Respiration

that doesn't seem to apply to our utility bills, sorry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25813262)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 10:25 PM
Author: lilac diverse kitty

adding a possessive apostrophe "s" to business/restaurant names.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25813128)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 10:27 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Sadistic Internal Respiration

what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25813145)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 10:29 PM
Author: lilac diverse kitty

Let's say there is a restaurant called "the Rusty Trombone". It would not be uncommon for a boomer so announce "We are going to Rusty Trombone's for dinner tonight."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25813157)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 10:37 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Sadistic Internal Respiration

wtf I don't even pay attention to this. I don't even know how I say it. Should I be self conscious about it now? Why do you think this is a boomer thing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25813222)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 10:30 PM
Author: odious patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25813167)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 10:30 PM
Author: Ultramarine skinny woman stead

Phone never on vibrate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25813160)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 10:31 PM
Author: lilac diverse kitty

lol. and also not setting to vibrate/silent after an embarrassing loud ringer at an inopportune time only to have it happen again minutes later.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25813177)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 10:38 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Sadistic Internal Respiration

does not describe me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25813231)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 10:32 PM
Author: lilac diverse kitty

having a cleaning lady

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25813188)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 10:40 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Sadistic Internal Respiration

the only times I've had a cleaning lady was after I had a baby for a few months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25813241)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 10:35 PM
Author: laughsome range

Pushing shopping carts with elbows and forearms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25813207)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 10:40 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Sadistic Internal Respiration

I do this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25813246)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 10:42 PM
Author: Sepia titillating cuck indian lodge

*creakily zoomers up to produce island in extremely crowded grocery store, taking up the entire area*

*perches 'readers' on tip of nose and holds head at 40 degree angle*

*spends 8 minutes examining avocados like they were fucking moon rocks*

*selects exactly one and then slowly wheels away, already nervously fretting about the chaotic ordeal of self-checkout*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25813261)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 10:45 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Sadistic Internal Respiration

* I am very conscientious about not hogging the aisle.

* presbyopia is a bitch man.

* it's true, it's true.

* I avoid the self-checkout like the plague.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25813280)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 10:40 PM
Author: amethyst arousing business firm

capitalizing random words in internet poasts

usually followed/preceded by ellipses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25813243)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 10:47 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Sadistic Internal Respiration

I capitalize words of Ironic Significance. Yes, I do use ellipses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25813292)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 10:41 PM
Author: Hilarious locale immigrant

Double space after a period.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25813254)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 10:47 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Sadistic Internal Respiration

I learned not to do this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25813297)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 10:50 PM
Author: Hilarious locale immigrant

Interesting. Most boomers will fight tooth and nail to include that extra (and useless) space.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25813325)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 10:54 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Sadistic Internal Respiration

I might have resisted at first, but I'm totally on board now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25813349)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 8:49 AM
Author: supple plaza

double space is super credited though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25815005)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 8:51 AM
Author: Hilarious locale immigrant

(boomer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25815013)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 8:57 AM
Author: supple plaza

it just looks better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25815028)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 10:41 PM
Author: comical sapphire meetinghouse juggernaut

This thread struggled out of the gate, but it is 180



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25813260)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 10:48 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Sadistic Internal Respiration

because of me right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25813301)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 10:58 PM
Author: zombie-like electric hunting ground old irish cottage

I haven't laughed one time while reading it. It fucking sucks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25813373)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 10:43 PM
Author: comical sapphire meetinghouse juggernaut

Having a vegetable garden.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25813269)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 10:45 PM
Author: lilac diverse kitty

cr. my uncle spent thousands fencing in like 20 sq ft. of his backyard so he can have the pleasure of eating a couple dozen cucumbers and tomatoes he plants every year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25813281)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 10:48 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Sadistic Internal Respiration

I miss mine!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25813308)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 9:00 AM
Author: charismatic carnelian sanctuary mood

but this is huge among millenial hipsters also

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25815034)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 9:08 AM
Author: supple plaza

these dipshits in my neighborhood grow fucking cornstalks in the little space of grass between the sidewalk and the road. They live on a decently busy intersection and it completely blocks the view of traffic when they're fully grown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25815041)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 10:43 PM
Author: comical sapphire meetinghouse juggernaut

Fabric softener.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25813273)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 10:49 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Sadistic Internal Respiration

what's wrong with this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25813311)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 10:47 PM
Author: comical sapphire meetinghouse juggernaut

