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Date: July 29th, 2014 2:40 PM
Author: hyperventilating weed whacker

towards the bowl, tell the server you changed your mind.

Very rarely will they ever remove it from the burrito and they won't charge you for it b/c you never wanted it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2631067&forum_id=2#26022725)



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Date: July 29th, 2014 2:40 PM
Author: jet-lagged twinkling uncleanness point

christ, how fucking poor are you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2631067&forum_id=2#26022728)



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Date: July 30th, 2014 2:06 AM
Author: Adventurous Adulterous Police Squad



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Date: October 28th, 2015 9:24 PM
Author: cyan elite mad cow disease partner



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Date: July 29th, 2014 2:43 PM
Author: Gold startling principal's office immigrant

gas yourself kikenstein

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2631067&forum_id=2#26022750)



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Date: July 29th, 2014 2:44 PM
Author: razzle slate kitty cat multi-billionaire

lol 180 i think i might try this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2631067&forum_id=2#26022756)



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Date: July 29th, 2014 2:46 PM
Author: sickened jap really tough guy

(guy wearing a yarmulke, sucking on his mom's tit at the age of 29)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2631067&forum_id=2#26022766)



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Date: July 29th, 2014 2:47 PM
Author: jet-lagged twinkling uncleanness point



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Date: July 29th, 2014 2:47 PM
Author: rose school cafeteria



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Date: July 29th, 2014 2:48 PM
Author: Hideous Khaki Theatre Dysfunction



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Date: July 29th, 2014 3:30 PM
Author: Spectacular nursing home



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Date: July 31st, 2014 10:02 AM
Author: Stirring Corner Pocket Flask



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Date: July 31st, 2014 2:26 PM
Author: Stubborn rigpig field



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Date: August 17th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Plum Mind-boggling University Goyim



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Date: February 18th, 2015 6:57 PM
Author: Aromatic Spruce Base Voyeur



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Date: October 28th, 2015 9:40 PM
Author: High-end deer antler



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Date: July 20th, 2016 9:01 AM
Author: sickened jap really tough guy



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Date: July 20th, 2016 9:11 AM
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Date: May 10th, 2015 9:24 AM
Author: scarlet erotic library blood rage

lol

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Date: July 20th, 2016 9:10 AM
Author: hyperventilating weed whacker

(((.,.,.,.,.,.,.,,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2631067&forum_id=2#30977213)



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Date: July 29th, 2014 2:40 PM
Author: rose school cafeteria

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2631067&forum_id=2#26022727)



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Date: July 29th, 2014 2:41 PM
Author: well-lubricated house

(black woman)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2631067&forum_id=2#26022732)



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Date: July 29th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: sickened jap really tough guy

NUH UH I AINT PAYIN FO DAT I SAID NEVAMIND BEFO YOU PUT IT ON MA BURRITOS, GURL

WHERE DA MANAGER AT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2631067&forum_id=2#26022743)



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Date: July 29th, 2014 2:43 PM
Author: topaz jewess karate



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Date: July 29th, 2014 2:47 PM
Author: jet-lagged twinkling uncleanness point



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Date: July 29th, 2014 2:47 PM
Author: rose school cafeteria



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Date: July 29th, 2014 3:32 PM
Author: Histrionic Gunner

omg

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Date: July 30th, 2014 2:07 AM
Author: multi-colored philosopher-king



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Date: July 30th, 2014 12:19 PM
Author: vibrant lake travel guidebook



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Date: July 30th, 2014 1:51 PM
Author: Histrionic Gunner



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Date: July 30th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: Rambunctious beta hunting ground plaza



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Date: July 30th, 2014 2:46 PM
Author: Razzmatazz trailer park



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Date: July 31st, 2014 9:41 AM
Author: rusted theater stage chad

18000000000

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Date: July 31st, 2014 10:02 AM
Author: Stirring Corner Pocket Flask



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Date: July 31st, 2014 2:26 PM
Author: Stubborn rigpig field



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Date: July 31st, 2014 7:55 PM
Author: Histrionic Gunner



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Date: July 31st, 2014 7:56 PM
Author: tantric talented sneaky criminal dog poop



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Date: August 1st, 2014 11:15 AM
Author: topaz jewess karate



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Date: August 2nd, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: Histrionic Gunner



