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Date: July 28th, 2014 11:13 PM Author: Beady-eyed irate generalized bond toilet seat Obviously not degrees or employers. What small shit can you get away with that may make u more competitive. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2630563&forum_id=2#26019083) |
Date: July 28th, 2014 11:16 PM Author: Cyan Son Of Senegal Experience within a given job. Lie like a motherfucker. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2630563&forum_id=2#26019102) |
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Date: July 28th, 2014 11:17 PM Author: Beady-eyed irate generalized bond toilet seat Won't they verify with your employer what you actually did while working there? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2630563&forum_id=2#26019111) |
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Date: July 28th, 2014 11:18 PM Author: Cyan Son Of Senegal lol, no. Most employers will only verify job title and dates of employment. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2630563&forum_id=2#26019119) |
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Date: July 28th, 2014 11:18 PM Author: 180 primrose station boistinker Employers only confirm dates. Hth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2630563&forum_id=2#26019123) |
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Date: July 28th, 2014 11:19 PM Author: burgundy fragrant property dog poop "hey bob, it's joeschmo partner 2 blocks up. Remember dickfuck third year associate? Did he work on that bumbfuck underwriting two years ago?" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2630563&forum_id=2#26019129) |
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Date: July 29th, 2014 10:41 AM Author: Honey-headed Talented Scourge Upon The Earth Partner 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2630563&forum_id=2#26021369) |
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Date: July 28th, 2014 11:20 PM Author: Maroon razzle-dazzle locus Do you really think you were important enough for your employer to take the time to carefully document every task you did over a substantial period of time? And then to save that list after you left? And then to dig it out of his files and carefully cross-reference it with your resume, point by point? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2630563&forum_id=2#26019139) |
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Date: July 28th, 2014 11:18 PM Author: burgundy fragrant property dog poop This. And if you get called on it be prepared to learn whatever you lied about in one or two nights. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2630563&forum_id=2#26019118) |
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Date: July 29th, 2014 3:40 PM Author: spectacular bronze cruise ship weed whacker I would generally agree with all of this up until about third year or so. After that, be very careful exagerrating experience - especially in somewhat specialized areas. A dude lateraled into my firm as a fifth year. We were very, very busy and he was given a bunch of stuff to work on right away. It was obvious that he wasn't at the level that his resume/interviews indicated. The two main partners in the group had him fired three weeks in. They were pissed. He was a nice guy too - it wasn't that he wouldn't have fit in. The firing was based purely on resume padding. His old firm wouldn't take him back, because he left them on almost no notice. He went from v50 to v10 to small city midlaw in two months. I'm not saying stuff like this happens very often, but I have seen it happen. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2630563&forum_id=2#26023085) |
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Date: July 28th, 2014 11:18 PM Author: Maroon razzle-dazzle locus Maybe extacuriculars if you're still young enough to list that shit? Nobody is going to call up to confirm if you were really in the College Democrats or the Law School Glee Club. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2630563&forum_id=2#26019127) |
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Date: July 28th, 2014 11:19 PM Author: 180 primrose station boistinker Athletic achievements. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2630563&forum_id=2#26019133) |
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Date: July 28th, 2014 11:26 PM Author: Magenta Home I was unemployed for almost a year back in 2009. My resume said, "Speaks, reads, and writes conversational Spanish."
I took four years of high school Spanish 20 years ago so that was a lie. My conversation was pretty much limited to "Mi nombre es Chilmata. Tengo un perro."
With less than a month left on my UI, I interviewed for this shitlaw firm in a shit area on the fringes of San Diego County. The second interview was conducted in Spanish and I bombed it. He told me he wanted to hire me, but he needs someone to speak Spanish. I was going to be interviewing incarcerated clients that don't speak English and getting crucial facts from them in the beginning of the case.
I begged the dude for a 30-day tryout, promised I wouldn't watch or listen to anything in English until I was fluent in Spanish. He called me later that day and gave me the job which I had for three years until my latest firm poached me from them. |
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Date: July 28th, 2014 11:28 PM Author: Sadistic Godawful Step-uncle's House Love Of Her Life 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2630563&forum_id=2#26019175) |
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Date: July 28th, 2014 11:28 PM Author: Cyan Son Of Senegal lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2630563&forum_id=2#26019177) |
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Date: July 29th, 2014 12:14 AM Author: smoky cheese-eating deer antler telephone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2630563&forum_id=2#26019561) |
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Date: July 29th, 2014 12:24 AM Author: startled copper international law enforcement agency regret 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2630563&forum_id=2#26019608) |
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Date: July 29th, 2014 12:30 AM Author: fantasy-prone bistre new version tank so how good did you get? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2630563&forum_id=2#26019647) |
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Date: July 29th, 2014 12:47 PM Author: Magenta Home I can hold my own if I have to. I'd say I'm 70% fluent. I still watch Univision like 98% of the time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2630563&forum_id=2#26022050) |
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Date: July 29th, 2014 10:23 AM Author: Galvanic underhanded yarmulke I found this highly inspirational, for some reason (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2630563&forum_id=2#26021301) |
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Date: July 29th, 2014 10:25 AM Author: heady lay mental disorder bueno (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2630563&forum_id=2#26021305) |
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Date: July 29th, 2014 10:39 AM Author: Honey-headed Talented Scourge Upon The Earth Partner Ciento ochenta (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2630563&forum_id=2#26021359) |
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Date: July 29th, 2014 10:41 AM Author: Amber Electric Dilemma unemployed millennials could learn a thing or two from this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2630563&forum_id=2#26021370) |
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Date: July 29th, 2014 11:48 AM Author: Curious National Security Agency Honestly this is 180 if flame and 180 if not. Also, millenials can really learn from this. They have to realize that you can't do things by the book. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2630563&forum_id=2#26021766) |
