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Mandarin or Cantonese

bros want to learn chinese to make myself more marketable. ...
Up-to-no-good center
  06/28/14
lol You're not going to learn either
Ruddy splenetic multi-billionaire
  06/28/14
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Hyperactive Indirect Expression
  06/28/14
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awkward self-absorbed toaster
  06/30/14
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big-titted aphrodisiac mother reading party
  07/01/14
this is like asking if you should learn mexican or some indi...
Citrine soul-stirring state striped hyena
  06/28/14
Mandarin is the English of Chinese. Cantonese is the French ...
Bull headed primrose shrine brethren
  06/28/14
Cantonese sounds fucking awful.
Rose Garrison
  06/28/14
cr. Sounds like a dying cat.
big-titted aphrodisiac mother reading party
  07/01/14
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sapphire organic girlfriend
  04/16/15
lol only prole chinese speak non-Mandarin dialects. but if ...
Walnut Exhilarant Corner Pistol
  06/28/14
eh long term i'd like to open a small practice with a friend...
Up-to-no-good center
  06/29/14
Unless you are forming a start up that does business directl...
Rose Garrison
  06/28/14
your dad is bullshit. Many immigrants speaks/writes english ...
Bull headed primrose shrine brethren
  06/28/14
lol i guess your dads got a point
Odious lay
  06/28/14
Bullshit I know of 2 fluent Chinese white bros who have b...
Ruddy splenetic multi-billionaire
  06/29/14
oh yeah?
Up-to-no-good center
  06/29/14
doing what? startup that does business directly in China?
Razzle-dazzle dull stead half-breed
  07/01/14
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Rose Garrison
  06/28/14
Does it matter? Chinese chicks learn Engrish so they can mar...
Hilarious Racy Locale Elastic Band
  06/29/14
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Up-to-no-good center
  06/30/14
If you're really going to do this, bro, Mandarin and it's no...
Charcoal office
  06/30/14
your hapa daughter is going to respect you immensely though....
Glittery karate jew
  06/30/14
lol. I gave up on trying to learn it. There's always somet...
Charcoal office
  06/30/14
well mandarin it is. i figure if in a couple years I can be...
Up-to-no-good center
  06/30/14
There are thousands of bilingual lawyers who have this cover...
Charcoal office
  06/30/14
why do you even bother giving legit advice on here? let t...
Hyperactive Indirect Expression
  06/30/14
On a call right now and billing the time, if that helps.
Charcoal office
  06/30/14
i appreciate your input jim kelly, and you have cemented tha...
Up-to-no-good center
  06/30/14
ty, sir. Doing my best to keep the Bills in Buffalo, too.
Charcoal office
  06/30/14
pretty sure he's living the agwwg dream bro.
Glittery karate jew
  06/30/14
i legit feel sorry for you dood.
Hyperactive Indirect Expression
  06/30/14
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Charcoal office
  06/30/14
i met a bro who's been studying chinese ft in asia for 4 yea...
Frozen Cerebral Orchestra Pit
  06/30/14
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awkward self-absorbed toaster
  06/30/14
this is credited. like all things in business, it's largely...
Razzle-dazzle dull stead half-breed
  07/01/14
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Rose Garrison
  07/01/14
Undergraduate Mandarin major here, agree it's a waste of tim...
internet-worthy business firm twinkling uncleanness
  07/01/14
esto
Adulterous station background story
  07/01/14
Presto!
internet-worthy business firm twinkling uncleanness
  07/01/14
Ni bu hui shuo zhong wen ma?????????
apoplectic jade son of senegal area
  07/01/14
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crusty beta field macaca
  07/01/14
Pu xian sheng ni hao ma???? Wo fei chang xi huan ni de poast...
apoplectic jade son of senegal area
  07/01/14
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crusty beta field macaca
  07/02/14
this is horrible dood. you are not at any functioning level ...
Hyperactive Indirect Expression
  04/16/15
holy shit @ the beta asian fetishists ITT
Concupiscible indecent jewess
  04/16/15
Feels good man.
Razzle Double Fault
  04/17/15
Mandarin for business/dealing with China overall Canto on...
Vigorous Dragon Giraffe
  04/17/15


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Date: June 28th, 2014 9:52 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good center

bros want to learn chinese to make myself more marketable. also think it would be cool for travel and whatnot. Which dialect would be better to learn in terms of employability? and which one do most chinks here in the us speak?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2605780&forum_id=2#25836289)



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Date: June 28th, 2014 9:53 PM
Author: Ruddy splenetic multi-billionaire

lol

You're not going to learn either

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2605780&forum_id=2#25836293)



