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Jesus fucking Christ. Jones Day needs new letterhead.

Look at that fucking text-vomit mess. http://abovethelaw....
Fragrant Aggressive School Pocket Flask
  07/03/14
It's classy, bro.
filthy provocative mad cow disease
  07/03/14
It's trash.
Fragrant Aggressive School Pocket Flask
  07/03/14
hows JDNEW?
cerebral stubborn shrine
  05/22/16
Dear OP, Your use of Jones Day's service mark in your tit...
aromatic embarrassed to the bone station
  07/03/14
>Marvin G. Boomerfuck III, Esq. we also would have acc...
cocky blathering stage friendly grandma
  04/01/16
this thread will closely monitored
contagious ruddy marketing idea
  07/03/14
Aw, fuck.
Fragrant Aggressive School Pocket Flask
  07/03/14
Dear Sir, Please monitor your posts for typos. Thank
charismatic center cuck
  07/03/14
fuck
contagious ruddy marketing idea
  07/03/14
lmao
bespoke vermilion school cafeteria fortuitous meteor
  03/31/16
...
Carmine organic girlfriend brunch
  03/31/16
partner author went cleveland state b.a. > j.d. OH WHAT S...
Dashing theater cuckoldry
  07/03/14
He really let his scholarly flag fly with that preemptive pw...
aromatic embarrassed to the bone station
  07/03/14
EDIT: Website's response http://www.eff.org/files/2014/06...
Obsidian razzle-dazzle menage
  07/03/14
dat motherfucking s unnnnnggghhhh
primrose brethren
  07/03/14
...
Marvelous goyim macaca
  07/03/14
...
Obsidian razzle-dazzle menage
  07/03/14
Kevyn Orr is a former Jones day partner...they rep him as a ...
Lavender Fiercely-loyal Parlour
  07/03/14
TBF the reply was on behalf of Orr
Obsidian razzle-dazzle menage
  07/03/14
Actually the reply is on behalf of whoever runs the anti-Orr...
aromatic embarrassed to the bone station
  07/03/14
no, the original letter is on behalf of orr
Lavender Fiercely-loyal Parlour
  07/03/14
OH WHAT A TANGLED WEB
Obsidian razzle-dazzle menage
  07/03/14
No, it was on behalf of Jones Day itself
Marvelous goyim macaca
  07/03/14
pwned
contagious ruddy marketing idea
  07/03/14
pwned
boyish infuriating hospital coffee pot
  07/03/14
Author is a YLS grad and sponsored by Mark Cuban. http://...
drab unhinged idea he suggested pervert
  07/03/14
yeah how incredibly prefigious
Obsidian razzle-dazzle menage
  07/03/14
P.S. Eat shit and die
Soul-stirring Base Toilet Seat
  07/03/14
just the right amount of snark, too.
big violent hominid stead
  03/31/16
Way too wordy but otherwise credited
orange alcoholic hall
  03/31/16
Lol at the "govern yourself accordingly" pseudo bu...
big violent hominid stead
  07/03/14
letterhead is fine. thread is retarded.
flushed forum national security agency
  07/03/14
(jones day summer associate)
flushed forum national security agency
  07/03/14
did you forget to log out dumbass?
drab unhinged idea he suggested pervert
  07/03/14
Heh.
Fragrant Aggressive School Pocket Flask
  07/03/14
...
titillating unholy persian
  07/03/14
...
Fragrant Aggressive School Pocket Flask
  03/31/16
pwn
tan lay
  03/31/16
...
bespoke vermilion school cafeteria fortuitous meteor
  03/31/16
...
Histrionic Point Hissy Fit
  03/31/16
What the fuck?
Curious meetinghouse
  03/31/16
...
Curious meetinghouse
  05/22/16
Lol Love it when this happens
lilac balding temple
  05/22/16
LOL
haunting bateful corner athletic conference
  05/22/16
rofffffffl
Cyan house-broken trailer park
  05/22/16
...
know-it-all bawdyhouse associate
  05/22/16
...
at-the-ready lascivious den
  05/22/16
"letterhead is fine." If you have the aesthetic...
Fragrant Aggressive School Pocket Flask
  07/03/14
skadden uses something that looks like comic sans, its like ...
Cerise Concupiscible Tanning Salon Reading Party
  07/03/14
...
irradiated gold halford
  03/31/16
lol at a jew with the last name "Ducatman" you can...
magical mad-dog skullcap piazza
  03/31/16
lol
thirsty medicated space voyeur
  03/31/16
I was expecting their ugly blue logo smacked on the top. Wt...
comical jade set
  03/31/16
It will never overcome the DLA Piper Global Law Firm juggern...
Fragrant Aggressive School Pocket Flask
  03/31/16
[recently stealthed Alkhobar of counsel]
charismatic center cuck
  05/22/16
Lol at Jones Day bullying around some poor dood with a shitt...
tantric dun casino
  03/31/16
Origination credit is powerful, bro.
filthy provocative mad cow disease
  03/31/16
I was expecting something much worse Wachtell letterhead ...
Adventurous Fantasy-prone Love Of Her Life Parlor
  03/31/16
this is a really narcissistic profession
tantric dun casino
  03/31/16
Cleary does this, too (or at least used to back in the mid-a...
filthy provocative mad cow disease
  03/31/16
Wow, not flame: http://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/92...
Razzle public bath
  03/31/16
just your average suburban grocery store clerk looking up co...
galvanic metal liquid oxygen
  04/23/16
Lol
Godawful gaming laptop
  05/22/16
...
cerebral stubborn shrine
  05/22/16
...
Insane trump supporter
  05/22/16
Wow, lots of jewish-sounding names on that list! THAT'S a s...
Rusted juggernaut
  05/22/16
lol at lawrence pedowitz
Pea-brained theatre
  05/22/16
"call me larry hehe"
Insane trump supporter
  05/22/16
...
Fragrant Aggressive School Pocket Flask
  05/24/16
And henceforth, butter boy and his gaped boistinker was neve...
haunting bateful corner athletic conference
  05/22/16
having the doc number at the top seems TTT to me
Wine Market
  05/22/16
seconded. that stood out and bugged me.
Cyan house-broken trailer park
  05/22/16