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Date: July 29th, 2014 12:46 PM Author: Magenta Home not flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2630563&forum_id=2#26022045) |
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Date: July 29th, 2014 11:51 AM Author: Cracking toaster set Fucking bootstraps bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2630563&forum_id=2#26021778) |
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Date: July 29th, 2014 3:45 PM Author: trip business firm incel Continuous effort - not strength or intelligence - is the key to unlocking our potential (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2630563&forum_id=2#26023107) |
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Date: July 28th, 2014 11:29 PM Author: Cyan Son Of Senegal Also, you can lie about your interests. This is valuable, if, like me, you have no interests other than alcohol and poasting. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2630563&forum_id=2#26019189) |
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Date: July 29th, 2014 10:26 AM Author: Amber Electric Dilemma golf (hole-in-one) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2630563&forum_id=2#26021309) |
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Date: July 28th, 2014 11:34 PM Author: Greedy goyim sweet tailpipe max squat obviously (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2630563&forum_id=2#26019215) |
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Date: July 29th, 2014 12:14 AM Author: smoky cheese-eating deer antler telephone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2630563&forum_id=2#26019562) |
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Date: July 29th, 2014 12:17 AM Author: 180 primrose station boistinker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2630563&forum_id=2#26019574) |
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Date: July 29th, 2014 12:26 AM Author: Amethyst jap your 405 squat impresses the partner. he invites you to the gym and loads up 4 plates on the bar. what now? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2630563&forum_id=2#26019626) |
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Date: July 29th, 2014 10:21 AM Author: Insecure Goal In Life Place Of Business Look him straight in the eye, motion to the bar, and say "Ladies first."
Gotta call dat nigga bluff or he gon call yours |
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Date: July 29th, 2014 1:06 PM Author: Bright aphrodisiac indirect expression Clothed? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2630563&forum_id=2#26022180) |
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Date: July 29th, 2014 12:17 AM Author: aquamarine dingle berry If you went to an obscure branch campus, just put down "University of Texas" or "University of North Carolina" on your resume, omitting the city name. They won't use your resume to check this info, they'll have you fill out an application for HR. Put the full university name down on this application (which the hiring manager won't see) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2630563&forum_id=2#26019576) |
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Date: July 29th, 2014 12:25 AM Author: startled copper international law enforcement agency regret (graduate of Harvard Extension School) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2630563&forum_id=2#26019613) |
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Date: July 29th, 2014 12:26 AM Author: aquamarine dingle berry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2630563&forum_id=2#26019627) |
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Date: July 29th, 2014 12:31 AM Author: Cowardly water buffalo public bath could you turn a SUNY UG into NYU this way (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2630563&forum_id=2#26019657) |
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Date: July 29th, 2014 11:51 AM Author: stirring bull headed meetinghouse keepsake machete I turned New York Law School -> NYU Law (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2630563&forum_id=2#26021777) |
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Date: July 29th, 2014 12:57 PM Author: crystalline wrinkle useless brakes (george o'leary) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2630563&forum_id=2#26022120) |
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Date: July 29th, 2014 3:50 PM Author: Elite Cuck University of Chicago ... really just University in Chicago (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2630563&forum_id=2#26023123) |
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Date: July 29th, 2014 12:19 AM Author: Geriatric purple kitchen factory reset button Rhodes Scholarship
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Date: July 29th, 2014 12:30 AM Author: bipolar spruce nowag pit Whether or not you have a middle initial (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2630563&forum_id=2#26019650) |
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Date: July 29th, 2014 12:31 AM Author: glittery costumed casino anything. ppl never check and for most jobs u dont need experience at all. no matter how well versed u are in something they always train u up again as soon as u join. u can take a job as an experienced underwater welder and even tho 5 years or w/e of experience is required they will teach you how to do it during the first week or so. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2630563&forum_id=2#26019660) |
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Date: July 29th, 2014 10:25 AM Author: Galvanic underhanded yarmulke Cr. I've blatantly lied and exaggerated my background for every job I've ever had (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2630563&forum_id=2#26021304) |
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Date: July 29th, 2014 11:46 AM Author: glittery costumed casino they just train u up anyways, no matter what. its 180. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2630563&forum_id=2#26021757) |
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Date: July 29th, 2014 10:27 AM Author: Amber Electric Dilemma Linkedin makes it more difficult to make up job titles. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2630563&forum_id=2#26021314) |
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Date: July 29th, 2014 11:33 AM Author: Mischievous elastic band You can lie about almost anything without getting caught. The truth is that most stuff is rarely checked. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2630563&forum_id=2#26021673) |
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Date: July 29th, 2014 12:02 PM Author: passionate hyperventilating national kitty all fraud&creamlie ... we're all gonna maek it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2630563&forum_id=2#26021847) |
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Date: July 29th, 2014 12:45 PM Author: Ruby confused location affirmative action GPA--most places don't actually ask for transcripts. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2630563&forum_id=2#26022038) |
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Date: July 29th, 2014 5:14 PM Author: Stimulating Transparent Shitlib Agreed. Most law schools don't calculate a gpa on the transcript, so it would take HR 10 min to calculate and verify the gpa asserted on the resume. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2630563&forum_id=2#26023658) |
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Date: July 29th, 2014 3:46 PM Author: mint indecent idiot basically anything that you claim took place in a foreign country. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2630563&forum_id=2#26023111) |
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Date: July 29th, 2014 5:31 PM Author: Excitant persian school cafeteria cr
Volunteer in an orphanage in SE Asia = spent a year snorting coke off of tranny cocks in Pattaya |