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Everytime I want to quit biglaw, I think about people in Shitlaw

I have seriously resolved to quit this job so many times. T...
fiercely-loyal property
  08/02/14
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purple bonkers trailer park
  08/02/14
wow this is a really introspective post. it's almost like yo...
Claret big-titted chapel
  08/02/14
unnecessary but humorous
Indigo boistinker
  08/02/14
I laughed.
fiercely-loyal property
  08/02/14
it is in the running for poast of the month (of course, it i...
pearl nudist police squad cumskin
  08/02/14
its a commentary on how shit the legal profession is
Chestnut comical casino scourge upon the earth
  08/02/14
lol
violet stimulating native
  08/02/14
donny....
racy harsh forum affirmative action
  09/16/14
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marvelous persian
  09/16/14
18000000000
aphrodisiac brindle pit
  09/16/14
tyft
thirsty stead bbw
  09/16/14
fucking laughing out loud at this one
khaki exciting school cafeteria hairy legs
  09/16/14
...
Supple overrated karate national
  09/16/14
the happiest lawyers i know are shitlaw criminal defense dud...
marvelous persian
  09/16/14
Lol at low stress but otherwise cr
aphrodisiac brindle pit
  09/16/14
i think the guys i know have a little more support structure...
marvelous persian
  09/16/14
hustling for clients is the most 180 part about shitlaw. The...
Beady-eyed poppy tanning salon
  09/16/14
this is in line with my solo crim law friends. One guy has t...
khaki exciting school cafeteria hairy legs
  09/16/14
having people's freedom in your hands seems really chill
brass striped hyena party of the first part
  09/16/14
i doubt too many criminal defense bros are losing sleep worr...
marvelous persian
  09/16/14
Very very few criminal attorneys handle only criminal cases....
Beady-eyed poppy tanning salon
  09/16/14
wait what, the other shitlaw thread said they all make 80-12...
Massive cowardly pistol useless brakes
  09/16/14
Fuck. Me too. There's a girl that was only ranked like 4 peo...
Cracking filthpig church
  09/16/14
Could make this an HBO miniseries: Scared Straight
underhanded faggotry internal respiration
  09/16/14
? why is shitlaw the only alternative
Wonderful Set
  09/16/14


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Date: August 2nd, 2014 3:16 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal property

I have seriously resolved to quit this job so many times. Time and time again I end up meeting or hearing about a friend of a friend who is stuck in shitlaw essentially doing the same shit for a quarter my salary (I literally cannot comprehend how people work these hours for 40k), and then feel like an asshole and cannot bring myself to quit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2634508&forum_id=2#26047615)



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Date: August 2nd, 2014 8:41 PM
Author: purple bonkers trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2634508&forum_id=2#26049180)



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Date: August 2nd, 2014 3:18 PM
Author: Claret big-titted chapel

wow this is a really introspective post. it's almost like you concluded something about your life, but then you considered other variables. have you considered publishing your memoirs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2634508&forum_id=2#26047625)



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Date: August 2nd, 2014 3:19 PM
Author: Indigo boistinker

unnecessary but humorous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2634508&forum_id=2#26047631)



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Date: August 2nd, 2014 3:21 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal property

I laughed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2634508&forum_id=2#26047644)



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Date: August 2nd, 2014 8:28 PM
Author: pearl nudist police squad cumskin

it is in the running for poast of the month (of course, it is only the 2nd, but i laughed like a motherfucker too)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2634508&forum_id=2#26049102)



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Date: August 2nd, 2014 8:42 PM
Author: Chestnut comical casino scourge upon the earth

its a commentary on how shit the legal profession is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2634508&forum_id=2#26049185)



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Date: August 2nd, 2014 9:01 PM
Author: violet stimulating native

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2634508&forum_id=2#26049316)



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Date: September 16th, 2014 5:05 PM
Author: racy harsh forum affirmative action

donny....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2634508&forum_id=2#26340576)



