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list of things you can exaggerate on resume without getting caug

Obviously not degrees or employers. What small shit can you ...
flickering cuck
  07/28/14
Experience within a given job. Lie like a motherfucker.
180 ocher parlour
  07/28/14
Won't they verify with your employer what you actually did w...
flickering cuck
  07/28/14
lol, no. Most employers will only verify job title and date...
180 ocher parlour
  07/28/14
Employers only confirm dates. Hth
vivacious sable meetinghouse
  07/28/14
"hey bob, it's joeschmo partner 2 blocks up. Remember ...
black seedy ticket booth fat ankles
  07/28/14
180
Bistre Irradiated Mood
  07/29/14
Do you really think you were important enough for your emplo...
well-lubricated doctorate stead
  07/28/14
This. And if you get called on it be prepared to learn what...
black seedy ticket booth fat ankles
  07/28/14
I would generally agree with all of this up until about thir...
boyish claret theatre
  07/29/14
Maybe extacuriculars if you're still young enough to list th...
well-lubricated doctorate stead
  07/28/14
Athletic achievements.
vivacious sable meetinghouse
  07/28/14
I was unemployed for almost a year back in 2009. My resume s...
Mauve box office depressive
  07/28/14
180
Lascivious hell
  07/28/14
lol
180 ocher parlour
  07/28/14
...
passionate sooty idiot
  07/29/14
180
Electric nursing home
  07/29/14
so how good did you get?
Provocative Orchestra Pit Love Of Her Life
  07/29/14
I can hold my own if I have to. I'd say I'm 70% fluent. I st...
Mauve box office depressive
  07/29/14
I found this highly inspirational, for some reason
aphrodisiac giraffe pistol
  07/29/14
bueno
Jet abusive reading party garrison
  07/29/14
Ciento ochenta
Bistre Irradiated Mood
  07/29/14
unemployed millennials could learn a thing or two from this
excitant thirsty persian
  07/29/14
Honestly this is 180 if flame and 180 if not. Also, millenia...
Laughsome dilemma really tough guy
  07/29/14
not flame
Mauve box office depressive
  07/29/14
Fucking bootstraps bro
Cerebral Ruby Milk
  07/29/14
Continuous effort - not strength or intelligence - is the ke...
Carnelian Vigorous Elastic Band
  07/29/14
Also, you can lie about your interests. This is valuable, i...
180 ocher parlour
  07/28/14
golf (hole-in-one)
excitant thirsty persian
  07/29/14
max squat obviously
big salmon scourge upon the earth
  07/28/14
...
passionate sooty idiot
  07/29/14
...
vivacious sable meetinghouse
  07/29/14
your 405 squat impresses the partner. he invites you to the ...
learning disabled snowy potus crackhouse
  07/29/14
Look him straight in the eye, motion to the bar, and say &qu...
Razzmatazz chestnut lay
  07/29/14
Clothed?
mind-boggling harsh preventive strike institution
  07/29/14
If you went to an obscure branch campus, just put down "...
Dashing buff locale half-breed
  07/29/14
(graduate of Harvard Extension School)
Electric nursing home
  07/29/14
...
Dashing buff locale half-breed
  07/29/14
could you turn a SUNY UG into NYU this way
cream stirring church building
  07/29/14
I turned New York Law School -> NYU Law
Purple flatulent associate
  07/29/14
(george o'leary)
Lavender Titillating Shrine Laser Beams
  07/29/14
University of Chicago ... really just University in Chicago
Soul-stirring Greedy Spot Stock Car
  07/29/14
Rhodes Scholarship http://www.nytimes.com/2010/07/21/heal...
Alcoholic slate locus
  07/29/14
Whether or not you have a middle initial
Domesticated clown
  07/29/14
anything. ppl never check and for most jobs u dont need expe...
ebony filthy area psychic
  07/29/14
Cr. I've blatantly lied and exaggerated my background for ev...
aphrodisiac giraffe pistol
  07/29/14
they just train u up anyways, no matter what. its 180.
ebony filthy area psychic
  07/29/14
Linkedin makes it more difficult to make up job titles.
excitant thirsty persian
  07/29/14
You can lie about almost anything without getting caught. Th...
Wonderful misunderstood point faggotry
  07/29/14
all fraud&creamlie ... we're all gonna maek it
mentally impaired kitchen
  07/29/14
GPA--most places don't actually ask for transcripts.
Slap-happy Home
  07/29/14
Agreed. Most law schools don't calculate a gpa on the transc...
umber cowardly alpha
  07/29/14
basically anything that you claim took place in a foreign co...
flesh corner juggernaut
  07/29/14
cr Volunteer in an orphanage in SE Asia = spent a year sn...
Insecure violent national security agency office
  07/29/14


