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with my doorman. I used to think, "I'd give almost a...
Vengeful flatulent tanning salon
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For me, it was being a lawnmower. They get to work outside,...
vigorous friendly grandma
  07/03/14
Puttin' the MAN in manual
diverse garrison jew
  08/21/14
I picture this as a literal lawnmower.
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  08/21/14
Me as well
Blue circlehead persian
  08/21/14
I'd rather be a fire truck
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  08/24/14
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180
Aphrodisiac Becky
  01/30/15
Caught myself staring at these dudes again yesterday, wantin...
vigorous friendly grandma
  01/27/15
how often do u catch yourself staring at doods?
Blue circlehead persian
  01/30/15
Desperate times, bro. e.g., when the alternative is staring...
vigorous friendly grandma
  01/30/15
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  08/20/14
For me, the sanitation workers who picked up the garbage. Ch...
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  08/21/14
(Extra in the film "Men at Work")
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  08/21/14
Assuming that you are the OWNER of the company that has the ...
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datejust is for the middle-aged prole.
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For me it was being a cancer patient. Free ice cream and sle...
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  08/21/14
...
soul-stirring church
  08/21/14
For me it is a homeless person, so free so carefree.
spectacular stage
  08/21/14
Every morning I see the same 3 nypd bros shooting the shit w...
vivacious house
  08/21/14
sounds good right now brotha. Sad part is these cops may mak...
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  08/21/14
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  08/24/14
TITC alternate life
Ruddy Forum
  10/07/14
I'd have made one HELL of a mailman. Just as long as they do...
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  08/24/14
(Henry Charles Bukowski)
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  10/08/14
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  10/07/14
every time i see my lawn guy i am envious of him. young dud...
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  10/07/14
There's a homeless veteran with a missing leg that panhandle...
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  10/07/14
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  10/07/14
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  10/07/14
I dream all day of being a surveyor. My buddy does this gett...
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  10/07/14
this one sounds 180
Exciting hospital
  10/08/14
No joke, I dream of living in a (camping) van down by the oc...
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  10/07/14
park ranger
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  10/07/14
I drive by a national park every morning. often see the shif...
Glittery flesh lay
  10/08/14
Seconded for mailman. I want to park and the end of the stre...
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  10/07/14
You ever check out the calves on mailmen. Perfectly sculpted...
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Tour guide in historic part of a city.
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  10/09/14
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  01/27/15
I thought this was going to be a story about leaving law,bec...
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  12/07/14
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underhanded karate
  12/07/14
wow you people are out of touch.
frisky private investor
  12/07/14
obviously if you traded jobs you'd have different and more d...
Vengeful flatulent tanning salon
  12/07/14
financial stress isn't as bad as BIGLAW stress, which is why...
bright spot
  12/07/14
the financial stress for someone who went to a top law schoo...
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  12/07/14
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  01/27/15
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Date: July 3rd, 2014 1:33 PM
Author: Vengeful flatulent tanning salon

with my doorman.

I used to think, "I'd give almost anything for a chill 9-5."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609666&forum_id=2#25864231)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: vigorous friendly grandma

For me, it was being a lawnmower. They get to work outside, get some exercise in, shoot the shit together in the shade during lunch and breaks. It's manual labor, but not that strenuous.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609666&forum_id=2#25864242)



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Date: August 21st, 2014 7:15 AM
Author: diverse garrison jew

Puttin' the MAN in manual

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609666&forum_id=2#26175307)



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Date: August 21st, 2014 9:10 AM
Author: spectacular stage

I picture this as a literal lawnmower.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609666&forum_id=2#26175609)



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Date: August 21st, 2014 10:13 AM
Author: Blue circlehead persian

Me as well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609666&forum_id=2#26175736)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 7:38 PM
Author: talented fluffy market

I'd rather be a fire truck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609666&forum_id=2#26198069)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 11:55 PM
Author: Cowardly state goyim

I wanna be a steamshovel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609666&forum_id=2#26477164)



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Date: October 8th, 2014 9:40 AM
Author: arrogant knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609666&forum_id=2#26478633)



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Date: January 27th, 2015 1:24 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring wine kitty sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609666&forum_id=2#27196814)



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Date: January 27th, 2015 1:39 PM
Author: Hairless wonderful hairy legs liquid oxygen

one summer i worked for a surveying company doing FUCKING surveys. I actually surveyed some slums in newark/harrison (the ones that got turned into the current 5 guys/parking garage)

I also surveyed some random houses in SPS jerz areas.