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Date: September 16th, 2014 5:07 PM
Author: marvelous persian



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Date: September 16th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: aphrodisiac brindle pit

18000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2634508&forum_id=2#26340630)



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Date: September 16th, 2014 5:17 PM
Author: thirsty stead bbw

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2634508&forum_id=2#26340648)



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Date: September 16th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: khaki exciting school cafeteria hairy legs

fucking laughing out loud at this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2634508&forum_id=2#26340712)



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Date: September 16th, 2014 6:24 PM
Author: Supple overrated karate national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2634508&forum_id=2#26340967)



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Date: September 16th, 2014 5:08 PM
Author: marvelous persian

the happiest lawyers i know are shitlaw criminal defense dudes. it's easy, they have hilarious stories, and low stress/lots of flexibility. they seem to make decent money eventually. i kind of look at them with envy but i'm not ready to try it out yet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2634508&forum_id=2#26340592)



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Date: September 16th, 2014 5:15 PM
Author: aphrodisiac brindle pit

Lol at low stress but otherwise cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2634508&forum_id=2#26340636)



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Date: September 16th, 2014 5:21 PM
Author: marvelous persian

i think the guys i know have a little more support structure around them than you, but fair.

still, they are by far the most relaxed lawyers i know and spend the least amount of time working. most of them are home and not thinking about work by early afternoon every day if they don't have any trial shit happening, which seems rare. it seems like once you are in a position where you are not hustling for clients all the time and have decent staff, that's where the chill lifestyle really sets in. i don't know anything about what it's like if you're less established or really out on your own.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2634508&forum_id=2#26340671)



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Date: September 16th, 2014 5:29 PM
Author: Beady-eyed poppy tanning salon

hustling for clients is the most 180 part about shitlaw. There's a lot of stress because there's really no training. I'm at a relatively established shitlaw firm and they rarely give me direction. I stay up at night thinking I committed malpractice on the civil cases I handle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2634508&forum_id=2#26340709)



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Date: September 16th, 2014 5:32 PM
Author: khaki exciting school cafeteria hairy legs

this is in line with my solo crim law friends. One guy has this exact lifestyle, making six figs and is home by 3pm most days. I'm sure it can be stressful, but he has a good gig. Has hilarious stories, every day is an adventure.

Another friend of mine was at a firm for a long time, got shitcanned, then went solo crim defense. Loves it, says getting fired was the best thing that ever happened to him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2634508&forum_id=2#26340733)



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Date: September 16th, 2014 5:17 PM
Author: brass striped hyena party of the first part

having people's freedom in your hands seems really chill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2634508&forum_id=2#26340649)



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Date: September 16th, 2014 5:23 PM
Author: marvelous persian

i doubt too many criminal defense bros are losing sleep worrying about underserving the freedom interests of their 99% guilty clients.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2634508&forum_id=2#26340682)



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Date: September 16th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: Beady-eyed poppy tanning salon

Very very few criminal attorneys handle only criminal cases. But criminal defense bros have to stay up worrying about fucking up a case to cover their own asses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2634508&forum_id=2#26340713)



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Date: September 16th, 2014 5:16 PM
Author: Massive cowardly pistol useless brakes

wait what, the other shitlaw thread said they all make 80-120K

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2634508&forum_id=2#26340641)



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Date: September 16th, 2014 6:22 PM
Author: Cracking filthpig church

Fuck. Me too. There's a girl that was only ranked like 4 people below me and she's in bottom of the line insurance defense at a firm that churns through associates. I think of her and I'm scared straight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2634508&forum_id=2#26340955)



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Date: September 16th, 2014 6:30 PM
Author: underhanded faggotry internal respiration

Could make this an HBO miniseries: Scared Straight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2634508&forum_id=2#26340992)



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Date: September 16th, 2014 6:31 PM
Author: Wonderful Set

?

why is shitlaw the only alternative

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2634508&forum_id=2#26340996)