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Jesus fucking Christ. Jones Day needs new letterhead.

Look at that fucking text-vomit mess. http://abovethelaw....
fragrant fuchsia kitchen
  07/03/14
It's classy, bro.
Mauve church building milk
  07/03/14
It's trash.
fragrant fuchsia kitchen
  07/03/14
hows JDNEW?
Electric Menage
  05/22/16
Dear OP, Your use of Jones Day's service mark in your tit...
canary point
  07/03/14
>Marvin G. Boomerfuck III, Esq. we also would have acc...
Harsh orchestra pit dysfunction
  04/01/16
this thread will closely monitored
Angry Narrow-minded Public Bath Selfie
  07/03/14
Aw, fuck.
fragrant fuchsia kitchen
  07/03/14
Dear Sir, Please monitor your posts for typos. Thank
zippy immigrant
  07/03/14
fuck
Angry Narrow-minded Public Bath Selfie
  07/03/14
lmao
Adventurous affirmative action
  03/31/16
...
Embarrassed To The Bone Legend
  03/31/16
partner author went cleveland state b.a. > j.d. OH WHAT S...
Puce talking institution gaping
  07/03/14
He really let his scholarly flag fly with that preemptive pw...
canary point
  07/03/14
EDIT: Website's response http://www.eff.org/files/2014/06...
blue well-lubricated place of business lettuce
  07/03/14
dat motherfucking s unnnnnggghhhh
Hateful Tanning Salon
  07/03/14
...
Thirsty headpube office
  07/03/14
...
blue well-lubricated place of business lettuce
  07/03/14
Kevyn Orr is a former Jones day partner...they rep him as a ...
ruddy heaven
  07/03/14
TBF the reply was on behalf of Orr
blue well-lubricated place of business lettuce
  07/03/14
Actually the reply is on behalf of whoever runs the anti-Orr...
canary point
  07/03/14
no, the original letter is on behalf of orr
ruddy heaven
  07/03/14
OH WHAT A TANGLED WEB
blue well-lubricated place of business lettuce
  07/03/14
No, it was on behalf of Jones Day itself
Thirsty headpube office
  07/03/14
pwned
Angry Narrow-minded Public Bath Selfie
  07/03/14
pwned
Disturbing hall newt
  07/03/14
Author is a YLS grad and sponsored by Mark Cuban. http://...
lascivious walnut theater black woman
  07/03/14
yeah how incredibly prefigious
blue well-lubricated place of business lettuce
  07/03/14
P.S. Eat shit and die
180 Mint Trust Fund Church
  07/03/14
just the right amount of snark, too.
nighttime trailer park mood
  03/31/16
Way too wordy but otherwise credited
sadistic fiercely-loyal spot chad
  03/31/16
Lol at the "govern yourself accordingly" pseudo bu...
nighttime trailer park mood
  07/03/14
letterhead is fine. thread is retarded.
dull brunch
  07/03/14
(jones day summer associate)
dull brunch
  07/03/14
did you forget to log out dumbass?
lascivious walnut theater black woman
  07/03/14
Heh.
fragrant fuchsia kitchen
  07/03/14
...
Hairraiser mildly autistic ceo
  07/03/14
...
fragrant fuchsia kitchen
  03/31/16
pwn
Racy Slate School Cafeteria Legal Warrant
  03/31/16
...
Adventurous affirmative action
  03/31/16
...
exhilarant boiling water background story
  03/31/16
What the fuck?
Wonderful milky step-uncle's house mad cow disease
  03/31/16
...
Wonderful milky step-uncle's house mad cow disease
  05/22/16
Lol Love it when this happens
slimy wagecucks
  05/22/16
LOL
red sex offender
  05/22/16
rofffffffl
gold buck-toothed school
  05/22/16
...
floppy unhinged stead psychic
  05/22/16
...
carnelian supple mexican athletic conference
  05/22/16
"letterhead is fine." If you have the aesthetic...
fragrant fuchsia kitchen
  07/03/14
skadden uses something that looks like comic sans, its like ...
Sooty Indian Lodge Boistinker
  07/03/14
...
Deranged Citrine Marketing Idea
  03/31/16
lol at a jew with the last name "Ducatman" you can...
Soul-stirring insane box office depressive
  03/31/16
lol
misanthropic pontificating business firm
  03/31/16
I was expecting their ugly blue logo smacked on the top. Wt...
Irate Massive Gunner Abode
  03/31/16
It will never overcome the DLA Piper Global Law Firm juggern...
fragrant fuchsia kitchen
  03/31/16
[recently stealthed Alkhobar of counsel]
zippy immigrant
  05/22/16
Lol at Jones Day bullying around some poor dood with a shitt...
razzle-dazzle quadroon space
  03/31/16
Origination credit is powerful, bro.
Mauve church building milk
  03/31/16
I was expecting something much worse Wachtell letterhead ...
Primrose Overrated National Faggotry
  03/31/16
this is a really narcissistic profession
razzle-dazzle quadroon space
  03/31/16
Cleary does this, too (or at least used to back in the mid-a...
Mauve church building milk
  03/31/16
Wow, not flame: http://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/92...
vigorous lodge
  03/31/16
just your average suburban grocery store clerk looking up co...
cocky chestnut center
  04/23/16
Lol
Twinkling know-it-all reading party
  05/22/16
...
Electric Menage
  05/22/16
...
Medicated whorehouse
  05/22/16
Wow, lots of jewish-sounding names on that list! THAT'S a s...
impertinent glittery coffee pot hunting ground
  05/22/16
lol at lawrence pedowitz
lilac stage
  05/22/16
"call me larry hehe"
Medicated whorehouse
  05/22/16
...
fragrant fuchsia kitchen
  05/24/16
And henceforth, butter boy and his gaped boistinker was neve...
red sex offender
  05/22/16
having the doc number at the top seems TTT to me
razzle turdskin university
  05/22/16
seconded. that stood out and bugged me.
gold buck-toothed school
  05/22/16