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Date: August 2nd, 2014 11:47 AM
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Date: August 17th, 2014 5:26 PM
Author: rusted theater stage chad



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Date: August 17th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Plum Mind-boggling University Goyim



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Date: August 21st, 2014 7:43 PM
Author: tantric talented sneaky criminal dog poop



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Date: August 21st, 2014 9:52 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Locale Boiling Water

lol

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Date: September 8th, 2014 6:42 PM
Author: topaz jewess karate



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Date: September 8th, 2014 6:43 PM
Author: lascivious insane home french chef



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Date: September 8th, 2014 6:43 PM
Author: Histrionic Gunner



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 12:08 PM
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Date: September 29th, 2014 9:48 PM
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Date: November 1st, 2014 7:39 PM
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It's true

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Date: February 18th, 2015 6:52 PM
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Date: May 10th, 2015 8:30 AM
Author: fragrant useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2631067&forum_id=2#27859193)



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Date: May 10th, 2015 8:39 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Locale Boiling Water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2631067&forum_id=2#27859209)



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Date: May 10th, 2015 8:45 AM
Author: crusty magenta laser beams dilemma

Lol it's true. Blacks are horrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2631067&forum_id=2#27859216)



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Date: May 10th, 2015 9:15 AM
Author: Doobsian set roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2631067&forum_id=2#27859275)



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Date: July 22nd, 2015 10:50 AM
Author: Titillating buck-toothed quadroon ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2631067&forum_id=2#28388751)



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Date: October 28th, 2015 9:38 PM
Author: 180 orange filthpig bawdyhouse

Haha JFC holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2631067&forum_id=2#29063785)



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Date: March 1st, 2016 12:11 PM
Author: Contagious brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2631067&forum_id=2#29951853)



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Date: January 16th, 2017 10:42 PM
Author: lemon church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2631067&forum_id=2#32388973)



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Date: May 10th, 2017 4:55 PM
Author: rusted theater stage chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2631067&forum_id=2#33275263)



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Date: May 10th, 2017 4:57 PM
Author: Sinister Rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2631067&forum_id=2#33275269)



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Date: May 10th, 2017 5:05 PM
Author: bronze ticket booth scourge upon the earth

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2631067&forum_id=2#33275336)



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Date: June 23rd, 2017 2:16 PM
Author: appetizing know-it-all puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2631067&forum_id=2#33625830)



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Date: February 21st, 2018 4:16 PM
Author: topaz jewess karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2631067&forum_id=2#35454355)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 7:12 AM
Author: topaz jewess karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2631067&forum_id=2#36067415)



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Date: March 28th, 2019 12:27 PM
Author: topaz jewess karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2631067&forum_id=2#38004717)



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Date: February 19th, 2022 6:46 PM
Author: rusted theater stage chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2631067&forum_id=2#43995555)



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Date: July 29th, 2014 2:41 PM
Author: vivacious talking hell pistol

Lol do you panhandle for a living?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2631067&forum_id=2#26022734)



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Date: July 29th, 2014 2:49 PM
Author: Puce motley idea he suggested bbw

this thread reeks of bagel and humus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2631067&forum_id=2#26022785)



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Date: July 29th, 2014 2:50 PM
Author: hyperventilating weed whacker

Lifehack: You can pull off the same thing w/ bagel schmear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2631067&forum_id=2#26022796)



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Date: July 29th, 2014 2:51 PM
Author: Hideous Khaki Theatre Dysfunction

dood, you're done here. just stop.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2631067&forum_id=2#26022803)



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Date: July 29th, 2014 2:53 PM
Author: Puce motley idea he suggested bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2631067&forum_id=2#26022815)



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Date: July 29th, 2014 3:29 PM
Author: passionate painfully honest goal in life church

Shameless virgin kike, OP is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2631067&forum_id=2#26023027)



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Date: July 29th, 2014 3:30 PM
Author: Irradiated State

everyone in line just glared at you and judged you with a finality you will feel for the rest of your life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2631067&forum_id=2#26023031)



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Date: July 30th, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: lascivious insane home french chef

solid work all around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2631067&forum_id=2#26026361)



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Date: July 30th, 2014 12:39 AM
Author: Vigorous Indian Lodge Affirmative Action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2631067&forum_id=2#26026417)