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Date: July 28th, 2014 11:13 PM
Author: flickering cuck

Obviously not degrees or employers. What small shit can you get away with that may make u more competitive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2630563&forum_id=2#26019083)



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Date: July 28th, 2014 11:16 PM
Author: 180 ocher parlour

Experience within a given job. Lie like a motherfucker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2630563&forum_id=2#26019102)



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Date: July 28th, 2014 11:17 PM
Author: flickering cuck

Won't they verify with your employer what you actually did while working there?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2630563&forum_id=2#26019111)



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Date: July 28th, 2014 11:18 PM
Author: 180 ocher parlour

lol, no. Most employers will only verify job title and dates of employment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2630563&forum_id=2#26019119)



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Date: July 28th, 2014 11:18 PM
Author: vivacious sable meetinghouse

Employers only confirm dates. Hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2630563&forum_id=2#26019123)



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Date: July 28th, 2014 11:19 PM
Author: black seedy ticket booth fat ankles

"hey bob, it's joeschmo partner 2 blocks up. Remember dickfuck third year associate? Did he work on that bumbfuck underwriting two years ago?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2630563&forum_id=2#26019129)



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Date: July 29th, 2014 10:41 AM
Author: Bistre Irradiated Mood

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2630563&forum_id=2#26021369)



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Date: July 28th, 2014 11:20 PM
Author: well-lubricated doctorate stead

Do you really think you were important enough for your employer to take the time to carefully document every task you did over a substantial period of time? And then to save that list after you left? And then to dig it out of his files and carefully cross-reference it with your resume, point by point?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2630563&forum_id=2#26019139)



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Date: July 28th, 2014 11:18 PM
Author: black seedy ticket booth fat ankles

This. And if you get called on it be prepared to learn whatever you lied about in one or two nights.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2630563&forum_id=2#26019118)



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Date: July 29th, 2014 3:40 PM
Author: boyish claret theatre

I would generally agree with all of this up until about third year or so. After that, be very careful exagerrating experience - especially in somewhat specialized areas. A dude lateraled into my firm as a fifth year. We were very, very busy and he was given a bunch of stuff to work on right away. It was obvious that he wasn't at the level that his resume/interviews indicated. The two main partners in the group had him fired three weeks in. They were pissed. He was a nice guy too - it wasn't that he wouldn't have fit in. The firing was based purely on resume padding. His old firm wouldn't take him back, because he left them on almost no notice. He went from v50 to v10 to small city midlaw in two months. I'm not saying stuff like this happens very often, but I have seen it happen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2630563&forum_id=2#26023085)



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Date: July 28th, 2014 11:18 PM
Author: well-lubricated doctorate stead

Maybe extacuriculars if you're still young enough to list that shit? Nobody is going to call up to confirm if you were really in the College Democrats or the Law School Glee Club.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2630563&forum_id=2#26019127)



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Date: July 28th, 2014 11:19 PM
Author: vivacious sable meetinghouse

Athletic achievements.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2630563&forum_id=2#26019133)



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Date: July 28th, 2014 11:26 PM
Author: Mauve box office depressive

I was unemployed for almost a year back in 2009. My resume said, "Speaks, reads, and writes conversational Spanish."

