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Jesus fucking Christ. Jones Day needs new letterhead.

Look at that fucking text-vomit mess. http://abovethelaw....
fiercely-loyal senate
  07/03/14
It's classy, bro.
Concupiscible stock car
  07/03/14
It's trash.
fiercely-loyal senate
  07/03/14
hows JDNEW?
house-broken titillating kitchen
  05/22/16
Dear OP, Your use of Jones Day's service mark in your tit...
mildly autistic irradiated ratface lay
  07/03/14
>Marvin G. Boomerfuck III, Esq. we also would have acc...
Ruddy stain
  04/01/16
this thread will closely monitored
coral bearded orchestra pit
  07/03/14
Aw, fuck.
fiercely-loyal senate
  07/03/14
Dear Sir, Please monitor your posts for typos. Thank
Lake abusive coldplay fan
  07/03/14
fuck
coral bearded orchestra pit
  07/03/14
lmao
Soul-stirring Hateful Crackhouse Internal Respiration
  03/31/16
...
Sable Razzle Ticket Booth
  03/31/16
partner author went cleveland state b.a. > j.d. OH WHAT S...
floppy mint giraffe faggot firefighter
  07/03/14
He really let his scholarly flag fly with that preemptive pw...
mildly autistic irradiated ratface lay
  07/03/14
EDIT: Website's response http://www.eff.org/files/2014/06...
Chrome vivacious lettuce
  07/03/14
dat motherfucking s unnnnnggghhhh
Bateful corn cake french chef
  07/03/14
...
hairraiser ungodly menage roast beef
  07/03/14
...
Chrome vivacious lettuce
  07/03/14
Kevyn Orr is a former Jones day partner...they rep him as a ...
Tan Cumskin Travel Guidebook
  07/03/14
TBF the reply was on behalf of Orr
Chrome vivacious lettuce
  07/03/14
Actually the reply is on behalf of whoever runs the anti-Orr...
mildly autistic irradiated ratface lay
  07/03/14
no, the original letter is on behalf of orr
Tan Cumskin Travel Guidebook
  07/03/14
OH WHAT A TANGLED WEB
Chrome vivacious lettuce
  07/03/14
No, it was on behalf of Jones Day itself
hairraiser ungodly menage roast beef
  07/03/14
pwned
coral bearded orchestra pit
  07/03/14
pwned
ivory indecent boltzmann
  07/03/14
Author is a YLS grad and sponsored by Mark Cuban. http://...
stirring disturbing principal's office pervert
  07/03/14
yeah how incredibly prefigious
Chrome vivacious lettuce
  07/03/14
P.S. Eat shit and die
Beady-eyed church building round eye
  07/03/14
just the right amount of snark, too.
Histrionic Codepig
  03/31/16
Way too wordy but otherwise credited
pungent immigrant
  03/31/16
Lol at the "govern yourself accordingly" pseudo bu...
Histrionic Codepig
  07/03/14
letterhead is fine. thread is retarded.
rebellious diverse reading party knife
  07/03/14
(jones day summer associate)
rebellious diverse reading party knife
  07/03/14
did you forget to log out dumbass?
stirring disturbing principal's office pervert
  07/03/14
Heh.
fiercely-loyal senate
  07/03/14
...
Excitant church police squad
  07/03/14
...
fiercely-loyal senate
  03/31/16
pwn
Amethyst Juggernaut
  03/31/16
...
Soul-stirring Hateful Crackhouse Internal Respiration
  03/31/16
...
out-of-control hairy legs
  03/31/16
What the fuck?
low-t pearl twinkling uncleanness mental disorder
  03/31/16
...
low-t pearl twinkling uncleanness mental disorder
  05/22/16
Lol Love it when this happens
gay know-it-all laser beams
  05/22/16
LOL
black really tough guy
  05/22/16
rofffffffl
Plum disrespectful gaming laptop heaven
  05/22/16
...
Lascivious Regret
  05/22/16
...
vibrant primrose jap
  05/22/16
"letterhead is fine." If you have the aesthetic...
fiercely-loyal senate
  07/03/14
skadden uses something that looks like comic sans, its like ...
Violent flirting national
  07/03/14
...
Exciting trailer park
  03/31/16
lol at a jew with the last name "Ducatman" you can...
Chartreuse Angry Library
  03/31/16
lol
Wonderful base
  03/31/16
I was expecting their ugly blue logo smacked on the top. Wt...
sticky honey-headed philosopher-king partner
  03/31/16
It will never overcome the DLA Piper Global Law Firm juggern...
fiercely-loyal senate
  03/31/16
[recently stealthed Alkhobar of counsel]
Lake abusive coldplay fan
  05/22/16
Lol at Jones Day bullying around some poor dood with a shitt...
flesh stead preventive strike
  03/31/16
Origination credit is powerful, bro.
Concupiscible stock car
  03/31/16
I was expecting something much worse Wachtell letterhead ...
high-end resort
  03/31/16
this is a really narcissistic profession
flesh stead preventive strike
  03/31/16
Cleary does this, too (or at least used to back in the mid-a...
Concupiscible stock car
  03/31/16
Wow, not flame: http://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/92...
french bbw
  03/31/16
just your average suburban grocery store clerk looking up co...
Chocolate degenerate
  04/23/16
Lol
Avocado Cracking Nursing Home
  05/22/16
...
house-broken titillating kitchen
  05/22/16
...
alcoholic weed whacker death wish
  05/22/16
Wow, lots of jewish-sounding names on that list! THAT'S a s...
Dashing affirmative action
  05/22/16
lol at lawrence pedowitz
Domesticated telephone filthpig
  05/22/16
"call me larry hehe"
alcoholic weed whacker death wish
  05/22/16
...
fiercely-loyal senate
  05/24/16
And henceforth, butter boy and his gaped boistinker was neve...
black really tough guy
  05/22/16
having the doc number at the top seems TTT to me
Sapphire school cafeteria
  05/22/16
seconded. that stood out and bugged me.
Plum disrespectful gaming laptop heaven
  05/22/16