Salad = Iceberg lettuce + ranch dressing + shredded velveeta.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25813299)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 10:49 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Sadistic Internal Respiration

nope. I make awesome salads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25813315)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 10:48 PM
Author: comical sapphire meetinghouse juggernaut

Catholicism.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25813304)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 10:49 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Sadistic Internal Respiration

I so want to go to confession, but I'm jew.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25813320)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 10:52 PM
Author: comical sapphire meetinghouse juggernaut

Anything Garrison Keillor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25813336)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 10:55 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Sadistic Internal Respiration

I love Garrison Keilor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25813359)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 10:52 PM
Author: comical sapphire meetinghouse juggernaut

Going to a Jay Leno show in Minneapolis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25813340)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 10:55 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Sadistic Internal Respiration

I hate Jay Leno.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25813360)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 8:50 AM
Author: supple plaza

big name guys always phone it in when they go to TTT cities

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25815009)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 10:56 PM
Author: comical sapphire meetinghouse juggernaut

Wheel of Fortune.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25813362)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 10:57 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Sadistic Internal Respiration

nope, Jeopardy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25813366)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 10:58 PM
Author: comical sapphire meetinghouse juggernaut

Mercury in your teeth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25813372)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 10:59 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Sadistic Internal Respiration

uh-oh, do I have this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25813380)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: comical sapphire meetinghouse juggernaut

Do you have fillings?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25813387)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 11:01 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Sadistic Internal Respiration

yes, old ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25813390)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: comical sapphire meetinghouse juggernaut

Those were made by a metallurgist. You're fukt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25813404)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 11:05 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Sadistic Internal Respiration

but I've made it this far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25813430)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 10:58 PM
Author: lilac diverse kitty

Renting a square 4 person bicycle while on vacation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25813378)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 11:01 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Sadistic Internal Respiration

oh please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25813393)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: lilac diverse kitty

this thread is good natured, perish. no need to take offense, and this is without a doubt something boomers love doing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25813408)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 11:06 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Sadistic Internal Respiration

listen, if there's one thing that's certain, it's that xo takes me too seriously. You shouldn't take me more seriously than I take myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25813440)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 11:07 PM
Author: lilac diverse kitty

send me a picture of your naked pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25813450)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 11:08 PM
Author: comical sapphire meetinghouse juggernaut

Far Side comic a day calendars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25813458)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 11:09 PM
Author: lilac diverse kitty

calendars in general.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25813468)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 11:10 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Sadistic Internal Respiration

I like calendars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25813480)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 11:16 PM
Author: lilac diverse kitty

of course you do, your an boomer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25813521)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 11:09 PM
Author: comical sapphire meetinghouse juggernaut

A nice warm glass of milk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25813469)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 11:10 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Sadistic Internal Respiration

nope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25813484)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 11:10 PM
Author: Ultramarine skinny woman stead

Taking 30 minutes to order at fast casual places

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25813479)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 11:11 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Sadistic Internal Respiration

nope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25813487)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 11:16 PM
Author: lilac diverse kitty

i ate lunch with a boomer today. he ordered an omelet but had special requests for every aspect of his meal. He made a point of ordering rye toast dry (repeated twice) and would not have anything to do with a side of potatoes so he asked what he could have instead. he was advised he could have peas, corn or a mixture. He wanted both but the mixture was not good enough so he requested separate servings of each. He then asked for a side of thousand island dressing as dip for his dry rye toast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25813517)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 11:23 PM
Author: gay heady nursing home sweet tailpipe

partaking in "face sitting"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25813558)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 11:26 PM
Author: comical sapphire meetinghouse juggernaut

Out of line, pal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25813571)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 8:45 AM
Author: free-loading center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25815001)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 2:50 AM
Author: Demanding razzle fat ankles striped hyena

wtf is this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25814477)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 2:53 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle lay pozpig

something boomers were also expert at, in their day: an abortion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25814486)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 8:49 AM
Author: know-it-all temple

had to give up on this thread halfway through because perish's inane posts were making me stroke out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25815006)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 1:26 PM
Author: flesh big national security agency

Posting on a company's Facebook page or liking them. Leaving comments like "The bread sticks at the Olive Garden were delicious, but our server Karen was a little slow bringing the food out." Do they really think anyone gives a shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25816377)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: Carmine hairraiser boiling water theater stage

tucking in t-shirts

shorts with socks jacked up to their knees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#25816488)



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 7:59 PM
Author: lilac diverse kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602516&forum_id=2#47605509)