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Date: July 3rd, 2014 11:05 AM Author: fragrant crackhouse WTF. USAJobs = flame.
I'm a current fed and even I can't get an interview. |
Date: July 3rd, 2014 11:07 AM Author: floppy indigo shrine USAJobs is flame.
Hiring managers already have the person they want in mind, and specifically word the requirements so that only that person is eligible. |
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Date: July 3rd, 2014 11:09 AM Author: fragrant crackhouse and yet a lot of the positions I applied to had very generic requirements (i.e. experience in interpreting federal law). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609573&forum_id=2#25863500) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2014 11:10 AM Author: floppy indigo shrine fair enough, I'm sure there are many legit postings on USAJobs, but I've seen enough federal hiring in my day to know that this is SOP for a lot of positions. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609573&forum_id=2#25863512) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2014 11:13 AM Author: fragrant crackhouse oh, I think they're still not legit even with generic descriptions. I keep getting NOR letters stating the agency decided not to hire off the BQ list. WTF is the point of the BQ list if you can just disregard it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609573&forum_id=2#25863532) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2014 11:14 AM Author: floppy indigo shrine who knows, the federal hiring process is a complete black box. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609573&forum_id=2#25863545) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2014 11:07 AM Author: mind-boggling gay pisswyrm digit ratio lol i applied to 437 usajobs back in 2012. 432 are still pending (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609573&forum_id=2#25863489) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2014 1:34 PM Author: diverse jew pocket flask (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609573&forum_id=2#25864236) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2014 11:08 AM Author: painfully honest seedy kitchen sex offender stats? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609573&forum_id=2#25863495) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2014 11:10 AM Author: fragrant crackhouse TTT law school but top 10%/LR
5 years experience in fed working in quasi legal role (GS13) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2014 11:12 AM Author: vivacious private investor field do yourself a favor and stop trying. ITE, the federal government hires almost exclusively at real law schools, just like everyone else. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609573&forum_id=2#25863529) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2014 11:14 AM Author: fragrant crackhouse I would have though so, but many non BIGFED attorney jobs go to shit law school grads w/ intern experience. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609573&forum_id=2#25863540) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2014 11:15 AM Author: vivacious private investor field maybe somewhere in shitty agencies, but like you say those people were interns and knew people. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609573&forum_id=2#25863550) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2014 11:13 AM Author: Gold Background Story bro why do you want to be an atty with the feds anyways?
are you applying for 13 or 14 positions?
once I left law for my 14 I never fucking looked back. |
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Date: July 3rd, 2014 11:15 AM Author: fragrant crackhouse My current position (GS13) is mind numbingly boring. With that said, I work from home 3 days a week.
what position re you in now? policy? management? |
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Date: July 3rd, 2014 11:22 AM Author: Gold Background Story management/policy, yep. I also work from home (like right now) a lot.
It's a pretty decent gig; I'm getting supervisory experience and besides days like today where I'll be working trying to get something out the door to hit a deadline, usually the day before a holiday i'm chilling.
my job is pretty interesting but can get dull at times. but I don't give a shit. It's a job--it pays for my life outside of work. |
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Date: July 3rd, 2014 11:23 AM Author: fragrant crackhouse DC? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609573&forum_id=2#25863599) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2014 11:25 AM Author: Gold Background Story yep (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609573&forum_id=2#25863618) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2014 12:02 PM Author: fragrant crackhouse are most people who work with you attorneys? If so, do all the policy folks have T14 JDs? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609573&forum_id=2#25863836) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2014 11:16 AM Author: Lime indian lodge macaca i copped dat flyover gs14 3-days-per-week-from-home atty jerb mad? |
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Date: July 3rd, 2014 11:24 AM Author: Gold Background Story nah bro i'm happy as hell for you.
I like being in DC and I'm important at my agency.