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Date: June 28th, 2014 11:45 PM
Author: Hyperactive Indirect Expression



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Date: June 30th, 2014 3:44 AM
Author: awkward self-absorbed toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2605780&forum_id=2#25843281)



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Date: July 1st, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: big-titted aphrodisiac mother reading party



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Date: June 28th, 2014 9:53 PM
Author: Citrine soul-stirring state striped hyena

this is like asking if you should learn mexican or some indian language. probably mexican (ie, mandarin) unless you're specifically going to live in indian country (ie, the pearl river delta).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2605780&forum_id=2#25836298)



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Date: June 28th, 2014 9:57 PM
Author: Bull headed primrose shrine brethren

Mandarin is the English of Chinese. Cantonese is the French of Chinese. Which is why all the old restaurant workers speaks Cantonese. If you learn Cantonese, your marketability as a waiter in a Chinese restaurant will improve greatly.

HTH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2605780&forum_id=2#25836315)



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Date: June 28th, 2014 10:08 PM
Author: Rose Garrison

Cantonese sounds fucking awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2605780&forum_id=2#25836361)



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Date: July 1st, 2014 1:43 PM
Author: big-titted aphrodisiac mother reading party

cr. Sounds like a dying cat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2605780&forum_id=2#25851589)



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Date: April 16th, 2015 10:10 PM
Author: sapphire organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2605780&forum_id=2#27705095)



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Date: June 28th, 2014 10:04 PM
Author: Walnut Exhilarant Corner Pistol

lol only prole chinese speak non-Mandarin dialects. but if you were serious about becoming more marketable, Japanese is vastly more useful as there is a short supply of them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2605780&forum_id=2#25836339)



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Date: June 29th, 2014 1:17 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good center

eh long term i'd like to open a small practice with a friend or go solo, and do stuff like divorce / personal injury. don't think there would be in enough japs but there should be plenty of chinese

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2605780&forum_id=2#25836719)



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Date: June 28th, 2014 10:08 PM
Author: Rose Garrison

Unless you are forming a start up that does business directly in China, learning Chinese is worthless.

As my dad used to say: there are 1 billion of them who will always speak it much better than you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2605780&forum_id=2#25836355)



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Date: June 28th, 2014 10:12 PM
Author: Bull headed primrose shrine brethren

your dad is bullshit. Many immigrants speaks/writes english better than americans. chinese is harder but not prohibitively so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2605780&forum_id=2#25836376)



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Date: June 28th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: Odious lay

lol i guess your dads got a point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2605780&forum_id=2#25836379)



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Date: June 29th, 2014 12:33 AM
Author: Ruddy splenetic multi-billionaire

Bullshit

I know of 2 fluent Chinese white bros who have basically built careers out of their language skills

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2605780&forum_id=2#25836583)



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Date: June 29th, 2014 1:16 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good center

oh yeah?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2605780&forum_id=2#25836712)



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Date: July 1st, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle dull stead half-breed

doing what? startup that does business directly in China?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2605780&forum_id=2#25851598)



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Date: June 28th, 2014 10:08 PM
Author: Rose Garrison



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Date: June 29th, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: Hilarious Racy Locale Elastic Band

Does it matter? Chinese chicks learn Engrish so they can marry white guys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2605780&forum_id=2#25836581)



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Date: June 30th, 2014 2:43 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2605780&forum_id=2#25843116)



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Date: June 30th, 2014 3:15 AM
Author: Charcoal office

If you're really going to do this, bro, Mandarin and it's not even close.

The problems with this plan are as follows:

1. Everything important (especially that a white would be allowed to touch) is still done in English

2. These kids have been studying English since they were young

3. There are legit bilinguals who will always be better than you are, and there are plenty of them

4. Even if you become conversant, learning business and legal language is another matter entirely

5. There is quite a bit of tribalism and they'll still likely never trust you

6. There are better uses of your time

Unless you're really dedicated and make the move to immerse yourself, the best that you'll probably do is learn enough to make your Chinese gf's parents giggle and nod (and her and her mom's panties wet). It's a really tough language that is very different from English; any asshole can become a Spanish hack pretty quickly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2605780&forum_id=2#25843196)



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Date: June 30th, 2014 3:18 AM
Author: Glittery karate jew

your hapa daughter is going to respect you immensely though. what's that worth brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2605780&forum_id=2#25843203)



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Date: June 30th, 2014 3:37 AM
Author: Charcoal office

lol. I gave up on trying to learn it. There's always something better that I could be doing, and I'll never know enough of it to have it be useful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2605780&forum_id=2#25843253)