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Date: July 30th, 2014 12:39 AM
Author: Big-titted grizzly crackhouse persian

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2631067&forum_id=2#26026420)



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Date: July 30th, 2014 1:31 AM
Author: Doobsian set roommate

everyone but OP itt are FAGGOTS. this is a fuckin genuine lifehack you ingrates.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2631067&forum_id=2#26026758)



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Date: July 30th, 2014 12:17 PM
Author: Puce motley idea he suggested bbw

(chaim pubeberg)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2631067&forum_id=2#26028600)



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Date: January 24th, 2015 4:04 PM
Author: Doobsian set roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2631067&forum_id=2#27178538)



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Date: October 30th, 2015 4:37 PM
Author: Alcoholic Box Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2631067&forum_id=2#29076191)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 8:00 AM
Author: pink idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2631067&forum_id=2#36067522)



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Date: July 30th, 2014 1:56 AM
Author: Stubborn rigpig field

i feel like the pibb in the water cup is hack enough for me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2631067&forum_id=2#26026910)



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Date: July 30th, 2014 1:56 AM
Author: multi-colored philosopher-king

(falseflag blondielaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2631067&forum_id=2#26026915)



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Date: August 21st, 2014 8:28 PM
Author: Odious Reading Party Native

Guac gate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2631067&forum_id=2#26179299)



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Date: July 30th, 2014 2:08 AM
Author: Razzmatazz trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2631067&forum_id=2#26026959)



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Date: July 30th, 2014 12:15 PM
Author: jet-lagged twinkling uncleanness point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2631067&forum_id=2#26028591)



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Date: July 30th, 2014 12:17 PM
Author: zippy arousing station

YOU KNOW GUAC IS EXTRA, RITE?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2631067&forum_id=2#26028603)



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Date: July 30th, 2014 12:17 PM
Author: zippy arousing station

http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/58/a0/21/58a0219df21275d0858cda26c2061d2b.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2631067&forum_id=2#26028606)



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Date: July 30th, 2014 12:20 PM
Author: vibrant lake travel guidebook

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2631067&forum_id=2#26028614)



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Date: August 2nd, 2014 11:39 AM
Author: Flirting azn

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2631067&forum_id=2#26046522)



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Date: September 8th, 2014 7:00 PM
Author: multi-colored philosopher-king

actual lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2631067&forum_id=2#26289907)



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Date: July 30th, 2014 12:18 PM
Author: hyperventilating weed whacker

Guac is a ripoff. Isn't it like $3 for a dollop? That increases the cost of the meal by like 25%.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2631067&forum_id=2#26028610)



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Date: July 30th, 2014 12:20 PM
Author: Stubborn rigpig field

i get veggie burritos for this reason. i dig steak but i find that it messes up the texture of the rest of the burrito and i can instead cop that free guac like yny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2631067&forum_id=2#26028613)



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Date: July 31st, 2014 8:08 PM
Author: charismatic property

unless its a ttt chipotle with cold meat (which happens periodically, I'll admit) the meat quality is one of the best things about chipotle. their rice, beans, tortillas, etc. are shit. salsa/guac is good though, but I can't imagine eating a bunch of shit filler with guac.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2631067&forum_id=2#26037740)



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Date: July 31st, 2014 3:03 AM
Author: swashbuckling coffee pot stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2631067&forum_id=2#26033527)



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Date: July 31st, 2014 3:06 AM
Author: galvanic nibblets

"A small boiling sierra mist and guaca-NEVERMIND!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2631067&forum_id=2#26033532)



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Date: July 31st, 2014 3:07 AM
Author: aphrodisiac ebony death wish abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2631067&forum_id=2#26033534)



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Date: July 31st, 2014 5:55 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle casino national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2631067&forum_id=2#26034040)



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Date: July 31st, 2014 5:56 AM
Author: Twinkling trip queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2631067&forum_id=2#26034041)



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Date: August 2nd, 2014 11:15 AM
Author: Milky Harsh Locus

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2631067&forum_id=2#26046446)



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Date: August 17th, 2014 5:29 PM
Author: Plum Mind-boggling University Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2631067&forum_id=2#26147948)



