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Date: August 1st, 2014 9:15 AM Author: learning disabled titillating place of business Hypo: You step into the body of a poor 18 year old who just barely graduated from a bad high school. You now have your brain, though, instead of his. You don't know your dad and your mom is a cashier at a grocery store making minimum wage. You have no money, no credit history, and your mom and you are being evicted from the apartment you live in. What's your plan for getting into the middle class by the age of 25? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2633610&forum_id=2#26040762) |
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Date: August 1st, 2014 9:23 AM Author: learning disabled titillating place of business What about accounting at community college for 2 years, transfer to local state school to finish degree in accounting, get straight A's, head to local CPA firm, lateral to Big 4? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2633610&forum_id=2#26040773) |
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Date: August 1st, 2014 9:25 AM Author: Flesh Headpube could work, but it would be lonely as fuck. you'd unintentionally alienate all of your peers. the military route would make you a hero in the eyes of your family and all your prole peers. after 20 years, you retire and play with your dogs and vacation in florida. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2633610&forum_id=2#26040779) |
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Date: August 1st, 2014 9:27 AM Author: Maniacal tattoo This is true. You need to estrange yourself from Poors to move up. This is what ball players forget (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2633610&forum_id=2#26040786) |
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Date: August 1st, 2014 9:28 AM Author: learning disabled titillating place of business True, true. Other Poors are a capital drain.
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Date: August 1st, 2014 9:26 AM Author: Maniacal tattoo More like knock up hot girl at community college and join dad at the grocery store (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2633610&forum_id=2#26040783) |
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Date: August 1st, 2014 9:26 AM Author: Arousing carmine church bbw What are you doing for money in that time period? Loans?
Just enlist, do three years and then go to state school then go to CPA firm. Never lateral to Big 4, wtf why would you do that. |
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Date: August 1st, 2014 9:28 AM Author: learning disabled titillating place of business Cop dat GI Bill? Good idea. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2633610&forum_id=2#26040790) |
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Date: August 1st, 2014 9:47 AM Author: walnut stirring nibblets /thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2633610&forum_id=2#26040832) |
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Date: August 1st, 2014 9:45 AM Author: Diverse clear factory reset button move to north carolina or florida. work for a year to save up some money and cop in state tuition at either UNC or UF. I'd retake the SATs and cop 1500+ so hopefully that would be enough to get in but if not I'd do some time at a CC or TTT college.
edit: or apply to private schools and try to get fin aid. I'd have good SATs and could write some sappy school of hard knocks essay that shitlib adcoms would eat up and would justify my SPS grades.
also, am i a minority in this hypo? If so, go to harvard for free and eventually become president. |
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Date: August 1st, 2014 9:48 AM Author: walnut stirring nibblets Enlist is tcr.
Or do ROTC, have Uncle Sam pay DAT TUITION, come out as a 2nd Lt.
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Date: August 1st, 2014 9:52 AM Author: mint elastic band enlist, retake SAT, cop GI Bill to state uni after 5 years, bank as much as I can, go work for MBB, get firm sponsorship to bschool, etc. I know a guy who went down that path and he's doing pretty well for himself considering where he started. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2633610&forum_id=2#26040851) |
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Date: August 1st, 2014 9:54 AM Author: Diverse clear factory reset button ppl itt saying to enlist are retards. dirt poor people can go to private colleges practically for free. you don't need to throw your life away being cannon fodder. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2633610&forum_id=2#26040854) |
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Date: August 1st, 2014 9:56 AM Author: Arousing carmine church bbw (guy who didn't read or understand the whole hypo) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2633610&forum_id=2#26040857) |
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Date: August 1st, 2014 9:57 AM Author: Diverse clear factory reset button you could get past your sps high school grades. fuck joining the military. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2633610&forum_id=2#26040860) |
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Date: August 1st, 2014 9:59 AM Author: electric violent range rigpig (guy who thinks the whole military is cannon fodder) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2633610&forum_id=2#26040863) |
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Date: August 1st, 2014 10:00 AM Author: Diverse clear factory reset button nah, poors with shit education are always first in line to become officers or qualify for specialty programs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2633610&forum_id=2#26040866) |
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Date: August 1st, 2014 10:03 AM Author: electric violent range rigpig do you realize that outside the marines you get to choose you're MOS/rating? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2633610&forum_id=2#26040872) |
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Date: August 1st, 2014 10:04 AM Author: Diverse clear factory reset button so? you're still an army prole. I wouldn't even consider that middle class. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2633610&forum_id=2#26040874) |
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Date: August 1st, 2014 9:57 AM Author: electric violent range rigpig just do navy nuclear program then engineering degree for free after enlistment. make 6 figs after graduation no debt
edit: forgot to mention these brehs get $21-25k enlistment bonuses on top of regular military pay so you'll have plenty of money to help out you're mom |
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Date: August 1st, 2014 10:21 AM Author: Startling bawdyhouse goal in life Edit: assuming I am black although hypo did not specify
I have my brain?
I walk into a testing center, fire off a 1400+ SAT cold, write up some weepy, manipulative personal essay statements and cop a sweet full ride to a prestigious four year school.
I move my mom out the ghetto and we split a one bedroom apartment in a college town. She gets a new job as a cashier. I get a part time job with some entrepreneurial flair. I also find a well respected extra curricular organization and dominate it so I am in a leadership role as an upper classman.
I graduate with high honors and all sorts of feature stories are done on me. I get my pick of business offers and I never look back. |
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Date: August 1st, 2014 10:31 AM Author: Arousing carmine church bbw Did you graduate with high honors and succeed in your extra curricculars to the same degree? Because I don't think just being black solves that problem. Plus you will literally be perceived as dumber than you are. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2633610&forum_id=2#26040947) |
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Date: August 1st, 2014 10:43 AM Author: Startling bawdyhouse goal in life Bro graduating with a 3.8 is objective evidence of intelligence.
"Oh look at Tayshaun he think he's hot shit but we all know the real reason he's here"
"He got a 3.8 and was president of SGA. What was your GPA?"
"..."
*later on*
*black ppl suck* *poast*
*stfu fucklaw* |
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Date: August 1st, 2014 10:35 AM Author: galvanic ungodly market giraffe not flame i started reading the middle paragraph to the tune of tracy chapman's Fast Car
She gets a new job as a cashier. I get a part time job with some entrepreneurial flair. |
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Date: August 1st, 2014 10:36 AM Author: Fighting useless brakes dysfunction "I get a part time job with some entrepreneurial flair." (drug dealer) |
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Date: August 1st, 2014 10:41 AM Author: mind-boggling onyx chapel I'd take two jobs if necessary to work 60+ hours a week, get myself a cheap car and get a place with a couple responsible roommates for cheap.
I bust my ass until I have enough to comfortably make it through Barber College, then I do that, cop a jerb, work overtime, and am immediately middle class.
Then I get some chill str8 bros to start the first nude barbershop and become wealthy as FUCK. |