Date: July 18th, 2014 5:56 PM
Author: Passionate brunch striped hyena
V. Putin feat. (The Ghost of Brezhnev)
Yo', man (Yo')
Open up, man (What do you want, man?)
CNN just caught me (You let them catch you?)
I don't know how I let this happen (Doing what?)
I shot down an airliner (Comrade…)
I don't know what to do (Say it wasn't you)
Alright…
The Internet just caught me red-handed
Sending missiles right next door
Murdering a plane of civilians, going to start the next world war
How should I pretend that it was
the Ukrainians instead of me?
Too late to hide “Malaysia Air”
and say it was military…
(Does the Black Sea belong to you or is it Ukraine’s?)
(You got greedy this week after killing two planes…)
(Giving rebels missiles without more than 2 hours’ training)
(Now the body parts are falling like it’s raining)
(To be a Russian leader you have to know how to lie)
(If they ask questions, send their families to die)
(Make it disappear like other planes from Malaysia)
(Remember that we’ve always been at war with Eastasia)
But the rebels aren’t able (It wasn't me)
I have the black box on my table! (It wasn't me)
Missile fragments in the crater… (It wasn't me)
They even caught me on radar! (It wasn't me)
They said the SAM range was shorter (It wasn't me)
Saw the tracks at border (It wasn't me)
Now the story’s getting bigger (It wasn't me)
And my finger’s on the trigger!
The Internet just caught me red-handed
Sending missiles right next door
Murdering a plane of civilians, going to start the next world war
I had told those Cossacks
They had better do a air-tight job
Now my propaganda
makes me sound just like Baghdad Bob
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2622445&forum_id=2#25959931)