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Date: July 3rd, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: fragrant fuchsia kitchen

Look at that fucking text-vomit mess.

http://abovethelaw.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/Letter-1-600x766.jpg



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25864393)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 2:02 PM
Author: Mauve church building milk

It's classy, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25864400)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 2:09 PM
Author: fragrant fuchsia kitchen

It's trash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25864440)



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 10:08 PM
Author: Electric Menage

hows JDNEW?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30535782)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 2:05 PM
Author: canary point

Dear OP,

Your use of Jones Day's service mark in your title is not authorized. Please edit the title of your thread promptly to remove your infringing use of the mark. Your conduct will be closely monitored.

Sincerely,

Marvin G. Boomerfuck III, Esq.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25864421)



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Date: April 1st, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: Harsh orchestra pit dysfunction

>Marvin G. Boomerfuck III, Esq.

we also would have accepted Mortimer David Kikenstein, Jr., Esq.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30182121)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: Angry Narrow-minded Public Bath Selfie

this thread will closely monitored

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25864424)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 2:09 PM
Author: fragrant fuchsia kitchen

Aw, fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25864438)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 2:09 PM
Author: zippy immigrant

Dear Sir,

Please monitor your posts for typos.

Thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25864442)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 2:15 PM
Author: Angry Narrow-minded Public Bath Selfie

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25864463)



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Date: March 31st, 2016 7:28 PM
Author: Adventurous affirmative action

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30178225)



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Date: March 31st, 2016 7:32 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30178240)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 2:10 PM
Author: Puce talking institution gaping

partner author went cleveland state b.a. > j.d. OH WHAT SCHOLARSHIP!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25864443)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: canary point

He really let his scholarly flag fly with that preemptive pwning on the copyright act's fair use defense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25864453)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: blue well-lubricated place of business lettuce

EDIT: Website's response

http://www.eff.org/files/2014/06/24/5-23-14_letter_to_robert_p._ducatman.pdf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25864449)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 2:17 PM
Author: Hateful Tanning Salon

dat motherfucking s unnnnnggghhhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25864473)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 2:18 PM
Author: Thirsty headpube office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25864476)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 2:20 PM
Author: blue well-lubricated place of business lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25864483)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 2:21 PM
Author: ruddy heaven

Kevyn Orr is a former Jones day partner...they rep him as a lawyer for the city of detroit in BK court

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25864491)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 2:24 PM
Author: blue well-lubricated place of business lettuce

TBF the reply was on behalf of Orr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25864505)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 2:46 PM
Author: canary point

Actually the reply is on behalf of whoever runs the anti-Orr website

Would be pretty 180 metaflame if Orr was trolling himself though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25864635)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 2:47 PM
Author: ruddy heaven

no, the original letter is on behalf of orr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25864638)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 2:50 PM
Author: blue well-lubricated place of business lettuce

OH WHAT A TANGLED WEB

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25864646)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 3:25 PM
Author: Thirsty headpube office

No, it was on behalf of Jones Day itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25864822)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: Angry Narrow-minded Public Bath Selfie

pwned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25864625)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 2:55 PM
Author: Disturbing hall newt

pwned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25864661)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: lascivious walnut theater black woman

Author is a YLS grad and sponsored by Mark Cuban.

http://www.eff.org/about/staff/daniel-nazer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25864817)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 3:45 PM
Author: blue well-lubricated place of business lettuce

yeah how incredibly prefigious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25864903)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 10:26 PM
Author: 180 Mint Trust Fund Church

P.S. Eat shit and die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25867087)



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Date: March 31st, 2016 7:30 PM
Author: nighttime trailer park mood

just the right amount of snark, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30178232)



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Date: March 31st, 2016 8:10 PM
Author: sadistic fiercely-loyal spot chad

Way too wordy but otherwise credited

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30178413)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 3:14 PM
Author: nighttime trailer park mood

