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Mandarin or Cantonese

bros want to learn chinese to make myself more marketable. ...
disturbing crackhouse goal in life
  06/28/14
lol You're not going to learn either
cerise disgusting stead
  06/28/14
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Awkward New Version
  06/28/14
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Haunting High-end Black Woman
  07/01/14
this is like asking if you should learn mexican or some indi...
Soul-stirring idea he suggested striped hyena
  06/28/14
Mandarin is the English of Chinese. Cantonese is the French ...
Overrated Juggernaut
  06/28/14
Cantonese sounds fucking awful.
Comical Khaki Institution Pervert
  06/28/14
cr. Sounds like a dying cat.
Haunting High-end Black Woman
  07/01/14
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Irate Turquoise Nursing Home
  04/16/15
lol only prole chinese speak non-Mandarin dialects. but if ...
Trip Nofapping Sex Offender Boistinker
  06/28/14
eh long term i'd like to open a small practice with a friend...
disturbing crackhouse goal in life
  06/29/14
Unless you are forming a start up that does business directl...
Comical Khaki Institution Pervert
  06/28/14
your dad is bullshit. Many immigrants speaks/writes english ...
Overrated Juggernaut
  06/28/14
lol i guess your dads got a point
big tanning salon mad-dog skullcap
  06/28/14
Bullshit I know of 2 fluent Chinese white bros who have b...
cerise disgusting stead
  06/29/14
oh yeah?
disturbing crackhouse goal in life
  06/29/14
doing what? startup that does business directly in China?
cocky razzle-dazzle center affirmative action
  07/01/14
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Comical Khaki Institution Pervert
  06/28/14
Does it matter? Chinese chicks learn Engrish so they can mar...
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  06/29/14
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disturbing crackhouse goal in life
  06/30/14
If you're really going to do this, bro, Mandarin and it's no...
Nighttime Hairraiser Ceo Locus
  06/30/14
your hapa daughter is going to respect you immensely though....
Shivering Sneaky Criminal Pocket Flask
  06/30/14
lol. I gave up on trying to learn it. There's always somet...
Nighttime Hairraiser Ceo Locus
  06/30/14
well mandarin it is. i figure if in a couple years I can be...
disturbing crackhouse goal in life
  06/30/14
There are thousands of bilingual lawyers who have this cover...
Nighttime Hairraiser Ceo Locus
  06/30/14
why do you even bother giving legit advice on here? let t...
Awkward New Version
  06/30/14
On a call right now and billing the time, if that helps.
Nighttime Hairraiser Ceo Locus
  06/30/14
i appreciate your input jim kelly, and you have cemented tha...
disturbing crackhouse goal in life
  06/30/14
ty, sir. Doing my best to keep the Bills in Buffalo, too.
Nighttime Hairraiser Ceo Locus
  06/30/14
pretty sure he's living the agwwg dream bro.
Shivering Sneaky Criminal Pocket Flask
  06/30/14
i legit feel sorry for you dood.
Awkward New Version
  06/30/14
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Nighttime Hairraiser Ceo Locus
  06/30/14
i met a bro who's been studying chinese ft in asia for 4 yea...
topaz bateful alpha plaza
  06/30/14
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Bat shit crazy geriatric home genital piercing
  06/30/14
this is credited. like all things in business, it's largely...
cocky razzle-dazzle center affirmative action
  07/01/14
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Comical Khaki Institution Pervert
  07/01/14
Undergraduate Mandarin major here, agree it's a waste of tim...
amethyst bisexual feces gunner
  07/01/14
esto
house-broken sapphire native ape
  07/01/14
Presto!
amethyst bisexual feces gunner
  07/01/14
Ni bu hui shuo zhong wen ma?????????
claret brunch
  07/01/14
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Stirring crystalline stage people who are hurt
  07/01/14
Pu xian sheng ni hao ma???? Wo fei chang xi huan ni de poast...
claret brunch
  07/01/14
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Stirring crystalline stage people who are hurt
  07/02/14
this is horrible dood. you are not at any functioning level ...
Awkward New Version
  04/16/15
holy shit @ the beta asian fetishists ITT
idiotic gaping
  04/16/15
Feels good man.
Orchid Pisswyrm Piazza
  04/17/15
Mandarin for business/dealing with China overall Canto on...
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  04/17/15


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Date: June 28th, 2014 9:52 PM
Author: disturbing crackhouse goal in life

bros want to learn chinese to make myself more marketable. also think it would be cool for travel and whatnot. Which dialect would be better to learn in terms of employability? and which one do most chinks here in the us speak?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2605780&forum_id=2#25836289)



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Date: June 28th, 2014 9:53 PM
Author: cerise disgusting stead

lol

You're not going to learn either

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2605780&forum_id=2#25836293)