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Date: September 19th, 2014 6:20 PM
Author: Titillating buck-toothed quadroon ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2631067&forum_id=2#26359098)



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Date: September 29th, 2014 9:49 PM
Author: Milky Harsh Locus

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2631067&forum_id=2#26424433)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 1:07 PM
Author: self-absorbed chapel

I CHORTLED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2631067&forum_id=2#27171189)



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Date: July 22nd, 2015 10:55 AM
Author: charcoal selfie fat ankles

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2631067&forum_id=2#28388780)



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Date: July 31st, 2014 6:40 AM
Author: Electric confused address

Never seen a group of people so singularly fixated on getting free guacamole than this board over the years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2631067&forum_id=2#26034076)



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Date: July 31st, 2014 2:20 PM
Author: jet-lagged twinkling uncleanness point

can faggots not read? this entire thread seems to be about chastising the poor nigger OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2631067&forum_id=2#26035663)



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Date: July 31st, 2014 2:27 PM
Author: Stubborn rigpig field

lol chung figured this out ages ago, joke's on you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2631067&forum_id=2#26035696)



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Date: July 31st, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: Olive kink-friendly public bath prole

(Chipotle exec)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2631067&forum_id=2#26037715)



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Date: August 2nd, 2014 11:14 AM
Author: shimmering nubile regret den

I got a bullet in the chamber and it's ready to eject!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2631067&forum_id=2#26046442)



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Date: July 31st, 2014 8:15 PM
Author: Flirting azn

(TT disputing $1 credit card charge)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2631067&forum_id=2#26037771)



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Date: July 31st, 2014 9:00 PM
Author: Dull Ladyboy Doctorate

XO 2004: Free Oxford MA or MIT PhD?

XO 2014: Free Guac?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2631067&forum_id=2#26037989)



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Date: July 22nd, 2015 10:55 AM
Author: charcoal selfie fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2631067&forum_id=2#28388789)



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Date: August 2nd, 2014 11:49 AM
Author: shimmering nubile regret den

I said my "Ex Loves Cock."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2631067&forum_id=2#26046572)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 6:41 PM
Author: rusted theater stage chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2631067&forum_id=2#26061006)



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Date: August 6th, 2014 1:02 AM
Author: Doobsian set roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2631067&forum_id=2#26071261)



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Date: August 17th, 2014 5:27 PM
Author: Razzmatazz trailer park

almost as inadvertently hilarious as the chipotle thread chung made

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2631067&forum_id=2#26147928)



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Date: August 20th, 2014 1:41 PM
Author: Mint cheese-eating love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2631067&forum_id=2#26169475)



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Date: August 21st, 2014 7:42 PM
Author: Canary gas station background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2631067&forum_id=2#26179013)



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Date: September 8th, 2014 6:57 PM
Author: hyperventilating weed whacker

I think this is my best poast in my xo poasting history.

*Single proud tear falls down my cheek*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2631067&forum_id=2#26289896)



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Date: September 8th, 2014 6:58 PM
Author: Puce motley idea he suggested bbw

the kikiest poast in xo history.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2631067&forum_id=2#26289901)



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Date: September 19th, 2014 6:12 PM
Author: Doobsian set roommate

180 breh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2631067&forum_id=2#26359045)



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Date: March 1st, 2016 12:15 PM
Author: hyperventilating weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2631067&forum_id=2#29951871)



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Date: September 9th, 2014 1:02 PM
Author: hyperventilating weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2631067&forum_id=2#26294716)



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Date: October 5th, 2014 6:17 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle casino national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2631067&forum_id=2#26461711)



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Date: October 6th, 2014 12:46 AM
Author: hyperventilating weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2631067&forum_id=2#26464457)



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Date: October 8th, 2014 12:16 PM
Author: Canary gas station background story

I have reason to believe this may not work anymore.

Yesterday I went to Chipotle and asked for medium salsa. But the burrito artist scooped out a helping of pico de gallo. As she shook the spoon toward my burrito, I told her, "no, medium."

It was too late. The pico plopped on my chicken. Without skipping a beat, she immediately began scooping it off. I told her it was fine, but she kept going. She even got one of those little salsa cups to help dig the pico out of the chickeny nooks and crannies.