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Date: July 3rd, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: Fragrant Aggressive School Pocket Flask

Look at that fucking text-vomit mess.

http://abovethelaw.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/Letter-1-600x766.jpg



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25864393)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 2:02 PM
Author: filthy provocative mad cow disease

It's classy, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25864400)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 2:09 PM
Author: Fragrant Aggressive School Pocket Flask

It's trash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25864440)



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 10:08 PM
Author: cerebral stubborn shrine

hows JDNEW?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30535782)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 2:05 PM
Author: aromatic embarrassed to the bone station

Dear OP,

Your use of Jones Day's service mark in your title is not authorized. Please edit the title of your thread promptly to remove your infringing use of the mark. Your conduct will be closely monitored.

Sincerely,

Marvin G. Boomerfuck III, Esq.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25864421)



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Date: April 1st, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: cocky blathering stage friendly grandma

>Marvin G. Boomerfuck III, Esq.

we also would have accepted Mortimer David Kikenstein, Jr., Esq.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30182121)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: contagious ruddy marketing idea

this thread will closely monitored

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25864424)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 2:09 PM
Author: Fragrant Aggressive School Pocket Flask

Aw, fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25864438)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 2:09 PM
Author: charismatic center cuck

Dear Sir,

Please monitor your posts for typos.

Thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25864442)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 2:15 PM
Author: contagious ruddy marketing idea

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25864463)



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Date: March 31st, 2016 7:28 PM
Author: bespoke vermilion school cafeteria fortuitous meteor

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30178225)



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Date: March 31st, 2016 7:32 PM
Author: Carmine organic girlfriend brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30178240)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 2:10 PM
Author: Dashing theater cuckoldry

partner author went cleveland state b.a. > j.d. OH WHAT SCHOLARSHIP!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25864443)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: aromatic embarrassed to the bone station

He really let his scholarly flag fly with that preemptive pwning on the copyright act's fair use defense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25864453)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: Obsidian razzle-dazzle menage

EDIT: Website's response

http://www.eff.org/files/2014/06/24/5-23-14_letter_to_robert_p._ducatman.pdf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25864449)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 2:17 PM
Author: primrose brethren

dat motherfucking s unnnnnggghhhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25864473)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 2:18 PM
Author: Marvelous goyim macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25864476)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 2:20 PM
Author: Obsidian razzle-dazzle menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25864483)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 2:21 PM
Author: Lavender Fiercely-loyal Parlour

Kevyn Orr is a former Jones day partner...they rep him as a lawyer for the city of detroit in BK court

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25864491)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 2:24 PM
Author: Obsidian razzle-dazzle menage

TBF the reply was on behalf of Orr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25864505)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 2:46 PM
Author: aromatic embarrassed to the bone station

Actually the reply is on behalf of whoever runs the anti-Orr website

Would be pretty 180 metaflame if Orr was trolling himself though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25864635)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 2:47 PM
Author: Lavender Fiercely-loyal Parlour

no, the original letter is on behalf of orr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25864638)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 2:50 PM
Author: Obsidian razzle-dazzle menage

OH WHAT A TANGLED WEB

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25864646)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 3:25 PM
Author: Marvelous goyim macaca

No, it was on behalf of Jones Day itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25864822)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: contagious ruddy marketing idea

pwned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25864625)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 2:55 PM
Author: boyish infuriating hospital coffee pot

pwned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25864661)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: drab unhinged idea he suggested pervert

Author is a YLS grad and sponsored by Mark Cuban.

http://www.eff.org/about/staff/daniel-nazer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25864817)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 3:45 PM
Author: Obsidian razzle-dazzle menage

yeah how incredibly prefigious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25864903)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 10:26 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Base Toilet Seat

P.S. Eat shit and die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25867087)



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Date: March 31st, 2016 7:30 PM
Author: big violent hominid stead

just the right amount of snark, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30178232)



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Date: March 31st, 2016 8:10 PM
Author: orange alcoholic hall

Way too wordy but otherwise credited

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30178413)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 3:14 PM
Author: big violent hominid stead