Best. Job. Ever.

Outside shooting the shit with dudes. Warm sun. Easy as fuk. Then go back to the office, upload all the data and crank out DAT AUTOCAD.

The only semi-hard part was this one time we surveyed a landfill. was a bit smelly. But that was still 179 (vs the standard 180).

Company has since gone out of business tho =(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609666&forum_id=2#27196905)



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Date: January 30th, 2015 12:09 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Becky

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609666&forum_id=2#27213905)



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Date: January 27th, 2015 1:46 PM
Author: vigorous friendly grandma

Caught myself staring at these dudes again yesterday, wanting to join them for pupusas under the tree outside my office instead of waiting for whatever sangwiches were leftover from the conference rooms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609666&forum_id=2#27196946)



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Date: January 30th, 2015 12:34 AM
Author: Blue circlehead persian

how often do u catch yourself staring at doods?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609666&forum_id=2#27214002)



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Date: January 30th, 2015 1:54 AM
Author: vigorous friendly grandma

Desperate times, bro. e.g., when the alternative is staring at a merger agreement, trying to summarize a 7-page indemnity provision in three bullets for some PE jerkoff who makes 10x what I do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609666&forum_id=2#27214240)



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Date: August 20th, 2014 11:01 PM
Author: Godawful house-broken generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609666&forum_id=2#26173528)



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Date: August 21st, 2014 7:22 AM
Author: boyish brilliant hall organic girlfriend

For me, the sanitation workers who picked up the garbage. Chill 8 hours and overtime. You could rack in $100k with overtime after 5 years easily literally no stress just picking up garbage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609666&forum_id=2#26175312)



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Date: August 21st, 2014 9:58 AM
Author: passionate ivory native dragon

(Extra in the film "Men at Work")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609666&forum_id=2#26175693)



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Date: January 27th, 2015 1:25 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring wine kitty sound barrier

Assuming that you are the OWNER of the company that has the contract and you have contracts with MULTIPLE buildings.

THe individual workers are making $10/hr to work 4hr shifts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609666&forum_id=2#27196818)



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Date: August 21st, 2014 7:55 AM
Author: At-the-ready pale indian lodge

Not flame for me it was to be homeless. Get a good sleeping bag, some regular restaurants who'd give me leftovers and read in public libraries, wander the gulf coast, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609666&forum_id=2#26175386)



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Date: January 25th, 2015 10:46 PM
Author: silver racy juggernaut degenerate

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609666&forum_id=2#27186708)



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Date: August 21st, 2014 8:14 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle love of her life casino

I dream about working the register at the deli in the lobby of my building. Or replacing the dude who works at my dry cleaners (owners' only son, NOWAG, but built with tattoos and rocks a nice datejust Rolex).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609666&forum_id=2#26175451)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 9:03 PM
Author: dun violent institution party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609666&forum_id=2#26475707)



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Date: October 8th, 2014 9:42 AM
Author: supple amber whorehouse corn cake

datejust is for the middle-aged prole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609666&forum_id=2#26478637)



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Date: August 21st, 2014 9:04 AM
Author: Sapphire fantasy-prone therapy orchestra pit

For me it was being a cancer patient. Free ice cream and sleep all day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609666&forum_id=2#26175596)



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Date: August 21st, 2014 9:17 AM
Author: soul-stirring church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609666&forum_id=2#26175625)



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Date: August 21st, 2014 9:11 AM
Author: spectacular stage

For me it is a homeless person, so free so carefree.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609666&forum_id=2#26175610)



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Date: August 21st, 2014 9:14 AM
Author: vivacious house

