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Jesus fucking Christ. Jones Day needs new letterhead.

Look at that fucking text-vomit mess. http://abovethelaw....
Gaped green stead
  07/03/14
It's classy, bro.
Provocative mauve institution
  07/03/14
It's trash.
Gaped green stead
  07/03/14
hows JDNEW?
Narrow-minded appetizing cuckold roast beef
  05/22/16
Dear OP, Your use of Jones Day's service mark in your tit...
Aphrodisiac goyim
  07/03/14
>Marvin G. Boomerfuck III, Esq. we also would have acc...
shaky pearly set tank
  04/01/16
this thread will closely monitored
out-of-control kitty
  07/03/14
Aw, fuck.
Gaped green stead
  07/03/14
Dear Sir, Please monitor your posts for typos. Thank
razzle-dazzle heaven queen of the night
  07/03/14
fuck
out-of-control kitty
  07/03/14
lmao
nighttime skinny woman business firm
  03/31/16
...
vibrant magical locale round eye
  03/31/16
partner author went cleveland state b.a. > j.d. OH WHAT S...
lavender lay
  07/03/14
He really let his scholarly flag fly with that preemptive pw...
Aphrodisiac goyim
  07/03/14
EDIT: Website's response http://www.eff.org/files/2014/06...
Lake Costumed Headpube
  07/03/14
dat motherfucking s unnnnnggghhhh
violet organic girlfriend
  07/03/14
...
disrespectful erotic hell
  07/03/14
...
Lake Costumed Headpube
  07/03/14
Kevyn Orr is a former Jones day partner...they rep him as a ...
Seedy Rough-skinned People Who Are Hurt
  07/03/14
TBF the reply was on behalf of Orr
Lake Costumed Headpube
  07/03/14
Actually the reply is on behalf of whoever runs the anti-Orr...
Aphrodisiac goyim
  07/03/14
no, the original letter is on behalf of orr
Seedy Rough-skinned People Who Are Hurt
  07/03/14
OH WHAT A TANGLED WEB
Lake Costumed Headpube
  07/03/14
No, it was on behalf of Jones Day itself
disrespectful erotic hell
  07/03/14
pwned
out-of-control kitty
  07/03/14
pwned
comical death wish
  07/03/14
Author is a YLS grad and sponsored by Mark Cuban. http://...
cerebral french boiling water depressive
  07/03/14
yeah how incredibly prefigious
Lake Costumed Headpube
  07/03/14
P.S. Eat shit and die
cream overrated corner
  07/03/14
just the right amount of snark, too.
pontificating chrome ape electric furnace
  03/31/16
Way too wordy but otherwise credited
Submissive Dingle Berry
  03/31/16
Lol at the "govern yourself accordingly" pseudo bu...
pontificating chrome ape electric furnace
  07/03/14
letterhead is fine. thread is retarded.
Emerald harsh meetinghouse friendly grandma
  07/03/14
(jones day summer associate)
Emerald harsh meetinghouse friendly grandma
  07/03/14
did you forget to log out dumbass?
cerebral french boiling water depressive
  07/03/14
Heh.
Gaped green stead
  07/03/14
...
chocolate senate legend
  07/03/14
...
Gaped green stead
  03/31/16
pwn
Charcoal Brunch Milk
  03/31/16
...
nighttime skinny woman business firm
  03/31/16
...
Sienna Giraffe Parlor
  03/31/16
What the fuck?
Brass odious mad cow disease
  03/31/16
...
Brass odious mad cow disease
  05/22/16
Lol Love it when this happens
onyx genital piercing athletic conference
  05/22/16
LOL
ocher beta goal in life faggot firefighter
  05/22/16
rofffffffl
diverse sanctuary keepsake machete
  05/22/16
...
motley fiercely-loyal lettuce
  05/22/16
...
Bateful doctorate theatre
  05/22/16
"letterhead is fine." If you have the aesthetic...
Gaped green stead
  07/03/14
skadden uses something that looks like comic sans, its like ...
Turquoise tattoo stock car
  07/03/14
...
Violent flickering hall dragon
  03/31/16
lol at a jew with the last name "Ducatman" you can...
big chartreuse sandwich
  03/31/16
lol
sick obsidian space affirmative action
  03/31/16
I was expecting their ugly blue logo smacked on the top. Wt...
Mint exciting double fault
  03/31/16
It will never overcome the DLA Piper Global Law Firm juggern...
Gaped green stead
  03/31/16
[recently stealthed Alkhobar of counsel]
razzle-dazzle heaven queen of the night
  05/22/16
Lol at Jones Day bullying around some poor dood with a shitt...
ivory useless party of the first part
  03/31/16
Origination credit is powerful, bro.
Provocative mauve institution
  03/31/16
I was expecting something much worse Wachtell letterhead ...
Judgmental property partner
  03/31/16
this is a really narcissistic profession
ivory useless party of the first part
  03/31/16
Cleary does this, too (or at least used to back in the mid-a...
Provocative mauve institution
  03/31/16
Wow, not flame: http://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/92...
Lascivious Therapy
  03/31/16
just your average suburban grocery store clerk looking up co...
Canary Bisexual Azn Gas Station
  04/23/16
Lol
heady copper stag film
  05/22/16
...
Narrow-minded appetizing cuckold roast beef
  05/22/16
...
histrionic office boltzmann
  05/22/16
Wow, lots of jewish-sounding names on that list! THAT'S a s...
avocado impertinent indirect expression home
  05/22/16
lol at lawrence pedowitz
Titillating sickened state
  05/22/16
"call me larry hehe"
histrionic office boltzmann
  05/22/16
...
Gaped green stead
  05/24/16
And henceforth, butter boy and his gaped boistinker was neve...
ocher beta goal in life faggot firefighter
  05/22/16
having the doc number at the top seems TTT to me
Razzle idea he suggested
  05/22/16
seconded. that stood out and bugged me.
diverse sanctuary keepsake machete
  05/22/16