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Date: June 28th, 2014 11:45 PM
Author: Awkward New Version



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Date: June 30th, 2014 3:44 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy geriatric home genital piercing



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Date: July 1st, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: Haunting High-end Black Woman



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Date: June 28th, 2014 9:53 PM
Author: Soul-stirring idea he suggested striped hyena

this is like asking if you should learn mexican or some indian language. probably mexican (ie, mandarin) unless you're specifically going to live in indian country (ie, the pearl river delta).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2605780&forum_id=2#25836298)



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Date: June 28th, 2014 9:57 PM
Author: Overrated Juggernaut

Mandarin is the English of Chinese. Cantonese is the French of Chinese. Which is why all the old restaurant workers speaks Cantonese. If you learn Cantonese, your marketability as a waiter in a Chinese restaurant will improve greatly.

HTH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2605780&forum_id=2#25836315)



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Date: June 28th, 2014 10:08 PM
Author: Comical Khaki Institution Pervert

Cantonese sounds fucking awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2605780&forum_id=2#25836361)



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Date: July 1st, 2014 1:43 PM
Author: Haunting High-end Black Woman

cr. Sounds like a dying cat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2605780&forum_id=2#25851589)



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Date: April 16th, 2015 10:10 PM
Author: Irate Turquoise Nursing Home



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Date: June 28th, 2014 10:04 PM
Author: Trip Nofapping Sex Offender Boistinker

lol only prole chinese speak non-Mandarin dialects. but if you were serious about becoming more marketable, Japanese is vastly more useful as there is a short supply of them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2605780&forum_id=2#25836339)



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Date: June 29th, 2014 1:17 AM
Author: disturbing crackhouse goal in life

eh long term i'd like to open a small practice with a friend or go solo, and do stuff like divorce / personal injury. don't think there would be in enough japs but there should be plenty of chinese

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2605780&forum_id=2#25836719)



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Date: June 28th, 2014 10:08 PM
Author: Comical Khaki Institution Pervert

Unless you are forming a start up that does business directly in China, learning Chinese is worthless.

As my dad used to say: there are 1 billion of them who will always speak it much better than you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2605780&forum_id=2#25836355)



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Date: June 28th, 2014 10:12 PM
Author: Overrated Juggernaut

your dad is bullshit. Many immigrants speaks/writes english better than americans. chinese is harder but not prohibitively so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2605780&forum_id=2#25836376)



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Date: June 28th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: big tanning salon mad-dog skullcap

lol i guess your dads got a point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2605780&forum_id=2#25836379)



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Date: June 29th, 2014 12:33 AM
Author: cerise disgusting stead

Bullshit

I know of 2 fluent Chinese white bros who have basically built careers out of their language skills

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2605780&forum_id=2#25836583)



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Date: June 29th, 2014 1:16 AM
Author: disturbing crackhouse goal in life

oh yeah?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2605780&forum_id=2#25836712)



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Date: July 1st, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: cocky razzle-dazzle center affirmative action

doing what? startup that does business directly in China?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2605780&forum_id=2#25851598)



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Date: June 28th, 2014 10:08 PM
Author: Comical Khaki Institution Pervert



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Date: June 29th, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: Hairless mauve principal's office philosopher-king

Does it matter? Chinese chicks learn Engrish so they can marry white guys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2605780&forum_id=2#25836581)



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Date: June 30th, 2014 2:43 AM
Author: disturbing crackhouse goal in life



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Date: June 30th, 2014 3:15 AM
Author: Nighttime Hairraiser Ceo Locus

If you're really going to do this, bro, Mandarin and it's not even close.

The problems with this plan are as follows:

1. Everything important (especially that a white would be allowed to touch) is still done in English

2. These kids have been studying English since they were young

3. There are legit bilinguals who will always be better than you are, and there are plenty of them

4. Even if you become conversant, learning business and legal language is another matter entirely

5. There is quite a bit of tribalism and they'll still likely never trust you

6. There are better uses of your time

Unless you're really dedicated and make the move to immerse yourself, the best that you'll probably do is learn enough to make your Chinese gf's parents giggle and nod (and her and her mom's panties wet). It's a really tough language that is very different from English; any asshole can become a Spanish hack pretty quickly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2605780&forum_id=2#25843196)



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Date: June 30th, 2014 3:18 AM
Author: Shivering Sneaky Criminal Pocket Flask

your hapa daughter is going to respect you immensely though. what's that worth brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2605780&forum_id=2#25843203)



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Date: June 30th, 2014 3:37 AM
Author: Nighttime Hairraiser Ceo Locus

lol. I gave up on trying to learn it. There's always something better that I could be doing, and I'll never know enough of it to have it be useful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2605780&forum_id=2#25843253)