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Date: July 3rd, 2014 11:25 AM Author: vivacious private investor field Ruckus do you regulate Indian casinos? always seemed like the best shitty job possible (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609573&forum_id=2#25863620) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2014 11:29 AM Author: Gold Background Story bro, even if I did (I think that's Interior work) I wouldn't state it on XOXO. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609573&forum_id=2#25863646) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2014 11:30 AM Author: vivacious private investor field fuck I want to regulate Indian casinos (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609573&forum_id=2#25863650) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2014 11:27 AM Author: Lime indian lodge macaca DC is too expensive for gs-14 my agency is pretty shitty though you can kind of sleepwalk thru the work |
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Date: July 3rd, 2014 11:31 AM Author: Gold Background Story nah, I have student loans, a car and live in an area with a rooftop pool and I still save $$$$ every month.
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Date: July 3rd, 2014 11:32 AM Author: Lime indian lodge macaca good luck buying a house, which is more of what i was referring to although with the new teleworking culture, you can basically live in Richmond |
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Date: July 3rd, 2014 11:35 AM Author: Gold Background Story I won't move to suburbs until I have kids.
and then it'll be to a md suburb/va suburb where prices are a little more decent. also, i'll likely never live in anything bigger than a townhouse. I prefer to travel instead of owning a big ass house I can't appreciate. |
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Date: July 3rd, 2014 11:37 AM Author: Lime indian lodge macaca rent blows (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609573&forum_id=2#25863689) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2014 11:37 AM Author: Gold Background Story that is true but I have roomies (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609573&forum_id=2#25863695) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2014 11:39 AM Author: vivacious private investor field roomies blow (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609573&forum_id=2#25863702) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2014 11:41 AM Author: Gold Background Story we differ. I love having roomies and hated living alone.
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Date: July 3rd, 2014 11:44 AM Author: Lime indian lodge macaca get a gf
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Date: July 3rd, 2014 11:49 AM Author: Gold Background Story I have one. she lives alone.
I don't mind fucking when my roomies are in the other room. and again, I like having money to travel and to do what I want in dc. I couldn't save money and live in a baller complex like I do now without roomies. |
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Date: July 3rd, 2014 11:41 AM Author: Lime indian lodge macaca lol fuck that, im 32 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609573&forum_id=2#25863713) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2014 11:41 AM Author: Gold Background Story in dc people have roomies at all ages. it's common (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609573&forum_id=2#25863716) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2014 11:42 AM Author: vivacious private investor field yeah I'm 30. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609573&forum_id=2#25863720) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2014 12:04 PM Author: slate beady-eyed half-breed how's Clarendon 1021? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609573&forum_id=2#25863845) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2014 1:31 PM Author: Gold Background Story pretty cool actually (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609573&forum_id=2#25864222) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2014 11:39 AM Author: razzle cruise ship old irish cottage Don't DC bros get a big locality bump? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609573&forum_id=2#25863703) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2014 11:41 AM Author: Lime indian lodge macaca yeah but it's hardly enough federal workers in expensive cities get screwed with locality pay |
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Date: July 6th, 2014 8:31 PM Author: Appetizing principal's office it's good if you live in baltimore because you get the same locality increase. i have a friend who lives in north east, md (cecil county, near the DE/PA borders. middle of fucking nowhere) who is a 14 and he's probably the richest dude on his block. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609573&forum_id=2#25881734) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2014 11:16 AM Author: fiercely-loyal irate national no offense, but if you have spent the past five years not working as a lawyer, I'm not sure why you're surprised that you are not being found among the top candidates for lawyer jobs. Your competition is, among other things, HYSCCN grads who practice at top law firms. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609573&forum_id=2#25863556) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2014 11:20 AM Author: fragrant crackhouse not applying to BIGFED jobs. applying exclusively to GS11/12 jobs w/ small agencies in ARE country (where I live now). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609573&forum_id=2#25863579) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2014 11:23 AM Author: Lime indian lodge macaca bigfed is bigfed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609573&forum_id=2#25863598) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2014 11:24 AM Author: fragrant crackhouse HYSCCN grads apply to GS12 attorney-advisor jobs in St. Louis? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609573&forum_id=2#25863609) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2014 11:28 AM Author: Lime indian lodge macaca it's all mostly the same payscale and yeah actually |
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Date: July 3rd, 2014 1:37 PM Author: Yapping Mahogany Public Bath Dopamine what do you think happens to all the people who don't make partner at V50 firms and/or don't want to live in NY once they have kids? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609573&forum_id=2#25864253) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2014 1:49 PM Author: fragrant crackhouse they apply to $60K attorney-advisor positions in the midwest? lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609573&forum_id=2#25864309) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2014 1:50 PM Author: mint twinkling uncleanness attorney AND adviser: prestigious as fukkk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609573&forum_id=2#25864322) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2014 11:24 AM Author: vivacious private investor field keep your 13 in your boring job sir. also: flyover federal government lawyering for whatever agency is probably pretty boring too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609573&forum_id=2#25863610) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2014 11:43 AM Author: vibrant overrated stain doctorate flyover in omaha: mcmansion, bmw, 5 cgwbt daughters, 4 sons (for when halford visits)
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Date: July 3rd, 2014 11:24 AM Author: Gold Background Story bro those jobs likely get more applicants than the jobs in DC.