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Date: July 3rd, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal senate

Look at that fucking text-vomit mess.

http://abovethelaw.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/Letter-1-600x766.jpg



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25864393)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 2:02 PM
Author: Concupiscible stock car

It's classy, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25864400)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 2:09 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal senate

It's trash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25864440)



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 10:08 PM
Author: house-broken titillating kitchen

hows JDNEW?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30535782)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 2:05 PM
Author: mildly autistic irradiated ratface lay

Dear OP,

Your use of Jones Day's service mark in your title is not authorized. Please edit the title of your thread promptly to remove your infringing use of the mark. Your conduct will be closely monitored.

Sincerely,

Marvin G. Boomerfuck III, Esq.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25864421)



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Date: April 1st, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: Ruddy stain

>Marvin G. Boomerfuck III, Esq.

we also would have accepted Mortimer David Kikenstein, Jr., Esq.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30182121)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: coral bearded orchestra pit

this thread will closely monitored

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25864424)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 2:09 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal senate

Aw, fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25864438)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 2:09 PM
Author: Lake abusive coldplay fan

Dear Sir,

Please monitor your posts for typos.

Thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25864442)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 2:15 PM
Author: coral bearded orchestra pit

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25864463)



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Date: March 31st, 2016 7:28 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Hateful Crackhouse Internal Respiration

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30178225)



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Date: March 31st, 2016 7:32 PM
Author: Sable Razzle Ticket Booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30178240)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 2:10 PM
Author: floppy mint giraffe faggot firefighter

partner author went cleveland state b.a. > j.d. OH WHAT SCHOLARSHIP!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25864443)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: mildly autistic irradiated ratface lay

He really let his scholarly flag fly with that preemptive pwning on the copyright act's fair use defense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25864453)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: Chrome vivacious lettuce

EDIT: Website's response

http://www.eff.org/files/2014/06/24/5-23-14_letter_to_robert_p._ducatman.pdf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25864449)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 2:17 PM
Author: Bateful corn cake french chef

dat motherfucking s unnnnnggghhhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25864473)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 2:18 PM
Author: hairraiser ungodly menage roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25864476)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 2:20 PM
Author: Chrome vivacious lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25864483)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 2:21 PM
Author: Tan Cumskin Travel Guidebook

Kevyn Orr is a former Jones day partner...they rep him as a lawyer for the city of detroit in BK court

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25864491)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 2:24 PM
Author: Chrome vivacious lettuce

TBF the reply was on behalf of Orr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25864505)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 2:46 PM
Author: mildly autistic irradiated ratface lay

Actually the reply is on behalf of whoever runs the anti-Orr website

Would be pretty 180 metaflame if Orr was trolling himself though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25864635)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 2:47 PM
Author: Tan Cumskin Travel Guidebook

no, the original letter is on behalf of orr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25864638)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 2:50 PM
Author: Chrome vivacious lettuce

OH WHAT A TANGLED WEB

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25864646)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 3:25 PM
Author: hairraiser ungodly menage roast beef

No, it was on behalf of Jones Day itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25864822)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: coral bearded orchestra pit

pwned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25864625)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 2:55 PM
Author: ivory indecent boltzmann

pwned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25864661)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: stirring disturbing principal's office pervert

Author is a YLS grad and sponsored by Mark Cuban.

http://www.eff.org/about/staff/daniel-nazer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25864817)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 3:45 PM
Author: Chrome vivacious lettuce

yeah how incredibly prefigious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25864903)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 10:26 PM
Author: Beady-eyed church building round eye

P.S. Eat shit and die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25867087)



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Date: March 31st, 2016 7:30 PM
Author: Histrionic Codepig

just the right amount of snark, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30178232)



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Date: March 31st, 2016 8:10 PM
Author: pungent immigrant