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Date: June 30th, 2014 3:28 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good center

well mandarin it is. i figure if in a couple years I can be conversant, i can hire a translator (dirt cheap, anyone who speaks mandarin) and hopefully pick up a lot of chink clients. i'll advertise in whatever the ny chink newspaper is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2605780&forum_id=2#25843221)



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Date: June 30th, 2014 3:38 AM
Author: Charcoal office

There are thousands of bilingual lawyers who have this covered. Most of them with no ethics, so they'll have multiple legs up on you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2605780&forum_id=2#25843256)



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Date: June 30th, 2014 3:37 AM
Author: Hyperactive Indirect Expression

why do you even bother giving legit advice on here?

let the cumskin dorks waste time with this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2605780&forum_id=2#25843251)



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Date: June 30th, 2014 3:39 AM
Author: Charcoal office

On a call right now and billing the time, if that helps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2605780&forum_id=2#25843258)



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Date: June 30th, 2014 3:40 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good center

i appreciate your input jim kelly, and you have cemented that i will learn mandarin instead of cantonese.

best of luck in ur fight with cancer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2605780&forum_id=2#25843262)



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Date: June 30th, 2014 3:44 AM
Author: Charcoal office

ty, sir. Doing my best to keep the Bills in Buffalo, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2605780&forum_id=2#25843280)



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Date: June 30th, 2014 3:54 AM
Author: Glittery karate jew

pretty sure he's living the agwwg dream bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2605780&forum_id=2#25843321)



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Date: June 30th, 2014 3:56 AM
Author: Hyperactive Indirect Expression

i legit feel sorry for you dood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2605780&forum_id=2#25843327)



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Date: June 30th, 2014 3:56 AM
Author: Charcoal office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2605780&forum_id=2#25843330)



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Date: June 30th, 2014 3:48 AM
Author: Frozen Cerebral Orchestra Pit

i met a bro who's been studying chinese ft in asia for 4 years. it's not worth it.

they want your business, tech whatever expertise, not your middle school level mandarin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2605780&forum_id=2#25843291)



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Date: June 30th, 2014 3:53 AM
Author: awkward self-absorbed toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2605780&forum_id=2#25843314)



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Date: July 1st, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle dull stead half-breed

this is credited. like all things in business, it's largely worthless unless you have other expertise, relationships or capital with which you can package it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2605780&forum_id=2#25851757)



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Date: July 1st, 2014 2:15 PM
Author: Rose Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2605780&forum_id=2#25851767)



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Date: July 1st, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: internet-worthy business firm twinkling uncleanness

Undergraduate Mandarin major here, agree it's a waste of time. Everyone in China is learning English from childhood and you will not be able to "pick it up in a few years." It's an outrageously difficult language to learn for native English speakers. There is some DoD chart out there that lays out that, for native English speakers, the same number of hours of study that would get you FLUENT in Spanish will barely get you elementary proficiency in Mandarin. Learn Spanish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2605780&forum_id=2#25851582)



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Date: July 1st, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: Adulterous station background story

esto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2605780&forum_id=2#25851636)



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Date: July 1st, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: internet-worthy business firm twinkling uncleanness

Presto!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2605780&forum_id=2#25852449)



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Date: July 1st, 2014 3:16 PM
Author: apoplectic jade son of senegal area

Ni bu hui shuo zhong wen ma?????????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2605780&forum_id=2#25852213)



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Date: July 1st, 2014 3:44 PM
Author: crusty beta field macaca



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Date: July 1st, 2014 3:47 PM
Author: apoplectic jade son of senegal area

Pu xian sheng ni hao ma???? Wo fei chang xi huan ni de poasts hai xi huan ni de NOWAG scholarship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2605780&forum_id=2#25852426)



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Date: July 2nd, 2014 6:49 AM
Author: crusty beta field macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2605780&forum_id=2#25856688)



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Date: April 16th, 2015 10:19 PM
Author: Hyperactive Indirect Expression

this is horrible dood. you are not at any functioning level of writing/speaking Chinese.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2605780&forum_id=2#27705159)



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Date: April 16th, 2015 10:15 PM
Author: Concupiscible indecent jewess

holy shit @ the beta asian fetishists ITT



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2605780&forum_id=2#27705129)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 12:33 AM
Author: Razzle Double Fault

Feels good man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2605780&forum_id=2#27705953)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 4:59 AM
Author: Vigorous Dragon Giraffe

Mandarin for business/dealing with China overall

Canto only if want to get into elite inner circle of HK Jockey club type of groups though this is becoming less important with time.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2605780&forum_id=2#27706668)