Lol at the "govern yourself accordingly" pseudo bullshit threats. Lol at lawyers. Lol at our profession

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25864766)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 4:26 PM
Author: dull brunch

letterhead is fine. thread is retarded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25865136)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 4:27 PM
Author: dull brunch

(jones day summer associate)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25865140)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 4:31 PM
Author: lascivious walnut theater black woman

did you forget to log out dumbass?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25865171)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: fragrant fuchsia kitchen

Heh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25865211)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 10:52 PM
Author: Hairraiser mildly autistic ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25867195)



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Date: March 31st, 2016 8:14 PM
Author: fragrant fuchsia kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30178437)



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Date: March 31st, 2016 8:17 PM
Author: Racy Slate School Cafeteria Legal Warrant

pwn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30178460)



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Date: March 31st, 2016 8:30 PM
Author: Adventurous affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30178567)



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Date: March 31st, 2016 8:33 PM
Author: exhilarant boiling water background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30178586)



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Date: March 31st, 2016 8:38 PM
Author: Wonderful milky step-uncle's house mad cow disease

What the fuck?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30178643)



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 7:51 PM
Author: Wonderful milky step-uncle's house mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30534766)



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 7:55 PM
Author: slimy wagecucks

Lol

Love it when this happens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30534787)



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 8:00 PM
Author: red sex offender

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30534821)



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 8:23 PM
Author: gold buck-toothed school

rofffffffl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30534934)



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 8:57 PM
Author: floppy unhinged stead psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30535185)



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 10:12 PM
Author: carnelian supple mexican athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30535824)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: fragrant fuchsia kitchen

"letterhead is fine."

If you have the aesthetic sensibilities of a senior citizen of counsel attorney.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25865206)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 10:29 PM
Author: Sooty Indian Lodge Boistinker

skadden uses something that looks like comic sans, its like wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25867105)



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Date: March 31st, 2016 7:27 PM
Author: Deranged Citrine Marketing Idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30178222)



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Date: March 31st, 2016 7:35 PM
Author: Soul-stirring insane box office depressive

lol at a jew with the last name "Ducatman" you cant make this shit up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30178248)



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Date: March 31st, 2016 8:17 PM
Author: misanthropic pontificating business firm

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30178459)



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Date: March 31st, 2016 7:39 PM
Author: Irate Massive Gunner Abode

I was expecting their ugly blue logo smacked on the top. Wtf is wrong with this?

The footer is the most objectionable part, and while I used to hate how firms listed their offices on their letterhead, after a couple of years of practice I realized that retard clients love having an office close by. Jones Day might as well market its McDonald's-esque franchising for all it's worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30178261)



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Date: March 31st, 2016 8:16 PM
Author: fragrant fuchsia kitchen

It will never overcome the DLA Piper Global Law Firm juggernaut.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30178450)



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 9:02 PM
Author: zippy immigrant

[recently stealthed Alkhobar of counsel]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30535214)



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Date: March 31st, 2016 8:29 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle quadroon space

Lol at Jones Day bullying around some poor dood with a shitty parody website. Jfc at this profession

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30178552)



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Date: March 31st, 2016 9:07 PM
Author: Mauve church building milk

Origination credit is powerful, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30178907)



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Date: March 31st, 2016 8:35 PM
Author: Primrose Overrated National Faggotry

I was expecting something much worse

Wachtell letterhead still includes all partner's names, so that literally takes up half the page

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30178610)



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Date: March 31st, 2016 8:38 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle quadroon space

this is a really narcissistic profession

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30178638)



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Date: March 31st, 2016 9:10 PM
Author: Mauve church building milk

Cleary does this, too (or at least used to back in the mid-aughts). Used to seeing it in small town shit law and/or passed-down-from-grandpop practices.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30178941)



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Date: March 31st, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: vigorous lodge

Wow, not flame:

http://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/929351/000095012310110206/y87849c1y8784908.gif

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30178991)



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Date: April 23rd, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: cocky chestnut center

just your average suburban grocery store clerk looking up corporate filings on EDGAR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30331306)



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: Twinkling know-it-all reading party

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30535031)



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: Electric Menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30535793)



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 10:02 PM
Author: Medicated whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30535741)



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 7:56 PM
Author: impertinent glittery coffee pot hunting ground

Wow, lots of jewish-sounding names on that list! THAT'S a surprise!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30534791)



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 8:51 PM
Author: lilac stage

lol at lawrence pedowitz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30535139)



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: Medicated whorehouse

"call me larry hehe"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30535742)



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Date: May 24th, 2016 3:03 PM
Author: fragrant fuchsia kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30548199)



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 8:02 PM
Author: red sex offender

And henceforth, butter boy and his gaped boistinker was never seen again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30534834)



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: razzle turdskin university

having the doc number at the top seems TTT to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30535041)



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 9:03 PM
Author: gold buck-toothed school

seconded. that stood out and bugged me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30535228)