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Date: July 3rd, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: Gaped green stead

Look at that fucking text-vomit mess.

http://abovethelaw.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/Letter-1-600x766.jpg



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25864393)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 2:02 PM
Author: Provocative mauve institution

It's classy, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25864400)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 2:09 PM
Author: Gaped green stead

It's trash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25864440)



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 10:08 PM
Author: Narrow-minded appetizing cuckold roast beef

hows JDNEW?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30535782)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 2:05 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac goyim

Dear OP,

Your use of Jones Day's service mark in your title is not authorized. Please edit the title of your thread promptly to remove your infringing use of the mark. Your conduct will be closely monitored.

Sincerely,

Marvin G. Boomerfuck III, Esq.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25864421)



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Date: April 1st, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: shaky pearly set tank

>Marvin G. Boomerfuck III, Esq.

we also would have accepted Mortimer David Kikenstein, Jr., Esq.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30182121)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: out-of-control kitty

this thread will closely monitored

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25864424)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 2:09 PM
Author: Gaped green stead

Aw, fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25864438)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 2:09 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle heaven queen of the night

Dear Sir,

Please monitor your posts for typos.

Thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25864442)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 2:15 PM
Author: out-of-control kitty

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25864463)



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Date: March 31st, 2016 7:28 PM
Author: nighttime skinny woman business firm

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30178225)



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Date: March 31st, 2016 7:32 PM
Author: vibrant magical locale round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30178240)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 2:10 PM
Author: lavender lay

partner author went cleveland state b.a. > j.d. OH WHAT SCHOLARSHIP!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25864443)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac goyim

He really let his scholarly flag fly with that preemptive pwning on the copyright act's fair use defense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25864453)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: Lake Costumed Headpube

EDIT: Website's response

http://www.eff.org/files/2014/06/24/5-23-14_letter_to_robert_p._ducatman.pdf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25864449)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 2:17 PM
Author: violet organic girlfriend

dat motherfucking s unnnnnggghhhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25864473)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 2:18 PM
Author: disrespectful erotic hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25864476)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 2:20 PM
Author: Lake Costumed Headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25864483)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 2:21 PM
Author: Seedy Rough-skinned People Who Are Hurt

Kevyn Orr is a former Jones day partner...they rep him as a lawyer for the city of detroit in BK court

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25864491)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 2:24 PM
Author: Lake Costumed Headpube

TBF the reply was on behalf of Orr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25864505)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 2:46 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac goyim

Actually the reply is on behalf of whoever runs the anti-Orr website

Would be pretty 180 metaflame if Orr was trolling himself though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25864635)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 2:47 PM
Author: Seedy Rough-skinned People Who Are Hurt

no, the original letter is on behalf of orr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25864638)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 2:50 PM
Author: Lake Costumed Headpube

OH WHAT A TANGLED WEB

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25864646)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 3:25 PM
Author: disrespectful erotic hell

No, it was on behalf of Jones Day itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25864822)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: out-of-control kitty

pwned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25864625)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 2:55 PM
Author: comical death wish

pwned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25864661)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: cerebral french boiling water depressive

Author is a YLS grad and sponsored by Mark Cuban.

http://www.eff.org/about/staff/daniel-nazer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25864817)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 3:45 PM
Author: Lake Costumed Headpube

yeah how incredibly prefigious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25864903)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 10:26 PM
Author: cream overrated corner

P.S. Eat shit and die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25867087)



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Date: March 31st, 2016 7:30 PM
Author: pontificating chrome ape electric furnace

just the right amount of snark, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30178232)



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Date: March 31st, 2016 8:10 PM
Author: Submissive Dingle Berry

Way too wordy but otherwise credited

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30178413)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 3:14 PM
Author: pontificating chrome ape electric furnace

Lol at the "govern yourself accordingly" pseudo bullshit threats. Lol at lawyers. Lol at our profession