Way too wordy but otherwise credited

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30178413)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 3:14 PM
Author: Histrionic Codepig

Lol at the "govern yourself accordingly" pseudo bullshit threats. Lol at lawyers. Lol at our profession

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25864766)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 4:26 PM
Author: rebellious diverse reading party knife

letterhead is fine. thread is retarded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25865136)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 4:27 PM
Author: rebellious diverse reading party knife

(jones day summer associate)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25865140)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 4:31 PM
Author: stirring disturbing principal's office pervert

did you forget to log out dumbass?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25865171)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal senate

Heh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25865211)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 10:52 PM
Author: Excitant church police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25867195)



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Date: March 31st, 2016 8:14 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30178437)



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Date: March 31st, 2016 8:17 PM
Author: Amethyst Juggernaut

pwn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30178460)



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Date: March 31st, 2016 8:30 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Hateful Crackhouse Internal Respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30178567)



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Date: March 31st, 2016 8:33 PM
Author: out-of-control hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30178586)



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Date: March 31st, 2016 8:38 PM
Author: low-t pearl twinkling uncleanness mental disorder

What the fuck?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30178643)



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 7:51 PM
Author: low-t pearl twinkling uncleanness mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30534766)



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 7:55 PM
Author: gay know-it-all laser beams

Lol

Love it when this happens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30534787)



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 8:00 PM
Author: black really tough guy

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30534821)



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 8:23 PM
Author: Plum disrespectful gaming laptop heaven

rofffffffl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30534934)



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 8:57 PM
Author: Lascivious Regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30535185)



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 10:12 PM
Author: vibrant primrose jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30535824)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal senate

"letterhead is fine."

If you have the aesthetic sensibilities of a senior citizen of counsel attorney.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25865206)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 10:29 PM
Author: Violent flirting national

skadden uses something that looks like comic sans, its like wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25867105)



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Date: March 31st, 2016 7:27 PM
Author: Exciting trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30178222)



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Date: March 31st, 2016 7:35 PM
Author: Chartreuse Angry Library

lol at a jew with the last name "Ducatman" you cant make this shit up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30178248)



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Date: March 31st, 2016 8:17 PM
Author: Wonderful base

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30178459)



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Date: March 31st, 2016 7:39 PM
Author: sticky honey-headed philosopher-king partner

I was expecting their ugly blue logo smacked on the top. Wtf is wrong with this?

The footer is the most objectionable part, and while I used to hate how firms listed their offices on their letterhead, after a couple of years of practice I realized that retard clients love having an office close by. Jones Day might as well market its McDonald's-esque franchising for all it's worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30178261)



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Date: March 31st, 2016 8:16 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal senate

It will never overcome the DLA Piper Global Law Firm juggernaut.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30178450)



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 9:02 PM
Author: Lake abusive coldplay fan

[recently stealthed Alkhobar of counsel]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30535214)



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Date: March 31st, 2016 8:29 PM
Author: flesh stead preventive strike

Lol at Jones Day bullying around some poor dood with a shitty parody website. Jfc at this profession

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30178552)



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Date: March 31st, 2016 9:07 PM
Author: Concupiscible stock car

Origination credit is powerful, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30178907)



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Date: March 31st, 2016 8:35 PM
Author: high-end resort

I was expecting something much worse

Wachtell letterhead still includes all partner's names, so that literally takes up half the page

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30178610)



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Date: March 31st, 2016 8:38 PM
Author: flesh stead preventive strike

this is a really narcissistic profession

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30178638)



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Date: March 31st, 2016 9:10 PM
Author: Concupiscible stock car

Cleary does this, too (or at least used to back in the mid-aughts). Used to seeing it in small town shit law and/or passed-down-from-grandpop practices.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30178941)



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Date: March 31st, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: french bbw

Wow, not flame:

http://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/929351/000095012310110206/y87849c1y8784908.gif

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30178991)



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Date: April 23rd, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: Chocolate degenerate

just your average suburban grocery store clerk looking up corporate filings on EDGAR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30331306)



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: Avocado Cracking Nursing Home

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30535031)



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: house-broken titillating kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30535793)



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 10:02 PM
Author: alcoholic weed whacker death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30535741)



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 7:56 PM
Author: Dashing affirmative action

Wow, lots of jewish-sounding names on that list! THAT'S a surprise!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30534791)



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 8:51 PM
Author: Domesticated telephone filthpig

lol at lawrence pedowitz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30535139)



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: alcoholic weed whacker death wish

"call me larry hehe"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30535742)



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Date: May 24th, 2016 3:03 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30548199)



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 8:02 PM
Author: black really tough guy

And henceforth, butter boy and his gaped boistinker was never seen again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30534834)



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: Sapphire school cafeteria

having the doc number at the top seems TTT to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30535041)



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 9:03 PM
Author: Plum disrespectful gaming laptop heaven

seconded. that stood out and bugged me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30535228)