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list of things you can exaggerate on resume without getting caug
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Date: July 28th, 2014 11:13 PM Author: insanely creepy chrome resort weed whacker Obviously not degrees or employers. What small shit can you get away with that may make u more competitive. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2630563&forum_id=2#26019083) |
Date: July 28th, 2014 11:16 PM Author: marvelous flirting national trump supporter Experience within a given job. Lie like a motherfucker. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2630563&forum_id=2#26019102) |
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Date: July 28th, 2014 11:17 PM Author: insanely creepy chrome resort weed whacker Won't they verify with your employer what you actually did while working there? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2630563&forum_id=2#26019111) |
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Date: July 28th, 2014 11:18 PM Author: marvelous flirting national trump supporter lol, no. Most employers will only verify job title and dates of employment. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2630563&forum_id=2#26019119) |
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Date: July 28th, 2014 11:18 PM Author: Opaque hominid legal warrant Employers only confirm dates. Hth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2630563&forum_id=2#26019123) |
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Date: July 28th, 2014 11:19 PM Author: aphrodisiac lake macaca piazza "hey bob, it's joeschmo partner 2 blocks up. Remember dickfuck third year associate? Did he work on that bumbfuck underwriting two years ago?" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2630563&forum_id=2#26019129) |
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Date: July 29th, 2014 10:41 AM Author: Flatulent Crawly Tanning Salon 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2630563&forum_id=2#26021369) |
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Date: July 28th, 2014 11:20 PM Author: copper appetizing codepig Do you really think you were important enough for your employer to take the time to carefully document every task you did over a substantial period of time? And then to save that list after you left? And then to dig it out of his files and carefully cross-reference it with your resume, point by point? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2630563&forum_id=2#26019139) |
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Date: July 28th, 2014 11:18 PM Author: aphrodisiac lake macaca piazza This. And if you get called on it be prepared to learn whatever you lied about in one or two nights. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2630563&forum_id=2#26019118) |
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Date: July 29th, 2014 3:40 PM Author: Vigorous Massive Temple I would generally agree with all of this up until about third year or so. After that, be very careful exagerrating experience - especially in somewhat specialized areas. A dude lateraled into my firm as a fifth year. We were very, very busy and he was given a bunch of stuff to work on right away. It was obvious that he wasn't at the level that his resume/interviews indicated. The two main partners in the group had him fired three weeks in. They were pissed. He was a nice guy too - it wasn't that he wouldn't have fit in. The firing was based purely on resume padding. His old firm wouldn't take him back, because he left them on almost no notice. He went from v50 to v10 to small city midlaw in two months. I'm not saying stuff like this happens very often, but I have seen it happen. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2630563&forum_id=2#26023085) |
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Date: July 28th, 2014 11:18 PM Author: copper appetizing codepig Maybe extacuriculars if you're still young enough to list that shit? Nobody is going to call up to confirm if you were really in the College Democrats or the Law School Glee Club. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2630563&forum_id=2#26019127) |
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Date: July 28th, 2014 11:19 PM Author: Opaque hominid legal warrant Athletic achievements. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2630563&forum_id=2#26019133) |
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Date: July 28th, 2014 11:26 PM Author: Laughsome Locus Mental Disorder I was unemployed for almost a year back in 2009. My resume said, "Speaks, reads, and writes conversational Spanish."
I took four years of high school Spanish 20 years ago so that was a lie. My conversation was pretty much limited to "Mi nombre es Chilmata. Tengo un perro."
With less than a month left on my UI, I interviewed for this shitlaw firm in a shit area on the fringes of San Diego County. The second interview was conducted in Spanish and I bombed it. He told me he wanted to hire me, but he needs someone to speak Spanish. I was going to be interviewing incarcerated clients that don't speak English and getting crucial facts from them in the beginning of the case.
I begged the dude for a 30-day tryout, promised I wouldn't watch or listen to anything in English until I was fluent in Spanish. He called me later that day and gave me the job which I had for three years until my latest firm poached me from them. |
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Date: July 28th, 2014 11:28 PM Author: stirring persian space 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2630563&forum_id=2#26019175) |
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Date: July 28th, 2014 11:28 PM Author: marvelous flirting national trump supporter lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2630563&forum_id=2#26019177) |
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Date: July 29th, 2014 12:14 AM Author: cowardly school cafeteria (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2630563&forum_id=2#26019561) |
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Date: July 29th, 2014 12:24 AM Author: Splenetic Keepsake Machete 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2630563&forum_id=2#26019608) |
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Date: July 29th, 2014 12:30 AM Author: puce stimulating school so how good did you get? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2630563&forum_id=2#26019647) |
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Date: July 29th, 2014 12:47 PM Author: Laughsome Locus Mental Disorder I can hold my own if I have to. I'd say I'm 70% fluent. I still watch Univision like 98% of the time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2630563&forum_id=2#26022050) |
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Date: July 29th, 2014 10:23 AM Author: green kitty cat digit ratio I found this highly inspirational, for some reason (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2630563&forum_id=2#26021301) |
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Date: July 29th, 2014 10:25 AM Author: Yapping ticket booth corn cake bueno (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2630563&forum_id=2#26021305) |
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Date: July 29th, 2014 10:39 AM Author: Flatulent Crawly Tanning Salon Ciento ochenta (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2630563&forum_id=2#26021359) |
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Date: July 29th, 2014 10:41 AM Author: Sickened Philosopher-king unemployed millennials could learn a thing or two from this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2630563&forum_id=2#26021370) |
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Date: July 29th, 2014 11:48 AM Author: Embarrassed to the bone hateful address mediation Honestly this is 180 if flame and 180 if not. Also, millenials can really learn from this. They have to realize that you can't do things by the book. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2630563&forum_id=2#26021766) |