I took four years of high school Spanish 20 years ago so that was a lie. My conversation was pretty much limited to "Mi nombre es Chilmata. Tengo un perro."

With less than a month left on my UI, I interviewed for this shitlaw firm in a shit area on the fringes of San Diego County. The second interview was conducted in Spanish and I bombed it. He told me he wanted to hire me, but he needs someone to speak Spanish. I was going to be interviewing incarcerated clients that don't speak English and getting crucial facts from them in the beginning of the case.

I begged the dude for a 30-day tryout, promised I wouldn't watch or listen to anything in English until I was fluent in Spanish. He called me later that day and gave me the job which I had for three years until my latest firm poached me from them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2630563&forum_id=2#26019166)



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Date: July 28th, 2014 11:28 PM
Author: Lascivious hell

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2630563&forum_id=2#26019175)



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Date: July 28th, 2014 11:28 PM
Author: 180 ocher parlour

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2630563&forum_id=2#26019177)



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Date: July 29th, 2014 12:14 AM
Author: passionate sooty idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2630563&forum_id=2#26019561)



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Date: July 29th, 2014 12:24 AM
Author: Electric nursing home

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2630563&forum_id=2#26019608)



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Date: July 29th, 2014 12:30 AM
Author: Provocative Orchestra Pit Love Of Her Life

so how good did you get?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2630563&forum_id=2#26019647)



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Date: July 29th, 2014 12:47 PM
Author: Mauve box office depressive

I can hold my own if I have to. I'd say I'm 70% fluent. I still watch Univision like 98% of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2630563&forum_id=2#26022050)



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Date: July 29th, 2014 10:23 AM
Author: aphrodisiac giraffe pistol

I found this highly inspirational, for some reason

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2630563&forum_id=2#26021301)



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Date: July 29th, 2014 10:25 AM
Author: Jet abusive reading party garrison

bueno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2630563&forum_id=2#26021305)



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Date: July 29th, 2014 10:39 AM
Author: Bistre Irradiated Mood

Ciento ochenta

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2630563&forum_id=2#26021359)



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Date: July 29th, 2014 10:41 AM
Author: excitant thirsty persian

unemployed millennials could learn a thing or two from this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2630563&forum_id=2#26021370)



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Date: July 29th, 2014 11:48 AM
Author: Laughsome dilemma really tough guy

Honestly this is 180 if flame and 180 if not. Also, millenials can really learn from this. They have to realize that you can't do things by the book.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2630563&forum_id=2#26021766)



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Date: July 29th, 2014 12:46 PM
Author: Mauve box office depressive

not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2630563&forum_id=2#26022045)



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Date: July 29th, 2014 11:51 AM
Author: Cerebral Ruby Milk

Fucking bootstraps bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2630563&forum_id=2#26021778)



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Date: July 29th, 2014 3:45 PM
Author: Carnelian Vigorous Elastic Band

Continuous effort - not strength or intelligence - is the key to unlocking our potential

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2630563&forum_id=2#26023107)



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Date: July 28th, 2014 11:29 PM
Author: 180 ocher parlour

Also, you can lie about your interests. This is valuable, if, like me, you have no interests other than alcohol and poasting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2630563&forum_id=2#26019189)



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Date: July 29th, 2014 10:26 AM
Author: excitant thirsty persian

golf (hole-in-one)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2630563&forum_id=2#26021309)



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Date: July 28th, 2014 11:34 PM
Author: big salmon scourge upon the earth

max squat obviously

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2630563&forum_id=2#26019215)



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Date: July 29th, 2014 12:14 AM
Author: passionate sooty idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2630563&forum_id=2#26019562)



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Date: July 29th, 2014 12:17 AM
Author: vivacious sable meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2630563&forum_id=2#26019574)



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Date: July 29th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: learning disabled snowy potus crackhouse

your 405 squat impresses the partner. he invites you to the gym and loads up 4 plates on the bar. what now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2630563&forum_id=2#26019626)



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Date: July 29th, 2014 10:21 AM
Author: Razzmatazz chestnut lay

Look him straight in the eye, motion to the bar, and say "Ladies first."