Every morning I see the same 3 nypd bros shooting the shit while vigilantly protecting the outdoor plaza underneath my office building. How I envy these brothers, sipping their free Dunkin, waiting until 4 pm to ride the train home to queens where they will be greeted by their cgwbt wives and a lasagna.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609666&forum_id=2#26175618)



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Date: August 21st, 2014 10:16 AM
Author: drab motley bawdyhouse

sounds good right now brotha. Sad part is these cops may make more than me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609666&forum_id=2#26175738)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 9:36 PM
Author: marvelous canary puppy stag film

Yeah the NYPD lifestyle always looked pretty damn nice to me as I did the zombie walk into my biglaw office building.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609666&forum_id=2#26475970)



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Date: January 27th, 2015 1:21 PM
Author: obsidian cruise ship

this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609666&forum_id=2#27196796)



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Date: August 21st, 2014 9:43 AM
Author: Disturbing Galvanic Resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609666&forum_id=2#26175662)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 10:53 AM
Author: mentally impaired unholy school

i thought bus or subway driver or taxi dood. i like driving.

i guess i could be an uber driver at night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609666&forum_id=2#26195300)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 11:46 PM
Author: Ruddy Forum

TITC alternate life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609666&forum_id=2#26477093)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 10:55 AM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Beady-eyed Fat Ankles Wagecucks

I'd have made one HELL of a mailman. Just as long as they don't randomly drug test.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609666&forum_id=2#26195306)



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Date: October 8th, 2014 9:37 AM
Author: Ruddy Forum

(Henry Charles Bukowski)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609666&forum_id=2#26478624)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 8:00 PM
Author: Vengeful flatulent tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609666&forum_id=2#26475124)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 8:59 PM
Author: Hairraiser mischievous dopamine

every time i see my lawn guy i am envious of him. young dude, has a truck and a trailer and two or three of his idiot friends working for him. workin hard but outside and minimal stress.

i dream every single day about buying a used truck and a small fifth wheel trailer and just driving around the country camping and eating beans out of a can, my trusty hound beside me on my daily hikes.

i honestly cannot believe i became a lawyer with my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609666&forum_id=2#26475672)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 9:27 PM
Author: Excitant crawly striped hyena stead

There's a homeless veteran with a missing leg that panhandles on a median I walk past on my way to work. He just rakes it in. Best part: all of it is tax free

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609666&forum_id=2#26475918)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 9:39 PM
Author: marvelous canary puppy stag film

Way to assume the worst of this guy who in all likelihood is a veteran of our great nation's military.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609666&forum_id=2#26475994)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 9:29 PM
Author: impressive brunch

My partner has a STEM PhD and has a job I could do drunk and high. Life's just not fair d00d.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609666&forum_id=2#26475927)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 9:35 PM
Author: Emerald sexy trailer park gay wizard

I dream all day of being a surveyor. My buddy does this getting paid $28 per hour time and half for over 40 hours and gets to just chill in the woods all day. Works 7-3.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609666&forum_id=2#26475962)



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Date: October 8th, 2014 9:50 AM
Author: Exciting hospital

this one sounds 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609666&forum_id=2#26478661)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 9:38 PM
Author: Disgusting fanboi skinny woman

No joke, I dream of living in a (camping) van down by the ocean with my puppydood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609666&forum_id=2#26475982)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 11:12 PM
Author: demanding den weed whacker

park ranger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609666&forum_id=2#26476781)



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Date: October 8th, 2014 9:53 AM
Author: Glittery flesh lay

I drive by a national park every morning. often see the shift change. I wil lsay that grown men with backpacks in that park ranger outfit walking home from work look a bit silly. maybe it works better if you're in the country and not a city

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609666&forum_id=2#26478670)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 11:43 PM
Author: Self-absorbed aromatic shrine place of business

Seconded for mailman. I want to park and the end of the street and walk though. None of this driving from house to house bullshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609666&forum_id=2#26477068)



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Date: October 8th, 2014 9:45 AM
Author: Emerald sexy trailer park gay wizard

You ever check out the calves on mailmen. Perfectly sculpted from all that walking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609666&forum_id=2#26478645)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:14 AM
Author: Azure school cafeteria queen of the night