Lol at the "govern yourself accordingly" pseudo bullshit threats. Lol at lawyers. Lol at our profession

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25864766)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 4:26 PM
Author: flushed forum national security agency

letterhead is fine. thread is retarded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25865136)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 4:27 PM
Author: flushed forum national security agency

(jones day summer associate)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25865140)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 4:31 PM
Author: drab unhinged idea he suggested pervert

did you forget to log out dumbass?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25865171)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: Fragrant Aggressive School Pocket Flask

Heh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25865211)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 10:52 PM
Author: titillating unholy persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25867195)



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Date: March 31st, 2016 8:14 PM
Author: Fragrant Aggressive School Pocket Flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30178437)



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Date: March 31st, 2016 8:17 PM
Author: tan lay

pwn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30178460)



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Date: March 31st, 2016 8:30 PM
Author: bespoke vermilion school cafeteria fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30178567)



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Date: March 31st, 2016 8:33 PM
Author: Histrionic Point Hissy Fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30178586)



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Date: March 31st, 2016 8:38 PM
Author: Curious meetinghouse

What the fuck?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30178643)



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 7:51 PM
Author: Curious meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30534766)



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 7:55 PM
Author: lilac balding temple

Lol

Love it when this happens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30534787)



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 8:00 PM
Author: haunting bateful corner athletic conference

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30534821)



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 8:23 PM
Author: Cyan house-broken trailer park

rofffffffl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30534934)



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 8:57 PM
Author: know-it-all bawdyhouse associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30535185)



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 10:12 PM
Author: at-the-ready lascivious den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30535824)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: Fragrant Aggressive School Pocket Flask

"letterhead is fine."

If you have the aesthetic sensibilities of a senior citizen of counsel attorney.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25865206)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 10:29 PM
Author: Cerise Concupiscible Tanning Salon Reading Party

skadden uses something that looks like comic sans, its like wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#25867105)



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Date: March 31st, 2016 7:27 PM
Author: irradiated gold halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30178222)



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Date: March 31st, 2016 7:35 PM
Author: magical mad-dog skullcap piazza

lol at a jew with the last name "Ducatman" you cant make this shit up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30178248)



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Date: March 31st, 2016 8:17 PM
Author: thirsty medicated space voyeur

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30178459)



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Date: March 31st, 2016 7:39 PM
Author: comical jade set

I was expecting their ugly blue logo smacked on the top. Wtf is wrong with this?

The footer is the most objectionable part, and while I used to hate how firms listed their offices on their letterhead, after a couple of years of practice I realized that retard clients love having an office close by. Jones Day might as well market its McDonald's-esque franchising for all it's worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30178261)



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Date: March 31st, 2016 8:16 PM
Author: Fragrant Aggressive School Pocket Flask

It will never overcome the DLA Piper Global Law Firm juggernaut.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30178450)



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 9:02 PM
Author: charismatic center cuck

[recently stealthed Alkhobar of counsel]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30535214)



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Date: March 31st, 2016 8:29 PM
Author: tantric dun casino

Lol at Jones Day bullying around some poor dood with a shitty parody website. Jfc at this profession

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30178552)



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Date: March 31st, 2016 9:07 PM
Author: filthy provocative mad cow disease

Origination credit is powerful, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30178907)



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Date: March 31st, 2016 8:35 PM
Author: Adventurous Fantasy-prone Love Of Her Life Parlor

I was expecting something much worse

Wachtell letterhead still includes all partner's names, so that literally takes up half the page

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30178610)



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Date: March 31st, 2016 8:38 PM
Author: tantric dun casino

this is a really narcissistic profession

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30178638)



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Date: March 31st, 2016 9:10 PM
Author: filthy provocative mad cow disease

Cleary does this, too (or at least used to back in the mid-aughts). Used to seeing it in small town shit law and/or passed-down-from-grandpop practices.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30178941)



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Date: March 31st, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: Razzle public bath

Wow, not flame:

http://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/929351/000095012310110206/y87849c1y8784908.gif

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30178991)



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Date: April 23rd, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: galvanic metal liquid oxygen

just your average suburban grocery store clerk looking up corporate filings on EDGAR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30331306)



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: Godawful gaming laptop

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30535031)



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: cerebral stubborn shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30535793)



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 10:02 PM
Author: Insane trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30535741)



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 7:56 PM
Author: Rusted juggernaut

Wow, lots of jewish-sounding names on that list! THAT'S a surprise!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30534791)



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 8:51 PM
Author: Pea-brained theatre

lol at lawrence pedowitz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30535139)



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: Insane trump supporter

"call me larry hehe"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30535742)



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Date: May 24th, 2016 3:03 PM
Author: Fragrant Aggressive School Pocket Flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30548199)



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 8:02 PM
Author: haunting bateful corner athletic conference

And henceforth, butter boy and his gaped boistinker was never seen again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30534834)



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: Wine Market

having the doc number at the top seems TTT to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30535041)



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 9:03 PM
Author: Cyan house-broken trailer park

seconded. that stood out and bugged me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2609677&forum_id=2#30535228)