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Date: June 30th, 2014 3:28 AM
Author: disturbing crackhouse goal in life

well mandarin it is. i figure if in a couple years I can be conversant, i can hire a translator (dirt cheap, anyone who speaks mandarin) and hopefully pick up a lot of chink clients. i'll advertise in whatever the ny chink newspaper is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2605780&forum_id=2#25843221)



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Date: June 30th, 2014 3:38 AM
Author: Nighttime Hairraiser Ceo Locus

There are thousands of bilingual lawyers who have this covered. Most of them with no ethics, so they'll have multiple legs up on you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2605780&forum_id=2#25843256)



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Date: June 30th, 2014 3:37 AM
Author: Awkward New Version

why do you even bother giving legit advice on here?

let the cumskin dorks waste time with this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2605780&forum_id=2#25843251)



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Date: June 30th, 2014 3:39 AM
Author: Nighttime Hairraiser Ceo Locus

On a call right now and billing the time, if that helps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2605780&forum_id=2#25843258)



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Date: June 30th, 2014 3:40 AM
Author: disturbing crackhouse goal in life

i appreciate your input jim kelly, and you have cemented that i will learn mandarin instead of cantonese.

best of luck in ur fight with cancer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2605780&forum_id=2#25843262)



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Date: June 30th, 2014 3:44 AM
Author: Nighttime Hairraiser Ceo Locus

ty, sir. Doing my best to keep the Bills in Buffalo, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2605780&forum_id=2#25843280)



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Date: June 30th, 2014 3:54 AM
Author: Shivering Sneaky Criminal Pocket Flask

pretty sure he's living the agwwg dream bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2605780&forum_id=2#25843321)



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Date: June 30th, 2014 3:56 AM
Author: Awkward New Version

i legit feel sorry for you dood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2605780&forum_id=2#25843327)



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Date: June 30th, 2014 3:56 AM
Author: Nighttime Hairraiser Ceo Locus



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Date: June 30th, 2014 3:48 AM
Author: topaz bateful alpha plaza

i met a bro who's been studying chinese ft in asia for 4 years. it's not worth it.

they want your business, tech whatever expertise, not your middle school level mandarin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2605780&forum_id=2#25843291)



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Date: June 30th, 2014 3:53 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy geriatric home genital piercing



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Date: July 1st, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: cocky razzle-dazzle center affirmative action

this is credited. like all things in business, it's largely worthless unless you have other expertise, relationships or capital with which you can package it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2605780&forum_id=2#25851757)



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Date: July 1st, 2014 2:15 PM
Author: Comical Khaki Institution Pervert



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Date: July 1st, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: amethyst bisexual feces gunner

Undergraduate Mandarin major here, agree it's a waste of time. Everyone in China is learning English from childhood and you will not be able to "pick it up in a few years." It's an outrageously difficult language to learn for native English speakers. There is some DoD chart out there that lays out that, for native English speakers, the same number of hours of study that would get you FLUENT in Spanish will barely get you elementary proficiency in Mandarin. Learn Spanish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2605780&forum_id=2#25851582)



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Date: July 1st, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: house-broken sapphire native ape

esto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2605780&forum_id=2#25851636)



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Date: July 1st, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: amethyst bisexual feces gunner

Presto!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2605780&forum_id=2#25852449)



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Date: July 1st, 2014 3:16 PM
Author: claret brunch

Ni bu hui shuo zhong wen ma?????????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2605780&forum_id=2#25852213)



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Date: July 1st, 2014 3:44 PM
Author: Stirring crystalline stage people who are hurt



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Date: July 1st, 2014 3:47 PM
Author: claret brunch

Pu xian sheng ni hao ma???? Wo fei chang xi huan ni de poasts hai xi huan ni de NOWAG scholarship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2605780&forum_id=2#25852426)



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Date: July 2nd, 2014 6:49 AM
Author: Stirring crystalline stage people who are hurt



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Date: April 16th, 2015 10:19 PM
Author: Awkward New Version

this is horrible dood. you are not at any functioning level of writing/speaking Chinese.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2605780&forum_id=2#27705159)



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Date: April 16th, 2015 10:15 PM
Author: idiotic gaping

holy shit @ the beta asian fetishists ITT



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2605780&forum_id=2#27705129)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 12:33 AM
Author: Orchid Pisswyrm Piazza

Feels good man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2605780&forum_id=2#27705953)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 4:59 AM
Author: at-the-ready costumed voyeur

Mandarin for business/dealing with China overall

Canto only if want to get into elite inner circle of HK Jockey club type of groups though this is becoming less important with time.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2605780&forum_id=2#27706668)