Tour guide in historic part of a city.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609666&forum_id=2#26484878)



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Date: January 27th, 2015 1:26 PM
Author: obsidian cruise ship

there was a walking tour guy I'd see by grand central often. made me shake with jealousy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609666&forum_id=2#27196826)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:57 PM
Author: Naked location

I thought this was going to be a story about leaving law,becoming a day trader or stock broker or something, and realizing law wasn't that bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609666&forum_id=2#26488708)



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Date: December 7th, 2014 11:57 AM
Author: Vengeful flatulent tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609666&forum_id=2#26878251)



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Date: December 7th, 2014 12:52 PM
Author: bright spot

For me it was the after-hours cleaning crew. Bunch of Mexicans who would bring their families along half the time and just play music and be laughing as they cleaned. Seemed so carefree and enjoyable. The contrast as I looked from them to an angry fuck you e-mail sent by a partner at 11:21 pm from his iPhone was enough to make me sob.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609666&forum_id=2#26878667)



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Date: December 7th, 2014 12:54 PM
Author: underhanded karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609666&forum_id=2#26878688)



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Date: December 7th, 2014 1:00 PM
Author: frisky private investor

wow you people are out of touch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609666&forum_id=2#26878731)



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Date: December 7th, 2014 1:01 PM
Author: Vengeful flatulent tanning salon

obviously if you traded jobs you'd have different and more dire stressors - like rent, health insurance etc. But biglaw stress is mind-warping in its own way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609666&forum_id=2#26878739)



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Date: December 7th, 2014 1:13 PM
Author: bright spot

financial stress isn't as bad as BIGLAW stress, which is why no one regrets leaving BIGLAW even when they make far less $$ or even go unemployed for a time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609666&forum_id=2#26878829)



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Date: December 7th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: Vengeful flatulent tanning salon

the financial stress for someone who went to a top law school and worked biglaw isnt terrible. I bet the financial stress for a mexican building cleaner supporting 4 kids and living in a 1Br in the bronx is pretty bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609666&forum_id=2#26878855)



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Date: December 7th, 2014 2:01 PM
Author: bright spot

I dunno man Mexicans usually have deep family ties. So the financial stress for a household is usually borne by several people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609666&forum_id=2#26879104)



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Date: December 7th, 2014 1:08 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy rigpig new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609666&forum_id=2#26878794)



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Date: January 6th, 2015 9:25 PM
Author: underhanded karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609666&forum_id=2#27068852)



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Date: January 25th, 2015 10:43 PM
Author: Vengeful flatulent tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609666&forum_id=2#27186695)



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Date: January 27th, 2015 1:22 PM
Author: obsidian cruise ship

My dream was the Sandhog's Union. Hard work, but building tunnels and train stations seemed so alpha and meaningful compared to the biglaw paper bs I shat out 15hrs a day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609666&forum_id=2#27196803)



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Date: January 27th, 2015 3:56 PM
Author: Curious Nudist Ape

it's not the money but the loss of status that risk averse xo dorks couldn't cope with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609666&forum_id=2#27197888)



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Date: January 30th, 2015 12:16 AM
Author: Electric Sable Telephone

For me it was being a prisoner in a concentration camp. Just chill out and lose some weight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609666&forum_id=2#27213937)



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Date: January 30th, 2015 1:50 AM
Author: heady selfie

See the problem with you fucks, and I say fucks not because I want to insult you but because you make me sad, is that you want a job.

You WANT to work for someone else?

Are you fucking stupid? Why? You were smart enough to be a lawyer and so you are defintely smart enough not to work for anyone but yourself.

Be a lawnmower? Nah, own the lawnmowers.

Be a trash collector? Nah, own the sanitation company.

Work as Mexican? Nah, own the restaurant.

The fuck are you guys thinking. Bunch of faggots who are too gifted and dont have the balls to hustle and make a $. The bum on the street has the right idea. He goes str8 up asks you for a dollar. He probably has more business sense than you. If only he had the scale, and could ask 1M at the sametime, oh, and wants a drug addict, he'd be rich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609666&forum_id=2#27214232)