Be advised: Their training may have been updated to defeat mid-application retraction of condiment authorization.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2631067&forum_id=2#26479401)



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Date: November 1st, 2014 6:54 PM
Author: Electric confused address

Cr. They are onto us

    

Date: September 9th, 2014 12:42 PM

Author: End Road Work

So i just got back to the office from the local chipotle, where I grab lunch at least once a week, often running the guac scam I first read about here.

Today I yelled out my "NUH-UH I AI--" when a swarthy looking Indian came out and instructed the young black lady to start over.

She looked up quizzically and he repeated: start over.

So she scraped EVERYTHING off of my tortilla straight into the trash and rebuilt my burrito.

Then when the time came for salsa the alpha Indian bro stared me straight in the eyes and said "Now, how about that guacamole?"

"nuh uh" i muttered. "I don't want no guacamole"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2669611&forum_id=2#26294614)

   



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2631067&forum_id=2#26628892)



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Date: November 1st, 2014 7:42 PM
Author: Supple lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2631067&forum_id=2#26629088)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 1:02 PM
Author: Racy Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2631067&forum_id=2#27171145)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: self-absorbed chapel

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2631067&forum_id=2#27171200)



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Date: January 24th, 2015 4:08 PM
Author: Orchid godawful hospital

This thread never not delivers a hearty LOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2631067&forum_id=2#27178546)



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Date: January 24th, 2015 4:08 PM
Author: Flirting azn

PEOPLE LIKE YOU ARE THE REASON THEY HAVE TO TELL US THAT GUAC IS EXTRA EVERY TIME

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2631067&forum_id=2#27178549)



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Date: January 24th, 2015 4:09 PM
Author: hyperventilating weed whacker

Wear the shirt then.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2631067&forum_id=2#27178551)



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Date: January 24th, 2015 4:11 PM
Author: cracking range

"Guac's extra is that OK?"

"Yeah. J/k! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2631067&forum_id=2#27178559)



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Date: February 10th, 2015 11:49 PM
Author: geriatric wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2631067&forum_id=2#27290546)



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Date: February 18th, 2015 7:00 PM
Author: glittery senate

this doesn't work. never did. they either scrape the burrito or start with a fresh one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2631067&forum_id=2#27344164)



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Date: April 13th, 2015 6:04 PM
Author: glittery senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2631067&forum_id=2#27683717)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 7:17 AM
Author: floppy toaster national

(guy at tel aviv chipotle where they've seen it all before)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2631067&forum_id=2#36067421)



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Date: February 25th, 2015 12:38 PM
Author: Jet stimulating kitty meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2631067&forum_id=2#27389076)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 4:20 PM
Author: Jet stimulating kitty meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2631067&forum_id=2#27489114)



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Date: April 13th, 2015 5:57 PM
Author: Jet stimulating kitty meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2631067&forum_id=2#27683685)



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Date: October 28th, 2015 9:21 PM
Author: hyperventilating weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2631067&forum_id=2#29063544)



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Date: March 1st, 2016 12:08 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Volcanic Crater Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2631067&forum_id=2#29951835)



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Date: August 11th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: Canary gas station background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2631067&forum_id=2#31162332)



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Date: June 23rd, 2017 1:56 PM
Author: Irate deep jew tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2631067&forum_id=2#33625627)



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Date: June 23rd, 2017 2:17 PM
Author: awkward bipolar dopamine

xo collective consumer surplus increased by probably $60-70k because of this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2631067&forum_id=2#33625841)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 2:22 AM
Author: lavender big haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2631067&forum_id=2#34698470)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 8:11 PM
Author: Rough-skinned Turquoise Preventive Strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2631067&forum_id=2#34848042)



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Date: January 8th, 2020 11:09 PM
Author: Titillating buck-toothed quadroon ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2631067&forum_id=2#39403126)



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Date: October 4th, 2020 8:47 PM
Author: Clear whorehouse faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2631067&forum_id=2#41047489)



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Date: March 8th, 2021 9:34 PM
Author: Titillating buck-toothed quadroon ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2631067&forum_id=2#42071475)



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Date: January 18th, 2023 5:43 PM
Author: Effete Liquid Oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2631067&forum_id=2#45807856)



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Date: April 6th, 2024 8:20 PM
Author: bisexual ape stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2631067&forum_id=2#47560990)