maybe be happy with what you have? |
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Date: July 3rd, 2014 2:26 PM Author: Arousing Hairy Legs I don't see why this result is surprising unless you are a black gay veteran or something like that. Getting a job on usajobs without a veteran preference is essentially impossible. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609573&forum_id=2#25864515) |
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Date: July 7th, 2014 2:00 AM Author: Abusive Locale Factory Reset Button There's no veteran's preference for GS14 or 15. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609573&forum_id=2#25883791) |
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Date: July 7th, 2014 2:17 AM Author: fragrant crackhouse Already a fed who got his job on USAJOBS. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609573&forum_id=2#25883808) |
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Date: July 6th, 2014 4:25 AM Author: federal roast beef fat ankles lol I don't even know where to begin in this thread:
Broken4T: what the hell are you doing? you can't move from a 301 to a 905 and you know that; how the hell did you get your job in the first place? PMF? Never heard of a quasi-legal flyover USAJOBS gig.
The GS-14 guy: how the hell did you get that job?
That said, LOL at the idea of a 30-something with probably a JD living with roommates bragging about how he lives it up. But I will concede saving the $$$ must be nice.
I know a 32 year old who worked their way up from 11 to 14 finally, but now they're saying it may never get any better and GS-15 is a pipe dream. I wouldn't mind it if I were 40 and could max out and get the pension, but with cuts I doubt the pension will be much in a few decades
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Date: July 6th, 2014 8:24 PM Author: Gold Background Story i know very few people in their 30's who aren't married that don't have roomies AND live in nice parts of DC. i know a few but like i said above i like saving money and being able to spend money on a whim while out in dc or just leave town for travel and not have to worry about the money.
i love having roomies. one's a girl and the other s a dude. the girl has cute friends over all the time who are instantly fair game.
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Date: July 7th, 2014 2:16 AM Author: fragrant crackhouse Not a 301. It's a pretty unique position. Some crossover with the agency's Counsel office. Did a short term assignment with Counsel. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609573&forum_id=2#25883807) |
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Date: July 6th, 2014 7:22 PM Author: federal roast beef fat ankles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609573&forum_id=2#25881384) |
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Date: July 6th, 2014 7:53 PM Author: federal roast beef fat ankles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609573&forum_id=2#25881536) |
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Date: July 7th, 2014 12:19 AM Author: Mildly autistic people who are hurt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609573&forum_id=2#25883387) |
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Date: July 28th, 2014 8:56 PM Author: fragrant crackhouse How much can you exaggerate your current fed position to get a higher grade position in a different agency? Do they do much checking if you are a current Fed? I'm in a current series (not 0905) that varries a lot depending on location/division. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609573&forum_id=2#26018071) |
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Date: July 28th, 2014 9:05 PM Author: submissive state therapy am I fukced for fed jobs if I have a misdemeanor from college? (PI) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609573&forum_id=2#26018106) |
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Date: July 28th, 2014 9:58 PM Author: fragrant crackhouse lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609573&forum_id=2#26018454) |
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