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25864766)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 4:26 PM
Author: Emerald harsh meetinghouse friendly grandma

letterhead is fine. thread is retarded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25865136)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 4:27 PM
Author: Emerald harsh meetinghouse friendly grandma

(jones day summer associate)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25865140)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 4:31 PM
Author: cerebral french boiling water depressive

did you forget to log out dumbass?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25865171)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: Gaped green stead

Heh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25865211)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 10:52 PM
Author: chocolate senate legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25867195)



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Date: March 31st, 2016 8:14 PM
Author: Gaped green stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30178437)



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Date: March 31st, 2016 8:17 PM
Author: Charcoal Brunch Milk

pwn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30178460)



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Date: March 31st, 2016 8:30 PM
Author: nighttime skinny woman business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30178567)



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Date: March 31st, 2016 8:33 PM
Author: Sienna Giraffe Parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30178586)



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Date: March 31st, 2016 8:38 PM
Author: Brass odious mad cow disease

What the fuck?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30178643)



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 7:51 PM
Author: Brass odious mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30534766)



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 7:55 PM
Author: onyx genital piercing athletic conference

Lol

Love it when this happens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30534787)



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 8:00 PM
Author: ocher beta goal in life faggot firefighter

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30534821)



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 8:23 PM
Author: diverse sanctuary keepsake machete

rofffffffl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30534934)



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 8:57 PM
Author: motley fiercely-loyal lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30535185)



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 10:12 PM
Author: Bateful doctorate theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30535824)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: Gaped green stead

"letterhead is fine."

If you have the aesthetic sensibilities of a senior citizen of counsel attorney.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25865206)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 10:29 PM
Author: Turquoise tattoo stock car

skadden uses something that looks like comic sans, its like wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25867105)



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Date: March 31st, 2016 7:27 PM
Author: Violent flickering hall dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30178222)



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Date: March 31st, 2016 7:35 PM
Author: big chartreuse sandwich

lol at a jew with the last name "Ducatman" you cant make this shit up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30178248)



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Date: March 31st, 2016 8:17 PM
Author: sick obsidian space affirmative action

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30178459)



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Date: March 31st, 2016 7:39 PM
Author: Mint exciting double fault

I was expecting their ugly blue logo smacked on the top. Wtf is wrong with this?

The footer is the most objectionable part, and while I used to hate how firms listed their offices on their letterhead, after a couple of years of practice I realized that retard clients love having an office close by. Jones Day might as well market its McDonald's-esque franchising for all it's worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30178261)



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Date: March 31st, 2016 8:16 PM
Author: Gaped green stead

It will never overcome the DLA Piper Global Law Firm juggernaut.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30178450)



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 9:02 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle heaven queen of the night

[recently stealthed Alkhobar of counsel]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30535214)



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Date: March 31st, 2016 8:29 PM
Author: ivory useless party of the first part

Lol at Jones Day bullying around some poor dood with a shitty parody website. Jfc at this profession

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30178552)



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Date: March 31st, 2016 9:07 PM
Author: Provocative mauve institution

Origination credit is powerful, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30178907)



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Date: March 31st, 2016 8:35 PM
Author: Judgmental property partner

I was expecting something much worse

Wachtell letterhead still includes all partner's names, so that literally takes up half the page

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30178610)



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Date: March 31st, 2016 8:38 PM
Author: ivory useless party of the first part

this is a really narcissistic profession

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30178638)



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Date: March 31st, 2016 9:10 PM
Author: Provocative mauve institution

Cleary does this, too (or at least used to back in the mid-aughts). Used to seeing it in small town shit law and/or passed-down-from-grandpop practices.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30178941)



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Date: March 31st, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: Lascivious Therapy

Wow, not flame:

http://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/929351/000095012310110206/y87849c1y8784908.gif

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30178991)



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Date: April 23rd, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: Canary Bisexual Azn Gas Station

just your average suburban grocery store clerk looking up corporate filings on EDGAR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30331306)



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: heady copper stag film

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30535031)



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: Narrow-minded appetizing cuckold roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30535793)



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 10:02 PM
Author: histrionic office boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30535741)



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 7:56 PM
Author: avocado impertinent indirect expression home

Wow, lots of jewish-sounding names on that list! THAT'S a surprise!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30534791)



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 8:51 PM
Author: Titillating sickened state

lol at lawrence pedowitz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30535139)



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: histrionic office boltzmann

"call me larry hehe"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30535742)



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Date: May 24th, 2016 3:03 PM
Author: Gaped green stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30548199)



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 8:02 PM
Author: ocher beta goal in life faggot firefighter

And henceforth, butter boy and his gaped boistinker was never seen again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30534834)



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: Razzle idea he suggested

having the doc number at the top seems TTT to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30535041)



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 9:03 PM
Author: diverse sanctuary keepsake machete

seconded. that stood out and bugged me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30535228)