Gotta call dat nigga bluff or he gon call yours

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2630563&forum_id=2#26021294)



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Date: July 29th, 2014 1:06 PM
Author: mind-boggling harsh preventive strike institution

Clothed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2630563&forum_id=2#26022180)



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Date: July 29th, 2014 12:17 AM
Author: Dashing buff locale half-breed

If you went to an obscure branch campus, just put down "University of Texas" or "University of North Carolina" on your resume, omitting the city name. They won't use your resume to check this info, they'll have you fill out an application for HR. Put the full university name down on this application (which the hiring manager won't see)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2630563&forum_id=2#26019576)



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Date: July 29th, 2014 12:25 AM
Author: Electric nursing home

(graduate of Harvard Extension School)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2630563&forum_id=2#26019613)



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Date: July 29th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: Dashing buff locale half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2630563&forum_id=2#26019627)



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Date: July 29th, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: cream stirring church building

could you turn a SUNY UG into NYU this way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2630563&forum_id=2#26019657)



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Date: July 29th, 2014 11:51 AM
Author: Purple flatulent associate

I turned New York Law School -> NYU Law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2630563&forum_id=2#26021777)



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Date: July 29th, 2014 12:57 PM
Author: Lavender Titillating Shrine Laser Beams

(george o'leary)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2630563&forum_id=2#26022120)



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Date: July 29th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Greedy Spot Stock Car

University of Chicago ... really just University in Chicago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2630563&forum_id=2#26023123)



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Date: July 29th, 2014 12:19 AM
Author: Alcoholic slate locus

Rhodes Scholarship

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/07/21/health/research/21cancer.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2630563&forum_id=2#26019584)



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Date: July 29th, 2014 12:30 AM
Author: Domesticated clown

Whether or not you have a middle initial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2630563&forum_id=2#26019650)



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Date: July 29th, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: ebony filthy area psychic

anything. ppl never check and for most jobs u dont need experience at all. no matter how well versed u are in something they always train u up again as soon as u join. u can take a job as an experienced underwater welder and even tho 5 years or w/e of experience is required they will teach you how to do it during the first week or so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2630563&forum_id=2#26019660)



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Date: July 29th, 2014 10:25 AM
Author: aphrodisiac giraffe pistol

Cr. I've blatantly lied and exaggerated my background for every job I've ever had

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2630563&forum_id=2#26021304)



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Date: July 29th, 2014 11:46 AM
Author: ebony filthy area psychic

they just train u up anyways, no matter what. its 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2630563&forum_id=2#26021757)



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Date: July 29th, 2014 10:27 AM
Author: excitant thirsty persian

Linkedin makes it more difficult to make up job titles.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2630563&forum_id=2#26021314)



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Date: July 29th, 2014 11:33 AM
Author: Wonderful misunderstood point faggotry

You can lie about almost anything without getting caught. The truth is that most stuff is rarely checked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2630563&forum_id=2#26021673)



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Date: July 29th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: mentally impaired kitchen

all fraud&creamlie ... we're all gonna maek it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2630563&forum_id=2#26021847)



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Date: July 29th, 2014 12:45 PM
Author: Slap-happy Home

GPA--most places don't actually ask for transcripts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2630563&forum_id=2#26022038)



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Date: July 29th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: umber cowardly alpha

Agreed. Most law schools don't calculate a gpa on the transcript, so it would take HR 10 min to calculate and verify the gpa asserted on the resume.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2630563&forum_id=2#26023658)



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Date: July 29th, 2014 3:46 PM
Author: flesh corner juggernaut

basically anything that you claim took place in a foreign country.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2630563&forum_id=2#26023111)



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Date: July 29th, 2014 5:31 PM
Author: Insecure violent national security agency office

cr

Volunteer in an orphanage in SE Asia = spent a year snorting coke off of tranny cocks in Pattaya

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2630563&forum_id=2#26023760)