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Date: July 29th, 2014 12:46 PM Author: Laughsome Locus Mental Disorder not flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2630563&forum_id=2#26022045) |
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Date: July 29th, 2014 11:51 AM Author: sooty doobsian locale turdskin Fucking bootstraps bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2630563&forum_id=2#26021778) |
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Date: July 29th, 2014 3:45 PM Author: Motley Athletic Conference Continuous effort - not strength or intelligence - is the key to unlocking our potential (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2630563&forum_id=2#26023107) |
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Date: July 28th, 2014 11:29 PM Author: marvelous flirting national trump supporter Also, you can lie about your interests. This is valuable, if, like me, you have no interests other than alcohol and poasting. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2630563&forum_id=2#26019189) |
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Date: July 29th, 2014 10:26 AM Author: Sickened Philosopher-king golf (hole-in-one) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2630563&forum_id=2#26021309) |
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Date: July 28th, 2014 11:34 PM Author: self-absorbed charcoal doctorate background story max squat obviously (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2630563&forum_id=2#26019215) |
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Date: July 29th, 2014 12:14 AM Author: cowardly school cafeteria (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2630563&forum_id=2#26019562) |
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Date: July 29th, 2014 12:17 AM Author: Opaque hominid legal warrant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2630563&forum_id=2#26019574) |
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Date: July 29th, 2014 12:26 AM Author: fear-inspiring mind-boggling fortuitous meteor library your 405 squat impresses the partner. he invites you to the gym and loads up 4 plates on the bar. what now? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2630563&forum_id=2#26019626) |
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Date: July 29th, 2014 10:21 AM Author: bearded rehab jap Look him straight in the eye, motion to the bar, and say "Ladies first."
Gotta call dat nigga bluff or he gon call yours |
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Date: July 29th, 2014 1:06 PM Author: curious chestnut chapel Clothed? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2630563&forum_id=2#26022180) |
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Date: July 29th, 2014 12:17 AM Author: talented box office stain If you went to an obscure branch campus, just put down "University of Texas" or "University of North Carolina" on your resume, omitting the city name. They won't use your resume to check this info, they'll have you fill out an application for HR. Put the full university name down on this application (which the hiring manager won't see) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2630563&forum_id=2#26019576) |
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Date: July 29th, 2014 12:25 AM Author: Splenetic Keepsake Machete (graduate of Harvard Extension School) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2630563&forum_id=2#26019613) |
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Date: July 29th, 2014 12:26 AM Author: talented box office stain (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2630563&forum_id=2#26019627) |
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Date: July 29th, 2014 12:31 AM Author: hairraiser geriatric bawdyhouse could you turn a SUNY UG into NYU this way (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2630563&forum_id=2#26019657) |
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Date: July 29th, 2014 11:51 AM Author: Passionate Range Fat Ankles I turned New York Law School -> NYU Law (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2630563&forum_id=2#26021777) |
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Date: July 29th, 2014 12:57 PM Author: white feces (george o'leary) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2630563&forum_id=2#26022120) |
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Date: July 29th, 2014 3:50 PM Author: Dun fighting elastic band University of Chicago ... really just University in Chicago (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2630563&forum_id=2#26023123) |
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Date: July 29th, 2014 12:19 AM Author: 180 Nursing Home Rhodes Scholarship
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Date: July 29th, 2014 12:30 AM Author: Supple Nibblets Whether or not you have a middle initial (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2630563&forum_id=2#26019650) |
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Date: July 29th, 2014 12:31 AM Author: Exhilarant vengeful masturbator anything. ppl never check and for most jobs u dont need experience at all. no matter how well versed u are in something they always train u up again as soon as u join. u can take a job as an experienced underwater welder and even tho 5 years or w/e of experience is required they will teach you how to do it during the first week or so. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2630563&forum_id=2#26019660) |
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Date: July 29th, 2014 10:25 AM Author: green kitty cat digit ratio Cr. I've blatantly lied and exaggerated my background for every job I've ever had (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2630563&forum_id=2#26021304) |
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Date: July 29th, 2014 11:46 AM Author: Exhilarant vengeful masturbator they just train u up anyways, no matter what. its 180. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2630563&forum_id=2#26021757) |
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Date: July 29th, 2014 10:27 AM Author: Sickened Philosopher-king Linkedin makes it more difficult to make up job titles. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2630563&forum_id=2#26021314) |
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Date: July 29th, 2014 11:33 AM Author: Histrionic genital piercing indian lodge You can lie about almost anything without getting caught. The truth is that most stuff is rarely checked. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2630563&forum_id=2#26021673) |
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Date: July 29th, 2014 12:02 PM Author: Bistre Windowlicker Voyeur all fraud&creamlie ... we're all gonna maek it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2630563&forum_id=2#26021847) |
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Date: July 29th, 2014 12:45 PM Author: Balding rigor GPA--most places don't actually ask for transcripts. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2630563&forum_id=2#26022038) |
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Date: July 29th, 2014 5:14 PM Author: thirsty cumskin Agreed. Most law schools don't calculate a gpa on the transcript, so it would take HR 10 min to calculate and verify the gpa asserted on the resume. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2630563&forum_id=2#26023658) |
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Date: July 29th, 2014 3:46 PM Author: Bossy Aromatic Idea He Suggested basically anything that you claim took place in a foreign country. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2630563&forum_id=2#26023111) |
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Date: July 29th, 2014 5:31 PM Author: Glassy shivering newt cr
Volunteer in an orphanage in SE Asia = spent a year snorting coke off of tranny cocks in Pattaya |